Women shouldnt be allowed to shit
>>36509006
only if it's into my dirty, salivating mouth while I touch myself.
>>36509019
I concur, My good sir, ENJOY!
>>36509006
i dunno but trannies should wear diapers so bathrooms arent an issue
its their problem to deal with, not ours
>>36509049
Brilliant. Get North Carolina on the phone.
>>36509006
You wouldn't come home one night to an ecstatic woman only to find out that she was jittery bc she wants to take a dump
>>36509006
how come? does the idea of a female digestive system bother you?
>>36509108
How could it not disgust you?
This dudes gay lmao
>>36509006
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
>>36509183
i lauguh
>>36509036
jesus, thanks for killing my boner.
>>36509183
my fuggen sides are killing me
>>36509006
>Women shouldnt be allowed to shit
But then they'll die
OHHH
>>36509006
They would fill up and explode.
>>36509036
i don't know why i clicked on this but i mainly came away from it feeling like this was probably a great poop
it doesn't even look like she needed to wipe