THE ROBOT TEST

>>36508978
I got 63. Cyborg life it is.

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>>36509524
it's a sad life you live

103.

Social rounds always bump up my score to ridiculous levels. Apart from that, i achieve little in life and am mentally unstable.

>>36508978
85. Hm last time I got cyborg. How am I getting better

>>36509524
yeah, exact same score here.

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>>36509659
91 this time. Moved up from cyborg also. Yay us?

>>36508978
47, and I thought I was getting better.

How the fuck are so many people over 50 in this thread?

64.

I think I was below 60 just a few weeks ago, so I'm making progress.

>Was cyborg before
>49 now
FUck.

78
I would be a robot if it wasn't for dating a fat ugly girl.

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38, and going down rip me

>>36508978
holy shit 123
last time i was like 93 or smt, slightly strange
well, i guess this is a goodbye bois

>>36508978
I want to meet someone who would actually count for a grand wizard.

>tfw robot
I pray for death every night.

>>36509736
We're still here on r9k though rip

Probably just fucked up and socially retarded

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>>36508978

>5'7" manlet chink studying cs in college, average face, don't work out regularly
>fucked hookers before so technically not a virgin?
>only ever had one gf but we didn't have sex (did pretty much "everything else" though)
>apparently chad score of 128
>tfw

this is a bullshit test

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Moved from 20 to this since winter

87, almost a normalfag, but still slightly strange kek

got 88, not bad i guess no roboto for me

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>>36508978

64... Cyborg.

It's true though, i don't feel that close neither to you guys, nor with the 'normies'... although i do feel empathy for you fellas, and respect for the outsiders.

>>36508978
>92
Am I still allowed to be here?

If I cheat a little I get 14
Otherwise I get 8

Fuck you all

>>36510169
Htf is that even possible?

>>36508978
Got 56 and I'm a grill btw.

>>36510169
everyone bow down! you are in the presence of a grand wizard!

>>36510285
>>36510169

Pfeh! The grand mechanical wizard is nothing but a myth, i tell you!

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>>36508978
115
>all I do all day every day is study for hard as shit degree and work out
>use semi-decent body to run the numbers game on every girl in a fifty mile radius
>occasionally win but don't enjoy it much because i'm packing a pic related, but its what you're supposed to do
>really just want to join the military and die honorably in the glorious fires of war

94

moving up in the world

ROCK
RO BOT ROCK

>>36510721
I've really been wanting one of those for both ironic and unironic reasons

>>36508978
137 - not_bad.png

>>36511081
134 - Let's go be chads bro

>>36508978
61

Cyborg is cool, I guess. Kinda wanted robot though. But I guess I live the best of both worlds

>>36511182
you mean the worst

>>36511196
how the hell is this original?

>>36511196
Well, by a philosophical stand point, I'm not really in the "best" of both worlds. But I am experiencing both of them at the same time.

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I havent changed since the last time Ive taken this

65
cyborgs are the worst

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>>36510938
I just want to hide a bunch of them all throughout my apartment and sew them into secret compartments in all of my clothes

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two points down since last time i took test

I always wonder is that a robot thing to live in a flat my parents own, but they don't live in?

>>36511501
somewhere in the middle

origano

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>>36510129
72 here
I know that feel

>>36508978
Got a 24 exactly

76 but probably just because i have a shitty job if i woukld be umemployed i would be around 40-50

>>36508978
54
The fuck have you people done to me?

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>>36508978
SO MANY FUCKING NORMIES ON THIS THREAD! REEEEEEEEE! I got 23, off to wizchan I go.

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apprentice wizard. I always get this, no surprise. Hopefully i'll at least get to cyborg status someday. i hope...

52. Uhh it'll increase later in life right? We'll all make it right?

>>36511540
That's it. 72, cyborg

>>36511369
kek my test is identical to yours
You're my twin you just don't know yet

>>36511572
Bruh at least we're not alone with our feels

72.

>>36511798
let's be secret internet buddies

66, would be a robot if I wouldn't have killed it in the physical category.

>>36511740
start with physical, most of that shit is easy to change

I got 50. Damn i really am a robot

>93

It says that I'm borderline normie but it's not true.

>>36509658
Get tf off of my board

origmaloniolano

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>>36512249
No thanks, couldn't be bothered.

>tfw my score has gone up since last time
>now just a robot instead of wizard apprentice
feels good bros

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>>36508978
76 or 75 if i counted it right
I'm actually a Failed Normie

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>>36508978
Yeah did pretty well I think

>>36512465
>>36510111
>>36511369
so when are you leaving?

>>36512516
>>36512465
I really think you should get the fuck out.

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>>36512516
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAG WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HERE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36512543
Here with my girlfriend laughing at you all.

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>>36512550
SHUT THE FUCK UP CHAD JUST FUCK OFF BACK TO FACEBOOK

>>36512562
I'm good thanks mate

36 poin

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>>36512587
who oops forgot picrtue

82. Wow Ive gone up from Cyborg to Slightly Strange. My permavirgin status is the only thing really keeping me from normalfag scores. Almost the entire green section doesnt apply to me.

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83

I'm a loser

origeanignal

>>36508978
F u c k
11

>>36512605

haha you sound like some school shooter level shit then

uhm

117 desu

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>>36512550
>>36512516
>>36512562
>>36512543

origanol

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22
A lot worse than I expected

>>36508978
>tfw 1 point away from normalfag

>>36508978
50, Unexpected. Maybe i am blind?

>>36508978
67. Perfect score to be honest. Low enough to not be a normie, high enough to have hope.

>>36512359
>boohoo i want 2 change
>nah i wont

>>36512574
dubs and your gf suffocates on her own mucus as she's sleeping tonight

>>36512849
Like in breaking bad?

>>36512860
sure, norman. doesnt matter anyway because lol has not blessed me

>>36512886
im not even the normie you fag i am a different anon just asking ffs

42 for me guise. the point system on this test is bullshit

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71, cyborg. Pretty accurate desu

I've got a fucking 36
Orig

>>36508978
144 , making it brahs

>>36508978
somewhere between cyborg and slightly strange,
life is weird.

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>>36508978
51 famalam
Wish me luck

39
>get point for owning a house
>don't get points for not living with parents
Moving is just so bothersome.

>>36511709
Agreed.
Origigigig

28
It's gonna be 24 since I'm dropping out after this semester is over

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ALL OF THESE GODDAMN NORMIES NEED TO GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

71 for an original post

>>36509658
same. got 97

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59. could be worse i guess
origumba

27 apparently, not sure if i did it wrong

I got a 134, does that mean I have to leave :(

>>36512641
k Hitler

>>36508978
>people are actually getting above "slightly strange" here

>>36508978
>you are a female +6
How could this even lead to succes?

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62.

Oregano how was this not original grr

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117.

> That feel when you are the Master Chief

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>>36508978
I thought that this is official /r9k/ entry test? Why the fuck is anyone above 50 posting in here?

60
76 with bonus round

Cyborg master race

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>>36508978
I thought that i became a normie ( got a few friends, we watch anime, cut and are generally really socially retarded) but i got 26 points

>>36508978
I went from 80 when I first came here nearly 6 years ago, to 116. I honestly don't know how I feel about this

>>36517848
All else equal, women have significant advantages in society.

>>36508978
119. Whoops.

Any tips on how to improve my score?

>43
all ye normies get out

cyborg life is truly the worst. not autistic enough to check out of the normie world entirely, not normal enough to be productive within it

>70
Eh could be much worse

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why the fuck are there so many normalfags here? This really puts things into perspective.

>tfw 31
Why haven't I fucking ended myself

>>36508978
70. The cyborg life isnt that horrible

>>36509524
I think I got solidly Cyborg last time, maybe it was "Slightly Strange" at best. I tried to re add some of the points that I wish I could be like after I got a real job and whatnot but it still came to Slightly Strange.

29, gonna end myself soon

110

Im still going to keep posting here

55 score just broke robot, I guess I belong here on /r9k/ .... This isn't fulfilling

51. So, highly functional robot? Most of my points come from mental, and then while I've never been in any sort of romantic relationship, I have plenty of friends for the social category to bump me.

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Think about suicide a dozen times a day, only thing I have left is my appearance, but age is slowly taking that away.

157. Feels good to finally become human after years of working on it

>>36519814
bullshit, no robot or even a normie ever ascends that far. post your MS paint test results.

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>>36508978
I
NEED
FUCKING
HELP

>>36508978
Jesus fuck, 131.
If I did this two years ago I would have 60 max.

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>>36519956
what did you do to change?

>>36508978
42 or 34 depending on exactly what a virgin is
I haven't really got it in ever but I've had multiple sexual experiences with girls that involved us performing sex acts on each other to orgasm.
I don't feel like a virgin but going by the standard puritan definition I guess I am

119. I've never had sex, how can I be a chad?

>>36508978
>53
Hahaha how the fuck? I was a cyborg the last time I took this test.

>>36520042
I see, I've moved out of my parents and live alone now. That's probably why. I used to score "slightly strange".

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19.

All of them in physical.

>>36519976
I ditched the horribly depressing engineering course i was following and moved out of my parents' home to another city to study fine arts. It was a huge desicion I was really anxious about in the beginning, but it worked out in the end.

I know what the internet thinks about art school students, but honestly I've never felt happier. Gradually got more social because I wasn't surrounded by autists or normies anymore, learned to take care of myself, got laid with art school qts and now have a /lit/ gf.

>>36509524
I got 41 last time, I've jumped up to 50. I'm getting better, friends.

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Just a suggestion the
> not a virgin
should be +81

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75

Moving up in the world, last year I was a 43.

Kinda bullshit, I ticked off a bunch of the porn ones since I don't have the motivation to masturbate anymore.

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>>36520152
fuck, that sounds nice. glad you made it anon no one deserves a robot life. ironically there's plenty of girls my age in my engineering job but I'm too autistic to even make friends with any of them :'(

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>>36509900
76. Same boat, my dude.

Anyone above 60 needs to gtfo

>>36508978
46 desu

any /wizards/ in here?

27

Physical: 11
Mental: 9
Social: 0
Accomplishment: 7

Got a 96. Guess I should pack my bags.

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37

>you can be a non-virgin and be a robot
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

been going down for a while. im at wizard apprentice now... im scared

93, nice, i got mr robot

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>>36508978
Over a few years I evolved from cyborg to normalfag.
Here to help.

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I just want her to love me, the rest are bonuses

>>36508978
I got 4 I guess this is it huh

>>36508978
128 and I still feel like a reject
hmmmm

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>>36508978
I got 14, But I have to wait 11 more years for my powers - then I'll kill myself with them.

56 still robot, but barely

>>36522027
Prove it, grandpa.

>>36508978
78 points. Makes sense, i could never really relate completely to robots or normies completely.

36
Why is everyone scoring so high?? I dont even come to this board

>>36508978
53, 62 with the bonus round, so I'm on the threshold for 'get out reeeeee'

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36

Does anyone else think it's weird how you get 3 points for not being a pedophile, 3 points for owning a nice smartphone, but only 1 point for having children?

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>>36508978
fuck you all, i want to die

32 year old khv with a microenpis fuck REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36508978
>60
Only 3 years ago it would be in the lower 30s.. Got a job a year ago, lost 40 pounds, still hate my body but I'm starting to enjoy my face. Managed to build up the courage to go to the gym a month ago.

I hope we're all gonna make it one day

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>>36508978
67, I guess I should've seen it coming

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>49

fuck my life, only downhill from here

Promoted from robot to cyborg in the last couple of weeks.

>>36508978
5+4+2+1+1+3+1+1+1+1+2+1+2+3+3+1+2+1+1+1+5+8+3+2+2+4+1+1+4+2+2+1+2+2+1+1+1+1+3+1+2+1+2+1+3+1+3 =95

right on the mark. what do i do?

>110

Well, was expecting that. To be honest the only robot-like thing i have left in me is that still a virgin and no gf.

>>36523488
get a hooker and go on tinder,

131. I don't think I belong here anymore

>>36523024
I don't believe you. I thought the Grand Wizard level was impossible to achieve.

>>36523535
not him but 111, I want someone to love, not to fuck
casual sex is just glorified masturbation for retarded normies who can't understand the concept of making the first time a magical moment for both parties

>>36519702
So what, youre an attractive girl, how hard can your life be? just be someones wife and leach for the rest of your life.

>130
huh, not too shabby

>>36523585
Dude, the first time is shit. just like anything you do for the first time; youre gonna be bad at it. practice fucking whores if you dont wanna fuck normal girls and make the woman of your life depend on your dick for satisfaction.

>>36523675
>the first time is always shit
I don't understand where this meme comes from. Me and my girlfriend were both virgins our first time and it was amazing.

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But this is normie shit

>>36523535
I promised myself to not fuck a hooker til i fuck a girl by my own hands.

>>36523675
>muh practise
retarded normie garbage part 2
to normal people sex is just an addition to a relationship, not the other way around

>>36523535
Also tinder doesn't work for me. Girls are too picky. If they have to choose between a chad a normal-looking guy it's obvious they're not going to choose me. Got a match today but got insta cancell

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>>36523636
dude i scribbled out the "you are female" section, Im male, not born on easy mode.

>44

I guess I've gotten better.

13 You fucking plebs.

How do It even have 26?

>>36523716
True. Maybe it's to take the pressure off. My first time was with a girl who didn't know I was a virgin and she never suspected a thing. First times are often awkward but not necessarily bad if you do some basic research and focus on her.

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being so normal it hurts.

>>36508978
2.
Fucking 2.
What
Just what

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>31

What did he mean by this? Maybe I'll gain wizard powers eventually..

82

No social activity but I enjoy being outside by myself while I listen to music, and the fact that I had two girlfriends in middle school when I was an emo always boosts me past robot/cyborg

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>>36523826
>she never suspected a thing
Ofc she fucking did. but if she lets you dip inside her it wont be a problem. because she wants to fuck.

Apparently I'm a normie with 96 points, but I'm a KHV, so I don't really believe that. You need to have at least been KISSED to be a normie.

>used to be wizard apprentice
>now wizard
FUCK I NEED HELP

81, but I'm a non-virgin in a relationship and have a decent number of friends, so this test ain't perfect.

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>53
>tfw declined from cyborg to robot since last time

I guess it's over for me, boys

>>36508978
66. I always get cyborg on these tests/charts etc.

Who /wizard/ here
I got 14.

How can i improve?
i cant live like this for much longer

123 points but none of those came from the mental section.

It's an abstract kind of feel.

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>>36509524
Wizard Apprentice.
Seems fine for me.

>>36508978
83.

I really hate women and am probably going to kill myself soon, does that shave off any points?

>>36527891
it just makes you an average poster

>>36528135
Most of 4chan loves women. Especially with the influx of new fags thank to pol, we have a bunch of pussy worshipping redditors and trad cons on here. Why do you think even /r9k/ can barely tolerate mysoginy threads?

I made one about how roasties like being raped (orgasm from rape very often, have tons of rape fantasies, frequently date their rapist, like sexually violent men, and get knocked up from rape more) and got called a misogynist. On here of all places. Even "woman hating" robots worship holes.

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I think I should leave.

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92, so close lads if I just had a gf I could accend into normiehood...

102. Being slightly strange would be fine. Being a Chad would be great. But this is truly a fate worse than death.

>>36508978
89. At least I'm not a cyborg anymore.

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Cyborgs are pretty cool. I guess...

137 haha wow I thought I wasn't that good either

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>>36508978

113, the higher level of a normal fag...almost a chad. I missed a lot of points in the bonus round.

I dont know maybe im just too stupid to judge myself or something or i am robot 38 here

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im worried a little bit

>>36508978
91.

Pretty accurate desu. However I'm currently a NEET with few points in the "Accomplishments" column, hence why I'm here.

23, god fucking dammit i'm a robot

>>36508978
137

origiu

oh wait FUCK

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61 whew lad just above