Dank Roastie Memes

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>>36508833
my time to shine nigga

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>>36508900
just my luck, a fucking thumnail

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I hope this isn't a fucking thumb

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>>36508924
Always liked this picture, I can relate, as I'm ugly as well.

>>36508924

What do you suppose this roasties cock mileage is?

I'd say she probably has maybe as many as 5 new strains of HPV brewing in those flaps. So, say 500-700 cocks?

>>36509034
over 100 guys

>>36508924
Jesus Christ how is this possible??

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>>36508953
I like that one too.
I hope that ugly /fit/fag is jacked now, and spite fucks Stacy in the ass until her tailbone fractures.

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>>36509360
>looked it up in the archive and apparently it was fake and gay
Still a good speech, like one of the tumblr ones where they get a round of applause at the end.
It should have been the text OP sent to that roast.

>>36509328
>typical roastie slut

>>36508900
>>36508924

No one believes me when I tell them girls used to not need extensive and repeated plastic surgery to cull their beef curtains

In this age, where "being nice to someone" is interpreted as "having a romantic interest in someone."

Uh...you guys realize the shape of a labia has no relation to the amount of sex right? Labia isnt even really affected during intercourse, it is external. Girls have tons of different labia genetically.

>>36510235
I heard when a girl does a lot of sex, it embiggens her titboobs.

>>36510286
Masturbation=hairy palms. Absolute troof

>>36509328
labia stretching
a underground fetish and common practice in some african tribes

>>36510235
whatever you say roastie
original

>>36510395
Dont believe me? Look it up yourself? Does repeated sex fuck up the skin at the base of your dick? Or your foreskin? Not even masturbation does that. So why would it mess up the labia?

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>>36510235
>being a roastie this toastie

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For all the
>tfw no belly gf

posters

>>36510422
>Or your foreskin?
not him but it has gotten a bit longer since i started using it more in masturbation
tissues are stretchy desu