What's it like to have a big dick?

I don't know, cause I am a chink.

I don't know, cause I am a chick.

>>36504361
>>36504379
double bait wow.

I've got 8", but it looks like a microdick because my hands are huge.

>tfw 6"x3.5"
Pencildick is a fucking curse.

>>36504518
>3.5"
SURELY you meant to type 4.5

>>36504518
I want to see that

>>36504436
Why, cause I am telling the truth?

>>36504322
7.5 x 5.

I'm a sensitive guy but I'd gladly give my life for one of my friends. That's implying that I have friends.

>tfw lone wolf

>7.3 x 6.2

Honestly, good for my stupid ego and makes me think I am better than other men even though I am KHV

>>36504322
Feels great in my ass

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>>36504322

I want to suck your cock OP.

no homo

>>36505830
Do big things in your butt feel better than small things? Asking for a friend

>>36504689
I think I'm the same but for some reason I still feel like a pencil dick so I'm not sure. I only did the toliet roll test for girth.

>>36504322
thats a gorgeous cock

>>36505862
yes, especially when it's attached to a boy who can use it for long periods of time

>>36505857
That's not mine, it's from reddo

>>36504322
Wanna find out little man ;)

How about posting your cock and will rate out of 10?

>>36504322
It hurts that I'll never get to use it.

>>36504322
My penis is small flacid so I always thought I had a small dick 9.5 by 7.5 , and 33 years old every chick I fucked loved it when they got use to it, never had a oral I could cum from, anal sex just a few I'm married now so its great

>>36505866
I've had girls make fun of me for having a small dick. Best not to brag about it.

>18cm x 12.5cm
Apparently it's well above average, and my girth is pretty OK too, but I have fuckhuge hands so it feels like a micro-penis.

>>36504322
>9"x6"
It is fantastic. My girlfriend is 4'10" and it makes it even more amazing.

>>36506172
Jesus man nice cock no homo, I'm 8 by 7 and never had a orgasm by oral or anal

>>36506204
I knew a guy in military chick was gonna fuck him or w/e she saw his dick and came out crying laughing so hard, long stoy short his dick was 3.5 inches erect.. good guy though

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>>36506204
Why, because it triggers you and hurts your precious fee fees?

>tfw 7"x5"

Head is so big I can't pull back my foreskin when erect. If I pull back while flaccid it becomes a chasity cage.
> tfw might have too become cutfag

>>36504322
I wish I had a big dick.

I'm only 6x4.5 and feel like I will never please a woman.

It has pros and cons

Pros
>most girls are impressed by it
>some girls get off on the size alone
>ego boost
>can get friends of girls if they gossip about it

Cons
>some girls have a lot of trouble taking it and you can accidentally hurt them/it makes the sex bad
>few women can perform good oral on it since it's hard to avoid accidentally scraping with teeth
>have to frequently readjust in public
>hiding boners can be tricky

>>36506442
Wtf I'm 5.5 by 4(I think) and I've had girls cum on my cock. Just step up your game dude.

>>36504518
I don't believe this exists, please post pic

>>36506528
i never readjust and i just let people look, because their reactions are hilarious

>>36504322
Your dick size literally does not matter. Women are psychologically attracted to big dicks so its only useful for fucking roasties.
I have a big dick but its useless because I will never get inside a girls pants and even if I did I wouldn't fuck a roastie.

>>36504322
Honestly its pretty awesome.

Girls ive been with who werent virgins definitely compare it to other dicks theyve seen and get sort of addicted. you dont really have to do much in bed they just get a psychological rush. i didnt really think i had a big dick (or that it mattered) when i was a robot virgin but now I think it is a big plus for women.

>>36506360
No, I had a small penis humiliation fetish that I think she was playing on. I didn't get to bang this broad. She lost interest in me once she saw my average sized hands. Then she made fun of my penis size

Literal 1/100
7"x5.5"
It's pretty good when I get to use it.
At any size you'll still have doubts about it though, but it is always nice to be reaffirmed about its size when the unleash the beast.

Upside: Big dick is partially a bragging right, and the ladies will often always prefer the bigger dick to have a good time.
Downside: Pants, attracts some unwanted attention (one night stand told her friends in my mutual friend group in HS. It was cool for a day but I was just a piece of delicious meat to them.)

The problem of bringing girls back with you is still there regardless, luckily I never had a problem with getting the ladies, I'm basically a total alpha (6'2" and /fit/), being a bartender and performing guitarist certainly helps too. My main issue lies with getting them to stick around. (I am/was a total problem child with CD, ADHD and ODD, I was arrested at least 7 separate times before I was 18 from assault, B&Es, burglaries, property damage, you name it and I still haven't really grown out of it.) my longest relationship was a FWB situation and that only lasted like 6 months.

Basically, BDs only really help in confidence and sexual scenarios, but overall is a great thing to have.

>>36506672
most of the time it's physically uncomfortable for me

>>36506855
Nobody cares, normalfag. Go write long posts to /soc/.

6.5X5 some people tell me that is literal perfect others say it is dicklet territories

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>>36506243
>I have fuckhuge hands so it feels like a micro-penis.

I know that feel

>tfw 6.5 x 5.5 and cock feels tiny

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>>36504322
As long as you aren't a complete robot, it's bretty good / 10

>Ex's will slide into your messages wanting another round
>no fear of losing your girl to some other big dicker
>no irrational fear of being a dicklet because of porn
>dick pics will seal the deal if you can get a girl even halfway to liking you

Plus other benefits. Pic related

>>36507023
>dicklet territories

Yeah, no, you can easily blast cervix with that. any more and I would have to hold back a lot during sex which is a bigger attraction wrecker

>>36504322
it feels pretty fucking good when it's deep inside you

>>36506855
Interesting to get some non autistic perspective on this board

Any way to artificially bend your dick without buying a tool that may or may not work?
I want an upward curve, but the hand just ain't doing it.

>>36506755
>when i was a robot
You never were a robot. Go back to /b/

All I know is my dick is officially a micropenis. 3.5", don't know circumference. Can almost wrap my pinky around it though, and I have small hands.

>>36506855
>7"x5.5"

Is that suppose to be big?
I have that, doesn't seem big.

feels good to masturbate with both hands, too bad im circumcised

>>36504322
>5.5 but pencildick

>>36506348
Has he originally killed himself yet?

>>36507605
Pretty sure its the new average since every fucking guy on the internet is that size minimum.

>>36507605

it's statistically the "perfect" dick in both length and width, so basically every guy on the internet now has 7 x 5.5 and it's the most common size in the world.

>>36504322
I don't know no I don't care
I just want to know what it's like to have an uncut penis.

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I am 6x5. Pretty dicklety desu but I don't really care.
Pic related

>>36507605
>>36507757

Pretty much the "safe" number that everyone loves to give.

Most people either lie about size or don't know how to measure it correctly - saying this as someone who is actually 7.5" and I look huge compared to people who claim to be numbers like 8-9"