COME ON ANON! TAKE THE SHOT!

>>36504018
NO YOU FUCKlNG NIGGER!

>>36504160
>that beat the robot
Neat.

>>36504018
i cant my arms are too weak to catch a pass from an nba player

>>36504018
OKAY JUST GIVE ME A SECOND https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwElJeBcF5o

>>36504018
i'd make the shot. Seriously have a great jumpshot from highschool basketball

>>36504018
O-OK LEBRON SENPAI
I'LL DO MY BEST!

>>36504018
I've got my pistol pon cock
Ready to lick shots non-stop
Until I see your monkey-ass drop
And let your homies know who done it
Cause when it comes to this gangsta shit
you muthafuckas know who run it
So when you put this muthafucka to the test
You gotta realize somethin, nigga: (you fuckin with the very best)
I've got this killer up inside of me
I can't talk to my mother, so I talk to my diary

Dubs and I hit it

>>36504214
Post your ass in cute panties

>>36504296
I GO HARD IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN PAINT NIGGA
EW YOU STANKIN NIGGA
THE FUCK U THANKIN NIGGA

>>36504018

*jump, grab the basketball*
*land on my feet, pivot a a few steps, dribble the ball for 3 bounces*
*stop dribbling, hold the ball, look left, look right*
*pass the ball back to Lebron, who happens to be 4 feet into the air under the hoop*
*he takes my pass, does 2 around the worlds and dunks backwards into the hoop on his descent down*
*clock runs out, we win by 1 point. Lebron's dunk shatters the backboard*

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>>36504376
anon holy shit thats rad

*Dishes the ball to JAVEL MCGEE!!!

i dont even know how to fucking hold a basketball

>>36504296
le basketball and rap are synonymous XD

Fuck off

>>36504489
post your butt in cute panties

>>36504018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2WljxChU8U
originalio

>>36504527
why did you say this to me

>>36504604
because you sound like a sissy fag

>>36504636
well i am so you were right but my butt is for me and my brother only

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>>36504527
>>36504334
Feisty.

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>>36504687
come here you little slut tease

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>>36504018
I read books as a child, I didn't play basketball.

>>36504807
DOESN'T MATTER ANON, TAKE THE SHOT!!!!

Tfw i brick the shot and lelbron pounds my tight boipussy in the locker room as punishment

>>36504018
I would turn, drop my pants and engulf the basketball in my anus

>>36504018
I'd happily take the shot. A wide open jumper, assuming that Lebron has done what he usually does (draw 2 defenders to him, creating space for a shooter)? No problem. I walked onto my varsity basketball team as a 13-year old freshman because my jumpshot was that good.

>>36504018
*snipes the ball in midair with a rifle from hidden position*
O-ok

>>36504376
>jump, grab the basketball
haha what??

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>TAKE THE SHOT
(((TAKE THE SHOT)))
(((SHOT)))--shot shot shot

AHASHDFHAHSDFASFASLFJAKSJF!

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>>36504018
>tfw floater from the three point line

>>36504922
Thats a thing,imagine him jumping to the side to catch the pass

>>36504018
h-... here I go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ValCKtedB64

>>36504018
y...you too, Tyrone *drops ball*

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>>36504018
Fool, my shots always go in. Watch this three pointer.

>>36504936
Who shoots floaters from the 3 point line

>>36504922
*ref whistle* THAT'S A TRAVEL

>>36505008
>He's never shot a floater from the 3 pt line
How does it feel to be unimpressive?

>>36504516
You sound retarded. Better get that checked out.

>>36504201
NO YOU FUCKlNG NlGGER!

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Does it even matter if I do?

>>36504018
>tfw the only thing you were good at was Basketball and vidya in high school
A Chad even picked me second leaving out Brad

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No way. I'd end up passing the ball to a teammate instead.
I played basketball pretty much my whole childhood up until I was in 8th grade.
7th and 8th grade basketball sucked for me. I never practiced and all the other kids seemed to be just hitting puberty so they were all way taller than me and faster and had longer reach while I was a short fat kid. Plus I didn't practice nearly as much as everyone else did. I mostly just played so I could fit in, then I realized I was just holding the team back most of the time.

>>36505483
Shut the fuck up you homo

>>36505716
>homo
>not meanie head
Wew that was close

>>36505623
That was the same thing for me with baseball. I just lost interest in middle school and started fucking up every time i was at bat so I quit

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>>36504018
That's Obama throwing the world Trump caught it!

>>36506046
you really are a dumb frogposter

>>36504018
In 6th grade I played on a basketball team and out of approx. 12 games we didn't win one.