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MBTI thread. no reddit edition

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Prove you are not from reddit. Say something mean about a type.
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If you have E or F in your MBTI you don't belong here and are a fucking norman
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>>36502102
If you have E or S in your MBTI you don't belong here and are a fucking norman

fixed that for you
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>>36502036
INFP here
>lmao SJW beta male suicide teir
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>ENTJ
>dudes: Autismo and cringy Kikebook Gym/PUA phrases.
>girls: Autismo and overall cuntiness
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>>36502036
>tfw INTJ with assburgers
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Any one else /INFJmasterrace/ here?
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>>36502036
Apparently I am an ISTP-A, and INTJ's are by far gods gift to the world so that even the lowest of the low can have something to laugh at. All bark no bite.
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>>36502036
ISTP reporting in
Gotta admit you hit pretty close with that idea. I always have thought sessions about how would I rule a nation if I got a position to do so. But mine mostly include getting my hands on futuristic technology and buying worthless land in Africa to build a new supernation.
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>>36502451
INTJ Army combat vet here.
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Either intp or istp.

>>36502250
INFP: When you're told to say something mean about a type so you say something mean about your own
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>>36502589
Man that PowerPoint presentation must have been rough.
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I've taken this three times over several months/years, and I'm consistently a intp. Should I end it?
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>>36502036
I only know what an INTJ is like, so:
Autistic faggot tier who will religiously believe everything they do is cool even though they look like complete goddamn
faggots.

All INTJs look and act like sperg faggots, it's amplified by their narcissism. I'm one myself and I can't even be a normal
person if I tried. My life consists of shutting up as to not let people know what a faggot I am mixed with observing all
the retarded things they do which makes it impossible for me to relate to normal human beings.
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>>36502625
Life in the reserves is pretty cushy, I will say that.

Glad to be off active
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>>36502738
I'd imagine so. Always thought of the reserves as the national guard for those who will go active duty. What was your MOS?
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>>36502536
You've got it wrong, the real patrician dream is creating a new technocratic nation on Antarctica after it's melted.
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>>36502250
INFP master race desu
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>>36502808
I was thinking underground since the soil will soak up the radiation up on the surface, wherever you might be.
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>>36502036
>ENTP
>mfw don't fit "le debater" sterotypes that well
>can be pretty reserved at times

god damn it
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Fellow INTP lads, have you made any friends lately? Me neither.
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Run a discord server for INFPs, leave a way to contact you if you'd like to join
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How are ISFJ grills like? Generic as fuck?
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>>36502772
Was 13F
Forward observer
"Fister"
I spent deployment attached to an infantry unit. When we found ourselves facing firmly entrenched opposition, it was my job to get on Comms and call in fire support, usually in the form of an air strike, but a few times from artillery in the area.

Then I re classed to 92A, logistics specialist.
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>>36503005
I wonder why they chose a female to represent a personality type that is rarely ever seen in females
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>>36503015
Kek. Get on my level feelfag

>>36503073
Cause they're hot AF. But yeah I like Napoleon on a horse better
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>>36503005
>>36503015
>>36503025
It's funny I got this I'm a bit of an unmotivated slacker
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>>36502036
INTPs are destined to die alone and afraid

t. INTP
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>>36503140
ISFP shadow. Go and get a goal asswipe
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>>36502036
>INTP
>90% Introverted

w-were all gonna make it, r-right guys?
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I was INFP last time I took this test, a year ago.

Now according to it, I am ENFP. Since last year, I have become a normie by robot standards.

People can change.
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>>36502102
>INFPs don't belong here
>ENFPs don't belong here
>ISFPs don't belong here
>ISFJs don't belong here
>INFJs don't belong here
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Being INTJ lanklet is suffering
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>>36502202
Wrong.

>>36503595
That's what I said.
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ISTP pretend to be badasses but deep inside they are terrified to be considered pussies by others.

What happened there, ISTP fags? You got bullied too hard?
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>>36502940
Half my coworkers like me, and I've started last October. We're good at making friends... given that we at least try.
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>>36503650
Most ISTPs don't want the attention that comes with being a badass, most of them don't even want leadership responsibilities. It's literally a key trait of the MBTI type.
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>>36503623
And it's wrong.
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>>36503846
Said the norman, who was wrong
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>>36502036
every OP, F and I type defines you as a faggot.
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>>36502102
but ENTP is the most autistic type?
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>>36502536
ISTP as well
I dream about dying heroically in war and leading a traditionalist agrarian society with decentralized automated manufacturing and power systems.
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>>36503959
>Extroverted
Not a robot.
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>>36502036
>INTJ
I like the mean description. I've always thought of myself as an anime girl
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>>36502036
INFP is leddit tier.
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>>36503976
>le meme letters
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>>36503976
It only mean that when we're thrown at public, we typically dont suck. It doesnt mean that we seek attention from normies all the time, only occasionally.
t. ENTP with actually more traits from INTP
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>>36504154
Two qualities a robot lacks.
Not a robot.
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ESTP who is 6'4 and a virgin. This is the most painful existence.
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>>36502036
rate me fucklords
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>>36504766
Autism/10
Where's the link to that shitpost chart
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>>36502267
>Perfectly socialized INTJ
>Doesn't matter because the I ensures I'm physically exhausted after being around anyone for more than a few hours
We're fucked coming and going mate. Don't sweat on it.
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>>36504806
the redpilled autist one?

http://meme-magic-agency.com/redpill/index.php
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>>36502638
Imagine being this unsorted
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>>36502940
Have like... two friends. Dislike most everyone else. Pubs are great, nightclubs is literal retardation.
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>sensors discuss some specific event
>say something very general
>they always think I'm only talking about that event
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>>36502638
>I'm a retard so everyone with the same cognition must be one, too
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>>36502036
>Say something mean about a type.

>INTP
Smart but (way more) lazy. Ask too many questions, no answers, no practical results. One of the types of people to argue about the existence of God or the meaning of the universe on anime forums after playing Hearthstone for 10 hours, likely an atheist and loves it, does not feel compelled to do anything. Typically have jew fros. Do not eat or sleep. Submissive.

>INTJ
Usually Psuedo intellectual fedora tippers who unironically think they are "masterminds" to validate their lives. The only thought running through their mind at all times is "I'm intellectually superior, don't mess with me *dib*." Probably took the test multiple times to get INTJ for once to fill a superiority complex.
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>>36505563
Your "INTJ" description fits mistyped ISTJs and ISFPs more than real INTJs, they are the unhelpful autists who don't talk to anyone, and talk shit for fun to people they do know well
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>>36502036
Why is ENTP a sociopath? I only manipulate qts into letting me eat their buttholes
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>>36502036
ISFP: the stupid hipster girl with strangely colored hair, wants to be "different" by following somewhat mainstream retardation of the year
ISTJ/ISFJ: "muh logic and effeciency", does not realize most of the shit they do is redundant or just retarded.
INTP: Thinks everyone who doesn't think exactly like them is stupid
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>>36502036
>say something mean about a type
INFPs stop crying about the world not being the magical place you want you faggots.
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>>36505782
No idea, mate. You guys are just a little off. The only ENTP I've ever been acquainted with was a crazy commie chick who openly fantasized about civil war starting so she'd have an excuse to kill the "rich people" in the area. The cherry on top is that she lived in one of the nicest neighborhoods in town.
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Intuitives: discuss serious matters seriously, find mundane things and people who discuss them irrelevant/funny
Sensors: discuss mundane things seriously, refuse to/can't discuss serious matters, think intuitives are dreamy/stupid for having non-tangible interests instead of "real" ones, don't understand how other people can have a valid opinion on something that differs from their own
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why am I INTJ
I am everything I hate
Literal autism the MBTI
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>>36505679
true, i think most INTJs know it and get it the first time or second. it's just most of the self proclaimed ones are forcing themselves into the type because it's rare and the stupid "mastermind" name attracts them
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>tfw ISTJ
>tfw I could be an ESTJ chad (personality wise at least) if became more extroverted

Is it possible lads?
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I cope by telling myself that mbti is complete bullshit. It is bullshit, r-right guys?
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>>36505933
You can't become another type, but you can become more socially extroverted. Just interact much more with various people and get social skills, and fix your anxiety if you have it
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>>36505933
This girl I'm talking to is istj, she cheated on her husband and treats me like shit unless she wants to get laid. Be good robo
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>>36502036
I'm an intj. That's mean enough already. It's not wnough that we're autism incarnate but that all the fedoras self diagnose themselves with this autism. WHY WOULD YOU WANT THIS?
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>>36502036
>>36502945
For what purpose? INFPs are so fucking boring to talk to. It's almost how you'd think a Rei clone convention would go.
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>>36505955
The predictions aren't really true
Also most tests are designed to give smart sensors an intuitive type

But the results might be useful for you to realize in which areas you could improve your life
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>>36505984
Well if I'm already STJ and I just learn to love sociality then maybe I could act like an ESTJ?
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>>36502638
I know that feel. I too, sit around at parties, observing everyone to autistic measures without saying anything. Talking to the normos makes feel weird and inhibited. There's nothing intellectually stimulating there
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>>36503616
>>tfw someanon knows tfw lanklet intellectual
How are you holding up? Have you dominanted your chosen field of specialty?
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>>36504031
Supposedly "j"s are a feminine characteristic, so it's no suprise I have a latent longing to be a qt animu gril
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reminder that INTJ doesn't actually exist and you've just convinced yourself that you aren't a normal person. if you weren't so obsessed with the possibility of someone looking at you negatively or you having some disorder, you'd be the highest tier. you're just a paranoid freak.

t. INTJ
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>>36506000
Normies thing "being a nerd" is now somehow cool, and because they believe they are smart they can only be intuitive
Then they select between stupid stereotypes
- edgy teenagers and social retards: INTJ
- wannabe "nerds": INTP
- Feelers/hipsters: INFJ
- Sociopaths: ENTP

Needless to say, they don't know any actual people with these types and wouldn't want to anyway
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>>36504843
>>perfectly socialized
How did you master small talk?
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ENFP here, please generalize me and say something mean about me, thanks.
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>>36506130
If I would be a normal person I wouldn't go to a place like r9k for fun, would I
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If you have E, S, F, or J get the fuck out.
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>>36502036
>say something mean about a type
INFP is dead on
Dated one and bullied him until he cried two days.
I was just playing around but now do, in fact, think he's a pussy.
t. INTJ
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>>36502536
ISTP, too
Been recently reading stuff about Columbine and Ned Kelly and shit gives me an adrenaline rush just imagining it all. I often dream how ruling people would work, too, especially how my shit country could be fixed. Also /pol/ack
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>>36506186
When angry, you sometimes literally REEEEEEEEEEE like an autist
>>36506199
Nothing wrong with Js, especially introverted ones - they are mainly perceivers who can still get shit done
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>>36506130
I'm so useless as an intj the only "system" I can work on is myself, so I spend so much time perfecting my personality, style and social manners I loose room for everything else.
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>>36506147
I'm pretty funny, so that helps put people at ease when there's not much else to talk about. From there it's just a matter of responding politely and not coming across as disinterested. You can usually let others do most of the talking, since they're probably extroverted anyway. It's not the most graceful, but it helps me pass for a normie during brief encounters.
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>>36506234
Good thing I never get angry. Like, I can't really be mad at anyone, to be honest.
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>>36506249
>falling for the "INTJs are logical masterminds" meme
>>36506147
What's there to master?
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Threadly reminder

>tfw no INTJ gf

Other types can't really compare. INTJ is the best type for women. For men, not so much except when they are interested in sports.
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>>36506313
I'm funny, somewhat, but it usually comes across as offhanded and weird. I can make jokes, but not when I'm at the center or a 1 on 1. Responding politely usually makes the conversation a dead end, I've discovered. The only thing I can do in small talk is move the conversation to the next level- autistically ask questions about different things until someone interrupts us or we find a distraction. Feels bad man
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>>36506372
I'm not falling for a meme, but people, not just INTJs, can get sucked into worthless things until they've got a system or occupation that they can work on.
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>>36506135
Yeah which kind of sucks since I'm open to people but a good chunk of people I've met and even known probably dislike me. I come off as distant and I think people interpret that as arrogance or whatever which is bullshit becauae I just have nothing to say so why would I fake a conversation? I dont even think I know how to fake a conversation. People always say to just put yourself out there but when you do and get a lukewarm or negative reaponse you can only do that so much until you realize you're bad at it.
Nah I take it back. People suck. We suck.
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pseudoscience. I cringe as hard as when someone asks for my star sign.
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>>36506372
>>what's there to master
Fuck you normie sensor fiend. Gtfo off my board and go outside or wherever y'all sheeple like to be
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>>36506376
>tfw no military obsessed INTJ bf
Feels bad, mang.
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>>36506438
Hey it's me, military obsessed INTJ potential bf
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>>36506438
Obsessed how? I'm an intj and I'm going to the military...I can be your bf if you're a girl or a trap sissy boi
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>>36505563
Cont.

>ISTP
More likely than any other person to autistically imagine themselves in a zombie apocalypse or war. May view themselves as a bad ass in those scenarios while listening to ebic music. Need and strive for new experiences, but some are too autistic to leave the house or have 9-5 jobs, making them depressed and suicidal. Hardworking, but extremely lazy/forgetful when it comes to menial tasks. Probably will only do them if it's already become a problem. Does not care for systematized rules, but also have zero creativity or ability to innovate, so they do it by the book anyways because it's just practical. More motivation than INTPs, but don't always (rarely) finish or master anything. Not serious at all, but look as if they have no emotion, so nobody approaches them
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>>36506421
classic INTJ
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>>36506421
The only people who ask for your mbti are literal autists
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>>36506459
>>36506461
Warning #1
I'm fat.
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>>36506580
*attention*
We just want pics with timestamp. If you can provide that, we may be inclined to peruse you
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>>36506580
I'll wake you up when I do at 5, I do PT and you get on the elliptical. We'll help each other improve. Sound like a plan qt?
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>>36506424
I'm an INTJ, I can talk to normies about some fucking boring shit, but why would I want to? How can you not "master" this?
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>>36506658
The conversation always reaches a lull and we just stand there because I said something
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>>36506658
you're a reddit INTJ. real INTJs enjoy 1 on 1 conversations when the subject is interesting. you're just acting like the typical pseudointellectual fedora.
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>>36506636
I will talk to you. I don't think I can bond with people too easily because I haven't tried much.
But if you leave a throwaway I'll email you.
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>>36506775
Sure, can I ask how old you are though? Just hoping there won't be a massive age difference.
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>>36506697
Dont talk about anything abstract, they won't get it and likely try to put it into some concrete context about the things you talked to them before. You should notice when they do this and try to explain what you wanted to say with concrete examples

Also don't make any jokes that are not obviously meant in a non-serious way, they will usually not get those at all and think you're serious
>>36506710
You're literally unable to discuss anything, why even bother replying? Just write another 100 completely retarded "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" posts like a few hours ago
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INTP here

Why do I get bored of things so quickly
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INTP here who just lost his virginity at his senior prom to 2 lesbians cuz they "felt bad for me"
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>>36506885
E-mail me at
[email protected]
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>>36506130
Your post struck a chord with me. Can you give me some practical advice to get over this spiral of obsessed self loathing?
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>>36506964
I'm an INTP and I have a loving GF that helps me feel properly and understands my personality. We can all make it
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>>36506945
MBTI meme description: because you have Ne
Reality: because of ADHD
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>>36506860
But I want to talk to them on a deeper level...is it wrong to want me to force them to think criticially? To force the intellectualism to come out? Can it be done? I demand that these normies talk to me about something actually interesting and not mind numbingly boring! Help?
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>>36505563
> INTP
You could have been describing my entire life, aside from the jew fro. I don't have the hair for it, or it probably would look like that.

As far as INTJs, I don't think so. More like, the INTJ is disgusted by my lifestyle, but the only real difference between us is he plays different vidya.
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Redpill me on ISFJ

Oregonio
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>>36505563
Me but i eat and im not an athiest
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>>36507124
Good moms, cookers and assistants. Genuinely likes helping but like know your space and shit, stalker
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>>36507015
I plan on waiting until the only girl ive liked is over all the fuckbois she may be 30 and used but oh well
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>>36507045
Sensors are unable to/don't want to talk about "deep" things, it's making them feel as bad as when you're forced to talk about boring shit
Hell, they don't even think about intellectual things and might become fucking scared when you do and they realize how shallow they are
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>>36506980
no because i haven't gotten over it myself

normie mental disorder boards have said that extremely high doses of mushrooms will reset the part of your brain that forces all this but i don't use drugs
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>>36507106
>More like, the INTJ is disgusted by my lifestyle, but the only real difference between us is he plays different vidya
Accurate
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ISTJ here but this fucking shit changes every time I take the test
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>>36502036
I'm an INFP. I'm not insulting anyone, but I'm not from Reddit. I've only been there once to get a pizza sauce recipe. Not really a fan of how the site is designed.
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>>36507276
That's the most INFP comment I can think of.
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>>36507250
Take the big5 test, it should give you RCOEN or RLOEN if you're ISTJ

http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
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>>36507222
Ahh, I see. No that you mention it, I've experienced that before. They call it
>>"taking it too far"
At least they're the shallow ones, not me, hahaha. Man I feel sad now. But thank you, that put some things in perspective.
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>>36507276
>I'm an INFP. I'm not insulting anyone
You guys are the reason people shit on Fi so much
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>>36507222
Not unable, just indifferent. Sensors don't care about philosophical abstract questions for its own sake i.e Does God exist? I don't know and I don't really care
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INTP here
Im smarter because it doesnt technically matter
INTJs are alright
INFPs are cool too, just stop acting like we dont know

i dont have too many friends
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I've gotten INTP, ISFP, INTJ and ENTP depending on the test (most often xNTP)

this keeps happening because the system puts you into a mold too easily when you only lean 55~45% one way or the other... it's fucking pointless
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>>36502036
row 3 is TGS characters

kek
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>>36507405
You're probably an ISFP.
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>>36506492
Jesus, that description was everything I am
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>>36507045
>even if you're one in a fuckton, there'd still be a fuckton of people like you, you'll just never get to meet them
I feel you with what you said, anon
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>>36507504
and you a pisces, my friend
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>>36507045
There are smart people who don't want to talk about it.
And there are dumb people who can't talk about it.
Usually, you're talking to dumb people.
The reason why the smart people don't want to talk about it is because either they find it boring or because the dumb people will find them out for being smart
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>>36507336
I don't want to insult the other types. Is that bad or something? They haven't wronged me in any way.
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>>36507561
I appreciate this post, it feels good when someone else can relate, esp when normies can't
>>anon talk about your feelings
>>no you're feeling wrong
I'll never get to meet you too ;'(
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>>36507678
It makes you look wimpy.
But that's okay.
Wimps can congregate together.
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>last time I took this was in 2015
>INTJ
>year and a half later
>started working
>started school
>gained friends
>started doing drugs to be more social

hmm.
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>>36507606
Smart people afraid of being found out? My god truer words haven't been spoken- you don't know how hard it is to conceal your power level, esp when something you believe or like is being bashed. As far as 1v1s go, I hope they don't try to not talk about it, because I'd like to think I'm smart and they'd be ok with talking to me about it.
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>>36507723
I'm an INTJ who became a INTP while addicted to opiates.
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>>36502036
>INFP
INTJs are so autistic, how can they live with themselves?
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>>36507723
Do you relate to this
http://istp.wikia.com/wiki/Category:WTF_Years
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>>36502036
All F types are subhuman animals enslaved by emotion and should all be rounded up and send to a fucking gas chamber.
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>>36507772
Werks just fine Tbh, as long as people don't hurt our feelings (which can be done by anything personal that we identify with, so we try to keep as much as possible private from you)
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>>36507811
t. F type, probably Fe dom/aux
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>>36507723
>Was ISTP at the start of 2016
>Got super depressed
>Got fat
>Became alcoholic
>Then lost all the weight
>Then got /fit/
>Got a handle on my drinking
>INTJ now
I thought ISTPs were supposed to be the hard men in soft times. Very strange.
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>>36507811
>>all f types except for INFJ, rare and exotic subspecies
>>all s types
>>all e types except for Entj
>>p types need to be heavily vetted
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>>36507687
Yeah, it sucks sometimes, especially if you really like the person and actually want to be friends, and you go on rambling about how you've been tracing the reasons for things, and they just wait for you to finish with annoyance
Can't say I don't do the same the other way around for them, though
What do you think about most often, though?
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>>36507979
>>wait for you to finish in annoyance
This. I don't know how they can't find
>>politics
That interesting. No, no they're more content to "ramble"
>>babble is more appropriate
About their family or their pet or this new thing they got or random gossip. I'm like "no? That won't affect you in the long run..these are all pointless things...this doesn't make you smarter"
^^^look autism I did it again.
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>>36507781
Yep.

Reading through all the posts in this thread about ISTPs make me feel like I'm exactly where I belong.

>>36507850
I'm hard as fuck, senpai.

>>36507754
Still addicted?
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>>36507781
this is really accurate. currently going through this. I constantly overthink the same things over and over again and end up where I started, like my mind is empty and aimless. I'm really absent minded in a bad way since I'm not actually thinking of anything original/running the same thoughts through my head like I'm missing something in life
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>>36507850
Took these stupid tests and every time I get ISTP-A. For me personally I think that the most important thing for an ISTP-whatever the hell you are is direction and willpower. Without those two things an ISTP is dead in the water, and god forbid an ISTP gets stuck in something like that. The thing to understand with these things is that they're not always concrete, revolving around your mental state. I'd say that ISTPs definitely are the hard man though, I see them as the "getting shit done" and "getting dirty" types.

>>36507781
Holy shit that's pretty much younger me.
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>>36508071
Nope I'm off and an INTJ again.
Feels real good harshing that mellow.
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>>36508064
Ey, yeah, politics are pretty fun, although you never know what to trust for sure. I guess it's more about the conflicting opinions and inner workings of humans en masse that does it for me, I dunno
And yeah, shallow topics like that make me sad... And we're both autistic, fear not, let yours shine
Did you check out that WTF Years link that was thrown in this thread, by the way?
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>>36507813
This being a key difference from INTPs, who actively work to destroy our own feelings whenever we encounter them.
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>>36508418
No, but I'll go find it, and read it. For (you)
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>>36508306
>For me personally I think that the most important thing for an ISTP-whatever the hell you are is direction and willpower. Without those two things an ISTP is dead

True. I feel like even having a tiny goal helps much more than floating about endlessly. Even though floating and doing nothing is comfy
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>>36507708
I like my girls wimpy
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>>36508600
Well I like boys and I'm a girl who's not wimpy and I don't like wimpy boys.
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Intp gril.
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>>36508621
Sounds like you'd get along better with a different anon then.

I like people who aren't afraid to argue with me.
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>>36508658
I call dibs, be my autistic gf.
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Where my neutral milk hotel listenin ENFP bois at
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>>36508689
I literally have 0 friends. Rip me
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>>36506421
No one has ever asked me this stuff. Very few people ask me my star sign. Happens to be one of them is actually pretty cool.
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>>36507708
I don't really find a need to constantly insult people, normally if people do that it is due to them having problems in their life.
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>>36508749
I don't see how that is relevant, in fact it may actually be better.
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>>36508684
That's exactly what I just said essentially.
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>>36506421
jokes on you this is a test

zodiac signs dont test you faggot
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>>36508954
Better how so?
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>>36508836
Yeah but here we're having fun throwing bantz at everyone else. I don't like swearing or insulting others but I love poking fun at people when everyone's having fun like in these mbti threads. Just chill and have fun senpai

t. ISFP
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>>36509002
Because I'm an insecure INTP without friends, obviously.
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Any INTPs or other ever considered tripping once to reevaluate their view of the world?
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>>36509080
yea, just yesterday i was reading up on 1p lsd but i caught myself and realized that wanting a drug to make my life better is stupid. also im pretty inexperienced with drugs so im treading lightly
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What in your experience is the best site to do a MBTI test?
I use to use all the lower grade sites years ago and often got the same response but this 16personalities site is giving me different responses each time I take it
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>>36509043
Guess we're both autistic losers. Let's be friends.
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>>36509248
Nice, my throwaway mail is [email protected]

We can talk for a few days before you stop replying forever because I'm so lame, like it always happens!
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INFJS UP IN THE HOUSSSEEE

WHO'S FUCKING READY TO ARGUE ABOUT HYPOTHETICALS ONLINE AND READ SOME GOD DAMNED PLATO AND REREAD IT TWENTY TIMES WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY WORKING VERY HARD TO AVOID LOOKING AT THAT DISCONCERTING PILE OF LAUNDRY IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM THAT GROWS HIGHER EACH DAY?!?!?!

>HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>36509355
Is that a fake email?
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>>36509080
No. Instead I just laid on my bed for about a week doing nothing but thinking. I realized fuck stuff I'm just going to do what I enjoy. Seems pretty obvious now.
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>>36509419
No, why should it be?
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give me the basic gestalt on ENTJs
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>>36509477
Do you have discord? I rather add you on discord
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REEEEEEEEE WHY ARE THERE NO FUN TYPES POST RN REEEEEEEE
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>>36509540
>discord
I'm starting to think that you're just a normie.
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Can someone help me understand the main differences between an INFJ and INFP?
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>>36509584 -
who are the fun types?
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>>36509615
I mean I don't know you yet so it would be a safer choice for the both of us to add each other on discord.
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>>36509653
One thinks about how chad is a bully, the other waits for him to go past a dark alleyway before knifing him in the kidney
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>>36509665
ENFP AND ENTP AND MAYBE INTJ

IDK WHO ELSE, hmmmmmmmm. INFP is cool too I guess
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>>36509488
Asshole with no gf feelings
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>>36509197
celebritytype function and mbti test

keys2cognition.com
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>>36509488
The workaholic overachiever

You remember that shitty job you had as a teenager or twenty-something? The one where you just wanted to make just the amount of money you needed to because god forbid you spend any more hours in that shithole than you have to? This is the guy who was always picking up shifts, or was higher up than you despite being two years younger.

You stare, jaw agape as he picks up yet more overtime. You ask him how he does it, and more importantly WHY, and he just shrugs and replies with "gotta make that money" or "it doesn't bother me"

Can often be found making you look bad at work, making you look bad at videogames, making you look bad in front of your parents, and doing the absolute most just because they can.

>tl;dr they're basically raising the bar way too fucking high for the rest of us at work, and without their coked-up asses the rest of us could slide by doing wayyyyy fucking less work, thanks alot assholes
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>>36509698
>extraverted
>on /r9k/

The fun types are fucking sleeping because they're alphas who were partying all Friday and Saturday and have to sleep because they work decent jobs and have to get up Monday morning

That said, INFP here, how are ya
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>>36509799
B-but I'm an ENFP I'm on r9k right now

How are you buddy I'm tired but I don't wanna sleep. I also wish I had some milk but I don't
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>>36509667
How is discord safer than a random email that you can create in a couple of minutes?
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>>36509818
You know what, I'm actually ok. I've been fucking stressed cause of work and college.

>tfw want milk but no milk

I know that feel. It's serious enough to make you crave it, but not serious enough to actually justify you going to the store in the middle of the night, so it goes on unabated.

Hung out with some friends today, played tabletop games (specifically Betrayal at the House on Hill and we also played Zombies), had a grand time. I really like these guys, I don't feel too uncomfortable around them.
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>>36509818
>>36509914
Just started browsing /r9k/ again. It's so weird, the level of discourse here is just so chill, no pretenses. I really like it.

But then again I also remember the reasons why I left too
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>>36509822
Done. Sent you and email
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>>36509914
>played games with your dudes
That sounds fun I wish I had dudes to hang out with but I don't reee
>stressed
Don't be stressed anon I'm really tired so this may be incoherent but bear with me. If you do work and you achieve a result then that'll be that eh? You can stress or not stress. The end result will be the same regardless of how much you stress, assuming you do the same work

Man I wanna eat something or drink some milk
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>>36509945
I feel you dude

Like I might go outside and talk to normies in the same manner I talk to people on r9k all open and shit and they think I'm weird... I really shouldn't spend so much time here but whatever I guess

But yeah this place is kinda shitty overall
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>>36509822
Email is : [email protected]
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What was his type, lads?
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>>36509949
>>36509977
All these guys are from work , I'd suggest just talking about interests with people from work if you want people to hang with.

And yeah, I know what you mean about stress; it just really feels like I'm not going anywhere. I suppose I've got no reason to worry, but I've always worried lol.

Tbh I never really talk with folks unless I know them real well, but that applies differently to 4chan because I know the board well; I used to lurk for a long time before even posting, so I guess it's the same haha
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>>36510089
But nobody shares my interests anon so I don't think I'll have any friends :(
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>>36510117
what kinda interests do you have, and where do you live?
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>>36510142
>interests
Saying nigger real loud in the forest, listening to music, being ironically autistic, lifting, telling dumb jokes, doing semi gay stuff with straight qts, biking and walking around, talking about feels, wrestling (not real wrestling just dicking around with people wrestling)
>where do I live
Maryland
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>>36502536
>mfw I'm an ISTP and I also think about how I would rule if I ever became a leader of a nation
Usually the scenario is me being the POTUS and how I would cull all of the undesirables in this country.
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>>36510041
ESTP most likely.
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>>36506964
how was it anon? did you like it?
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>>36510197
>saying nigger real loud in the forest
fuck I want to do that now

anyways I know some guys quite like you lol, one who fits the bill pretty closely actually (but he's in Texas)

I dunno, my best friend I met by avoiding him in highschool, meeting him once at a get-together of friends, and memelording with him on facebook. Normiebook is actually a pretty good way to meet friends, since there are pages with interests and there are bound to be local variants. I usually bond with people over nerdy interests, so if you even remotely like videogames, games, or anime and there's a local city with a scene for stuff like that, I'd definitely suggest hitting up conventions or shops.

I was a fucking pariah in highschool beyond like 4 close friends, but now I actually have a large circle of acquaintances and a fairly large circle of close friends. Like, it's not exactly easy, but I thought it would've been a hell of a lot harder

>tl;dr: Normiebook, local scenes for fun nerdy shit like videogames, anime, and dungeons and dragons

you could also join local biking and fitness groups, but definitely consider broadening your interests to nerdy shit (there is nothing wrong with liking spergy stuff: the sooner you realize this, the easier the process becomes)

Also I was gonna start heading to the gym actually
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>>36510197
>doing semi gay stuff with straight qts
what did he mean by this
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ENFP with mental illness.

Please mock me.
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>>36510389
I think he meant being close and a little bit lewd with men of the same sex who show no outward attraction towards men of the same sex

Me and my friend at work do this thing all the time where we act like gay lovers, it's fucking hilarious
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>>36510381
>nerd shit
I unfortunately am not interested in it, I used to play vidya and watch anime but I can't really get into it
>fitness clubs
I actually have gym friends but they're kinda normies
>normiebook
Idk anyone though but ..... maybe
>you're gonna gym soon
Good luck lad be sure to browse fit first

>>36510389
I'm bisexual and I like flirting with my straight qt friends
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>>36510414
Me too buddy why would I mock you, I'm here for you
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>>36510414
infp with mental illness here *hi five*
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>>36510498
Infp with also mental illness
*also high five*
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>ENFP

all I want to do is smoke weed and hang with friends
and i'm all out of weed and I have no friends
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>>36510433
"hahaha bro fuck me harder"
"haha this is so gay"
*makes out*
hilarious
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>>36502036
MBTI is such bullshit I dont get why youd choose to believe your stuck on any of these paths.
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>>36510583
This. The main danger of this is that people start to believe they can never change themselves. Throughout my life I've moved through all of these to end up quite stable at the far end.

ENFP > INFP > ENTP > ISTP > ESTP
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>>36510445
>I like flirting with my straight qt friends
What makes you think it's a good idea to flirt with your straight friends.
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>>36510604
Not our fault you're a flaky faggot who can't make a decision
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>ISTP
What did they mean by this?
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>>36510554

I got both ENFP-bro. You dont happen to live in Netherlands do you?

>>36510498
>>36510463

Thanks m9s. <3
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>>36510445
Normiebook got me to be so much more social than I was, it's crazy. Just post two year old memes and you're gonna make friends in no times lol.

Don't tell the rest of /r9k/, but facebook's underground meme subculture is pretty rockin if I do say so myself.

One thing I can wholly recommend if you have a bunch of normies for friends is a night of drinking and tabletop games.

There are plenty of entry level ones, like Cards Against Humanity (if they like dark humor) and Utter Nonsense. Cards Against Humanity is so easy my grandmother can play it (and she has; she was fucking good at it, too)

If you live in or near a moderately sized city, there's bound to be a subcommunity of people who like these games, and they make great friends. One thing to check might be your local anime convention; I know you said you weren't into that stuff anymore, but they will almost always have a decent tabletop section.

I wish you well senpai, I gotta go to sleep <3

throwaway email if you wanna talk some more
[email protected]
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>>36510498
>>36510513
I honestly feel like being *NFP is mental illness sometimes

This is /r9k/: when we feel, we feel together.

Bring it in buddy, bring it in
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>>36510555
Pretty much, without the making out part

It issss pretty funny; at least we think so
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>>36502102
Only INTPs and INTJs can be robots, but I think that some ENTJs and ENTPs can be given residency here, although /b/ would probably be more appealing to ENTPs.
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Does being an ENFJ make me a filthy normie?
;~;
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INTP here. Says I ought to be creative. Total fuckin bullshit. I can't think my way out of a wet paper bag that's been torn in half.
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>>36512538
Well you're good with words it seems
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>>36502036
INFP here

INFP is liberal cuckold crybaby thinkeverythingdonothing type
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>>36503595
INFP can stay, all others leave.
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>>36502036
I am a mix between all the IN/EN/TP/FJ/ types
anyone who fits perfectly into one of these categories without changing over years are boring and I wouldn't like to be friends with them.
unless their intj..
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>>36513267
You're a self aware INFP, I like you
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>>36513318
any /NF/ is usually selfaware, and sometimes highly anxious.
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are you srs, this is shit. fokin my life right here...
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>>36502036
All this shit is big meme, cyanide pills are the only way to fix this
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>>36513691
Well what's your type mr bully
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>>36513756
Well I don't think it's a meme and you dot have to post here if you don't like it then

Telling us to kill ourselves just isn't nice either man, we're not hurting anybody
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>>36513766
aren't we supposed to say something mean about this topic of type? But i actually don't really hate these threads, i found them quite interesting to read
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>>36513866
Well you're supposed to say something mean about a specific type not types in general. I didn't say anything mean though cause I don't wanna be a bully

You can say something mean about ENFPs though if you want I won't mind, just don't bully some random type for no reason

Yeah I agree they are interesting to be desu
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i never thought i would get this one
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>>36513894
INFP here. ENFPs are really ______cool______
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I'm INTP-T, this means I will never find love, correct?
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I'm either an ISTP or INFJ

figure that one out
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>>36502036
>>36511463
does this mean im a robot

oreagno
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>>36513894
You failed the reddit test. You need to go back.
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this goes out to all the INFPs in this thread. you are amazing! no matter what purpose you decide to give your life, please know that as long as it comes truly from within yourself it is right and you can achieve it. dont be afraid. along with all the evil out there theres a universe of beauty to discover. you are amazing just the way you are!
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>>36502036

ISTJs have so much potential but are so fucking lazy

My type are all girls (including myself) who think they are gods gift to humanity and are special snowflakes usually.
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>>36514953
gee youre a girl? have a reply my beautiful!
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>>36514953
>are so fucking lazy
>ISTJs
U wot

They're known as the wagecuck type for a reason dood

Maybe you meant ISTPs, they can be lazy if nothing interests them or if their hobby is sedentary but active like playing FPS games all day.
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>>36506135
Lol ENFJ reporting. We are the feelers. The infj folks are hipsters with anger issues
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>>36514953
>Fe-dom girl
Yuck, normies of normies. Fuck off.
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>>36515007
That might be more so. I live with two of them. Both brothers so maybe that's how I got my inference
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>>36515003
>>36514962

Didn't want yous. I wanted insults nerds. I was just saying I hate how people think like that
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>>36515022
>autistic
>normie

How do those go hand in hand?
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>>36515073
If you didnt want (you)s you wouldnt have carefully stated that you are a female, you dumb bitch.
>hello guys i am a dude haha feed me (you)s
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>>36515145
I was just comparing why my type sucks cause 65 percent is women. Learned my lesson for next time fucking prick.
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>>36515101
>How do those go hand in hand?
Where does it say autistic?
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>>36515174
>actually getting mad at that post
Welcome to 4chan, don't let the door to reddit hit you on the way out
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>>36515176
Im just stating i have autisim. How am I a normie? I stay at home and play Vidya all day cause I sperge every time I try to socialize. Didn't state it earlier. Apologies.
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>>36515174
ahahaha i actually believe youre a woman after that reply.
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ISTJ here

You are all pathetic
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>>36515190
Not mad. Just saying. I've been here for years. Just spitting back at you what you did me. I'm laughing cause of how mad you got a girl is on your board. I'll be here forever so get used to it virgin.
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>>36515208
>Autistic ENFJ girl.
How does this happens? How much do you crave for interaction?
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>>36515174
>My type are all girls
>(including myself)
>myself
Saying ''my type are all girls'' was enough to convey your thoughts on this subject but you had to intentionally say that you are a female since it is so abnormal to encounter females here.You wanted to feel somewhat special at least in some way since people dont give a shit about you in real life.But you are wrong people here dont give a shit if you are a female or not.You dont need to expect some sort of special treatment just because you have a hole between your legs, you dumb roastie.
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>>36515227
Typical roastie that is calling someone a virgin when she cant get her way.I even doubt you were here for years since you easily get triggered by the most generic insults that are used on here.
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>>36502295
I am INFJ female (female).
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>>36505563
Got me on intp, even the jewfro, but I do eat a lot
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>>36502036
>mfw it's right about eveyrthing but parappa
>liked parappa tho
HOW IS THIS SO SPECIFIC BUT SO RIGHT
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>>36515349
>I am INFJ female (female).
Are you really that influenced by other people moods?
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>>36515224
Its 9 30 shouldn't you be working, wagie?
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>>36515405
Almost constantly, most of my thoughts revolve around wanting to help or encourage, to comfort, make happy or laugh, etc. when I am interacting with another person.

I enjoy spending time considering why I like certain people so much too and how to tell them so they understand. Although, sometimes it's difficult to explain.

I spend a lot of time thinking about other shit than people's feelings though.
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>>36515453
>I spend a lot of time thinking about other shit than people's feelings though.
Like what?
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fellow INTP's, stop being lazy, and use your knowledge to escape from where you're currently at and destroy your enemies.

I got my manager fired so I could take his place.
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>>36515629
Mostly just enjoying my day and appreciating nature or the beauty of things.

I don't really dwell but every once and a while, I re-evaluate my problems are feel stressed. Usually once or twice a month.
>>
Cool extroverts:
ENFP
ENTP

That's it.
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>>36515681
>appreciating nature or the beauty of things.
Seems like you could participate in /comfy/ threads.
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>>36515726
I look at them but rarely post, I will try to post more.
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>>36515741
>I look at them but rarely post, I will try to post more.
What brings you to r9k anyway? What do you feel about robots in general?
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>>36515785
Just habit, I came to r9k in 2008 and never left. I used to relate to robots more but eventually escaped or just grew older.

I enjoyed being here a lot when r9k was more about connecting with and talking to other robots. I still attempt to get to know them.

Do you want to talk anon?
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Redpill me on INTP
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>>36515865
>Do you want to talk anon?
Sure, why not. What do you think is the biggest flaw of robots? I mean you've seen people change here.
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>>36506206
As an INFP I can confirm.
INTJ girl literally cucked me for 5 years.
I kept coming back and being there for her despite her literally fucking all my friends.
The most she ever did for me was teasing my cock with her feet.
Eventually her mom died and after staying up all night and being the only one there for her, she never talked to me again.

INFP's are pussies at first glance but with the ability to dream comes the danger of nightmares. If INFP's are the biggest pussies the flip side of that may be the most fucked up of all.
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>>36515939
I meant privately, like e-mailing or anything. I want to know about you.

Not holding their own convictions and staying in this empty chamber to yell the same thoughts back and forth at each other as they all slowly degrade and devolve into something less than genuine.
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>>36515910
You know those people who go around the world studying flora and shit? Those are typical intps.
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>>36516001
>I meant privately, like e-mailing or anything
Post your contact like an email
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>>36516065
[email protected]

Just send discord or any means of contact please, the e-mail can only recieve and not send.
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>>36516126
>[email protected]
Sent.
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>>36516185
I just noticed it doesn't recieve either for the next 2 days because I just made the account. ;_;

I made another if you want to resend it.

[email protected]
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>>36502036
INTP HERE THIS WORLD IS CRUEL AND I AM NOT MEANT TO SUFFER LIKE THIS WHY DOES IT NEVER END YAMEROOOOO
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>>36514487
literally a failed normie beta
your inside is 100% mechanic
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>>36514487
most normie type
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estj
so a fucking cheerleader?
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>>36515713
>ENTP
>Cool

teach me
;_;
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Does anyone know what type struggles to understand themselves but understands other people very well? I find it hard to type myself but i'm very accurate at typing others (and reading them in general). Is it related to Fi vs. Fe?
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>>36518290
It's definitely F because I'm shit at typing others but know myself well

how often are your predictions true though
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>>36518290
>understands other people very well?
On a logical or or a feelings level?
Anyway, that has more to do with N (focused on external concepts) vs S (focused either on yourself or on your own direct sensory experiences)
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>>36508714
YOOOOOOOOOOO
muted
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>>36518425
I don't think i've ever mistyped someone who's taken the cognitive functions test later (i force everyone i know to take it). I might have mistyped an extrovert as an introvert (and vice versa) a couple of times.
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>>36518672
teach me senpai
how to make original posts
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>>36518484
Mostly on a feelings level.
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>>36510498
>>36510513

What's up mistyped isfx's.
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>Take humanmetrics' test
>ISTJ

>Look at supposed career opportunities
>Computer Science, Accounting, & Sport Coaching all marked with a gold star
>tfw hate sports
>tfw shit at maths
>tfw dropped out of a university computer science course because I struggled while everyone around me got A-marks for doing fuck-all

>Take Similar Minds' Big Five test
>RLUAI
>mfw describes me to a tee
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>>36518702
I don't think it's something you can teach to someone. Comes naturally. Understanding cognitive functions helps. But i know two people who have learned the cognitive functions and still mistype people all the time (INTP and ESFP).
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>>36518883
>INTP
ah, doomed again
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>>36518997
He's actually my favorite person to hang out with. Very smart and has a good sense of humor. But definitely not someone you go out partying with and doesn't understand peoples feelings or value judgments. His logic overpowers all feelings and when he does show them it's awkward.
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>>36516504
INTPs have a lot of potential. Just find your area of interest and master it.
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r/INTP says the best pair is INFJ. How true is this?

t. plebbitfag
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>>36506492
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHPPPPP EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

PLZ
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>>36514434
youre a fagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggerino
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INTJ here

Of course I feel sadder about a dog's misfortune than a human's. Dogs are generally innocent and bro-tier. Humans typically hold a degree of responsibility for their own misery. The cunts.
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>>36520253
I am infj. I have robot intp bf, I am into him.
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>>36520253
ENTJ is the best match for an INTP.
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>>36520429
I've heard that INTJ's love cats.
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>>36520483

Cats, dogs, horses, cows, squirrels, 99% of animals, inanimate objects ***power gap***, humans
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>>36520535
This is why I like INTJs.

About the responsibility thing in your previous post I agree completely. I've always always believed that anyone who decides to do something has to be accountable for their decisions. I try to live that way and it's why I have no regrets so far since it lets me be at ease when I follow what I believe is correct.

t.ISFP
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>>36504902
>All those questions at the beginning
Smells like a fucking honeypot
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>>36520253
>MBTI compatibility satisfaction percentage

another one from r/INTP, how true is this?

t. plebbitfag
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>>36506147
Normies love talking about themselves, so just ask about their life and what their interests are and respond accordingly. Don't ever come open about your own life unless it's considered societally-approved. If they're stubborn just make up vague stories about how you got drunk and can't wait to get fucked up again.
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>>36502250
we feel the feels heavy
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>>36502874
entps are the most introverted extrovert
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>>36502940
I haven't spoken to anyone besides my mom in over a week.
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every INTP ever

https://youtu.be/RzoMYnG8l5g?t=40s
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>>36518866
RLUAI is INFP, but depressed people of every type will get that result.

>>36521153
ENTJs say the same thing about themselves, lel
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>>36515713
ENFPs are huge sluts who always talk about themselves like they are the center of the universe
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>>36502036
>mfw INFP
>mfw I unironically believe Hitler did nothing wrong
>mfw I fucking hate niggers and kikes
Is this test wrong? What am i?
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>>36523247
someone who goes on 4chan
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>>36515020
typical enfj, missing the point of the post because you have some emotion you want to express
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What's the deal with ISTP and being a mechanic? Im an English major right now, cant say i love it, but i don't really have a desire to switch to engineering or some STEM shit.
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>>36507250
that's because you have an inconstant self-image, my self-blind sensor friend
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>>36508836
That's how you feel, but that doesn't mean it's true, pussy.
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>>36509373
do your laundry you little shit

t. actual adult infj
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Do supportive male types have any chance to get in a relationship?
How would that even work
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>>36513304
t. enfp

it's so transparent, you're embarrassing.
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>infp
>lays in bed for two days because someone eft town for an interview
t. infp
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>>36514434
you understand neither type
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>>36515174
>insult me
>gets insulted
>gets mad
definitely an enfj female
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>>36523996
>INFPs keep insulting their own type
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From robot to normie

INTP
INTJ
INFP
ISTP
(power gap)
ENTP
ISFP
INFJ
ENFP
ENTJ
ENFJ
(almost all normies)
ESTP
ISTJ
ISFJ
ESFP
ESTJ
ESFJ
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>>36520253
>>36520747
REEEEEEEE REDDIT GET OUT GET OUT
>>
INFP are all big pieces of shit.
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>>36524017
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO INSULT PEOPLE THAT AREN'T ME OKAY???!?!?!?!?
>>36524107
>tfw you confirm this
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>>36510414
>>36510513
>>36510803
nfp is a mental illness
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>>36503222
Trips confirm.

>also INFP
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What are the moody types of MBTI?
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>>36524129
very true

>>36524253
almost all of them if they don't have some control over their most-used feeling function. That's more a matter of psychological development. But the types with Fi in their stack are much more annoying to deal with.
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>>36524326
Well, by moody i mean who could cut people from their life without remorse and who would idealize people at first just to ignore them later due to smallest mistakes.
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>>36524326
People with Fe are the ones who "go off" on others and make everyone feel bad. People with Fi are the ones where you say, "what's wrong" and they shout "NOTHING!" wishing you would read their minds.

>>36524359
ESFP probably
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>>36518290
i think this is fe, im the same way exactly
i test as entp (ne-ti-fe-si) every time, i have no sense of identity but i can read everyone else like an e-pamphlet
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>>36518425
are u
fi
?
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Someone's MBTI or enneagram type accounts for about probably a total of 10% of a person. OR LESS. Not their habits, preferences, upbringing, history, culture, none of that.
People in here treat typology like the bible. Like it explains everything. Too many times have anons on here dismissed an entire type because they were met with some sort of resistance from one or a few people of that type. Knock that shit off. Human beings are predictable to an extent, but everyone is ultimately different.
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>>36524444
I'm a big guy
Fe
UUUU
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>>36524380
>ESFP probably
I wouldnt say that i'm ESFP but i do that all the time.
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>>36522520
entjs could be the same way but its consistently true for ne doms
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>>36524472
>Someone's MBTI or enneagram type accounts for about probably a total of 10% of a person. OR LESS. Not their habits, preferences, upbringing, history, culture, none of that.
>People in here treat typology like the bible. Like it explains everything. Too many times have anons on here dismissed an entire type because they were met with some sort of resistance from one or a few people of that type. Knock that shit off. Human beings are predictable to an extent, but everyone is ultimately different.
>How to spot Fi-dominant.
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>>36524359
The less someone uses Si, the more likely they are to do the former. The less someone uses Se, the more likely they are to do the latter. In neither case would I call that moodiness.

>>36524380
Yes, I think this might be true.

>>36524472
MBTI tells you about how a person views themselves and the world around them. This accounts for just about everything that goes into making them. You're a fucking retard. Of course people are different. Of course there is variance. There's a massive corpus of literature on healthy vs unhealthy expression of certain types, shadow types, compatibility, type development, mistyping, and so on. Do you feel smart now?
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>>36524483
I think INFJs can be like that too. Since they are judgy and have high standards.
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>>36524508
lmao if you take mbti seriously you are fucking retarded.
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>>36524022
isfp is super normie
istps can be pretty normie too
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>>36524569
mbti is just short hand not an end all
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>>36522520
I got RLUEN, pretty accurate.
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>>36524569
If you take it seriously without understanding it, you're retarded. Studying cognitive functions and related psychological concepts has greatly helped me in my last couple jobs and many of my relationships with friends, family, and coworkers. Sorry you're not smart enough to apply it.
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>>36524581
Maybe, the only ISFPs I know are quiet, eccentric modern art fags. ISTPs can be normie but many of them end up here.
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>>36524480
hmmm interesting what is your type
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>>36523247

Of course you can hate niggers and jews while being INFP. It all depends on what you're exposed to. If all you see are new reasons to hate something, you'll probably keep on hating it until you get reasons not to. Doubly so if you're easily impressionable.

From my experience, I can't bring myself to hate individuals, even if I have some prejudice towards whatever group they belong to. I think it's sort of like being able to enjoy the individual colors, but hate the full picture they happen to paint.
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INTP reporting for suicide
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>>36513668
Fuck, I was really hoping that I shifted away from being an INTP, and maybe went more towards INTJ. Guess not.
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>>36524693
INTP
whatever it is you are hoping to accomplish with this original information
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>>36502874
all entp are sociopaths>>36502940
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>>36502036
INTJs wanted to be bullies in grade school but they were too pathetic and scared to do it and ended up having a delayed maturation out of their god complex

>>36520747
for the love of god get off reddit. there are dedicated forums for this shit
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ahahaha kill me senpai
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>>36523247
>>mfw I unironically believe Hitler did nothing wrong

you say that because Hitler is always made out as pure evil when you know he wasn't. You always root for the underdog, pussy boy.

>>mfw I fucking hate niggers and kikes

I don't know about that one. Either you've only met the worst of them or you spent too much time on 4chan
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>>36505955
whip out cock in presence of female and thou shall ascend
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>>36525221

That A probably puts you in the rcuai club. Chances are your biggest life flaw is a lack of career ambition. Otherwise you're probably fine, I've met a few of you and you guys generally don't fit the bullshit stereotype s online.
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>>36525347
explain this pls
do people do this and does it work?
>>
I'm infp-t
I'm only happy when my bf pays attention to me and I get sad when he does stuff without me. Although I get sad whenever I feel like people in general don't want to talk to me
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>>36511463
What board would the ENTJs like to hang at?
t. Entj
>>
Just finished watching the first season of True Detective. Is Rust an INTP?
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>>36525535
tell facefuckable hoe to suck ur dick then whip it out
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>>36502036
Every INFJ I have seen has been a left-libertarian, aka retarded.

t. ENTP
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>>36525202
>INTJs wanted to be bullies in grade school but they were too pathetic and scared to do it and ended up having a delayed maturation out of their god complex
Don't fall for the meme stereotypes
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>>36525620
Can I get arrested for that?
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>>36525635
How many have you seen? They are the rarest type
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>>36525171
just trying to make sense of it, and i did, its because your fe is inferior so youre shit at it thats all
>>
post test pls
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Why are SJs so fucking serious about everything?

Why do they have tons of internal rules that they follow?
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>>36525854
Because we're the ones who built the world you live in, fuckass.
Somebody has to be around to provide structure and you feely perceiving retards aren't building shit.
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>>36525781
fortunately all that information was already encoded in >>36518425
carry on my newly enlightened friend
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>>36525031
Pretty much same here, except I got 100% Turbulent.
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>>36525870
>Somebody has to be around to provide structure
Good thing we can automate that now :^)
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>>36525887
>100% Turbulent.
That literally means you're fucking immature and need some social contact to learn how to not come off as an autist
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>>36505911
Don't sociopaths mostly just lie?
I prefer the cold and hard truth, and I try to keep as honest as I can.
And yeah I agree, we are the most autistic of the E bunch surely, but we can connect with a lot of introverted types pretty easily, INTJ's and INTP's especially. Though I hate INTP's
.t ENTP-A
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>>36525551
Not him but I knew one ENTJ, he was from /mu/. I bet right-wingers would like /pol/ as well.
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>>36509584
>>36509698
INTJ anon from the self-improvement edition thread here. The loser OP of this thread seems to be the one who killed that other thread and apparently nobody here fucking cares, so why bother.

It's fucking annoying that people prefer reckless, inaccurate shitposting to respectful, substantial discussion.
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>>36502036
anything that isnt intj or istp is normie
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>Visit any INxx "community"

>most "INTJs" are actually "redpilled" ISTJs who unironically think they are logical masterminds
>most "INTPs" are ISTPs, ISTJs and various other social introverts who are "smart" but lazy
>most "INFPs" are depressed people of any other group
>most "INFJs" are ISFJs and people who want to be "the most RARE" aka ISFPs
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>>36525911
I get plenty of social contact, I have a bunch of friends and hide my power level pretty well.
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>>36526113
stop lying to yourself. and INTP as austic as one can get, also a 100% turbulent one, probably has a phobia of social interaction
Just kill yourself
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>>36526078
>INFP, the extreme social anxiety type
>INTP, the most common type on 4chan despite being rare in real life

>normie
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>>36526110
>visiting internet "communities" outside of imageboards
lmao
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>>36526227
It's like going to the zoo.
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>>36526143
I actually do have friends, and I've known people who act way more autistic than I ever have. I'm just really self-conscious.
>>
POST TEST
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>>36502036
>Say something mean about a type
90% of people of every type are retarded and don't actually understand MBTI

>posts reddit-tier test results page
>"prove you aren't reddit"
heh
>>
>>36525547

I'm INFPt too. Feeling like nobody wants to spend time with you is the worst. But what I've learned is that 9/10 times, that only means they want to do other stuff or are busy, not that they dislike you. But that usually doesn't register then, because any optimistic toughts are mercilessly shot down. I bet there's very few who dislike you, if any at all do.
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I'm a control freak, both in relationships (I know gtfo normie) and in every day life. And yes despite working on that, not being in control makes me uncomfortable.
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>>36524022
ISFP is extremely norm
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>>36526472
INTP here, I feel really bad now. I blatantly avoid my INFP friend sometimes because he has a "goofy" sense of humor, and as an introvert it drains me after a while. He seems hurt by this, but it's not that I dislike him. How do I communicate this?
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>>36526553
Where would you position ISFP?
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So, /r9k/, what do?
I've received INFP-T.
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>>36526718
The generic tumblr hipster girl with colored hair who literally can't do anything useful
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>>36526406
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp
here it is, the test originally.
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>>36526731
Kill yourself or accept that you have no place in the modern world so you should enjoy your solitude

t. INFP-A

>>36526691
Tell him the truth. If i were in his position i would want to be told the truth. It might hurt him but friends should embrace each other flaws and learn to get over them
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>>36526761
But on that list, where would it go? I think it's less normie than any extrovert type. Tumblr girls are outsiders even though they have a few friends.
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>>36526852
>Tumblr girls are outsiders even though they have a few friends.

Not really, they might have less friends than your typical normie but they still go out and get on with a lot of people even if they try really hard to act like Daria

They're not true outcasts but rather a different kind of normie

Also some of the meanest shit that i have been told was told by tumblr girls not stacy. Most of them act really depressed and anxious but will shit on anyone who truly has that condition
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>>36526852
INTP
INTJ
INFP (depressed)
ISTP
(power gap)
INFJ
ENTP
INFP
ENFP
ENTJ
*ST (redpilled)
ENFJ
ISFP
(almost all normies)
ESTP
ISTJ
ISFJ
ESFP
ESTJ
ESFJ
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>>36502036
>INTP-A
IT'S ALL TRUE!!!
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>>36526718
Lol>>36526761 isn't me
It's the drone protector/provider, motherly figures usually
My own mother is one
They have no notion or aspiration and simply choose to look after other people. I'd put it before ESTP, I think ESTP should be more normie also (lower)
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>>36526691

I had a conversation about something like that with a friend of mine. We're both total loners, but get along great when we both feel like being social. Your guy probably has similar periods where he's drained and is hard to reach. If you just explain that you enjoy talking to him, but tire out easily, I'm sure he'll understand what you're talking about. It might be best to tell him that in person, or at least not over text, because if he's unsure of himself he could take it in the worst way.
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>>36527024
You sure she's not ISFJ?
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>>36526972
This one is way better than the list that was posted earlier.
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>>36527024
Your mother definitely sounds like an ISFJ . ISFJ is the most motherly archetype.
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>>36527064
Wait,
fuck
i
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>>36527064
>>36527091
FUCK that's what I meant
ISFP is the tumblrina
Sorry guys
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>>36527064
>>36527091
She is ISFJ.
So I guess I still don't know where ISFP fits there
Still, more normie than the original placing
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>>36502036
>INTP
>Once went one week without showering or going outside.
>ONCE
LOL
>>
Any INFJs here? Feel free to post feels.
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>>36527200
tfw no bitchy entj gf to serve and guide
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>>36502036
I'm ESTJ, rate me.
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>>36527200
tfw my gf is an isfp stoner who constantly disappoints me but lets me hit her and likes me writing for her
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>>36527258
funnily enough, that's really the most ESTJ way you could have phrased that. syntax and everything. 10/10, spot on
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>>36527200
>mfw the harder I try to be understood the less sense I make
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>>36527260

that sounds pretty comfy tbqhwy also please evacuate my safe space normalslime.

>>36527330

Explain yourself to me anon, what are you about?
>>
Why are ISFJ so hated? I think that if types would take time to get to know ISFJs rather than superficially judge then run away they would see the great qualities shine through the mild exterior. Anyone who hates X or Y type as a generality is a moron.
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>>36509373
>she read and re read plato
>she was into hobbes
>she had big tits
>she switched majors
>we stopped seeing each other
>we started texting
>everything is great
>but she thinks of me as a friend
>I FUCKING LOVED HER
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>>36527412
Because they are incompatible with all Ns and most S too
https://web.archive.org/web/20120622175637/http://homepage.mac.com/bahlberg/iblog/B1386252977/C707866389/E2092739525/index.html
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>>36527235
>>36527420
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Will this be original?
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>>36525635
Seems like you haven't met the redpilled, misanthropic, bitter ones who put up an emotionless exterior to get by on a day to day basis. Sometimes I think I may have some form of bipolar disorder, swinging from such highs to lows all the time.

>>36527200
I just want purpose. Always chasing, but never reaching.
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>>36527450
That says that ISFJ's don't understand the INTP's need to be alone. But ISFJs are introverts, how does that work?
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>>36525635
I'm right libertarian.
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>>36527531
ISFJs are social extroverts, they can spend their whole day talking to other SFJs about bullshit
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>>36506492
I'm INTP but this pretty much perfectly sums me up aside from.
>but also have zero creativity or ability to innovate, so they do it by the book anyways because it's just practical
- the ability to innovate.

I've just spent the past month listening to music while fantasizing about starting a war.
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>be ISTP
>have no feelings
>mfw

at least im good at doing stuff I guess
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>>36527531
isfj is introvert with extroverted feeling. if they can be intimate with someone and just talk about their feelings and be sentimental all day they would love that. in fact it would be almost addictive to them. intp actually needs and enjoys being isolated to just think and do random shit for extended periods of time. they might find isfj overbearing. esfj is almost a better pairing because esfj is more willing to find other people to talk to while intp is busy being autistic.
>>
>>36526972
> INFP.
It's true, the Prozac helps though.
>>
INFP-T and also 5'5"

I have a feeling there's a correlation between INFP and being a manlet. Anyone else here care to confirm?
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>>36527746
almost everyone looks like an infp when they're depressed is kind of the point
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>>36527761
depends on what race you are. if you're somewhere where it's normal to be a manlet like mexico it's probably less likely.
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>>36527765
Oh.

I'm not very smart.
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>>36527761
INFP-A 5'8

The standard in my country is 5'7 so I guess i'm not a manlet for my standards
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>>36527789
it was ambiguously worded in the post, don't beat yourself up buddy
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>>36520429
INTJ vegan here. As soon as I hear about some unfortunate person's not being vegan, or worse, mocking of or hatred toward veganism, I immediately lose all sympathy for them.

>>36520483
I prefer dogs. They are more loyal and affectionate, and more useful apart from mice catching.
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>>36527412
>Anyone who hates X or Y type as a generality is a moron.

While this is generally true, it's understandable to hate certain types naturally because they have an archetypal conflict-relation with your type -- it's just impossible for you to see eye to eye with them or interact with them unless you do some footwork via type theory or psychological maneuvering. This kind of relation is typically someone with the opposite functions, but the J and P reversed. One good example is INFP x ESTP (this is why r9k, full of INFPs, hates chads).
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ESTP... every INFP is a faggot and most INTJs are autistic
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INTP-T
80% intoverted
86% intuitive
60% thinking
66% prospecting
81% turbulent
how fucked am I?
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>INTJ
>work in management consulting
Captain's log, stardate 554996.9: I've infiltrated the ENTJ hive. I think they're onto me.
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>>36525202
you should start putting 'Retard' in your name field from now on. I would love to be able to recognize you from a mere glace.

t. INTJ-A
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>>36528198
>t. INTJ-A
That explains a lot...
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>>36528109
You'd hate INTPs
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>>36525551
/pol/ and /biz/ is where we at

>>36528188
Attack on the back
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>>36528330
I actually don't mind INTPs, they generally have pretty good senses of humour. The only thing I really dislike about them is how lazy they are.
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>>36528360
True INTPs are autism: the person though. Maybe you're confusing them with ISTPs?
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>>36528402
One of the guys at my office I am 100% certain is INTP and he's pretty funny but I don't know any other INTPs so it's possible he's just one of the more socially adept ones compared to the rest.
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Judge, is this good? Or am I going to far left?
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>>36526472
Ugh this. The very, very few times I ever got personable with someone IRL ended up like this. They'd ignore me one day or whatever, then I'm devastated because I assume they've finally had it with me. Then we just drift apart after that even if I still like the guy (no homo)

>>36527761
6'2 here.
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>>36525551
/pol/, /a/, /sci/, /adv/
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>>36529214
>>36528347
>>36525551
How come nobody has asked type and favorite boards before?
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>>36502036
S types are dumb niggers, they're like human robots that aren't even that good at that. F type mostly belong in gas chambers 2bh.

Official Ranking List
>INTP
Most intelligent type (and secretly sometimes wish I was more like them)

>INTJ
Me ;^)

>ENTJ
Best type at actually imposing will on world and actually capable of abstract thought

>ENTP
Seem breddy gud/5, never come across one that I know of.

>INFx
J's are probably the smartest F types, sometimes too intense with their feely shit but at least their feelings will have been analysed in someway instead of just unleashed like an animal. P's are cute(even though I'd never admit it), fairly similar to J's in that their feelings seem to come out as compassion for others or something to that effect rather than the usual feeler tantrum because they didn't get what they want.

>ISTP
Probably the only decent S type

========ALL BELOW THIS LINE ARE SHIT===========

>ISTJ
Ultra-Maximum Wagecuck.
>I-i'll do anything to please Mr.Shekelstein

>xSFx
Pure garbage. J's; Dumb soccer moms. P's; Dumb hippies
>If I don't see it it's not real,but don't you dare present concrete facts because they hurt my feelings.
Literally do nothing but react to external stimuli then chimp out
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How do you become a more assertive person as an INTP? Also generally more into putting the effort into friend circles
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>>36529331
What about ENFP and ENFJ?

>>36529387
Do you mean assertive as in INTP-A, or just in the general sense? Realize that you are smarter than most people and so they will appreciate your presence and point of view.
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>>36529387
Find other autists to be friends with, also do shit that you find interesting
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>>36515224
Does Schlomo Shekelstein know you're posting in this thread. Go get signed permission from him if you wish to continue posting
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>>36529475
Right now I'm INTP-T, I'm on good terms with most people in my dorm but I don't exactly make the effort to do anything with them so I don't have a friend circle and I get left out of things. Doesn't help that I have this general sense of tension/anxiety (doesn't apply during social situations but any time I'm just going somewhere I'm tense as fuck unless drunk)
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I'm not sure if I'm intp or entp. I can talk to strangers no problem without any anxiety, but I also prefer solitude. Some people are surprised when I tell them that I spend most of my time alone in my house.
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>>36529551
ENTPs are usually the class clowns and can entertain groups of people, while the INTP will become more and more quiet with more than a handful people
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>>36529539
it's you again

I know we INTP like to solve the same hypothetical situations in our head over and over again...
but you'll have to go out and socialize at some point if you want more friends

whatever anyone will tell you here you've already heard
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>>36529605
>>36529551
Also INTPs are literal logic robots on the inside and when explaining something, will go on and on and unironically use definitions and shit - they are actually mainly serious on the inside
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>>36502036
>be me
>INTJ
>Not autist
>Help other humans
Why does this happen?
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>>36529605
I can usually lead a conversation in a group people easily. I'm not sure if I'm funny but some people do laugh at my jokes though. When I was younger I guess I was a class clown but not intentionally, I was just quick-witted if that makes any sense.

I'm still unsure whether I'm intp or entp though, my lifestyle is extremely solitary but I do excel in social situations.
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Hey lads, I'm an INTP-A but I'm a total brainlet.

Most sites suggest that INTP's should pursue careers in engineering or computer science or the like.

Is there any hope for me?
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Do INTPs and INTJs make good friends?

feelio when no smart INTJ friend to help me get my shit together
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>>36529735
Why do you think you're a brainlet?
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>>36529735
If you are a total brainlet, yes. But you're probably exaggerating. If you have a drive to learn, you'll find something. For instance, you could go into law or academia.
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>>36529735
Are you an actual brainlet in terms of logic or in knowledge? INTPs seem pretty bad with the latter, dont worry about that
>>36529736
It depends on the maturity level, the INTP I knew made me rage pretty hard a few times with his laziness and autism. And we both thought of the other one as "stupid" for different reasons
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>>36529475
I've never actually come across any that I know of (though maybe they were masquerading as their S counterpart) but if I had to hazard a guess; probably similar enough to their I counterparts but likely a lot more annoying with shoving their shit down your throat. I have a hunch that ENFJ's have a fairly strong tendency to SJW behaviours.

While we're at it I forgot

>ESTP
Basically Chad. Bad one's are fucking heinous, good one's are alright in certain contexts.

>ESTJ
Jumped up office middle manager who insists on using Windows 10 and .docs for everything or something equally retarded.
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>>36529641
I know that I actually have to make the effort to go out and talk to people, what I'm trying to work on now is the anxiety while I'm going from place to place. No matter what I do it never goes away and when I don't have it (when I'm by myself or with family) I'm a much happier/more assertive person so I'd like to work on it but I have no idea how
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>>36529784
If I wasn't a brainlet, then my grades wouldn't be as shitty as they are right now. I also notice I'm slower than my classmates in grasping concepts.


>>36529793
>Academia
You mean become a teacher and talk all day in front of large groups of people? no thanks desu.

>Law
Been considering it but being P and A make me a complete lazy fuck. Law requires studying a shit ton of stuff.
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>>36529920
>>36529803
Most definitely in knowledge, having a shitty memory doesn't help either.
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>>36529846
ENFP here

That's a pretty fair surface level assessment. At face value, we're pretty much normies in that we have social skills. But unlike sensies, there's something more underneath.

I'm only speaking from my experience, so take this as you will. I'm also not a particularly bubbly, quirky ENFP. I enjoy speaking with and understanding other people, and I work best when I have a wall to throw shit against to see what sticks. All that said, I'm a pretty introspective and lonely guy. It's a strange feel, to be surrounded by people who genuinely like you and be so detached. I get restless and stir crazy when left alone, but I enjoy reading and being alone too. I don't want to call myself a "smart" guy, but I at least think I'm a relatively deep thinker.
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>>36529920
The way you type doesn't come across like you're a brainlet though. More like you're full of doubt. I've no idea why your grades are shitty though. Who gives a shit about grades though, unless it's really different in US?
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>>36529735
INTP-T that dropped out of CS here. I lasted 6 months.
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>>36529875
You'll have to either be specific on what makes you anxious or accept that the answer is "drink more"

Why not take a walk? Just go somewhere. I don't know how big the city you are in is, but take a bus to some district you've never been before and just walk around, try to find the landmarks, observe the natives...
What do I know? Use your big brain, see what the problem is and come up with a solution
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>>36530124
>I've no idea why your grades are shitty though
I struggle with getting motivated/disciplined enough to work or study regularly. That's probably the biggest obstacle for me right now. You're also spot-on about the self-doubt part.
Thanks for saying I don't type like a brainlet though, that made me chuckle.

>>36530128
What made you drop out?
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>>36529704
Fi; makes us human enough to find others' misfortune sad, and willing to help where we can. We tend to be problem solvers if nothing else.
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>>36530340
>What made you drop out?
Idk. It felt too disciplinary. Just general laziness I guess.
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>>36530340
>>36529920
you're only a brainlet because you are too retarded to have self-introspection here

your grades are shit because you are lazy, you son of a bitch.
>I struggle with getting motivated/disciplined enough to work or study regularly

stop wasting our time with exaggerated claims you know aren't true. your real issue will be finding something to care about, which will bring motivation to apply yourself in its own right.
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>>36529331
>capable of abstract thought

can an N type explain what retarded "abstract thoughts" you guys are having? I'm 100% sure it's psuedo intellectual useless garbage
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INTP here. I think a lot of this stuff is pretty spot on about my type. The biggest obstacles for potential success in my life are my extreme apathy and needless mental stimulation of minor events and conversations. I think as far as instructed intelligence and problem solving we tend to succeed but fall behind due to a sourceless apathy. It's interesting however that they say that an intj friend will keep you motivated when I found that to be the opposite.
Most of the time when I am feeling bad about myself about how I can't socialize for my life I Google charts like this to entertain me. Gandalf is pretty cool I guess. Too bad he's a literal wizard tho.
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>>36530785
For example

S history teacher:
>These are the names of all the founding fathers
>You must memorize the dates of each battle in the war

N history teacher:
>What were the different forces that caused these events?
>What does this say about the culture of the time period?
>Is history doomed to repeat itself or is humanity capable of change?
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>>36530885*inate
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>>36530785
INTJ, a different one. There are plenty.

One common question concerns the meaning or purpose of something, such as of life in general or of one's life specifically. That is, why life exists and how you fit into how the world will operate now and in the future--your place in it.

Another thing is about ethics and morality. Is there objective right and wrong? Why, or why not? What grounds morals? How should one lead a moral life? How flexible are ethical rules?

I could go on.
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>>36530885
>It's interesting however that they say that an intj friend will keep you motivated when I found that to be the opposite.
Story.
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Time to go for daily 3AM nightwalk
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>>36531074
Don't get mugged
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>>36531074
Holy shit I thought I was the only one who did this. Such a comfy time of night when it's all cold, quiet and dark

That aside, what do sleep cycles look like for other INTPs?
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>>36531112
I'm sleeping at 8am right now(im on break and have no friends)
There are these horses and goats that belong to some farmer that I stroke, feels comfy
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