>literal autist >manlet >robot-tier and yet /sp/ is

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Very simple. He's lucky.

>>36499951
don't bully messy fgt

>>36499951
How is he holding that shirt up with one hand?

Because unlike robots he's the best at what he does

>>36500068
>implying laws of physics affect the GOAT

>>36499951

because i cant play football like a god.

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>>36499951
wasnt born in a barrio

>>36499951
>watching sports
You have to go back normo >>>/sp/

>>36499951
Because yeah he's autistic but he's autistically good at soccer. Robots are just autistic. As such, he is not one of us.

>>36499951
>the best at sports since he was a kid
>robot-tier

something is not right

>>36500778
Normalshits keep misusing that word anon.

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>>36500068
he exists outside our realm
>mfw messi fused with the cum rift

Messi transcends the laws of human nature. He is a God among men.

>>36501329
Messi isn't God, that would be Maradona

>>36500705
Argentina is very different to Mexico.

messi in argentinia is SHIT , while Ronaldo god mode takes portual all the way .
ronaldo has a bigger burden on his shoulder , messi just gets the ball in front of the goal .

>>36502631
Messi and his friends are shit.
God damn, a fucking half dozen of cones would be a better than most of his team.