hi, what can i get ya?

>>36498025
a Iife x^D

I'll have some cyanide, thanks

One boyfriend-free girl, please.

>>36498025
One bullet to the back of the head, please.

French 75.

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>>36498025
Some of that shit, please.

>>36498041
>>36498069
cant help ya with that, but i can get you a drink

>>36498059
sorry not legal, can i get ya something else

>>36498065
plenty of them around, just gotta be confident and be yourself.

>>36498082
>>36498124
coming right up

>>36498025

Sam Adam's ipa

also some fries from the kitchen.

>>36498192
>Sam Adam's ipa
>also some fries from the kitchen.

would you like ketchup packets with them?

>>36498025
A Sazerac,
and a the number of a guy who knows where to get "things". And finally if it's not too much of a bother the directions to where I can buy the best slice of pie in town

A mikes hard

>>36498207

Yes sir, please and thank you

>>36498257
a mikes hard dick ;)

>>36498192
>>36498257
>>36498329
gotcha, coming up

>>36498236
>the number of a guy who knows where to get "things".
what kind of things?

>the directions to where I can buy the best slice of pie in town
we have pie here, what kind do you want.

>>36498344
HEY BOSS, SOME FAGGOT OUT HERE WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK!
>pic related walks out
got sumtin yuh wanna say queer boy?

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>>36498449
here's the completely original pic

>>36498025
A mojito and a friend please

I hate my job, I hate my relationship, I hate how every week is routine and the same, I hate how time is passing by. However, I am not unique, many people have felt this feeling, and I need to learn to be thankful for what I have.

>>36498508

>mojito

what a poof

2 shots of soco it's been a long day

>>36498025
I'll have an Iceberg please

>>36498508
coming right up
>i might not make the best friend but we can talk if ya want

>>36498539
find a better job or a way to make your current one better, tell your partner how you feel and either fix it or break it off, break routine and do something that YOU want to do.

best advice i can give ya

>>36498617
>>36498637
coming right up

>>36498449
I need a, how you say a "memory eraser", got some "memories" to wipe.

That's great Sir, I'll take a slice of peach a la mode

>>36498714
i cant get ya either of those.
we got apple, peach and cherry pie

ya can try the entenmann's around the corner

>>36498818
Tough sell I see.
In that case I'll take the peach, so you don't have any ice cream?

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>>36498025
I thought this was feels and frogs tavern... Where's Wojak?

G-guys just got offered a job studying under a bartender at a bar I frequent like madman cause I'm an alcoholic.

Should I do it? I've bartended before but its been years.

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>>36498025
h-hey, chad took my job.

>>36499019
Hi! =)
I'll have the usual.

>>36498025
A tall glass of soft apple cider.

>>36499019
Dammit even here I get jilted on the service! Where's my Sazerac?

>>36498025
A whiskey
Sorry a double whisky
Sorry a glass of whisky
I meant the bottle
I meant a life
Noose
Fun
HAPPINESS
LIFE
A GOOD GOD DAM MEME FOR ONCE
I JUST WANT TO GET MY DICK WET