Red Flags For Guys

>>36497340
This has nothing to do with robots

What the fuck am I reading? Some assholes delusions on what he think will happen if he memorizes all the songs of the band and goes to their concert?

why the fuck are they handing you a guitar if your only qualifying requirement to have a "favorite" band which you can attend concerts to is being able to recite lyrics off key, off rhythm, and then strum a guitar like a person with down syndrome pretending they are a rock star.

You realize at most at these concerts even if you manage to get front row is that they will notice you taking a pictures, do a sweet pose for you so you can get a cool pic of them on stage and then go on preforming. You're fucking stupid OP.

>>36497340
Wants to turn the girl on but
> No kisses on the neck
> No feet massage

>>36497981
i'm a virgin
does massaging feet make girls wet?

>>36498011
No, it's a footfag in disguise. It's like the same shitty trope you see in shitty porn videos where they imply a quiet intimate back massage will make a woman gush and be ready to fuck.

It's not real, it would ONLY happen if it's with somoene they want to fuck and not a stranger, and at that point touching their feet and back isn't the reason they are getting wet, it's because they want the dick and enjoy being pampered for free.

>>36498011
I like it. And kisses on the neck are the most important. They should not be full of salive because then it's gonna be just disgusting.
I like massage on my feet, feels good also to have it worshiped lol

>>36498241
>feels good also to have it worshiped lol
What did I say? Confirmed footfag.

>>36497340
You say that but can you sing and play every single one of Zhiend's songs?

>>36497340
>>he doesn't know the lyrics to all of the musician's songs
yeah good luck doing that with any kind of noise subgenre