ITT: that kid highschool/collage edition >that kid who went

>>36490880
>that kid who shit himself at junior school
It was me

>>36490880
>the kid who went from fat to absolutely ripped in just over a year

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>>36490880
>the girl who had horrifically big tits in collage

>>36491163
>this

she always wore ill fitting bras that made them look even bigger

>>36490880
>the kid who became a meth addict

>>36491387
haha was me

original post please and thank you

>that kid that would walk into doors on purpose and act surprised

>that short kid who'd always get good marks on tests

>that kid who faked having tourettes because he had a shitty home life
>could fucking swear at people including teachers in grade 7
>was SO obvious he was faking, but none of the teachers called him on it because his home life
>I called him on it
>he put scissors through my hand
>I beat the shit out of him and throw him down a flight on stairs

FeelsGood

>the kid who snapped a toilet in half by standing on the top bit during a primary school disco
>the kid who let off a fire extinguisher in a classroom
>the kid who knocked out a down syndrome kid after getting yogurt poured on him by the downie

all me btw

>>36491775
nice
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>>36490880
le kid who was le me lol xD

>the kid who tried to hang himself but was too fat and the rope snapped
>the kid who everyone thought was a dumb chad but was actually insanely smart
>the kid who hung out with his friends at school but never outside of school

>>36490880
>That kid who would always say he doesn't understand after all lessons.

>that kid who will do literally anything for a laugh
>once he hears it he channels it and becomes a comedian for the rest of the day
>his first joke strikes out and he can't function

I lost my touch in the 10th grade. My results in school were shit and basically by grade 12 I was just silent.

that kid with a lisp who thought he was a normie and all the normies really had to try hard to pretend to like

>>36490880
>the kid who got spiked with laxatives while playing football

>>36490880
>the kid who did a Seinfeld impression all year
>The kid who died in a bus bombing when he went on vacation
>The kid who could get his calculator to access the Internet
>the kid who only talked about plebbit
>the kid who had an ATV
>the kid who tried fucking a downie

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>the mega qt mute girl who you almost had a chance with

>>36490880
>that kid who put a lit cigarette in his pants to hide the evidence when a teacher was coming over

>>36492800
>That one kid who was doing home chemistry and stole a vial of sulfuric acid, put it in his pocket, and sat on it.

That was my dad.

>>36490880
>that kid who pretended to have a girlfriend so he would stop being seen as a beta and then got caught and was seen as an even bigger beta

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>>36490880

>that kid who just left one day and never came back

>>36492504
Honestly, it's probably better this way. If you go too far down the comedy route you fail to develop other interpersonal skills. Later in life, people value a good listener over someone who goes "lolol look at meeeeee!!!" all the time.

>that kid who constantly threw things at people then feigned innocence

>>36492841
Holy shit I was pretending have a gf when people asking me about relationships

>>36492504
Being funny is the worst positive trait imo. I was always the funny kid in school (not saying this to brag, I just always made people laugh), and it made it so that nobody ever took me seriously and people assumed they coukd just always fuck with me and make fun of me because it's "just a joke dude xD". Girls claim to like guys who can make them laugh but in reality they mean guys who are massive Chads that also happen to have memorized a few SNL skits. Guys who actually make them laugh consistently are only remembered as clowns, not a serious choice for a mate.

>that kid who wore plastic round glass-less frames in middle school
>We called him "Harry Potter kid"
>then in high school he ditched the glasses and wore an all-red outfit every day of the week, with red fleece sweater, red sweatpants, and red rubber shoes
>we now called him "redkid"
>one day, he comes to school wearing the same outfit, but all blue

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>That kid whose phone was rung during his first day whilst in assembly
>That kid who got his arm trapped in front door for 45 minutes walking into school on his first day
>that kid who had the emotional barrier of tissue paper and would get upset at every joke at him.
>That kid who was extremely flamboyant and wore make-up who had a girlfriend
>That kid who was drunk at 8 in the morning

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>>36490880

>that kid who did coke in the back of class
>that creepy weird kid who never talked but thought he was sasuke
>that gay kid who was so in your face that hes gay
>that nerdy kid who won a fight once and became the school psychopath after
>the kid who hung out with grades lower then him cause he wasn't popular with people his age
>that girl who committed suicide that you would never expect
>that big black security guard that would sit on people to break up a fight
>those really terrible fights where the kids just hit the air mostly and just push each other
>that teacher who dated students after they graduated
>that teacher who dated students before they graduated

shits bananas yo

>That kid that was talked about vidja and nothing else
>That kid that got spat in the face in science class for a bet
>that kid that picked up his lab stool and beat a kid unconscious and with a broken arm
>that kid that was treated nice after a school shooting was on the news

>>36490880
>that kid who had a beard at 14
Hello

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>That kid who didn't know what sex was and would talk about the noise his mum made at night.

That was me.

>>36493311
Czeked and relatable

> that kid that tripped on himself playing football and blamed other people.

He didn't even know