Your parents kick you out of house, you are neet and now you

>>36490269
>Commit crime
>Get locked up
>Food and shelter

Seriously, there's people out there that do this

go on a rape rampage

>>36490301
>but it turns out prison is a rough place
>get out one day
>"I'll never do that again. time to get a job"
>"im sorry sir, you have a criminal record. we can't employ you"

>>36490360
>commit another crime

>>36490360
depends where you live obv. breivik gets to play playstation in his prison

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>>36490360
>commit crime on purpose in Europe
>something reprehensible but you just wanted to do it (like rape)
>get sent to European country club """prison"""
>get free meals, fresh fruit, exercise and sports, free weed and tobacco, a bro roommate and free access to state funded body building facilities

>>36490269
kill myself duh that's what im waiting for actually
if my mom kicks me out then im free to leave this world

>>36490557
wtf I want to go to prison now.

>>36490405
But just ps2

find a landlord or someone online that will let me live with them in exchange for living with them
get a job
get on social programs
find a place to rent so i dont have to fuck for housing

yes im female (female)

> bus ticket to either Detroit or Cleveland
>Buy cheap home with savings
> rock out

>>36490269
Donate my plasma and try to resell things at the flea market

>>36490557
My room in uni doesn't have a fridge, I have to share 2 between 24 people.

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>>36490269
I'm not a full NEET since I go to college (well, I mostly skip classes, that's why I've been "going" to college since 2010). The main reason I don't have a job is because I don't need one. And I always use the "I'm focusing on my studies" excuse when my conscience tries to show me how much of a piece of shit I actually am.

But if my mom were to cut my allowance, I'd have no other choice but to drop out of college for good and find a job. That's the truth I can't deny. I'm a spoiled brat in his mid to late 20s.

>>36491329
>rock out
>Local Detroit chimpanzees hear you rockin' out
>They break into your home. Cheaply bought, the house is dilapidated and the chimps can easily force their way in
>Chimps culturally enrich you and take your belongings as 'recompense' for their enrichment.

I'd rather be homeless than own a house there.

>>36490405
>>36490557

Is it possible to just move to Norway and murder people so you can live a comfy neet life?

>>36490269
I'm basically the one who actually buys food ans works in the house. I can find a job pretty easy if I move to the city nearby. My Mon just runs up s tab buying $7.50 packs of cigarettes

>>36491329
>>36491466

Someone forgot the headline:
> "Special-needs man tortured while attackers livestream it on FB" 2017

>>36491675
Well played. Ok so I choose a cheap home in rural America.

>>36490269
>Homeless people exist
>Humans are perfectly content with things being this dysfunctional
God damn humans can't be removed from the universe fast enough for my taste.

>>36492257
Why feel sorry for drug addicts and thugs?

>>36492290
You only need short streak of bad luck to end up homeless unless you live in some socialist welfare state.

>>36490269
Start playing the pan flute.

>>36492329
Only people who end homeless are criminals and degenerates. A few unlucky types see it but that's not you

>>36492257
Start with yourself. Hypocrite.

>>36492378
>Be the problem
>Someone points out you're the problem
>Well, yeah but YOU'RE the problem (aren't I clever :D)

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>>36490557
>Green bananas

I wouldn't last a day in a prison like that. I'd go insane.

>>36491261
>implying ps2 isn't good enough.
>Ape Escape
>Kingdom Hearts
>MGS3
>RE4
>Godhand
>DMC
>Burnout 3
Ps2 was/is legendary

I'll figure it out when it happens in the next few years.

>>36490378
And the cycle continues
origngagagda

>>36490269
Whore myself.

It can't be that hard, right?

Committing sodoku can't be that difficult.

>>36492257
Dude, in nearly every city in the US housing resources exist in abundance for the homeless. Don't know about Canada and Europe, but the gibs are probably even easier to obtain. The catch is that they need to turn in their heroin and seek mental health treatment, which keeps them away.

Seriously, the next beggar you see on the street, offer to take them to the nearest homeless shelter and watch their expression. Then blame the liberals for forcing the closure of mental institutions which left millions on the streets.

>>36490557
>Having to share the prisoncell with someone else.

>>36490269
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY KICKING ME OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE, ILL TELL THEM TO GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO TO THEIR OWN HOUSE.

Sleep on my only friends couch and go get a lease, as I have still have a good amount of savings. Then find a job.

>>36492257
>anime-watching, tendie-gobbling, 500lb, /r9k/-lurking, NEET manchildren exist
>perfectly content with things being this dysfunctional
See I can do it too :^)

>>36492431
I mean, if you can't convince anyone to have sex with you for free, how would you fare if they had to pay?

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>go to a library
>browse 4chin

>>36490343
This tbqhwy famalamasenpai

>>36492652
>36492652
fricken liberials

>>36491432
>not being a diesel mechanic in SoCal
>not getting this job at 20
>not getting $47k starting
>not being 31 and getting $68k for six hours a day and have a shitload in savings because you inherit grandpa's house with brother and both are frugal with an additional funds from inheritance, wedding & birthday DJing in weekends and being part owner of a mini mart
>>36492754
Wew lad
>>36494414
I see we have a /pol/lack. Wuz Gucci cuh?

>>36492832
You cant browse 4chan in a library you doofus.

I...I'm homeless pls no bully

I'm so bored and lonely I am messing around youtube to start making vids. On the internet, you cannot smell the smell of piss on me. Hardest part is uploading huge files from public wifi hotspots, which takes forever, and loitering is illegal, especially if you smelly like piss.

M-maybe someone will send me comments and I'll read them and pretend I have friends. Or people will call me a faggot. I don't know.

>>36495198
channel?
i was homeless ones but didnt document it

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>>36490269
Kill myself

At least I had fun playing videogames

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>>36490269
Get /fit/ and start retraining with martial arts so I could become an underground fighter.
>>36491369
I do that and Im not homeless. Only issue is that they wont tske your blood if youre slightly dehydrated, have bruises on your arms or have ever fucked a dude.

>>36491170
This

Oreganial

>>36495643
>have bruises on your arms
Like syringe ones? Or does having a cat discriminate me from giving blood ever.

I wish my parents would kick me out. At least being homeless would motivate me to do something.

im looking for a femanon in just that situation, to take good care of.

>>36495806
girls can't be nonironically homeless

>>36495198

>make vids about your adventures
>tips for other homelesses starting out to get by
>places to grab a free meal, churches that let you volunteer in exchange for spaghetti dinner or something
>how-to vids about collecting cans and shit to bring to a scrap yard to exchange for cash(also copper, fyi.)
>how to dumpster dive, where to dive, and how not to hit the same place many days in a row

You could probably make money with this, and then not be homeless. Also, you should apply for EBT/food assistance and other such things, at least you'd be able to keep yourself fed. Have you ever made a hobo stove out of a coffee can? Pretty good for cookin' stuff up yo. Lived in a tarp tent in the woods for about six months myself, so I learned quite a few things winging it.