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Hug a member of your family, perhaps your aniki or imouto and tell them you love them, post results.
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>>36490221
don't you dare judge the purest love
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Do i really have to hug my family tombstone?
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>>36490250
Someone actually did that last thread originally
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>>36489083

I think it really hasn't hit home with you how much of a move forward this was. I'm so happy for you.

As far as me, I've been trying to give my aniki a bj but can't bring myself up to do it and I chicken out every time. I talked to him about it and he was really sweet about it and told me to just do what I feel comfortable and that he loves me anyway even if I end up never doing it, which melted my heart.

I tried to give him a hj last night but also chickened out so we've just been naked cuddling all night.
>still in bed with him
Might try to do it this morning. But....
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>>36490593
you might want to do hj before bj.
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Does my husband count? His arm is around me now, I'm just shit posting while I wait for him to get up.

Getting out of bed without kisses first is shitty but I don't want to wake him.
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>>36490593
Yeah, you might be right about that. I'm still kinda at the point where it all seems surreal to me. I'm really happy so far though, like I feel as if I'm high kinda. Haha.

And seems like you're doing pretty well yourself! More than well actually. Also yeah I agree with >>36490660, I think hands stuff before oral would be better, like, easing into it if you're nervous about it.
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I will hug my grandma
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>>36490660
Yeah that's what I've decided to do. Still really hard to be the one to do stuff, I have massive performance anxiety even when I'm not really being judged.

>>36490699
^above response is also to you

Also, hhhnnnggg my robotsis is gonna get it on with her real sister. You get to kiss your sister passionately literally whenever you want. I know this feel because I was doing that for like 2 days.

It feels like we've calmed down sexually though. We still do something at least at bed time but the rest of the day has gone back to pretty normal except now with romantic kissing and "I love yous" that mean a bit more now
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>>36490690
How long are you waiting?
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>>36490808
I forgot something.
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>>36490819
I woke up like 15 minutes ago, his alarm goes off in like 10 minutes so not long

I'll know when he's up because he does the same thing every time he wakes up and I'm still in bed, and will pull me to him and start kissing my neck lol
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>>36490869
reeeeeee normie gtfo etc etc

in all seriousness, why you in an incest thread?
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>>36490903
Husbands count as family. I don't live with anyone else.

I'm a boy so it's not normie.
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>>36490918
>gay = not normie
this literally doesn't matter anymore though. gay people can be and are often normies.
society accepts you now. so why are you in an incest thread?
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>>36490983
I'm hoping for some cute stories about brothers doing lewd, honestly. Preferably with a large age difference.

I'm 20, my boyfriend is 27. It's kind of my thing. Brothers just makes it cuter.
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none of you will ever have sex with your sisters
grow up and stop watching anime
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>>36491008
If you're here for the stories then alright. As long as you like purest love. Ever do brother/brother role play with your husbando?
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>>36490808
>robotosis
K-kissy-senpai noticed me.
And yes, I get to make out with her, gosh. I feel like I'm gonna wake up at any time. I'm just sitting here smiling like an idiot all day because I can't wait for it to be night so we get to cuddle and kiss again.
>had a really vivid mutual masturbation dream about her last night
>wake up with usual arousal but without the accompanying guilt and shame
Life is good anons

>it feels like we've calmed down sexually
Oh c'mon kissy. I know you want to lewd him. Just grab his butt and/or junk when you're making out the next time.
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>>36491051
Roleplay not really, but he fills that desire I never got since I was an only child. Parents didn't like how gay I was, I got kicked out at 16. We met online when I was the same age, did meetups since he wasn't far. Was nice having someone older than me that loved me and cared about me. He started feeling like a big brother.

We married last year so that I could live with him, since he's US and I was in Canada.

Outside of the sex our relationship is really what I'd imagine having a big brother feels like. Especially since I look younger than I am and I guess am emotionally stunted. I feel like a kid still.
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>>36491008
well my brother is 6 and a half years younger than I am, barely a teenager and he's already more masculine than I am. If he decides to assert his dominance today I'll let you know
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>>36491066
>not telling us more about this dream
C'mon Austria You know better. Nice that you have no guilt tho

>Just grab his butt and/or junk when you're making out the next time
f-f-f-fuck I really want to. But I dunno, non-lewd is really comfy too. I mean I am in love with him so I want to more than just lewd.

But I also really want to lewd.
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>>36491300
That's adorable. Hubby is in the shower and I'm gonna go join him. He was rock hard when he woke up :3c

I'll be checking though.
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>>36491354
>C'mon Austria you know better
I suppose I should've
>wake up in her bed
>still cuddling with her
>it's still dark out
>kinda nuzzle my face into her neck, so comfy
>hear her breathing come kinda heavy
>not sure why, don't think much about it
>suddenly hear her moan lightly
>oh god what
>notice her hand is in her panties
>face burning up instantly, and instantly wet
>want to get up and give her some privacy
>she grabs my wrist and looks at me with these really lustful bedroom eyes
>"P-please stay, anon. I want you to stay"
>melt
>just nod and lie back down next to her, start lightly touching myself too through my panties
>she grabs my free hand with hers and kinda holds our entwined hands over her heart/chest
>looks over to me and just smiles
>"I'm so happy we can be together, anon. I love you"
>feel like crying and screaming from joy and ready to burst
>wake up
>just smiling like a retard and absolutely drenched
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>>36491135
you should try brother/brother roleplay and post results.
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>>36491749
>steamy dream
Dang girl you just need to make this reality now.

Also forgot to mention last post but, having him tell me how beautiful I am and how he's so happy we're together now makes me melt and is more enjoyable than any lewding so far. But you know what I think I'm gonna go shower with him and try to give him a hj. He's awake but doesn't wanna stop cuddling me right now.
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>>36491828
>you need to make this a reality now
Unf, I know. I'm not in a hurry with the lewd but when I woke up I very nearly just ran to her to excitedly tell her all about it but then figured that's going way too fast.

Also, I'm repeating myself but: showerhead, girl. Have him use it. And maybe throw your arms around him so you don't slip when your knees get weak.
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>>36490903
It's a family thread not an incest thread
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>>36490209
These are the gayest threads. Anyone who posts in them should be raped by their uncle
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>>36491887
a-alright... I'm gonna do it. I just asked him and he said okay. Be back later.
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>>36491763
He does a lot of big brother stuff with me. I watch him play videogames a lot. He'll wrestle and tickle me all the time because he knows I can't win. He's in good shape and 6'4, I'm 5'2 and super skinny. I had some kind of testosterone deficiency growing up and never REALLY had puberty. I started taking the femboy type of hormones when I was 18. So I'm soft and small but very weak.

He easily over powers me, can carry me without effort, he knows a lot more stuff than me and is always teaching me things, he likes teasing me.

I feel like I'm a little kid living a big brother.

Sexually I'm almost a sister, I guess. He always tops and we never do anything with my genitals. My wardrobe is like half girl half guy clothes. I have a few cute outfits for sex.

It's nice. I never had siblings but this is what I imagine it to be like.
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>>36492149
can you cum hands free
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>>36492149
I roleplay big brother stuff with my boyfriend too! I used to call him daddy but once I started reading these threads I shifted to big brother, onii-chan, etc.

he's cheating on me though so I'll have to hop on the search for another pure top soon, I've also known that he was cheating for around four months so who knows when I'll move on

Sorry for the downer, enjoy your incest roleplaying! It makes things spicy. I look young too, but more like 5'6" 130lbs and very baby faced.
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>>36491887
Okay yeah, that was nothing short of the most amazing feeling I've ever had
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>>36492891
Well, greentext it kissy.
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>>36492891
Now fork over the details
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>>36490209
so do these 2 actually fug or kiss or date or anything? whats the name of this anime i'm curious
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>>36490209
isnt that kousei and kaori from your lie in april, so not incest
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>>36491379
>playwrestle with younger brother (beats me cause I'm weak)
>later tie his long hair it in a man bun
>laugh our asses off at an interactive first responder police simulator game
>play vidya

I may not ever lewd him but god I'm happy to have him
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>>36492396
where do you live though, anon?
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>kissy has been lewding with her brother for more than an hour now
Aniki got stamina
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>>36492944
Sorry been "busy"

>strip in bathroom
>shy.gif
>bend over in front of the mirror
>pretending to get an eyelash out of my eye
>hetakesthebait.jpg
>oogling.gif
>enough of that
>get in the shower
>we kiss instead of cleaning ourselves for like 5 minutes straight
>his erection is touching me
>he gropes my breasts/butt while kissing
>"fembot are you ready for it?"
>heart racing
>can't speak
>about to freeze up which is gameover.png
>manage to nod
>feel a lot relief that I didn't freeze
>he grabs the showerhead and puts it on that pulse/massage setting
>anticipation anxiety skyrockets
>he kisses me and tells me he's starting
(cont)
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I took my brother's blanket last night so he slept with me. He was a little drunk and he got a little grabby but he was still nice to cuddle with.
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>>36494082
ohyou.jpg

>>36494131
>he starts going up my leg with the showerhead
>internally freak out when it gets to my upper thigh
>feels the water hit my v
>clench his free hand with iron grip
>he starts kissing me again
>moves it in magical ways
>ohgodyes.jpg
>fuckyes.gif
>feels best sensation of my entire life
>never used showerhead before despite memes about it
>knees start to buckle
>really close to orgasm after just a few minutes
>he puts down the shower head
>pins me against the wall
>hand on v
>rubs me with 2 fingers
>best orgasm((s)) of my life

we went to bed after and naked cuddles and kissed and he touched me down there for a while too
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>>36494293
So he didn't come home with a girl or anything?
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>>36494313
>mfw

>>36494293
wtf girl details
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>>36494342
Nope. I think he would get in a bit of trouble if he did. I don't think he did anything with any girls. Just drank some and did stupid stuff.

>>36494399
Details on what? His blanket? He has a comforter and it's really big, like three sizes too big. It's wonderful.

I got you though
>asleep
>wake up because someone got in my bed
>it's my brother
>hello brother
>"Hey, I'm a little messed up so I'm just going to stay here."
>okay, please do
>start to go back to sleep facing him
>bam!
>he grabbed my butt and pulled me in close
>lay there with my forehead on his chest
>he squeezes my butt and then wraps me up in his arms
>I fall asleep after a while
>he wakes up at around 7:30
>moves me
>takes his blanket
>puts mine on me
>goes to his room
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>>36494293
>he got a little grabby
Did you like it?
Did he smell like some whore?
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>>36494131
>>36494313
I'm so happy for you kissy, that sounds like tons of fun.
Although,
>never used showerhead before despite memes about it
Jesus, how'd you survive from like 14 - 18?
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>>36494472
>>goes to his room
Should have either told him to stay or go with him.
Also should have felt him up like he was doing you.

>>36494568
Not everyone is raging horny little girl like you Austria.
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>everyone is sleeping
>go hug my little sister while she's sleeping
>totally not feel awkward because we're bros and sis and feeling anything else besides familial love is icky
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>>36494472
That's super cute you should make the move next time

>>36494568
>fun
I think it was a little more that "fun" hehehe

>how did you survive
I bought into the purity meme until I was 20 and never touched myself before that
>first orgasm at 22
uhh I know that's hard to believe but my father is pretty conservative please suspend disbelief
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>>36494722
>feeling anything else besides familial love is icky
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>>36494836
>but my father is pretty conservative please suspend disbelief
You had to ask your father to let you have orgasms?
That's some Laura-tier shit going on there.
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>>36494914
N-no I meant my father drilled the purity meme into my head pretty hard
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>>36495051
> drilled the purity meme into my head pretty hard
Well no wonder you're after the purest form of love.
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>>36494900
s-source? i want to spill my lust unto that drawing as a substitute for real life
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>>36495051
ooooooh kinky
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>>36495107
https://exhentai.org/g/1014004/2339d39f8b/
Just your lust?
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>>36494697
>raging horny little girl
Hey, I'm not, huh.. well I'm not little.
Not that little anyway.

>>36494836
>a little more than "fun"
Oh, I bet it was.

>first orgasm at 22
Woah. I honestly thought THAT was a meme. Like, whenever a friend from school told me all this "oh, I don't do that, that's gross" shtick I was 100% sure she's a filthy liar and diddles herself silly.
But of course I really wanted to believe that.
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>>36495104
>>36495118
y-y-you guys are mean no bully
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>>36495257
It's not like I never did aaanything I just never actively like shlicked or shoved anything in me.
This is kind of a super embarrassing thing to talk about to be honest haha
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>>36495257
Have you had another practice session with your sister yet?
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>>36495485
You're cute when you're embarrassed kissy.
But yeah I get it, there's definitely a weird stigma around shlicking. Still a fun topic though (says the dyke)

>>36495694
No, not yet. She basically said she's up for it whenever but we're watching the French election now, so maybe later tonight.
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>>36495737
Hey maybe after the kissing practice you cantell her you also need fingering and cunnilingus practice.
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>>36495800
Anon pls, no lewd
I would probably die from embarrassment and dehydration
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>>36495892
Just drink her saliva and pussy juices and you'll be fine.
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is it okay to share stories if im underage? im 14 and my aniki is finally doing stuff with me
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>>36495955
There's no police here... or is there? I honestly don't know. Share anyway please
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>>36495955
Is that a typo and you mean you're 18? ;)
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>>36495955
You're violating a rule of this site, I don't mean to be rude but you need to wait until your 18 to post.
>>36495997
Of course you support underage stories you sick piece of filth.
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>>36496002
Underage as in the rules or underage as in AOC? AOC is 14 where I am.
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>>36495955
Go ahead stranger, that clearly meant you're 18.
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>>36495737
>no boys will ever want you if you do those things to yourself
>my father literally told me this
>believe it

Also doesn't help that I was heavily Christian up until a few years ago.

Yeah, I know I'm dumb.

>french election
You rooting for Le Pen by any chance?
also stick your tongue in her mouth or else
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>>36495955
Just correct your age and go ahead and share.
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>>36495955
>im 14
Saying that is a great way to get banned.
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for the past couple years i've had a huge crush on my aniki, which i guess makes me gay but idk. he's 18.

i've been cuddling with him in bed for a little while now, it started out at least for him innocent. but last week we were cuddling face to face really close and just laughing and stuff. my leg was between his legs and i was just rubbing it against his dick. im sure he was aware of it but he didn't do anything to stop it. it got really really hard and he started pulling me closer. i kissed him. he scared shocked at first but didn't stop me, and we kept kissing for ages. he was holding my butt and we just kissed until we were out of breath. he got really awkward after and we just slept.

he didn't talk about it the next day but he asked me if i wanted to do it again the night after in bed, and we did. we started doing it a lot.

last night we were spooning and he was rubbing his dick up and down against my butt, it was really hard and felt good. he put his hand up my shirt and started playing with my nipples, and pulled my pants down a little to stroke my dick which was hard too. he did that and kissed my neck, and kept rubbing against my butt until i cummed.

he asked if i wanted to try the same for him, i nodded. he sat up and and crawled between his legs, his cock was facing me. he told me to put my hands on it, then with his hand over mine started stroking up and down. he let go after he was going fast enough and i just kept it up. his dick was really really big. and he played with my hair as i was doing it. then he cummed all over my hands and some got on my face and he said i looked really cute. he made me lick my hands clean and wiped the rest off my face with a sheet. he kissed me and we hugged and fell asleep.

getting jerked off felt good but i realized that it wasn't as exciting to me as him rubbing against my butt, i want him to put it in me but i think it's too big. tonight i might ask him to put his fingers in me if i'm not too nervous.
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>>36495919
>ywn get sustenance from nee-san girljuice alone

>>36496083
Don't worry about it, I get that. It's not dumb. I wasn't raised particularly religiously but I went to a Catholic school and it definitely left an impression (although I'm not really religious)

>You rooting for Le Pen by any chance?
Actually more tending towards Macron. But let's not defile the wonderful imouto thread with politics.

>stick your tongue in her mouth
Unf. I'll try that.
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>>36496416
>Actually more tending towards Macron.
Oh my sweet summer child. Let me tell you about the Jews...
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>>36496381
I don't see anything here pillow-kun. Just innocent brolove.

>>36496416
Yeah I'm not religious anymore. Like, at all. It's weird though looking back.

>politics
I was gonna end it there anyway

also, really, do it or else also grope the fuck out of her tits
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>>36496580
i want him to keep calling me cute, i want to keep making him cum and i want him to do it inside me. i like it when he takes control and plays with my chest and pets my hair which is kinda long and grabs my butt while we kiss.

he makes me feel so safe and special
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>>36496381
If you're seriously 14, you need to stop posting. You're breaking a global rule and these threads have been deleted for less.
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>>36496655
i'm 18, he was born a few months before me.
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>>36496668
Well, don't say I didn't warn you.
>>36495955
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>>36496668
just change your trip and post later. this thread is comfy
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>>36496689
it was a typo.
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>>36496580
>It's weird though looking back.
I can imagine it is. I have a friend who was super religious in school, abstinence, purity, etc and I recently met her again and she's now in a menage a trois with a girl and a guy. You never know.
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Text for originality's sake.
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i'm jealous of all the girls here. having him play with my boobs and putting his fingers down there seems like it would be really nice.

i don't really have anything on my body like that.
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>playing RTS game with aniki
>every time combat starts he says "I love you" in a mushy voice
>lose every time

anikis are pure evil
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>>36497264
>playing RTS
Which one? Also that's cute as fuck.
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>>36497485
Steel Division because I'm a WWiI fanatic

Also that's not cute that's fucking cheating
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>>36497612
>that's fucking cheating
It's win-win: he wins the game you win because you're the happiest person in the world
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>>36497612
>25 y/o female
>WWII fanatic

I really really want to believe you but I don't
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>>36497655
b-b-but I like winning

>>36497667
Have you seen Band of Brothers? That show would make anyone interested in WWII. I really do find it interesting and I don't see why I can't.
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>>36497760
I have seen it. And it's not that you can't, it's just incredibly unlikely, but really cool nonetheless to find a woman interested in something that appeals mostly to the male imagination
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>>36490209
I live all alone anon, I cry all alone, I can only hug my teddy bear
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>>36497823
Oh if that's what you meant, then cool I don't mind. I'm not gonna change your mind. I just genuinely love history in general. Just saying.
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>>36497760
>>36497823
I know it's not a "traditionally" female interest but it's definitely not unheard of, especially if you have an older brother. My best friend is an avid hunter and a /k/ommando and adorably obsessed with mil history definitely partly because she has two older brothers and a father who all hunt.
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>>36497852
it's okay anon /r9k/ can be your family for tonight
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>>36496942
do you think you are trans?
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>>36498021
I have 3 brothers and was never into many girly things. I played with my brother's GI Joes with my barbies as a child and was more into playing army than dress up.

>>36498334
get that meme out of here
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>>36498334
i don't really know anything about that stuff. i just feel like i want to be his girlfriend i guess. i don't feel like i'm anything like my brother and can't see myself growing up to be like him.

i think i could be a better partner for him if i had all the things the girls in this thread do.
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>>36498374
All older brothers? I think that's pretty "classic" then, being into male hobbies.
>dad always wanted to have a son
>got three daughters instead
I'm sorry dad.
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>>36498473
One younger who was/is a shitter but the oldest became a Marine and the only reason my aniki never joined the Air Force was because of me (sorry aniki).

No sisters except you and my mother never really forced girly stuff on me.

But I reaally don't give a shit about proving my lady bits t-b-h
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>>36498448
This thread is mostly girls so you won't get any encouragement or support here, but you should do some googling and maybe talk to /lgbt/.

That sounds a lot like early forms of dysphoria, and you should at least be educated about this stuff if it gets worse.

And I'm sorry, I hope things work out for you.
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>>36498473
Well at least two of them are into girls, so I guess it's not that bad

>>36498662
Tomboys are top-tier
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None of my family members love me nor do i care anymore.
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>>36498672
It's mostly guys with 4 girls to my knowledge. Don't overstate

>>36498719
It's really not great being one though. You get really picked on about it all through your teen years.
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>>36498662
I see. I have a younger sister too who's just such an adorable dork and the sweetest little imouto in the world.

>no sisters except you
You definitely need a sister to even out all dat testosterone in your household. I promise I'll be a good little imouto.
It's kinda weird my nee-san is a tomboy too. I mean I'm not like, barbie girly but my sister was always outdoorsy and I was made to take up ballet and whatnot to even out her being such a "troublemaker".
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>>36498947
The girls are the most active trips, and girls are notoriously hateful of trans people.

Regardless, so is most of /r9k/. If pillow is having feelings like this they should look to educate themselves on it and try to figure out what kind of person they are.
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>>36499142
>girls are notoriously hateful of trans
That's news to me. More so than guys? I figured most SJWs and such are girls.
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>>36499013
>adorable dork imouto
That seems like what I would of wanted to have. Only female sibling kind of sucks to be.

>being my imouto
I'll do my best to be a good nee-san
we should trade contacts sometime

>>36499142
Most girls don't hate trans though? Earlier I was talking about the whole trap meme rampant on r9k
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>>36499213
I've been dating a trans girl for a couple years now, men are quick to be mean online but from what I've seen her deal with women are often very hateful. And being told you'll never be a girl, by a girl, hits a lot harder. Her whole life has been a struggle to try and become one of them, so when a cis girl calls her a man it's really hurtful.

My girlfriend can shrug off the shit guys say, but when girls bully her it still hurts. I've had to comfort her many times because of it.

It's not her fault she's like this, I don't think it's fair that women use the fact that they were luckier than her as grounds to hurt her.
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>>36499338
please take this shit to /soc/ or /lgbt/ and let's get back to the sibling love
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>>36499443
just trying to help someone who wants to make their brother happy senpai.
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>>36499327
Yeah she's a total sweetheart. She's got this weird mix of being really sporty but spending the time she's not doing sports with nothing but Internet and vidya. And she is much better at pretty much every game than me

>>36499338
Ah, okay, I suppose that makes sense. I honestly never even met a transperson IRL so I've no idea (yeah I'm a horrible homo-ally), but >>36499443 is right, back to sibling stuff.
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>>36498672
>This thread is mostly girls so you won't get any encouragement or support here

Bearguy is a dude and gets support (because he's fucking his sister, not his brother)

Son, when you don't like faggots and their stories, you just say it outright.
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>>36499508
your entire post was about your trans gf. please stop.
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>>36499013
>I have a younger sister too who's just such an adorable dork

they call that "adorkable"
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>>36499532
I was asked a question and answered it, calm down
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>>36499583
That's actually a word? I love it
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Good morning folks. It's a good thing that there's a lot of new regulars that have joined the threadShame I don't have time and energy to spare catching up on everything. Also, I'm not seeing any posts from the older folks around here Anyways, I'll be posting some results later after a hour's sleep.
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>lurking these threads since early january
>start becoming more affectionate with my otouto
>not romantically interested because we're blood related
>recently make a habit out of watching a movie with him every saturday, it's /comf/
>last saturday he was more touchy than normal
>brain instantly jumps to the conclusion that he wants more than siblingship
>realize I'm probably just projecting these threads onto him and he's just being comfortable with me
>still have that sinking feeling

I just read these threads for the cute stories I never asked for this
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>>36499709
Turns out about 4 people were the same person before. Also, hi.

>>36499788
ohsnap you should test things out.
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>>36499788
>not romantically interested because we're blood related
Anon that's funny, where you wrote "because" when you obviously meant "although"!
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>>36499013
is there a point of reference from which we could imagine how you sister looks?
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>>36500238
I'm nore interested in what Austria looks like
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>>36500301
I got yelled at the last time I posted a picture from the archives but here she is
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>>36500301
That's only because you've been flirting with her constantly and because you want to do lewd things together

I'm interested in the way her sister looks because of the way she talks about her. It reminds me of Sappho's poetry almost
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>>36500238
You mean my older sister? A little bit like pic related, but with shoulderlong hair and more going towards brunette/chestnut. Gorgeous long slim legs, slender body, big hazel eyes, and she's just always smiling, not in a naive way but she's just a genuinely happy person, and actually manages to be infectious about it instead of annoying. I always thought she had really attractive collarbones and fingers, which of course are weird things to single out as being beautiful but I can't really help it.
Not that much of a chestlet as certain other people but not a tittymonster either.

>>36500420
And for good reason, I look like I had only read about sleep in books and decided it wasn't for me, ugh.

>>36500473
>Sappho's poetry
Well that's quite the compliment, I'm nowhere near that verbose (or experienced)
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>>36500601
>Well that's quite the compliment, I'm nowhere near that verbose (or experienced)

I didn't mean to say you sounded like a poet, but that your emotions were almost straight out of Sappho 31

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sappho_31
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>>36500420
Huh. She actually looks pretty close to what I thought. Small chest and everything.
>mfw

>>36500473
Actually not true. I genuinely like Austria.
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>>36499854

I think I should just talk to him about how he feels

>>36500210

I wish I did, he's really nice but I just have that healthy mental block that makes it hard to think of him in a romantic/sexual way.

Although to be honest if he actually turns out to be interested in that way I feel like I'd be fine with at least trying to be more with him, partly so he's not completely heartbroken but also to see if I could get over that reluctance. We have a nice thing going on that I don't want to lose but I also don't want him to be unhappy.
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>>36500685
Oh, yeah I know that one of course. The physical reaction she described is what everyone feels when they're in love, I figured. Like, it's not exclusively a lesbian thing.

>>36500860
>Small chest and everything
S-shut up, tittymonster. I'm just leaning back and stuff.

>I genuinely like Austria.
Hah, gaaaaay.
I like you too, kissy. You titcow.
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>>36499788
>last saturday he was more touchy than normal

details please. I don't care if they're "boring"
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>>36500991
>The physical reaction she described is what everyone feels when they're in love

Then I guess I've never been remotely close to being in love. Not sure if that makes me lucky or unlucky
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>>36500926
But would you let him touch your baps bare skin?

>>36500991
Oh yeah totally. Just leaning back.
>mfw

>Hah, gaaaaay.
Then give me dat contact info or something gurl. Like discord or something
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>>36501117
What do you look like
Premium original
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>>36501366
I wish I could feel what you're describing.
Not that anon, but I've basically accepted that my emotional range is incredibly minimal compared to others. My theory is that it's a protection mechanism to stop me from being permanently depressed.
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>>36501643
Well, maybe I'm a retarded romantic deep inside but I genuinely believe that you don't feel this way about many people in your life - maybe even just about one. You might've just not met them yet.
I mean, I'm not an outwardly emotional person, I do feel them of course but growing up gay kinda made it second nature to just automatically hide anything that could be, rightly or not, interpreted as romantic interest, and it kinda dulled how I express emotion overall, and I very rarely just 'let go'.
My nickname in school was literally Ice Queen/Icy Mary.
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>>36501775
>and I very rarely just 'let go'.

so, wanna talk about your Frozen obsession? ;^)
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>>36501366
Pfffft. I learned my lesson. And I really wasn't gonna send lewds, sorry to get your hopes up. I might show you the rest of my face tho since Deer did drop your face into the thread.

>do you have an endless supply of smug anime girls?
Why, yes I do smalltits!

>>36501437
Glasses. Green eyes. Dark hair. Big tits. Light skin.
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>>36492149
pics or dicks plz
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>>36501366
I'm saving all her smug anime girls
and maybe that email
>>36497667
>Not Korea/'Nam
The world wars are interesting too (and probably the most impactful wars in history), but don't snub Korea
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>>36501944
The Korean war is just about the only war in recent history that I don't know much about except generally how it went.

They call it the forgotten war for a reason, I guess.
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>>36501944
>tfw the Chosin few
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>>36501818
Who are you, my therapist?

>>36501825
>sorry to get your hopes up
Oh please. It's not like I wanted to see your huge, luscious chestpillows anyway, or anything. You slut.
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>>36500992
>details

I don't really know where to start, he was unusually sweet towards me during the day but that's not too abnormal, things took off more later on

>on his bed
>watching the 3rd hobbit movie
>i'm lying at his side like usual
>he has his arm around my shoulders but nothing too cuddly
>tells me he wants to change positions for a bit
>sits up, back against the headrest, i do the same
>he pulls me to lean against his shoulder
>i don't mind
>we remain this way until the movie ends
>talk for a bit about stupid stuff
>doesn't let me go when i try to get up
>sits me on his lap
>oh
>guess we'll keep talking about stupid stuff
>unbraids my hair and strokes my head
>this kept going for a while, we're just talking while he's playing with my hair
>eventually kisses me on the head and lets me go

Looking back on it I think I'm just overreacting honestly

>>36501117

oh stop it you, I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work
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>>36502082
>Who are you, my therapist?

Yes. Which Frozen character are you and which one is your sister?
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>>36501775
Maybe one day Austria.
It's to the point that I don't feel any different about my family as I would to someone I would to a pet that just died; just generally melancholic.
Good luck with your sister though, I'm rooting for you!
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>>36502029
>tfw Inchon
>>36501981
Half the fun of Asian wars are names
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>>36502103
>I'm just overreacting honestly
Nah, he's definitley fapping his brains out while thinking of you.
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>>36502082
Pfft. Sure hun.
>mfw

>>36502103
That's some purest love right there if I've ever seen it. You should sit on his lap more.
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>>36502114
Well, that's tough. She's the older one and, if she once in a blue moon cares to really pretty herself up and act like an adult woman, she's definitely more regal. And she takes care of me whenever I need any, so, protective and all.
On the other hand, she's also very energetic and outdoorsy and mostly bubbly/in high spirits, so that's more going in the Anna direction.
Now, me, I'm more that alternative Elsa from Tessellate or r9kElsa who sits on her butt all day shitposting and reading and diddling herself silly

>>36502162
Yeah, I'm just saying, who knows. This whole "special someone" thing is such overused, tired BS but I genuinely believe there's just someone out there who makes you feel...more. More strongly, more fire, more fear.
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>>36502262
what was special about Inchon?
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Figured I'd make an update since its been a while.

Had a pregnancy scare last week which had us scrambling for birth control the day after.
L leg locked me when we were about to orgasm, and in my stupor I didn't really put up much of a fight to get free in time.
Surprisingly L's leg strength is a lot better than I thought it would be, but she has gone back to doing the gym thing with me on the regular now that summer is rolling back around so I guess that explains that.

I've taken to being extra vigilant around her since she confessed to me that she 'really likes the feeling of it flowing inside'. Is it typical for women to get off on the idea of being knocked up or is that just L?
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>>36502628
>Beach invasion
>TRIPLE BEACH INVASION
>NATO gets to fuck commie gooks sideways with planes and battleships
>Momentum changer in war
>Flamethrower tanks
>General MacArthur the madman
>That guy who jumped on the grenade
I watched a documentary on it years ago and that's all I really remember, "red beach", "blue beach", and I don't remember the other one
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>>36502718
I get off on the idea of being impregnated and I'm male, so it's probably a regular fetish.
Someone post that iceberg chart of fetishes
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>>36502718
>Is it typical for women to get off on the idea of being knocked up
Evolution is a bitch like that. Obviously I'm the opposite of an expert here (and please, anyone else chime in/tell me I'm retarded) but from what I've heard it's pretty common yeah. A friend of mine once told me during ovulation she gets off to nothing but the idea of being impregnated even though it does nothing but scare her to death any other time.
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Didn't Happen: The Thread.

What did happen is my boner when reading it though
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>>36502718
gonna be honest, you can't really feel semen flowing inside you and that's just a hentai meme
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>>36502718
>Is it typical for women to get off on the idea of being knocked up or is that just L?
No, that's an imouto thing when they get fucked by their Onii-chans 100% normal.

>I've taken to being extra vigilant
You shouldn't deny it from her, just get her on birth control or something.
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>>36502844
I found it, show off your degeneracy.
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>>36503110
>tfw when I thought I was degenerate
>I realize I'm actually a pure normalfag with some weird in me.
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>>36503110
>Mother/son there
>No father/daughter
Dropped
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>>36503110
>floor tiles
Oh boy, I was in that thread
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>>36503110
>0 in Pure
>7 in normalfag
>3 in Weird
>1 in creep
>2 in degenerate
>1 in irredeemable but didn't cum
>0 in the rest
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>>36503110
>my dick when pure
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I'm gonna cook for my aniki. What should I make?
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>>36502718
>>36502844
You know what I always thought was pretty hot on women? Those piercings that are stitched together with ribbon. I don't know why, it just is.

>>36502880
L typically isn't noticeably different, unless she's on her period, then she turns into a little ball of concentrated hate.

>>36502946
I figure it's more of the 'idea' of it it, or the fact that my dick pulses and swells when I ejaculate. I don't plan on ever having semen flow inside me so don't particularly care either way.

>>36502947
Neither of us want to make a habit of leaning on birth control.
She wants kids but we agreed to wait until she's out of university.
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>>36503432
I heard wet juicy imouto pussy is good for older brothers.
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>>36503256
I hope anon settled down with a nice and kind tile that loved him for who he was.
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>>36503432
https://www.google.com/amp/s/allrecipes.com/recipe/16446/teriyaki-steak/amp/
This'll take a while to season so scary this for another day, make sure to have lots of veggies on the side, maybe mashed potatoes
For now, make some simple baked ziti, good, filling, simple. You don't need to make it gourmet every night, he'll appreciate the simpler things
Now go
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>>36503504
I don't think they're chinese, so pussy is off the table. Well not unless it's alive
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I tried to talk to my brother. Didn't go well. I will show his stuff to my parents tomorrow.
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>>36503620
Did he lash out at you?
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>>36503620
WEW at least you tried.
What did he say?
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>>36503620
Goddammit you said you wouldn't confront him! What the fuck were you thinking
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>>36503432
I gotta say, >>36503545 sounds pretty delicious. Also wear pic related (and only pic related) because, duh.

>>36503519
Me too. I just loved how defensive he got.
>I-I'm not that weird, it's just floor tiles, you guys get off to way worse stuff
>lots of people have that fetish
Like, dude, never once in all my life spent on the Internet have I ever even heard of anyone being into fucking floor tiles, you wonderful, crazy person.
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>>36503485
>Those piercings that are stitched together with ribbon.
Disgusting.
Does L have piercings?
What was her initial reaction to being cummed inside btw?
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>>36503660
>>36503693

He tried to lock me out of his room, but I used my shoe to block the door. He responded by opening the door and closing it very hard (I pulled my foot in time).

I kept telling him the things we discussed from outside the room, but he didn't actually engage. I persisted more than usual so he opened the door and he shouted to my face to get out because I destroyed his life. I tried to get a conversation going there, I asked him why he thinks I wronged him but he just told me we have nothing to talk about and I already know what I did. I told him I don't know what I did and I don't know why we drifted apart but I don't want him to hate me and I tried to touch him. He grabbed my hand and twisted it a little at the wrist. he shouted that I'm a lying whore and pushed me out and closed the door again. I told him to please talk with me about it. I told him that I think this is the last chance we'll get to talk it out and make amends with each other, but he didn't respond.

I didn't know what to do, so I just left.

>>36503718
I didn't confront him on his videos. We'll see what will happen tomorrow.
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>>36503620
>>36503901
Wait, I think I completely missed that whole story somehow? Anyone mind tl;dr'ing it for me quickly, or linking to the archive or something? Thanks
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>>36503504
I just went ahead and made a chicken dinner after reading this post.

>>36503545
Oh I've actually made a dish like this before. Super tasty! I'll make it tomorrow since I only need the meat.

>>36503730
Don't tempt me. I've been in so much love with my aniki that I actually might.

>>36503901
shit that's pretty rough. I'm sorry anon.
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>>36503979
>Brother is turbo-autist who never got to enjoy life
>Blames his sister(Anon) and her friends for it
>Has been keeping a video diary where he talks about how he wants to torture them and his plans to achieve this.
>Anon finds it (and copys those files)and freaks out
>Anon wants to make amends with him, and doesn't want to tell her parents.
>Today was her last chance to do so
>This happens >>36503901
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>>36503979
tl;dr: my brother was bullied in high school, thinks it was all a ploy by me to humiliate him. Hates me and my friends. Keeps video diary where he talks about torturing us in graphic detail. Keeps a docx with torture methods, keeps a text file with things he'd need and where to get them. Doesn't talk to me at all. I will show our parents the videos tomorrow.
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Also, I don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow, after he returns from my uncle and my parents try to sit him down over this. But I bought pepper-spray, like anon advised, yesterday.
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>>36504076
>>36504108
Woah. That's pretty fuckin dark. All the best anon.
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>>36504178
How can you have missed all of it? I blame anon for not tripping.
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>>36504156
Explain your position carefully to your parents.
He'll most likely put two and two together after you mentioned it's the last time you could make amends.
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>>36503732
It's weird, I know, I'm not sure why I like it, it just strikes me as exotic.
L has her ears pierced and that's it. In the past I know she wanted to get her tongue and belly button done, but after the shit she caught from our mom when we were younger about getting her ears done I think she turned away from that idea.

I think she was just enjoying her climax. She's made it clear that the idea of me cumming in her turns her on. Outside of that she's usually super clingy when she orgasms, she just wants to be as close as possible.
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>>36504156
stay safe, anon. do you have somewhere else to stay if your parents are total morons and don't do anything?
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>>36502103
>watching the 3rd hobbit movie
Is there some kind of subliminal messaging in these movies making people want to bang their siblings? I started my thing with my sister when we just happened to be watching the second one.
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>>36503901
>he shouted that I'm a lying whore

wait. You've said before you were larger and stronger than him. Are you female or not?
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>>36504238
>as close as possible
Can you describe one of these instances? I love the idea of it
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>>36504212
I wasn't really online much over the last two days because migraines got me hard and whatever I did read I've probably forgotten amidst my popping hydrocodone like smarties.

>>36504381
My guess is that they're so boring and long-winded that people would rather fuck family than watch them.
They're not that bad but after LotR they still were a huge letdown.
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>>36504217
I will try.

>>36504318
I haven't told anyone else, but if I feel I am endangered I can tell my best friend. I think she'd understand and let me sleep at her place.

>>36504423
I've said he's scrawny and I feel I can have a chance against him if I have to fight him. Yes.
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>>36504460
Oh that's sad. I'm sorry to hear you were in pain.
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>>36504479
Please stay safe anon. That seems like it could actually get dangerous. Did he ever show any signs of wanting to hurt you /others (before you found those videos I mean)?

>>36504509
It's whatever. Used to it. But thank you anon.
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>>36504460
>>36504509
I found the last two times anon posted about it
>>36374174

>>36443853

She hasn't posted much. There was another time, the first, but it's too far back and I can't find it in the archive because she wasn't tripping.
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>>36504479
>I've said he's scrawny and I feel I can have a chance against him if I have to fight him

Men have denser bones and muscle mass, this is why even scrawny men can be surprisingly strong. Be careful
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>>36504579
Wait, no. I managed to find the first post through the archive by searching for "school shooter".

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36206424/#q36245198
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>>36504573
>Did he ever show any signs of wanting to hurt you /others

I don't know. What kind of signs? He gave me weird hateful looks that seemed like he was thinking about hurting me, and he had isolated himself completely from any social interaction. That was about it. I only know about his stuff because I decided to start checking what he's up to.

>>36504622
I don't want to fight him. Thanks for the advice, though
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>>36504442
Before an orgasm she generally tenses up and starts shaking. Then she wraps her arms around me and pulls her self close, or she tries to nuzzle as much as she can into me. In the case of a position like doggy style she either pushes hard backwards into me, or leans up and tries to place her back and shoulders on my chest.
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>>36504724
Is she with you, or in the same house as you? If so, you should give her a really good hug and wrap yourself around her :3 remember to say I love you!!
It would be a cute juxtaposition, and post results
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>>36504579
>>36504623
Thanks anon, I appreciate you taking your time to spoonfeed me.

>>36504724
Huh. I tend to like some BDSM stuff but this somehow makes my skin crawl. Imagine tugging on the ribbon but it doesn't open so you end up ripping out all the piercings.
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>>36504724
I thought that was basement guy based on the picture
How's the eye doing if you don't mind?
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>>36505003
corset piercings, which is what we call these things, are one of the five things that make me cringe (so surprisingly, I agree with Austria about it), the other four being needles through nails, needles through eyes or ears, and removing teeth with pliers, so I would naturally not be the one posting them.
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>>36504772
She's just downstairs watching TV by the sounds of it, I'm just slacking on the work I was suppose to be getting a jump start on for tomorrow.
I'll probably call it quits soon and join her.

She's usually the one to be all touchy feely and drop the 'I love you's. I prefer to have what I feel be implicit in my actions with her. For me, it's usually about all those little things that add up.You know, stuff like cooking meals she likes without her asking, hugging her from behind (which she loves), listening to her, bugging the shit out of her when she's down.


>>36504891
I honestly can't see anyone ripping them out unless they actively try to.
On a side note, I believe it's called a corset piercing.

>>36505003
It hasn't gone blind yet, so that's a plus. Downside is that it's definitely not as clear as it use to be. Honestly I'm starting to think it'd just be easier to go blind in the one eye so I wouldn't need to worry about continuously getting a new prescription for my glasses. Thanks for asking though.
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>>36504724
I was really into these as a teenager then I realized how fucking ridiculous they would be to live with. Imagine if something snags on them. OUCH.

No. Bad idea.
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>>36505246
You should do it this once!! After all, it's the theme of the thread. It'd be a cute, one time thing
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>>36505263
Practical? Nope.
Hot? Strangely.

>>36505263
You make it sound like I never hug her or show her any sort of affection.
I hug her frequently enough that it's more than just a daily occurrence. If I go overboard with the hugging she'll get cheeky and think I want something or that I'm planning something.
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>>36505535
Ah, I'm not late to catch the Protective train! It's great to see you posting again, man. I may have missed something, and I apologize for that, but why don't you guys wear condoms? I couldn't think of how much stress a pregnancy scare would bring, then again I'm a wuss.
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>>36505535
Actually I think I replied to the wrong post lol but yeah I was talking about those ribbon piercings the entire post.
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>>36505535
Alright that's fair. Though your name sorta gives off the impression that you try to be more "masculine"

I may just be thinking too much into it. Oh well! Cheers!!
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>>36505535
Post cute stories plz!
Your stories with L are always heartwarming
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>>36505263
I cringed
imagine putting a toothpick under your bigtoe nail
kicking a wall
>>36505598
>Protective train
We running a train? I left my strap on at home...
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>>36505799
Why do you have to pervert every like of text I put on this Chinese image board? Oh, and your ring idea worked. But she knows or is highly suspicious.
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>>36505598
Being stupid and petty mainly. I don't particularly like the feel of them and L prefers the 'closeness'.
I wouldn't say a surprise pregnancy would stress us out, but it would mean re-hauling our plans.

>>36505709
Ultimately I just want to do right by L and make sure she's happy, but that doesn't mean I'm going to smother her.

>>36505733
You mean like the last heartwarming story I told about driving L to the middle of nowhere, walking her into the forest in the middle of the night, running away from her, stalking her from the shadows, and scaring the shit out of her?

>>36505799
Pls no sex train.
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>>36505983
>You mean like the last heartwarming story
I kinda meant like the one, where you told her you were getting a house and she got all happy and ended up saying something like "OUR first home" and you teased her for it, but either kinda of story work for me.
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>>36505843
An idea of mine worked... this chances everything
>>36505983
No means yes
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>>36505983
Yeah, I guess I chose the wrong words. But hey, I'm glad to see you doing well besides the low clarity of one of your eyes. Wishing nothing but the best for you and L.
>>36506052
What changes exactly?
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>>36506173
Things bearguy, things...
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>>36506049
She absent-mindedly says stuff like that all the time, and I grief her about it just as much.

For instance, a week or so ago I strolled in on her looking up baby names on the laptop in the living room. She freaked out and nearly dropped the laptop on the floor.

Or when we went to buy a new bed. She was so picky, nothing seemed like it was good enough. When I asked her about it she said that 'our' bed had to be perfect. I told her jokingly that it was going to be my bed and she was just borrowing the space. She replied by slapping me on the back of the head.

>>36506173
Always appreciated, good luck on your 'adventure' as well.
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>>36506297
>I strolled in on her looking up baby names on the laptop in the living room.
> When I asked her about it she said that 'our' bed had to be perfect.
YES YES, this pleases my heart boner.
btw now that I remember didn't you say she had a friend whom she told everything? Does this friend knows her brother is filling her up like a turkey on thanksgiving?

>>36506279
>>36506173
Pretty sure, she means her self esteem considering she fails at almost everything.
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>make plans with aniki
>late dinner together after he comes home
>he's out drinking with pals
>I prepare food to cook so it's freshly cooked when he gets here
>over an hour late
>he comes home with drinking friend
>drinking friend eats some of the food for me and aniki
>feel like my plans got ruined

Can I be mad at this?
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>>36506516
Yes, punish him with no sex for a week, oh wait.
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>>36506516
I don't know, guys need guy time
Did you tell him about the dinner beforehand? If so, maybe for flaking on you
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>>36506297
She'll soon have a ring on her hands and bill have a dent in my stomach.
>>36506397
She's being the best Laura. That's enough.
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>>36506397
Yeah, she told her friend about us, and in turn her friend talked with me about it.
Off the top of my head I can't recall if her fried knows we have sex, I'm going to say she probably does though. L tells that girl everything.
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>>36506397
Yea, pretty much
>>36506612
Not much of an accomplishment, but I'll take it, a little participation medal
She can't hit that hard can she?
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>>36506544
Ye- ...oh

>>36506552
Yeah he knew about it. This is what's bothering me.
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>>36506714
Fine. Best Omnic hater. Happy?
And nah, she can't hurt me. She's bapped me constantly on the head growing up, but never to the point where it would start hurting. I've learned to love them actually.
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>>36506889
Sounds like the masochist in you speaking.
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>>36506907
Well, maybe I'm not all vanilla then. Here's a shitty doodle of what goes on.
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I'm unclear on why Beargguy bears this name. Is he a really large hairy dude?
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>>36506727
Is that friend still there?
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>>36507180
I just got the name from this mobile suit. Funny thing, this little cute son of a bitch was the first model kit my sister and I built together when she got into the hobby.
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>>36507182
Na, he left. My aniki is in bed and I'm on my pc right now cause I'm upset.
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>>36507318
Sleep alone tonight and don't do anything lewd to spite him. Has he or have you said anything?
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>>36507375
I brought it up, yeah. I told him that he ruined my plans then he told me he didn't think it through and that he was sorry.

He was pretty tipsy. Enough that I'm really glad he didn't drive. But it still messed up my happy night.
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>>36507119
Not stick figures...giant robots
Okay, I got a riddle for you, pic related:
A scientist discovers a deadly disease and accidentally spills it, in order to avoid spreading it to the outside world he must destroy each room excluding the starting point, once a room is destroyed he cannot enter it again. He must exit through the fucking exit. How does he survive?
drew it with my left hand since I have recognizable handwriting
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>>36503110
Degenerate status confirmed
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>>36507551
>I have recognizable handwriting
Laura, I don't think that's a thing, usually when you meet someone on the street you don't ask for his/her handwriting, I mean you already gave off your name That is your real name,
right?
, I doubt anyone here would recognize your handwriting but whatever.

>>36507525
Are you going to 'forgive' him and just sleep and cuddle with him anyway?
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my little sister keeps bullying me what should i do??

if I don't do what she says she'll choke me out with her legs, or pin me down and put me in arm locks and stuff until I submit
she's younger and smaller than me, but she's been taking judo classes and even competing since she was in elementary school.

even when we're in public i have to constantly do small favours, or when we get home ill regret it. last week she set on my face for 1 and a half hours after I didn't give her a foot massage; I was completely immobilized, wriggling around and trying to lift her off me was hopeless. I can't go to our parents, they just think she's messing around

she gets perfect grades in school and is always behaved, so I guess they can't see this side of her
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>>36507752
I'm just really upset. I'm not giving him lewd tonight. I dunno if I'm going to his bed or what tonight.
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>>36507551
You're talking to an idiot here, Laura. I almost asked my sister for help before I figured it out myself.

Also, you're making me paranoid if you're afraid of your handwriting being recognized.
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>>36507829
If you insist on being bitter about it, go to his bed only when you know he's sleeping
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>>36507551
I made the assumption that you were allowed to re-enter the starting room as you don't destroy it and the directions state specifically that you cannot reenter DESTROYED rooms and that the starting point is NOT destroyed.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, the pink circle is the start of my line.
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>>36507814
Endure it

>>36507848
kek

>>36507897
That makes sense
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>>36507814
>what should i do??
Let her?
Literally living the dream.
>she's younger and smaller than me
>she'll choke me out with her legs,
> last week she set on my face for 1 and a half hours after I didn't give her a foot massage;
>even when we're in public i have to constantly do small favours, or when we get home ill regret it.

>tfw you will never be enslaved by your little sister.
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>>36507897
This is it, smart anon
>>36507848
I guess running away from your problems is another way, good job too bearguy
>>36507752
I never had to write my name on work in school, everyone just knew mine. There was the guy who wrote really curvy fs and gs, the girl who wrote in bubble letter, and mine looked half cursive all the time
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>>36507848
Just noticed that I forgot the commander fin on that. I'm very sleepy.
>>36507814
Let it happen.
>>36508118
If everyone is going to be dead, who will scold me?
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>>36507890
I'm not trying to be mad though... he just messed up my night.
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>>36508118
>I never had to write my name on work in school, everyone just knew mine.
Stop being THAT paranoic I doubt anyone here used to be your classmate.
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>>36508118
Do I win anything for getting it right?
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>>36507829
This is a bit of a conundrum, using sex as a weapon is a bad idea and bad for everyone, t. my parents, but you can't reinforce that shit. Give him another shot before you consider punishing him
>>36508151
Your sisters diseased corpse
sorry if that wasn't funny
>>36508209
No
>>36508343
Internet headpat?
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what is the point of this conversation?

>>36507180
>>36507297
>>36507551
>>36507752
>>36507848
>>36507897
>>36508118
>>36508151
>>36508209
>>36508343
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>>36508433
Well bearguy is an odd name, no harm in explaining it, and riddles just fun while things are slow
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>>36508433
I'll explain it to you when your doggo brain evolves to understand human speech better :3
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>>36508433
Tripfaggotry circlejerks.
I wish mods would nuke these threads along with other threads involved with circlejerking.
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Here Kitty Kitty. I know you're here.
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>>36508420
I guess I didn't think about that. But I guess it's a bit late now with how late it is.

I think I might go to bed either way.
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>>36508623
Either these threads are the elaborate incest fantasies of autists or it's idiots actually encouraging each other to destroy their families.
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I'll post the pictures you catfishing cunt. I've had it.
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>>36509497
what?

obligatory text for originality
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>>36509497
who the fuck is catfishing? is something going on?
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don't let the thread die people. post stories
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>>36508151
>>36507933
>>36508151
>just endure it
you don't understand

>helping her with her homework again
>leaning against me
>she gets bored
>hugs me from the side; and starts shifting her weight a bit
>before i know whats going on shes pinned me down again, my arms are trapped under her thighs
>giggling at me and starts pressing her chest into my head
>that isn't enough for her, she starts moving around
>lifts her skirt a bit and starts grinding her panties into my face
>"hold your breath, if you breathe im going to choke you out and take pictures again"

I was turning purple before I had to breathe in a little bit, I swear I would pass out anyway. As soon as I did she slipped her thighs under my neck for a mounted triangle and i was out

idk if she took any pictures this time, she wont tell me

WTF am I supposed to do?
last time i tried taking up wrestling myself to defeat her, she came to my school and humilated me infront of everyone s
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dead threadthhj
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this thread is doommed
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>>36510950
You have a couple of options.
Explode at her so she realises that you hate it, or try to change the circumstances of your relationship.
Do you still have friends at school?
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>>36491066
is your keller really that small that you have to go for your sister?

>2017
>not buying the Fritzl-Deluxe-keller edition
stay pleb
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Assertive sister bump
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>>36512320
what if i like it though
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>>36510950
You should follow >>36512320 this advice, though if that doesn't work, you might need to try something different.
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>>36512712
What's Keller size to do with it? Fritzl had a pretty elaborate one and he still went for family, that was the whole point.
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>>36513577
how did sister kissing time go?
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>>36513588
Pretty good! We stole a few kisses last night after the movie, but she went to sleep in her own bed afterwards (and I was up pretty late anyway so doesn't matter) and this morning I actually went into her bedroom and cuddled up to her before she woke up and she kinda stroked my hair and we kissed again before she left for uni.
Now I'm not sure what to do with my day, I kinda miss her already. Seriously contemplating to drive into the city and ask if she wants to get lunch with me but she probably has work to do and I don't wanna be a super clingy annoying imouto.
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>>36513396
Then what are you complaining about? She'll decide if she wants more -
she mashed her panties on your face.

Have you been teased about getting aroused or something?
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I talked to my parents about my brother. Showed them some of the videos where he's talking about me and my friend. My mom is very upset. My dad is sad but isn't saying much.

They agreed to sit him down after he returns from my uncle and talk to him about it. They will have him see a therapist.

So far so good. I'll tell you how the sit down went in two to three hours.
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>>36514629
Shit, this whole thing sounds really heavy, I wish you the best of luck
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>>36514629
this therapist idea seems like it might make things worse, but you know your brother better than we do. Stay safe
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>>36514687
Thanks, anon.

>>36515194
I know it's not ideal, and he won't take it well, but what else can we do?
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>>36515252
I guess you're right. I can't imagine going through the situation as you are and trying to figure out the best way to handle this. Hope you don't end up having to use that pepper spray.
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the bump of great justice has arrived
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>>36515984
Fuck your bump
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>>36516595
Unfuck that bump
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>>36513684
Dang. I'm telling you, you gotta make another move soon before the iron gets too cold. Sorry for replying slow, I had something happen :3

>in bed
>feel aniki's cock on my leg
>it's hard
>feeling really turned on myself
>put cock between my upper thighs
>rub thighs together
>jerking off his cock with my thighs
>really turned on
>he's clearly awake now
>he starts groping my breasts
>sensitive nipples
>feelsgood.jpg
>his body against mine
>he starts thrusting
>he moves one hand down my stomach
>slides his hand onto my V
>he starts rubbing me
>still playing with my breast with the other hand
>amazing.gif
>keeps going until he orgasms
>cum all over my thighs
>he turns me over and makes out with me
>[heavy breathing]
>he rubs me really fast
>builds me up to climax
>feels like Niagara Falls between my legs
>cuddle for a while
(cont)
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>>36490209
Nice wedding dresses are so beautiful.
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>>36517374
>he gets up to go clean off
>I'm still in bliss
>laying in bed playing with his cum
>feels really nice on my hands
>start rubbing myself with his cum
>feels really good
>cum fetish
>he gets back and sees me rubbing myself
>gets on top of me and starts making out with me until I climax again
>feels amazing
>cuddle for a while until he needs to get to work

such a good morning
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>>36517533
Anon what's your age
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>>36517581
25 years old. I've been living with my aniki all my life though
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>>36514629
You should reaffirm that you are doing this because you care about him. Tell him that you, as well as the rest of your family, want him to know that you would never purposefully hurt him and that you're saddened he thinks that you would. Think about the reasons showed your parents the videos and how you want to present them now, so you can say them clearly later. Also talk to your parent before hand and agree on the tone you want to take with him when you all talk to him. If your mom is really angry, you should reminder her that he hasn't done anything wrong yet and she should go in trying to help him instead of accusing him.

You should also come up with justifications for why he should see a therapist. From personal experience, I can tell you that locking yourself away from other people like that creates a sort of echo chamber for negative thoughts. You start thinking about incidences where people have hurt you over and over again, and the severity of it in your mind magnifies. Also, since you don't interact with the people, you don't get to know them better, and you cement this negative perception of people and start to overlook the good traits of that person. Talking with someone who can listen to your side of things and offer an alternate view point may help him see a broader picture. He could also have a sympathetic ear to hear about the actual bad stuff that has happened to him and help get past it.

In any case, you're doing a great job. Keep it up.
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>>36517374
>>36517533
>make another move soon
I know, I'm just hesitant about how/when to escalate it, and if she even wants to. I decided to try and talk to her about it this week though. Maybe if we talk it through, and know what the other expects/wants, it'll be easier.

That aside it seems you're doing pretty darn well for yourself! I'm pretty freaking gay and that story was still hot. Happy for you.

>>36517491
I know, right?
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>>36517637
So did you forgive your aniki for ditching dinner last night?
Also, what is your living situation like? Do you still live with you family, or is it just you and your bro?
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>>36517750
He's just make her come twice, I think that makes up for missed dinner.
Although he could have her for dinner to show he's really sorry.
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>>36517686
I mean, at least grab a boob or a butt once Austria. You can do it.

And yeah I'm super happy. I'm in so much love right now that I can't contain it. I still have my aniki's cum all over me and I can't bring myself to wash it off even though it's super sticky now. That aside, I'm also really loving our non lewd bonding too. I'm just really in love.

>>36517750
Yeah, I did. We made plans for another dinner tonight. And I've lived alone with him since I was 17 when he moved out.
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>>36517856
>at least grab a boob or butt once Austria
She's got really nice boobies so I should definitely do that. I just get cold feet and I don't want her to retreat back to safer grounds because I'm going too fast. Not sure if I should first talk to her about where we're heading (if we're heading anywhere) or just push further.

>I can't bring myself to wash it off even though it's super sticky
L-lewd.
>I'm just really in love
Yeah, it shows kissy.
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>>36517915
You call me lewd then say this >>36517824
I'm gonna call shenanigans.

Also, just do it faggot.
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>>36518035
Calling you lewd doesn't mean I'm not lewd as well, duh.
>just do it faggot
I'll try my best. If I come back bawling out my eyes, I'll blame you.
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>>36518071
You'll be fiiiine. Your sister isn't gonna freak out over just that.
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>>36518071
remember to french kiss. And what it means if she licks your lip again
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>>36518185
You somehow manage to have way more confidence in this than I do, but thanks.

>>36518321
I actually did! We kinda tongued this morning. It was pretty passionate.
If she licks my lip that means open my mouth, right?
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Kissychan, I hope you realize rubbing cum on your pussy can get you pregnant
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>>36518558
I'm going to assume she's not currently ovulating (or about to anyway)
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>>36518362
>we tongued this morning
Nice. You're doing great

>open my mouth right?

usually it does, yeah. Your sis definitely wanted a tongue boxing match the other night
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>>36518558
p-please don't scare me

>>36518626
I'm not. But if I was could that happen? Serious question.
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>>36518700
T-thanks, I try.
Well, she got one today, though I'm pretty sure if it was a match, she won it, because she left me feeling like my body was made of jelly.

>>36518738
If I remember sex-ed correctly, sperm can live for like five days in your body, so the week before you're ovulating (and during ovulation, duh) you should probably refrain from having him fuck you silly (without protection I mean) - though I'm aware that's the hardest time to resist.
But just rubbing it over your clit during a completely different time in your cycle isn't a problem, don't worry about it.
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>>36518738
You'd better start taking birth control pills. I'm sure you'll need them soon anyway ;)
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>>36518845
Yeah, I thought so. I was thinking there was something I didn't know. I-I'm probably gonna make sure to clean myself really well though.

and I'm not having PiV sex

>>36518860
I actually really don't like taking them because they mess with your body so much. My periods aren't even really that bad anyway so there's no reason.
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First things first, me and my sister fuck

>wake up
>my sister isn't in bed
>it's a little weird
>hear a soft groan from the bathroom
>walk in to see her flushing the toilet
>she's extremely pale
>eye bags to the max
>she says "I'm sorry, I was throwing up."
>I ask her if she thinks she ate something that caused it
>says she ate the same stuff I did
>have the day off because I worked through our Easter holiday
>she sits with me and we watch the news
>she's going to pee every 15-20 minutes
>can't stop drinking water
>ask her if anything about her has changed
>she says "No, not really"
>she suggests I get chinese food
>she's not really a big chinese food eater
>question her about it
>she says "I don't know, I'm really just wanting chinese food right now."
>currently considering buying a pregnancy test
>I am in a cold sweat
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>>36519040
Uhh yea, get that test
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>>36518999
>because they mess with your body so much
Trips of truth, amen to that.
Of course you could take BC so you stop being such a shamelessly horny kitty but why would you want to?
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>>36519040
This is exactly why I really don't want to let my aniki fuck me.

Yeah, get that test anon.

>>36519084
>trips of truth
Even kek knows they suck for you
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>>36519269
Going off on a tangent here I think it's weirdly funny how every girl is sorta inherently scared of pregnancy. I've never even held hands with a guy and when my period is late I still get scared for a second.
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I'm not even doing most of these anyways /shrug
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>>36519416
Actually it's more that I'm scared of birthing a child with defects. I actually really want children. It kind of changes when your window for procreation starts closing. I got about 10 years left before I start having major risk for autistic children, which I don't want to bring into this world.
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>>36519558
Yeah it's probably a question of age too.
Also isn't the risk for birth defects in first-generation incest not even that great? Not that I'm saying you should get impregnated by your aniki ASAP.
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>>36519600
d-d-don't tempt me with those words you don't know how baby-crazy I am
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>>36519653
With how reluctant you are to be lewd-lewd, not lewd as you think of it, Bearguy is more likely to have kids, and sooner too.
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>>36520044
wh-what do you mean by this?
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gaypost incoming

>tfw growing up I crushed on my older brother
>tfw he's strait as a rail
>he's everything I want
>since graduating high school I've embraced my femininity and became really REALLY gay
>even crossdressing at times
>he's started to distance himself from me
>I might lose my brother because of who I am
>the only person I have ever truly loved

I wish God was real and would smite me where I lie.
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>>36520676
I'm not telling you to not be you but have you ever thought of just toning it down around him? Maybe talking to him about your fears of losing him as an aniki and your feelings maybe not confessing though?
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>>36520281
Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. There's not a hidden meaning to everything.
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>>36521615
>lewd-lewd, not lewd
I meant this
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>>36521734
You are like little baby thinking stuff like kissing and handholding is lewd and are quite reluctant to go past that. Baby crazy, you say? At this rate, you're never having kids.
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>>36521851
a thousandd times this
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>>36519653
Come on Kissy, the mutant incest babies are just a meme, go get yourself a hot creampie.
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>>36521851
Anon, she's got rubbed off twice today, she's pretty much on the fast-track to get some aniki dick.
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>>36521851
I love kissing and hand holding, but I've done more than that.

>>36522028
>>36522076
sh-shush you
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>>36522204
I want pound kissy in the pussy while she calls me oniichan
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>>36522204
You can love kissing and handholding and also everything else. Lewd doesn't need any limits.
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>>36522204
>but I've done more than that
Barely.
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>>36522620
>>36522204
Eh way I see it, if sex is gonna happen it'll happen. It's more important to just let things happen naturally than to force the issue.
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>>Crush on my aniki
>>He got engaged recently
Why do I even live
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>>36522620
>>36522625
Have you not seen this: >>36517374 >>36517533

He's also done other things to me too from other threads

>>36522465
I-I-I said shush
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>>36522686
You're a bit late, don't you think?
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>>36522679
This is how I feel about it I guess but all these people telling me to make him get me pregnant is giving me baby cravings
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>>36522715
It was more they dated for two months and then got engaged. Not like I had a chance anyways with him. Still depressing that I'll never be able to tell him my feelings without being exiled from my family.
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>>36522696
Of course I've seen those kissy, I'm just trying to get you to lewd your aniki a bit more.
Or rather have him lewd you.
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>>36522774
>two months
Uh oh, someone's made a mistake. What about before they dated?
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>>36522865
I think they were 'acquaintances' from work.
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>>36522686
>>36522774
Sounds like they're probably gonna end badly if they're going into this after only 2 months. I hope he realizes it's best to get married after 5 years to be (statistically) assured a stable marriage.

You should at least get him drunk under the pretense of spending time with him and try confessing. If it goes bad you got the "I was just drunk" excuse.

>>36522815
He's most certainly gonna have to lewd me. I'm REALLY bad at initiating.
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>>36522935
That does not make it any better. I was talking about you, though. Your crush. How long?
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>>36522936
Hi Kissy, I just got here. I've only been following you for 4-5 days. Could you greentext the first time you and your aniki kissed? Like how it happened god knows you could use a break from all this lewd talk amirite
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>>36522979
Oh sorry. It's been like this for around a year now.
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>>36523027
And you did nothing at all? How close are/were you?
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>>36523040
We were like regular siblings. We hung out pretty often and we both lived with our Father. (until he moved out due to engagement) We liked the same things and generally shared the same friend group. I wanted to say something but I didn't want him to reject me and tell my family.
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>>36523094
You can't say you didn't see this coming. It was inevitable. Still would've been better to know rather than to wonder.
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>>36523141
I did but I didn't expect it to happen so soon. Two months. I've met this girl five times during these two months and to see him just taken really hurts.
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>>36523014
I mean aside from being little kids, I did kiss him when I was a teenager to give him my "first kiss" if that's what you mean. Or when this all started, which was about a week ago when I first started romantically kissing him.
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>>36523195
Yeah, it sucks. But with them dating for two months, and this being a workplace romance? Not good signs for whatever future they might have.
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>>36523236
I meant romantically kissing, yes. "casual" or experimental kissing is relatively common among young siblings
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I'm going on LAN with my imouto this weekend.
She doesn't really play games but she still accepted when I invited her.
So I build her her own PC out of a few spare parts I had.
I don't really want to have a lewd relationship with her, but I still love her in a brotherly way.
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>>36523281
Is it wrong to want his marriage to fail? I want him to be happy but I love him and can't let him go.
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>>36523400
You can't be a homewrecker if it's the purest love
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>>36523386
>but I still love her in a brotherly way
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>>36523400
IMO It's only wrong to actually act on it. You can't help it
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>>36523386
Nothing wrong with that. Hope you two have some great fun playing together.
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>At work with the guys. sitting around waiting for cement to mix. I'm reading this thread on my phone.
>"hey so you get one million dollars, right? But every single time it's applicable, in every single conversation it fits, you have to end it with "that's what she said"
>joke around for a while. We act like literal children and start actually doing it.
>one guy and his brother start talking about women, and says "you really are my brother"
>other guy calls out "that's what she said"
>it's quiet while everyone tries to figure it out. When it clicks everyone starts groaning and laughing about what a freak that guy is.
>Man that's so messed up what is wrong with you. Game of thrones over here, etc.
>at lunch imouto texts me that she's been thinking about what I did to her last night all day
>mfw
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>>36523548
>at lunch imouto texts me that she's been thinking about what I did to her last night all day
>what I did to her

Go on...
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Oh boy. Well to pretense, I was egged on by this board to do it.

>walk into his room
>look at him
>he's just laying down watching tv
>he looks at me and says "hey what's up"
>too nervous to answer
>grab him and pull him up out of bed
>hug him
>look up at him and he looks down at me
>start kissing him
>he puts his arms around me too
>kisses me back
>keep kissing him repeatedly
>start giggling
>can't contain myself
>run over to my room with a giant grin and giggle to myself for several minutes
>heart racing the whole time
>go back and do it again but licking his lips this time in between kisses
>shlick to it that night several times

>>36523548
This story legitimately made me laugh. Also greentext that night before for fuck sake
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>>36523606
ok so I remember the lip-licking but

>>shlick to it that night several times

I don't remember you mentioning that
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>>36523677
Well I mean I didn't just announce "Hey guys gonna go leave to flick the bean thinking about what happened"
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>>36523400
Nope, it's perfectly normal and don't worry surely it will and then when he's feeling down you can console him and then he will realize who his true soulmate is.
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>>36523721
why not tho isn't that why you're here? saying things you wouldn't say to someone IRL
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>>36523721
I'll be honest, we usually just assume that anyway
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>>36523400
Have you asked him why he is rushing into marriage? Is it something he's wanted to do for a while?
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>>36523589
>>36523606

>We've got the house to ourselves because mom's out of state and dad's at work.
>Take the opportunity to get all the lewd out of our system before we go back to having to waiting until like 3am so we don't get caught.
>Its Sunday so dad goes out with his friends to sushi or something
>Me and Imouto drink a bottle of wine (each). Decide now's the time.
>She's nervous so there isn't even any foreplay. Just some kissing and cuddling naked under the sheets.
>Her first time. My second (unfortunately). So we're both nervous. Talking all gooey and lovey to eachother the whole time.
>She's practically shaking but insists that she really wants this. Just that she'd be more comfortable doing it from behind so she didn't get self conscious about me staring at her. I told her it was silly but if it made her more comfortable, sure.
>I can't stop saying "are you sure? We really don't have to go this far. Are you really sure though?"
>Start slow. She says it doesn't hurt as much as she expected. That changes pretty much immediately because I'm drunk and thinking with my dick
>I'm going as hard and as fast as I can, holding her from behind, playing with her chest, she asks me to slow down because it's getting sore
>I stop completely and let her move instead.
>Do this for maybe ten minutes, flip the positions around a couple times, until we stop because she's too sore.
>She says she wants me to cum on her tits, so I sit over her and finish myself off while using my other hand between her legs.
>It was an awkward, rushed mess but we just lay there looking at each other and talking all romantic. I feel awful because I feel like I was too rough, but she said it felt really nice and she wants to keep trying.

>Dad comes home while we're cuddling, I tear ass out of bed and tell him I'm putting the sheets in the laundry because we spilled wine on them
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>>36524027
Have you posted here before?
Are you lewd message guy?
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>>36524141
Yep. Every single thread I realize more that I should be namefagging but now it's kind of a "no I refuse to cave to common sense, I already said I wouldn't" sort of thing.
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>>36524027
>>36524173
Oh welcome back lewd-kun I'm glad you popped your imouto's cherry. Was this a past story or recent?
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>>36524173
well please do trip, there's nothing wrong with it as long as you keep it in these threads. It's going to be more convenient for everyone
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>mfw realize from private conversation that Austria is currently lewding her sister
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>>36524197
Yeah this was last night. After we took a walk to buy the wine and condoms. Part of the reason we went out to buy that stuff was because we knew dad would be going out. Didn't really plan on going all the way, that just kind of happened. It came after maybe an hour of getting drunk and dancing like idiots in the living room before deciding to take it upstairs.

I do confess, though, that the "that's what she said" bit happened last week, I just thought it made for a funny segue to bring it up now. I'm sorry, I'm a fraud.


Technically I didn't pop it, that happened a few years ago with a hairbrush.

>>36524218
Yeah I know. I promise I'll throw a name on if I ever come out of the blue with a new story or something. Right now I'm not crazy dedicated to posting and it's easy to keep track of who I am.
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>>36524267
>lol btw guys we have a private convo xD

Please don't.
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>>36524288
>Right now I'm not crazy dedicated to posting
You don't have to be

>it's easy to keep track of who I am.
Not really.

if dubs, you have to call yourself "hotcakes"
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>>36524288
>that happened a few years ago with a hairbrush.
When will people learn they just can't post something like this and not post a greentext with it.
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>>36524267
Tongue? Groping? Fingering?
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Soo. Little bit of progress anons.
>sister comes home
>I've been playing waitress/barkeeper for my mom and her dried-up, annoying friends for the last 3 hours, so not in a great mood
>immediately go to her for hugging because it's like recharging my batteries and really relaxing
>she goes up to her room to put her stuff away and I'm graciously allowed to stop making drinks to follow her
>she's waiting, closes the door behind me and immediately plants a slight kiss on my lips, smiling
>already feel myself melting, kinda want to just cry and hold her from happiness
>just choke out "Hi, I missed you"
>she giggles at me being soppy but still smiling, and kisses me again
>finally kiss her back, with some more passion behind it
>she immediately responds, nearly pushing me against the door, hands holding my hips, opening my mouth with hers, pressing her leg in between my thighs
>I moan and shudder against her and am immediately embarrassed
>move my hand up to her chest, under her shirt but over her bra thanks kissy
>she stops, panting a bit (nothing compared to me though, I'm sure I was burning up)
>sits down on her bed, goes through her hair
>"Anon. Should we talk about this maybe? I think this kinda goes beyond practice kissing, and it's freaking me out"
>oh my God
>already feel tears coming, want to just say how sorry I am for being a freak and bolt
>she puts her hands up
>No, anon, jesus. I mean, I like this. I really really like this but it's, well it's still fucking weird to me. I'm not saying we should stop but maybe we should slow down and talk about it first? How sure are you about this?"
>big gulp
>just break down, tell her I love her and have loved her ever since she sat at my hospital bed after my first real migraine attack and that I want to kiss her so much, that I get off to her and that I'm sorry I'm like this
>"Uh, you actually get off thinking about me?"
>nod
>"I don't know anon. That's pretty fricking gay"
1/2
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>>36524358
God fine. Here I'll compromise. >>36524197

I swear it's not all lewd, though, I just know that's what people want to hear.

>>36524367
No story really.
>Once upon a time me and imouto are talking about diddling ourselves.
>She says she just uses her fingers, I ask why she doesn't just try with the handle of a hairbrush or something. I see that online all the time.
>Later on (not the same night) I ask her if she was "doing her homework" our code for rubbing one out
>She's freaking out because apparently she popped her cherry.
>I laugh at her through the wall.
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>>36524524
>lewd-cakes

I'll take it, even though I didn't get dubs. Nice story btw, gave me a chuckle
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>>36524516
holy shit, austria
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>>36524516
holy fish and chips

I knew this day would come, kinda. God I'm happy for you
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>>36524516
>she laughs. Just keeps laughing like that was the greatest joke anyone ever told
>pretty sure she's losing it, but can't help laughing myself a bit
>just sit next to her and put my head against her, cuddling up close and suddenly feeling so comfortable again
>she strokes my hair
>"It's okay anon. It's weird as fuck to me but I'm sure it was for you too, gimme some time to process it, okay?"
>"We'll just take it at a comfortable speed. I want this, I think I wanted this for longer than just the past few days, but I don't want to rush into things"
>probably not the best time to tell her I've literally licked my fingers clean after shlicking and then kissed her this very morning
>just nod
>"Okay. Everything's okay. I love you, you're freaking me out a bit but I will never ever not love you, okay?"
>choke up again, tell her I love her too
>innocent kissing and handholding continues
>eventually Dad comes home and asks for asylum from our mom's friends with us
>"Thanks for letting me stay a bit here, girls. You're honestly the only sane women in this house right now"
>our faces when
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>>36524684
>licked my fingers clean after schlicking

It's nice to know I'm not the only person who does this.
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>>36524684
>>"Thanks for letting me stay a bit here, girls. You're honestly the only sane women in this house right now"
Oh poor guy.
Anyway I'm happy for you, nice going Austria.
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>>36524516
>>36524684
Oh and she's gone take a bath now because long day. I didn't ask to join her, in the spirit of taking it slow and all but I feel like dancing with joy
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>>36524684
>it's really happening

oh my god
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>>36524684
>Austria made it
>Kissy made it
>Lewd-cakes and his sister are baking
This is a pretty cool time line. Congratz.
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>>36524751
I honestly rarely ever do it but I woke up really horny and I had been reading this smutty fanfiction where Elsa does exactly that and I couldn't get it off my mind.
It was pretty hot desu

>>36524752
I honestly did feel a pang of guilt there. I'm pretty sure my dad would be devastated if he knew..

>>36524801
>>36524883
I know, right? I feel like I'm gonna burst, or wake up and it was all just a dream
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>>36524516
>>36524684
Holy living shit you did it. Doesn't it feel great?
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>>36524883
Now all we need is toesocks winning and this really will be the best timeline.
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>>36524684
Probably the right call not asking to join. Better wait two, three days tops before getting that far into it.

Congrats, though. Sounds like a really good way to start things out. Even just casually.
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>>36524929
Don't forget Laura and Pat
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>>36524929
What about school-shooter-brother girl though? She didn't come back, so she's probably half-dead, with guts spilling and shit
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>>36524524
>hairbrush handle
Did you know that when you just google "hairbrush handle", all the results are just about girls asking if it's cool to stick them up themselves? Haha.
>doing your homework
That's pretty good. Our code was always "gonna take a nap".

>>36524595
>>36524643
Thanks anons. I'm kinda feeling a bit high right now

>>36524912
You bet your cute little butt it does, kissy.

>>36524947
Yeah I'm trying to not freak out one way or the other and keep it relaxed and casual but I can honestly barely contain my excitement
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>>36524954
>>36524959
>school-shooter-brother girl
I mean what would be 'winning' in her case, she doesn't want to fug her brother. Would it be getting her brother to therapy and not having a chance of being kidnapped every night?

>Pat
Let's not kid ourselves that ship crashed really hard.

>Laura
>winning
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>>36524906
I just like it, it's part of the process for me. I think it started because I would do it in bed and then not want to get up in fear of getting caught.
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>>36525096
>win
Maybe her brother commiting seppuku?
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>>36524684
Life has new meaning to me.
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>>36525140
Yeah, I don't really do it for lewd reasons either (except today obviously), if I do it it's more laziness/exhaustion and can't be bothered to find tissues or something.
Sometimes I imagine I'm tasting someone else's though, that's kinda a nice, naughty feeling in the afterglow.
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>all these lewd posters
oh my

i'm an onii-chan of one imouto and i work day and night to protect her innocence because she is still a loli
since this thread is up, i have a few (non lewd, just pure) stories i can share if anyone's interested
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>>36524765
>in the spirit of taking it slow

life is short, who's got time to take things slow? you should crawl inside of her tonight, curl up in a ball as you feel her vaginal walls contract around your entire body
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>>36525265
Definitely. Some healing non-lewd would do me good anyway.

>>36525282
That made me giggle like a retard anon
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>>36525265
Cute>lewd
Go right ahead
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>>36525265
Go ahead, please.

>>36525146
Nah, I'm sure the best case scenario is her brother realizing the errors of his ways and falling in love with his sister, like a normal brother.
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>>36525265
We can never get enough purity on this kongolese spearhunting imageboard
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>>36525265
I have three sisters, one of which is still an adorable child who loves everything and everyone. I'm interested not in a weird way though
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>>36525326
After seeing him speak all this horrific things he wants you to do to him, would she ever actually believe it's not just a ruse to get her guard down so that he can stuff her in a basement and shit?
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>>36525361
Who knows, I mean she was more or less willing to forgive him and go for a normal relationship if her talks worked, if he showed legit regret I bet she would at least listen him out.
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>>36525440
That's what she said, but I bet this kind of thing sticks around in your mind.
>"Hey sister, I love you!"
>*I'm gonna gouge her eyes out because I fucking hate her so much but I love her so much so I can't really kill her.*
>Pale, weak response
>Brother gets triggered
>DEAD END

Obviously I'm exaggerating, but people don't forget THAT easily
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>>36525265
alright, here are some of the better ones i can remember
also, i feel like i should mention she's somewhat of a tomboy tsundere

>laying on my bed doing whatever
>imouto walks in
>"hiya, anon"
>walks over to me and flops on me
>"can you get off?"
>"no"
>"why not?"
>"hee hee, because"
she does this multiple times a day, and she'll just lie on me for half an hour to mess with me

>one night she's super sleepy and tired
>i take her upstairs and tuck her in
>i grab her a glass of water, kiss her forehead, say goodnight
>just as i get up to leave, she tugs my sleeve
>i look down at her
>she asks "can you sleep here tonight?"
>die of moe on the inside
>"sure, sis"
>get in bed with her
>all i hear is soft loli breathing as she falls asleep, clutching my shirt
>at like 11PM i sneak out of the bed to continue going about my night
it was super cute

>another weekend, we're messing around
>i pick her up ans throw her on her bed
>she immediately pretends to be asleep, expecting me to shake her awake or something
>not today
>get in bed with her, say "goodnight" and pretend to sleep
>we starts to laugh, but eventually quiet down
>she falls asleep in my embrace holding my hand with her fingers interlocking mine
that was also really cute, again i slipped out after i was sure she was fast asleep, she woke up well rested a few hours later, so she must've actually been tired

>she really wants to learn guitar
>parents sign her up for guitar lessons
>begs me to learn an instrument with her so we can "be a concert together"
>fine, choose to pick up piano
>surprisingly get into it
>now, a year later and we play songs together all the time
thanks to her, i learned a new fucking skill entirely

>we're at a furniture store
>see massage chairs
>sit on one to test it out
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she wants to try
>tease her and say "no"
>she pouts, climbs up on to me and sits in my lap
>minutes later she's asleep
1/2
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>>36525304
Austria winning is the best winning. You gonna be okay? You gonna kiss your sister soon?

In all seriousness how are you feeling?

>>36525096
Who is Pat?

>>36525530
Who's THIS?
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>>36525688
>Who is Pat?
he was writing fake stories and when Story-chan came out he came out as well

>Who's THIS?
That girl who discovered her brother had video diary detailing how he hates her for allegedly fucking up his life and how he is gonna torture her in all kinds of fucked up ways?
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>>36525720
Oh I wasn't around for that

Also, oh yeah I dunno why I thought it was someone else
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>>36525688
I'm definitely okay. Just processing kinda, but I'm feeling like I've lost a huge burden already, and right now everything is just amazing.
And yes I'm gonna kiss her, again and again and again every day
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>>36525587
SO CUTE!!!!
>tuck her in
>Read as fuck her in
What is wrong with me?
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>>36524684
Hey look at you, doing stuff
>>36524751
Does this mean I'm weird for having never done this??
>>36524929
Yea...best timeline
>>36525096
>>Laura
>>Winning
Why? I'll win something one day, you'll see! we both know I won't
>>36525587
Cute
it's like I come here to be jealous of other people's success's and relationships
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>>36525587
2/2

>i got her into vidya
>pokemon, smash bros, entry level stuff
>when sun and moon came out we ecstatically picked up a copy each
>we still play it together almost every day
>i taught her how to play smash bros, she asks to play that almost every day
>she's down to play all the time
>claims "oh i'm her annoying big brother" but every single time i ask if she wants to play, her face lights up like the sun
god, you guys should see her happy face, it gives me energy to live

>she does super well in school because i teach her math, science, etc. at home whenever, just because she's curious
i'm so fucking proud of her, and i'm proud to be her onii-chan, and i'm absolutely positive she'll grow up to be even more amazing

there are also some sadder stories too
>we move
>she goes to a new school
>imouto gets invited to kid's birthday party sleepover
>glad she's making friends
>night of the sleepover
>dad gets a call from her host's house
>leaves with the car
>comes back with my imouto, it's like 1AM
>wut
>ask what's happening
>see imouto crying
>niggerwhatthefuck
>immediately sit down next to her, hug her, ask her to tell us what's wrong
>she tells about how the girls there were super rowdy and loud, wouldn't let her go to sleep
>dad and i listening intently
>she says it
>"they made fun of me because i didn't like the same stuff as them"
>niggerwhat
>she said when they were talking about makeup, she said she didn't like makeup
>so they laughed at her and kicked her
>NIGGERYOUWHAT
>dad and i become enraged
>me especially
>clutch her tight to my chest as she sobs away
>poor fucking girl, being in that scenario at another kid's house in the middle of the night, away from home
that night only reminded me of how important my job is as her onii-chan to protect her
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>>36525805
Hey at least you're not eternally single like two thirds of this fucking board
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>>36525810
how old is she?

oreganoid
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>>36525879
young enough to be a loli by /a/'s standards
as a concerned onii-chan i do feel some concern when disclosing too much information about her to anyone, even you guys
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>>36525902
I'm going to assume 11 years old
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>>36525805
>Hey look at you, doing stuff
T-thanks Laura. It's an exciting day

>Does this mean I'm weird for having never done this??
Totally. Do it now and post results.
Just kidding, I always assumed it's more of a lesbian thing, but I don't know really. Sadly not a hot topic among my friends
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>>36525805
>Yea...best timeline
Look Laura, in the one timeline you actually hook up with your dad, we mostly likely have Chad Beargguy that fuck a diferent stacey every night while his sister cries herself to sleep, Austria never gets with his sister, Story-chan was never born, deer guy was never hit buy a car, kissy isn't a turbo autist that fucks her brother, so if you fuck your dad everything else has to even out.
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>>36525959
I've actually never done that finger thing either. Just saying.
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>>36525938
no, she's younger
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>>36525810
>that feel when you can only hope to be this good of a brother
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>>36525587
My fucking heart

>>36525810
Well there's not way around it. Time to man up and assault some children.
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>>36526064
she's going to school, so 8 or 9
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>>36526046
You people are all just weird, >>36524751 is my new best friend now, she knows what's up
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I am an only child, my mum is a bitch, don't know any female cousins. Wat do?
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>>36525842
Yea, silverlining I guess
>>36525959
Stop, I'm too pure for this
>>36525985
D-did I really get btfo that hard? Would the world be that backwards?
I could totally bearguy pulling off Chadness, in a weird artsy way
>>36526064
>Younger than 11
>Makeup
Good, keep her away from those harlots
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>>36526214
Hug the only one you can. Yourself.
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>>36525587
>>36525810
I got around to reading this and ugh my heart. You are a good aniki.

>>36526105
pfft more like you'e weird
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>>36526247
That hit me in the feels.
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>>36526080
you know what anon, it wasn't always this way.
my imouto and i started off hating each other, we never talked, never played, only annoyed each other.
only after reading threads like these did it really hit me that i'm the only brother she has, and that i was being a piece of shit.
so slowly, i started to change my ways, i tolerated her more, listened to her requests more, spent more time with her, gave headpats when appropriate
it's not that i was on some crazy crusade to fuck her and tell the stories of it here, but these threads really did make me remember that family is important, and being an onii-chan is the highest level of responsobility becayse you constantly have someone looking up to you so you have to set a good example. you can do it too, anon, i believe.

>>36526085
>>36526218
>>36526249
i do my best anons
>tfw not as many replies as lewd stories in the thread
you impure bastards
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>>36525985
Wait I just noticed this. I know I do stupid shit but turbo autist?

b-bully
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>>36526218
>>36526249
>daddy- and aniki-fuckers are 2pure to taste themselves
>I'm the weird one
Hets are confusing people
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>>36526307
>it's not that i was on some crazy crusade to fuck her and tell the stories of it here
>implying people aren't here so they can experience what they can't through someone else
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>>36526307
pfft I got less replies than you when my aniki fingerbanged me in the shower

>>36526310
>says the sister fucker
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>>36526310
>Hets are confusing people

no u
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>>36526345
i would never imagine doing such things to my imouto, i'm dead set on protecting her innocence and her smile because that's my responsibility as her onii-chan.
though i will admit to looking for onee-san stories because ironically that's my fetish, not imoutos.
>tfw no teasing, dominating onee-san to make fun of me and secretly dote on md
life is not what it could be
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>>36525587
>>36525810
It pains me how many Onii-sans miss out on the cutest years of their imouto's life. Treasure these times.

>>pokemon, smash bros, entry level stuff
Which version of Sun and Moon did each of you take and who did you choose as starters
Who is her favorite character in Smash and why is it RosaLuma?
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The sit down went awful. Ill tell you tomorrow after we get back home because i hate posting from the phone
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>>36526457
Shit. Did anyone get hurt?
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>>36526445
>implying she'll be a little girl forever
>implying you can protect her smile if she's with someone else
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>>36526218
>in a weird artsy way
How? My spaghetti goes through all types of existences. So does my love for my sister.

Laura, even if you never get with your father, I hope you have a rich and fulfilling life. Everyone can "make it" in their own way. Lewd, no lewd, or whatever other plan is created from a failure. Never give up, you fugging Omnic hating piece of shid.
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>>36526412
>sister fucker
Pls. We just started kissing, I'm pretty pure desu senpai

>>36526457
Oh, jeez. I'm really sorry to hear that anon. Pls be okay.
>>
>>36526457
stay safe until then
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>>36526457
stay safe anon. I hope it turns out okay
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>>36526448
I was going to get sun but she really really wanted it so i had no problem taking moon instead. She loves cats so she picked litten, meanwhile i went with top borb.
>rosaluma her best smash character
a-anon, we don't have a wiiu, we play the only smash we have, which is brawl. She mains pikachu and her down B skill is kinda spooky
>>36526504
why on earth would you say that you bully, are you trying to make me remember the fact that no matter what i do, she'll eventually grow up into a stacy and fuck off with chad after she suddenly starts to hate me for no reason? you are the worst possible kind of human.
>>
>>36526309
>I know I do stupid shit but turbo autist?
I was half-joking to deliver a point.
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>>36526575
>she'll eventually grow up into a stacy
It doesn't have to happen. I mean, unless you let it, I guess.
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>>36526512
>How?
>My spaghetti goes through all types of existences. So does my love for my sister.
Like that, that's sweet as hell
>Laura, even if you never get with your father, I hope you have a rich and fulfilling life. Everyone can "make it" in their own way. Lewd, no lewd, or whatever other plan is created from a failure. Never give up, you fugging Omnic hating piece of shid.
And like that, you inspirational robotic suit crazed, sister loving, sympathizer bastard, like that. Have this
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>>36526605
it's just my fears getting the best of me, she's very smart (plus, our parents are god-tier) so it's pretty obvious that she'll grow up just fine. but you never know ;_;
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>>36526643
You take care of her, no one else will as much as you.
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>>36526495
He tried to stab me. Were at the hospital (not for me im ok)

>>36526513
>>36526520
>>36526562
thanks
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>>36526666
>he tried to stab me
Hold the fucking phone
He tried to what
at least you got quads though
>>
>>36526666
Holy shit that's horrible, I'm so sorry
>>36526643
>parents are god-tier
If you don't mind swinging a few parenting-points, I'll take notes
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>>36526624
I'm scared by your use of a name Laura. Should I say that you should lurk longer or I just don't know.
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>>36526666
>He tried to stab me.
What the actual fuck!!
I hope whoever did get stabbed is ok though.
Hope everything turns out ok-ish.
Nice digits btw.
>>
>>36526693
with one of those shitty curved butter knives that cant cut for shit

>>36526742
no one got stabbed i just got a mini bruise on my left breast
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>>36526814
>no one got stabbed
Good to hear, so what's gonna happen, is he going to therapy/mental institute?
>>
>>36526714
>parenting points
well gee anon, you're putting me on the spot here. based on my life talks with my dad, the general points are probably as follows:
teach your kids to rationalize and question everything, teach your kids that they are just as human as anyone else on earth and therefore nobody is better than they are, and teach your kids to formulate their own thoughts based on their morals, observations, and experiences, rather than blindly listening to stuff other people claim.
after that, don't plan their life out for them. let them explore everything and choose their own path, and once they do it's just your job to steer them back on track if they start veering off.
good luck anon.
>>
>>36526624
I was hoping for some pro-Omnic images, but I'll take it. I kinda get it now, I guess.
>>36526666
>stab
>satanic quads
Not funny, but I hope things are alright.
>>36526643
Just be there for her, man. You seem like a very cool guy, I'm sure nothing like that will happen.
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>>36526814
>butter knife

wow. For how elaborate he was with all the planning, it's kind of ironic that it stops there.

Really an awful course of events though, it must be terrible. My best thoughts are with you and your family
>>
>>36526457
>>36526666
>>36526693
>>36526714
>>36526742
>>36526814
>>36526890
>>36526916
>>36526951
w-what's happening here? could i get some backstory?
>>
>>36526890
now yeah he has to agree toa therapist or hell be in trouble with the police

>>36526916
its kind of funny

>>36526951
it wasnt part of any plan though ill tell u the story tomorrow after i get some sleep and get my hands on my pc again
>>
It's my mother's birthday today, any ideas for a gift?
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>>36526996
see >>36504579

oreganos and such
>>
>>36526996
Originally see >>36504076 >>36504108
Fucking robot let me post already.
>>
>>36526996
>crazy younger brother
>fetishizes torturing older sister + her friends
>video series on how he'd do it on his PC
>blames her for everything wrong in his life
>obviously pretty insane
>>
>>36526996

Part 1
>>36504623
Parts 2 & 3
>>36504579
Part 4
>>36514629
Part 5
>>36526457
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>>36526903
Thanks anon
>>36526814
Could've gone worse I guess
Look, you did your best, you tried the happy ending, you went out of your way, you did all you could. This is on him
>>36526916
That's the most you're getting bucko, go fuck your sister

Anyhow, I'm gonna go to K's, he sounded either tired or upset so gonna put a little pep in my step
>>
>>36527030
>now yeah he has to agree toa therapist or hell be in trouble with the police

wait, you didn't call the police? i'm pretty sure trying to stab someone is mental hospital or prison behavior
>>
>>36527262
We called the police but i didnt press charges yet. If i dont they will let it slide as minor assault (which they dont go after unless you tell them unlike attempted murder etc)
>>
>>36527351
You should press charges. It's not just about you. What if he stops seeing his psychologist, or he runs from the hospital and ends up hurting someone else?
>>
>>36527030
I figured something like that would happen. People just break when they realize they're in a situation where they're completely busted and could face actual repercussions for that shit. Once they're that far gone there's no real talking it out.

I'm glad you're okay. And I admire you still trying to turn him around to the end like that. I sure as hell wouldn't have handled it that way. Now I just really hope you're not staying in the same house as him anymore, since it's probably going to be some time until the whole, you know, murderous impulses die down. If ever. And he's probably going to pin this on you for putting it out there. For your own sake ss he being kept at a mental facility for now?
>>
>>36527351
>didnt press charges yet
Do you intend to at some point?
>>
>>36527392
Dammit, meant to take the name off not space it. Ignore this post just taking it off so I don't forget in another thread or something.
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>>36527380
>>36527393
i dont know. I need to sleep on it. Ill tell u the story tomorrow and ill think what ill do

>>36527392
u cant just institutionalize someone without a court order. For the moment hell be staying at the hospital though. My parents are with him
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>>36525587
>>36525810
That was too cute to read, you sound like a great Aniki
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it's just not fair, anons. why do you motherfuckers get the good life? i've been a good person all my life and i haven't even gone as far as kissing a girl. you motherfuckers get to lewd with your siblings. does god hate me or is this just proof he doesn't exist?
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So uhh, on a lighter note, I made this for my aniki and he's about to come home in a few minutes. Do you guys think he'll like this?

Ground turkey stuffed green peppers with a bunch of other goodies inside (rice, some tomato sauce, olives, seasonings, hint of guava paste)
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>>36525810
>>36525587
all of this gives me a boner in my heart.
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It took a little digging but I think I found Laura's first post

she confessed to him in that same thread, the balls on that girl
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>>36527663
Goddamnit, now I'm hungry. It's 1am, why do this to me?
>>
>>36503110
>sadism is weird
So if a serial killer gets turned on by torturing his victims he's just "weird"? Retarded.
>>
>>36527663
slav here, that's some pretty slav food. looks great, just the way my babushka made it. i recommend toasted bread and feta cheese as a side. drink red wine to go along with it.
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>>36527663
It looks edible. I'd eat it I'd eat you, too
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>>36527663
Don't know his taste, but it looks good.

>>36527687
KEK, I had been meaning to do that as well and to think nobody believed her at first.
Post her second one as well, that one's hilarious.
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>>36527663
That looks pretty good, your aniki is a lucky guy. Fuck, with all the excitement and self-tasting I forgot to even have dinner, ugh.
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>>36527776
Tell your sister to make you a pussy sandwich.
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>>36527444
stay safe, anon. for what it's worth, i really think you need to get a court to force him to go to therapy.
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>>36527776
>one off from quads
Why hast Thou forsaken me

>>36527814
W-what would that entail?
Also she's asleep already.
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>>36527858
It means you put your head between her legs and start eating that pussy while she rubs her thighs on your head.
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>>36527691
It's really good. You should make one.

>>36527752
Ohshit I actually have feta and that's a really good suggestion thank you he's almost home. Thanks for looking out.

>>36527758
pls no

>>36527770
This is about his tastes I think. He likes cooked veggies and meat so what can go wrong?

>>36527776
>>36527858
Thanks :3 can't wait till he gets home!!!!
also I'm just guessing but maybe it's the outer lips making a sandwich with the inner lips which is the entire vagina which you eat out
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>>36527770
do you mean this one? http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/33967632/#q33980941

to those who haven't read it, be warned that the confession greentext might cause you physical pain
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>>36527924
S-stop it, anon.
I really can't take anymore tonight.
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>>36527971
No this one, I even forgot who "this bitch is".
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Ahhh my aniki is home time for a tasty meal with him then probably lovey dovey shit until he goes to bed

bye for now thread I'll be checking up on my tablet later

>>36527999
>trips
That means you gotta eat her out soon
>>
>>36528087
Goodbye kissy! Have a cute night full of lewd with your aniki.
>>
>>36528068
Oh yeah, you're right. It is pretty funny
>>
bump limit, now what? i got here late, it's too soon to stop talking about incest and i have nowhere to go, what do
>>
>>36527971
It hurts to see, HSG's and Pat's posts.
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>>36528249
Anon, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
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someone make a new thread please. saving this thread for later tho it's been a great thread
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>>36528249
someone will make a new thread in a bit
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>>36528663
>>36528663
>>36528663
new thread gogogogogo
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