What's the least normie thing you've done, /r9k/

get outside the house

fuck myself with a banana and wank to futa at the same time

>>36488842
>neet
>went to looney bin

>>36488842
fuck a glove with butter in it

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>>36488842
Dressed up as a trap and used a cigar tube as a dildo as I am too scared to buy the real thing.

>tallest one was the one I used

>>36488933
welll... how did it feel? i forgot to mention i fucked some instant noodles

>>36488943
it felt very rough, at the time I was so horny I kept doing it for like a hour. my dick hurt a lot after

>>36488941
Oh man. I bought one online. Fucking blew my mind.

Def the most degenerate thing ive done

>>36488985
Do they do ones that aren't the colour of a penis, I may of trapped but it doesn't mean I'm gay.

A see through clear one would be nice.

Fucked a horse. Wasn't even particularly good.

>>36489018
how did a horse cunt feel

>>36489056
More loose version of a human cunt.
Also they fart a lot, so smelled like digested grass.

>>36488959
Wait were these raw or cooked Noodles?

>>36488842
>no normies allowed in my pocket dimension

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When I was around 5 I managed to catch a cricket in my hands while at the park with my dad. I was going to show it to my dad but it managed to escaped my hands shortly, so I recaptured it and decided to pull off its hind legs so it wouldn't jump off again.

I put the cricket in a jar and named it "Happy the Grasshopper" with a label. Clearly I didn't think there was anything wrong with giving it that name after pulling it's legs off. It died shortly after a few days.

>>36489968
There's nothing wrong being legless, at least in an alcoholic sense

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>>36488842
iT'S BEREN*STEIN* YOU FUCKS, IT'S BEREN*STEIN*

IT'S SKETCHERS

VOLKSWAGEN'S W NEVER HAD A FUCKING BREAK IN IT

I WANT TO GO HOOOOOOOME

if you haven't had psychotic breaks before and have never been committed to the psych ward before then you are basically a normalfaggot