what to do?

>>36487722
Get drunk and try if youre awkward asf

>>36487743
i'm not awkward-it's my empathy. do people want to be left alone? i like it when people talk to me-i have no social anxiety

>>36487767
dude im awkward as fuck and ive fucked 10 girls, one of them over 500 times over 4 years. You just gotta realise girls are people too. they more or less want to be treated like you. What i do is i tell them im awkward and im goanna see how fast i can weird them out. usually they find it endearing that im treating them just like id treat a mate. then when she looks at you a second too long, you know she wants you so just kiss her. If she doesnt like it shell tell you and you can move on with your life. If she does like it grab her by the pussy they actually like that even though they came out tlking shit about trump

tinder or whatever I get zero matches, so maybe i'm REALLLY ugly or something, but today some bisexual guy told me I was fucking gorgeous, so I have no idea what to think. I had one girlfriend a long time ago (real gf)(i was 19)and then I just fucked escorts (like 15) and that was it.

>>36487793
see, that's another thing; kino is wrong. don't girls want to be RESPECTED and that starts with someone's body

>>36487803
what the hell is your tinder profile? i have over 150 matches but only messaged like 4 of them. paid off fkd 1 of them in my car outside dennys at 3:30 am lmao

>>36487810
I mean a guy touched me tonight (slapped me on the chest) "what's up buddy?" he said so I whacked him as hard as I could and made my escape>>36487811
hold on I can post

>>36487810
well yes they do, but you have to show sexual interest from minute 1 or you get friend zoned. So for example before meeting up conversation was always joking with sexual references. Just be blatant about it and if they play along theyre interested. if not move on

>>36487811
it says "If u'v never lied & never backed down, ur attraction to a person is the judge of their character-it's literally all you need to know"
i'm not posting a pic

>>36487856
I live in a college town, did all the girls just send my fucking profile around and blacklist?
it prolly doesn't help I put my photo on a craigslist casual encounters

>>36487856
well you see thats some faggot ass shit no wonder you get no matches

>>36487873
but it's true, ad hominim, u fuckin fake

>>36487870
doubt it, yeah probs dont use craiglist if you dont want stds. sign up for a swinger site, if you got a good body heaps of married women will want you to fuck them, happened a few times for me

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should I post a pic here? i'm just clueles

>>36487891
lol i got like my first 100 matches and all my tinder bio said was my height "6 ft 5 inches (one measurement)" now it says part time psychadelic enthusiast full time memecollector lol.

>>36487891
I don't want a bitch who swings from the trees to the rooftops to the opera house

>>36487919
sounds like you just tryna get what you can. I always get interest from slightly overweight and blonde girls. why cant i just meet a petite brunette with minor daddy issues baka

>>36487934
ya i'm tryna get a can of heat
I mean this bitch talked to me last night-and here's a fuckin nother problem, I walked away to refill my drink cuz I feel fuggin guilty about being at a bar with an empty cup. I could've spoken to her again but I didn't even want

>>36487960
Well I dont know how to help. all im saying its super possible. im awkward as fuck but girls still message me. (im too much of a bitch to mssage first unless im high and think of something i tihnk is funny to send). Girl on tinder just mssgd me know, and i was sent a snap froma girl in her brah saying "come round" i didnt reply coz 1 i still live at home and dont want her coming over and a pimple just came up on my face yesterday. I guess its coz i go gym and look like a grreek god in my shirtless tinder pics. im so fake imaa kms soon

anyways, somebody tell me some bad jokes or something

>>36488003
what do you call one dead communist?

I don't even have the $ to cash in on an emblem orb

>>36488022
predictable? what do you call a horde of dead commies?

>>36488040
the end result of communism
what do you call a blind dinosaur?

>>36488040
a good start
> i dont know. about time?

>>36488051
this one doesn't have an answer: what do you call a blond dinosaur?

>>36488051
haha the result of communism is pretty close to fascism, HH
>i dont know

>>36488071
doyouthinkhesaurus
from Jurassic park
>>36488054
who do I have the pleasure of speaking with? if you don't mind me asking.

ok. my tinder is now "with my zero matches i'm not sure if it's yall or me

>>36487722
Just go out and flirt and dance with girls that check you out. Then talk to them and exchange numbers. If you can't pull them straight away, set up another date and try again.

alright let this thread die