/nohope/ Bingo

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Degenerate reporting in
Didnt get a bingo tho

>>36486469
across is a bingo you autist

>>36486508
Didnt even notice.
Do i get bonus points for being a retard?

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>>36486537
yes, you can circle the autism box now.
also how are you hugless but not kissless?

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>>36486379
According to your bingo you can be a 25+ years old kv and be a normie. That makes no sense.

>>36486606
I was drunk, this girl wanted the d, she started kissing me, i backed out cuz i dont want meaningless sex.
And thats how i lost the kissless status.

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Had only one gf for five years, still a robot.

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>>36486379
>11/25
Hot damn. LGBTQ isnt sign of no hope.

>>36486379
Rollrollrollnigger

>>36486804
>not a kissless virgin
>robot
Pick one desu

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used to be a horsefucker between 2011-2013, shameful days. thank god i discovered anime

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>>36486379
haven't watched anime in awhile, also probably would of got diagnosed but I quit going to the psychiatrist.

>>36486846
i don't really understand how a fat, friendless, suicidal, anime-watching, unhygenic high-school drop out manages to not be a KHV

how did it happen?

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>>36486379
Man I could've lost my v-card but too sperg so she just sucked my dick the whole time and I rubbed her pussy alittle bit and got grossed out -___-

>>36486891
Kinda happy I didn't give my vCard but kinda regret aswell. I've had 3 instances where I've just made out and cum in the bitches mouth but never fucked them.

>>36486873
its most likely a girl

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>tfw can't even get loser bingo

>>36486873
Maybe he wasnt always a fat disgusting fuck

Commento originale in italiano per voi tutto.

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>>36486923
Fuck, forgot mine.

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>>36486804
>incest
story time.

>>36486695
its possible, consider a sheltered mormon with a job and no porn/vidya/etc addictions. no bingo is ever perfect robot bro

>>36486810
LGBTQ coupled with those other things on the list = death sentence. for example being a transgendered KHV = suicide

>>36486846
how fat are you

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>>36486825
Ive been here before the robot got removed, back when it applied to images as well, and the board being deleted and brought back again.
I remember when this place was a haven for varied discussion and all freaks of society and not just NEETcucks masturbating over their sorrows and pissing on each other.
Eat a dick and die.

>>36486873
>17
>still in hs
>social media
>add girl from different school
>do one of those things when if you like their status they write what they think about you
>she writes I don't know you but message me sometime
>I did
>having boring conversation
>she's a roastie who's last boyfriend she broke up with because her parent found out they were fucking when she was like 13
>ohfuckthisismychance
>she asks if I want to go out with her
>say sure
>first time we meet
>meet at gas station with my mom
>go with her and her mom to her grandmas house
>it's awkward as fuck
>sitting on couch
>playing wii
>kind of just sit there and drink my soda and watch
>firstkisscoming
>ohshit
>she leans in
>I do too
>kiss
>fucking feels like kissing a wet dog
>shaking and sweating because nervous
>ended up going to her house almost every weekend and we would mostly just sit and watch tv
>randomly she would put her hand down my pants when her mom was in the other room
was really weird honestly she even would pull up her shirt and make me suck her nips, when I did have sex it was really weird. we were watching tv in my room and I put on a condom and put it in and just went fast, didn't feel anything don't even think I cummed put I was soft after a minute didn't feel good

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Originello posterior

>>36486963
fuck off normie

you're not welcome here and never have been

>>36486962
>how fat are you
250lbs I'm op from >>36486348

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>>36486962
>catch sister schlicking on the couch one night watching porn on her phone
>plop right down next to her and start watching with her, she pulls out her tits
>after that she'd come to my room to watch tv and jerk off to porn, let me watch and jerk off with her, sometimes shed text and id go down to her room
>had me cum on her ass once
>came on her tits once
>also got to give her a rimjob a couple times
Thats it

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>>36486990
There aint shit you can do to make me cuck.

>>36487045
oh yeah?

*unsheathes katana*

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>>36486379
I've watched every episode of my little pony.

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>>36487022
jesus anon what the fuck
how old were you two? was there sexual tension before this all happened? do you guys still fug?
fuck man there truly are depraved people on here

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>>36487070
you are 1 or 2 checkmarks from suicide anon
once you hit 25 and start balding, its gonna be all downhill for you

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Well it's not a high score but it's somethin

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This test is too easy.
I like how this board succeeds to ensure me that I am worse than everyone.

>>36486810
>LGBTQ isnt sign of no hope.
Really depends on the country where you live.

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Not at bad as I thought

Am I happy about it? Fuck no I'm still miserable

>>36487099
>molested
you're the first raped-anon, story time now!

>>36487139

Mom was friends with this old guy at work, he retired and said he could watch me during the summer while my parents were at work and I had no school, and then when we were alone he would do make me do weird stuff with him. He'd always frame it as "playing games" but it would always get sexual. Fucked me up for life and I still haven't fully processed it. This was when I was in 1st grade.

Also there's something fucked up about getting molested it's almost like predators can sense that it happened to you because it starts to happen again and again with different people. After that old guy I got molested by two other older men. One would locked me in a room and forced me to watch porn with him and try to masturbate with him. I was in 3rd grade. And then one of my friend's dads would set up sleepovers and then make me take my clothes off and lay in the bed with him.

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A trivial boring robot

>>36487207
>Also there's something fucked up about getting molested it's almost like predators can sense that it happened to you because it starts to happen again and again with different people.
Maybe you were just an extremely fuckable kid

>>36487071
I was like, 17 or so
She was 23, still living at home
Before this there wasnt any real sexual tension other than id steal her underwear and jerk off with them.
After this happened i began creeping on her hardcore
Went through her phone to figure out what other porn she was watching (she watched deepthroat stuff, my fav, other rough shit), spying on her by hiding in her room
Pissed her off and she stopped letting me stick around her watching porn even though she did it almost everyday
Then she moved out
Weird thing is we were never really close

>>36487228

Well I'm a 28 y.o. virgin now so I guess they stole my fuckable essence.

>>36487059
*teleports behind you*
Jerk the fuck off?!??

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original bingo!

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>>36487207
>>36487251
do you ever think about revenge anon? you know there are a network of /nolife/ anons who would help you achieve said revenge right?

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12. Not too bad. I'm fairly happy desu.

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>>36487246
that's weird anon, you must have had a strange home life
>>36487302
why are most of you guys watching beastie porn? thats absolutely haram

>>36487251
naw I would say puberty did that
you need to stop being a bitch and grow up
I know it's hard, especially when you got PTSD and shit, but being a mopey bitch and blaming it on something that happened to you decades ago is the wrong way to go about life.

>>36487309

>revenge

The old guy is dead and I don't know where the other two are now nor do I really care. I don't really want revenge I just want to experience genuine humanity and killing them wouldn't do anything to make that possible for me. I did see the masturbation guy when I was like 16 and it was supremely awkward.

>>36487332
I just like watching girls being degraded & getting knotted.

Also I really enjoyed having a dog when I was younger.

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>>36487319
>no friends
>been molested
>attempted suicide
>khv
>25+
how are you happy? whats your secret? also story time
>>36487341
seems kind of irresponsible of you to let those guys go free, they could be fucking with a bunch of other kid's childhood. the least you could do is dox them on here desu

>>36487332
>why are most of you guys watching beastie porn?
Probably through hentai. I've seen beastie hentai and irl video, but as far as I remember I fapped only to hentai.
And that even excludes all the furry shit I've fapped to and keep fapping til this day.

>>36486379
do you just not understand the concept of Bingo?
It's about getting bingos, not having a number of points on your card.
Even with 13 points (the maximum number possible on a 5x5 card (the proof will be left as an exercise to the reader)) you still don't have a bingo.

>>36487460
its about avoiding the bingo you mong. bonus points if you are a /nohope/ and still manage to not get a bingo

>>36487332
Parents are stuck in a loveless marriage and it trickled down to all of us kids
Plus there were 5 of us so
Yeah
Due to mental illness i cant remember much but my childhood was mostly normal with intense bouts of weird.
Nothing beats being 10 and having your mom going 60 in a parking lot threatening to kill everyone in the car

>>36487499
Bingo is about getting bingos.
And mathematically the highest number of points without getting the bingo is 13.
You can try proving that on your own time.

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discontentment

>>36487505
its actually 18 fucktard

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>>36487505
>>36487641

Actual autist coming through, it's actually 20.
Both of you "mathematicians" need to leave immediately.

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>>36486379
10/10 robot reporting in originally

>>36487708
diagonal anon. diagonal.

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it was just one episode, I wanted to know what the insane hype was about, I didn't make it all the way through

also, the creator of this "Bingo" has no idea how Bingo works

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>>36486379
15/20 desu

Just kill me

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9,5/10 robbie am I.
>tfw I realized that I've stopped being used to having a shower every day.

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>>36488184
fucking normies
oristotle

Who else here /secondcolumnbingo/?

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>>36486379
>incest
>LGBTQ
these aren't even robot you fuck

>>36488217
4days is nothing anon

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>tfw having unironically a female best friend
>tfw hugging her for 2+ seconds after we saw each other after high school again was the farest i ever got with a girl
I will die alone guys

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six, eh.
also esports, most of lgbt (especially q) and anime is for normies.

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I'm not sure about 2000 hours on a vidya, I quite possibly have on GTA:SA, so that can bump me up to 3

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really made me think
oingoboingo

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no bingo

Idk why animated beastie feels less degenerate than trany to me but it do

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>>36488392
what are you even doing here normie?
GET OUT

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>>36486379
Got two bingos, 16 points total.
Pretty sure the only game I got 2K+hours on is League.

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>>36486379
reeeee edrftgyhuj

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>mfw I'm a robot

>I had a fiancee up until recently
>have had multiple friends with benefits
>am /fit/
>fucked a 9/10 girl once in a ONS
>lawyer

How do you do, fellow robots?

I'm a roboooooottt

Get out normies

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ree

ree

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>>36486379
*have watched anime but haven't in a long time since

*have gone entire MONTHS without washing myself fully but I still washed armpits, crotch and hair

*used to watch e-sports (LoL) but haven't in a long time since

>>36488537

you are a baldcel posting on r9k. you flew too close to the sun and now you dwell amongst the unwashed masses. you are a robot.

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> There are more then 15 years since last anime (Cured).
> No friends and hate when someone gets close.

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>>36488569
Receding hairline. Not bald.

But I know my time will come...

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I don't have autism but I have bpd which is prolly worse desu

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I assume no friends means absolutely no one, so I didn't check it off since I still have one buddy of mine I go to the gym with.

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I guess there is a little bit of hope for me...

>>36486379
>tfw you got a 5 but you know inside you're a massie robot

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only got job 2 months ago because my mom asked family friend, paid below minimum wage

had first kiss 6 months ago when was very drunk, thought it was gross

went to psych ward 5 months ago for suicide and flirted with guy, kissed him but still thought it was gross, got more depressed as I think I'm weird for not liking kissing

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No Bingo! Life is lookin good

>>36488245
I think incest is just a form of degeneracy and being homosexual does make life more difficult to bear at times

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It's not over just yet

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Interesting. I don't need a game to tell me im hopeless though, ive known for a long time

>>36486379
actively watching e-sports/twitch is a normie as shit activity though
i'm a 12

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i swear i just fapped to tranny porn cause it had nice titties

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I haven't attempted suicide but it's just a matter of time

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what do i win for all this bingo

>>36486379
>have to be a fat pedo slobby furry fuck faggot to be considered a robot

shit chart kys

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I don't count the fapping ones because I've never actively sought out those categories, nor have I finished to one. But they have appeared on my screen while jacking off and browsing porn/4chan.

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feels good famalam

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A... am I accepted here?

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I used to watch Twitch, not so much anymore.

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>>36486379
no bingoes yet

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wageslave life hurts

Making this post doubles my score, now I'm 2 (I am 30)

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>>36486379
this good?
oiriginaL

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D-do I get a prize guys?

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textless posts anger the retardbot

>>36486379
>R9k
>Virgin
>Hentai
>Anime
>Hugless
>2k+
>2 weeks no shower
>Loli
>Kissless
>No friends
>MLP

12th would be twitch but I've made an effort to back away from it cause I used too much bandwidth and I usually pay data overages

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In a year I'll reach 25, and I have suspicions about hair loss but it's harder to tell as a grill.

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I fap to incest but my family hates me so that isn't happening

>>36486379
Why does there need to be several "fap. to x" boxes
Meanwhile you don't even have a
>post on 4chan religiously for over 5
>pedophile
>ugly
>dropped out of college
>have single parents
>each chicken tenders
>non-white
This isn't even trying

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>>36486379
The MLP one is kinda bullshit, you can accidentally watch an episode while doing something else or baby sit a cousin who watches it or in my case, watch it before deeming it not worthwhile. Mostly arguing against the principle of a bingo spot like this though.

also one line on nojob because I kinda worked for my dad and did get paid.

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Like any of you care about my lowlife

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>>36494645
>you can accidentally watch an episode while doing something else
>accidentally watches an entire episode of MLP

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>>36486379
I don't think DBZ counts as anime anymore and I only watch it for the nostalgia. I'm the worst kind of normie.

>>36494953
Forgot to say I post on r9k. 6 then.

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I'm only one night 8 years ago from being why live

>>36486804
>gf for five years
>robot
You're a fucking failed normie, you are no robot

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>>36486379
JUSST

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did i do good guize?

>>36494895
Maybe you have the Hub still on after you catch the morning episode of Barney and end up too lazy to change the channel.

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I've never been diagnosed correctly since my father believes all doctors are bullshiting and believes that autism/asperger's is a lie.

>>36495607
>I've never been diagnosed correctly since my father believes all doctors are bullshiting and believes that autism/asperger's is a lie.
Wow I'm shocked you didn't turn out normal, anon.

>>36495607
Is your dad Michael Savage?

>>36486379
>committed incest
why is this on the board

fucking normalshits

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>>36486379
So yeah,
I have gotten non-sexual, non-romantic hugs, and I believe they don't count;
I have diagnosed PDD-NOS, but I think that doesn't count either, because it wasn't specifically asked; and
I have watched at least one episode of MLP, which was before Friendship is Magic and the current brony fad.

>>36495760
I counted my friendly hug I got from a girl, I figured the only hugs that didn't count were ones from family and maybe the awkward brohug guys do.

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I-Is not that bad

>5/10 robot with no bingo
>Only watched the ponies because my ex watched them so kind of 4 tick normie
Feels pretty good

>>36486769
FUCKING FAGGOT NORMAL SHIT LEAVE THIS BOARD NOW

>>36495723
Yes, my dad is a failed Micheal clone

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I got four (4)

>>36486379
Lol I get robot on this but on normalfag bingo I only miss two boxes. Which is it /r9k/ am I a robot or a normie

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TIL I'm a normie

>>36495845
this warrants a story anon

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>>36496232
>dropped school because we were poor and I had to work
>mom died
>had to live with uncle in the middle of nowhere
>uncle raped me

Now I'm in a better place though

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Normalfag here. Just did this to point out that being 25+ as a criteria is silly. According to this, just aging a year made me go from being a normalfag to a robot.

>>36496438
This. It was probably made by a teen

>>36496438
>normalfag here
>balding, anime watching autistic 25 year old
yeah its a no for me dawg
normal people do not A. have autism B. watch anime

>>36496438
>normie
>autism
???

>>36486810
>over 25
>never had a kiss
Anon kun...

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>>36486379

Couldn't expect less

original comment

>>36496505
>>36496494

By /r9k/ standards, I mean. Most people consider not being a virgin alone (and not with a prostitute) enough to qualify for normalfag status here. I'm certainly not a robot, at any rate.

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>>36486379
This actually makes me feel better about myself Almost got bingo tho

>>36496600
you're a robot in denial. its ok.

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I like these kinds of bingo cards more because I can actually fill them out, unlike chad bingo

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>>36496672
>He can't fill out Chado

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>>36486379
You are all fucking degenerates and mentally ill. Go seek help, I beg of you.
Orig orig

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Guess I bingo'd

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Not hopeless yet, but its only a matter of time

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>>36486379
Would have been worse about a year ago.

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Some of them would have been x'd in the past though. Like not too long ago I used to be a NEET and never have had a job.