I just ate a cup of honey with a spoon it was good

>>36481858
wow you're just like a cute anime girl

not
gaylord

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>>36481888
I wasn't even trying to be like an anime girl or something you rude dude (-_-)

>>36481936
you're doing it again homo

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>>36481858
Sounds yummy anon glad you enjoyed it!

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>>36481982
>you're doing it again homo
If you were trying to insult me I just wanna let you know it's not gonna work because you didn't even hurt my feelings or anything
but that's still not very nice so you shouldn't make comments like that

>>36482005
Thanks anon :D I really like honey but if I eat too much I'll get a tummy ache :x

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>>36482145
Hmm, if you get a tummy ache you should lie down or get a tummy rub!

>>36481858
How much honey do you have left?

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>>36482366
>How much honey do you have left?
I live in a dorm that has a big pouring thing of honey next to the tea area

so I could go pour around 2 more cups if I wanted

But I would probably throw up lmao

>>36482262
b-but who would rub my tummy ;_;

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>>36482406
How about I rub your tummy with my duck you dirty slut

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>>36482406
Maybe try and make some tea you could put the honey in?
I volunteer to help with the tummy rub!

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>>36482406
If you have disposable honey on hand then why aren't you making mead with it then?

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>>36482444
w-WHAT??? T-that's WAY too lewd anon!!!

>>36482461
no I already ate way too much honey today, it's ok I'll eat more tomorrow :)

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>>36482493
shut the fuck up whore. You know damn well that you want cummies on your tummy and you'll enjoy it like the little dirt bag homosexual you are. Faggot boy.

>>36482561
>posting angry comments with lain
can you not do that

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>>36482493
Try not to give yourself too much of a tummy ache!
Unless you want a rubrub that is

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You have honey OP, you should be making honey wine with it.

Uh you do know eating that much honey raw might kill you right? It has botulism in it. Read the label that's why it says don't give to babies. In small amounts is fine but a whole cup? I wouldn't go to sleep if I were you.

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>>36482580
Can you fuck off and eat a dick?

>>36482612
OK tell me how to make it.

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>>36482478
>>36482612
sorry I don't drink :/

>>36482615
w-wait really
but it tastes so good >_<

>>36482650
inb4 OP likes boys

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>>36482640
>dump out piss jugs
>put honey, bakers yeast and water in said jug
>cap with condom to release pressure
>wait month
>???
>profit

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I fucking hate people that act like children because they think it's 'funny' or 'cute.' You're not a child or an anime character, so fucking act like it.

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>>36482640
Autumn Queen
5 gallon batch

2 1/2 tsp. cloves
2 1/2 tsp. nutmeg
2 1/2 tsp. all spice
5 tsp enzyme
Yeast
Yeast nutrient
1/2 lb of brown sugar
7 lemons
1 vanilla bean
Fill to top of container with water. (should be a 5-6 gallon container or carboy)


There are other recipes that are easier to make but I like this one. Make sure to heat up the honey and stir it make it smoother. otherwise it will be too thick and won't ferment. Ferment it for about a month and a half or so. Rack the mead as to get the dead yeast out and let set for a week. Bottle it and let age for another month. Ferment it in a carboy like pic related.

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>>36482607
can I get tummy rubs even if I don't have a tummy ache?

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>>36482761
Hmm, I may give out tummy rubs easily but they don't come free!

>>36482743
what ar u gonna do? shoot me?

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this is a nice thread nao!

>>36482760
Uhhhhhhh

No honey is used? It wasn't in the ingredients.

And two months FCK that.

>>36481858
Enjoy your daiabeetez

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>>36483020
>Enjoy your daiabeetez
my family has a history of diabetes!

>>36482743
please calm down anon I don't like when anons get angry ;-;

>>36482995
sorry not sure why i didn't add the honey in that recipe, It's about 12lb of honey though.

>>36483057
12 pounds of honey? FCK that too.

>>36481858
You do know that excess consumption of honey is dangerous right?

>>36482760
Thanks mead poster. Please stop by >>>/ck/

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>>36483147
>You do know that excess consumption of honey is dangerous right?
but it tastes so good desu :(

I don't wanna stop eating honey

>>36483263
they're lying to you. Keep eating as much honey as you can. I heard it's good for you to do so

>>36483298
That's for being honest with me anon, I don't know why those guys would lie to me :(
It's nice to hear that honey is good for me, I love honey

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>ate like three teaspoons of jam one day
Super hormonal, I had to do like a hundred push ups to get my testosterone levels back to their regular Alex Jones level my /b/ros

>>36483501
I know why they lied to you

they wanted to keep the honey to themselves. They are meanies but you're not a meanie so I helped you

>>36483674
thanks for helping me anon
I wish everyone was as nice as you are