>recently got my security license >TFW autistic cyborg

>>36480110
How big are you? I bounce as a moonlight job

>>36480110
Do you have a handgun atleast? A blunt object like a club or something? You'll be fine. If you are unarmed then, for a security guard, that's fucked up.

So what kind of security guard are you? Where are you based?

Why would you even want such a job if you're a self proclaimed autist?

>>36480110
I work at a mental hospital as security guard(actually posting from work rn).

Good job, only have to wrangle tards every now and again.
You get a big team of nurses + 1 additional guard whenever there is situation, so no real danger.

I mainly watch monitors, patrol a bit, and sit on 4chan.

>>36480177
Nightwatch jobs are perfect for le autist. They're easy to find too because most security guards prefer day time jobs to keep up with normie lifestyle.

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>>36480222
GET OFF YOU'RE SQUASHING ME

>>36480166
So yeah, just ignore me. The genuinely curious one. Fuck's wrong with this place....

>>36480110
I was a security guard at a hospital for +2 years and never once had to fight or get physical. You'll be fine