Fembots of /r9k/ why are you a bot?

most people here are antisocial social anxiety stupid losers like me ok

i say i want friends but really idk how to have friends

>>36479592
You posted this before.

Also he is a normie. Be my gf instead.

>>36479592

Sam Hyde is fucking sexy.

>>36479592
Maybe he got scared, after all he has no idea who you are or what your intentions are. But if you made that clear in your messages and in the note then he's just a dumb beta.

>>36479592
I am actively suicidal and schizophrenic and I am abused and trapped. I will pay somebody to come kill me.
I either want to die, or live my life like a normal person, not getting screamed at for everything by people who are supposed to care about me. in a few days I am buying a car and I might run away for good.

>>36479592
also I am in love with somebody who hates roasties but doesn't know I am one.

>>36479592
Its ok if people are just not interested in people sliding random messages under their door. maybehe's had bad experiences. Maybe he just doesn't want to do that. If I was friends with everyone who offered Id be texting like 50 people who I prolly wouldnt end up hitting it off with anyway.

I just realized something, I basically look like Sam Hyde when he was a kid. Am I gonna grow up to be like him? I could see it happening.

>>36479767
How are you in love with someone who doesn't know that simple fact? Are you some kind of stalker? And get a new lov einterest, that's immature and dumb.

>>36479767

>roasties


You mean girls with outie vag's or girls in general.

>>36479702
Saying "I really wanna be your friend, this isn't a joke and I'm not some sicko" doesn't mean JACKSHIT.

>>36479824

I don't believe you. Show me.

>>36479853
Why not? We're robots, not normies.

>>36479857
I'm not posting my face on 4chan.

Original

>>36479826
I fell in love with him after talking to him online for 2 days because he was kind to me and I am starved for affection.

>>36479834
all girls.

>>36479824
Reported to the FBI.
We don't need any more school shootings.

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>>36479959
>after talking to him online for 2 days
Gurl.

>>36479592
I'd fall in love with you if you did this to me
It's sad fembots are so rare

>>36479959
>falling in love with someone so quick
AHAHAHA...
I know this feel.

>>36480024
he thinks i'm smart and funny... and in real life I'm neither. it felt realy nice to talk to someone who didn't regard me as garbage.

>>36480035
he would block and delete me if me knew I was a roastie.

>>36479650
I relate to this. I constantly crave friendship, but when it comes down to it, I have no clue what I'm supposed to do with/for friends, and find most people annoying. I'm impossible.

>>36480100
thanks for the you xddd

>>36480090
Wait, so he thinks you're a dude? It's unhealthy to fall in love so quickly and people on the interenet are generally terrible. Watch out, he might not be what you think.

>>36479959
>>36480035
>>36480090
Where are these girls? You never talk to me, I always get ghosted. You are impossible to find.

>>36480153
I dunno, I am in a bunch of discords.

>>36480148
yes he thinks i'm a dude; also what do you mean?

>>36479592
It's not a rare Sam if you keep reposting it senpai get more images.

You should probably talk to boys platonic about stuff first or they won't trust you.

>>36480186
I meant it's easy to impersonate someone else and people's intentions are not always the best. So at least make sure to know who he really is before falling in love with someone...

>>36480256
That's what I tried to do in the first place! And this is my first time posting that image of him here, must've been other anons.

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>>36480186
>discords
Oh it's an actual attentionwhore instead of a desperate lonely fembot. Dropped. Hope you get too invested in him and he drops you too. Just remember pic related.

>>36479767
everyone says they hate roasties 'til they find a girl who will give them the time of day

>>36480090
Is he gay? I doubt he unironically would.

>>36480299
I mean face to face so they can tall back.
Normie style.

Boys like metal music and science fiction, talk about those.

I'm not so much a robot in that I have quite a high emotional intelligence and do "get" social situations, I'm just naturally an intelligent, lonely, arrogant, deeply insecure and misanthropic person. I decided during high school sometime that I would rather be lonely than be bored and dissatisfied with potential partners and friends.

>>36480302
>discord
I am not telling you which one because I don't want my new friends to find out I am a roastie. fuck off.

>>36480306
>>36480323
...mmmm no, he seriously hates roasties.

>>36480332
That's the whole reason I didn't just knock on his door though, I don't have the courage or confidence to immediately ''be myself'' in person. Hence why I tried to find robots to talk to online.

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>>36479592
Yeah I'm a creepy fembot too... stay strong and be yourself.

My motto is live live laugh. Try it sometime :)

>>36480695
That's a good motto to live by, laughter with friends is the ultimate source of happiness I've found. Too bad I'm not in high-school anymore :(

>>36480780
You actually had friends in highschool? I'm so jealous. Everyone hated me openly and humiliated and ridiculed me daily. Lucky you. .....

>>36480695
Are you attracted to little boys Anon :(

>>36480780
>having friends

why even post in this thread?please fuck off

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>>36480852
H-hah. Why would you think that? L-lol.

>>36480878
>had friends
This is why I'm here.

>>36480650
How is talking to robots online?
Are they mean or nice? Do you like talking about certain things?

>>36480846
At the charter school I went to almost everyone was nice, and I didn't have to put in barely any effort to make friends. It was paradise for a robot/cyborg.

>>36480890
Well if that's what you like.. I mean, it's ok.

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>>36479592
Everyday I am reminded that I will never be an attractive woman. I will always be extremely ugly and on the same levels od that of a man no matter how feminine my personality is.
Every day I am reminded that I will never be a normal girl, if girl can even be used to describe me. I will never be loved, held, cuddled, hugged, kissed, or cared for.
I am a HHKV, I live on the edge of a dismal reality, I have not hugged a single person in 8 years not even family. I was born to die, not even solitude would wed a hapless soul such as I. I simply exist albeit woefully.

If there is a god why would he ever bestow such a fate. Lest someone wrap their blessed fingers 'round my neck I shall never be free!

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>>36479592
I'm a lonely creep dyke. I'm also an alcoholic and not an SJW which narrows down my dating pool significally. I'm not attracted to fat girls either so the dating pool is miniscule.

>>36480971
Born To Die
The World Is A Fuck
(etc.)

>>36480971
Pls stop it
It breaks my heart every time I see you

>>36481003
Gee Anon, it's not like lesbians aren't normal or anything.. sadly for your sake of course

>>36481003
Just become bi, it's pretty easy.

>>36481003
Girl, tell me about it. I'm in uni, lesbian and not an SJW and not attracted to butch girls. Cats it is.

>>36480971
I'm so sorry about your face. I used to be ugly fembot but I fixed my bone structure to be symmetrical to the last cell. It's true being attractive makes life 100x better. I'm still a weirdo creep on the inside tho :(

Cheer up. Maybe you'll be hawt when you reincarnate :)

Straight girls on r9k can't be robots. If you say you're a female you'll get immediate offers from robots to talk to you or be your bf. I can relate to robots, but being a straight fembot is impossible.

>tfw r9k gave me my qt bf
Thank you.

>>36481101
Shut the fuck up you fucking Stacy cunt, stay out of this thread.

>>36481047
But men don't make my vagina tingle...

>>36481117
Masterbate to porn that slowly becomes more and more masculine, similar to how many people here went from straight to futas to traps to gay.

I'm a fembot because I'm a lonely lesbian who can't talk to girls properly and who has the added issue of most lesbians being SJWs as well as sluttiness being very common in lesbian communities. Lesbians don't seem to want relationships anymore, just hookups. I just want a cute, introverted bookworm girlfriend to cuddle with and watch movies. Is that too much to ask?

>>36481373
Be my gf I'm a fembot

>>36481411
Where you at in the world?

>>36481435
I'm the only one in the only world.

Sorry I was just joking I'm not gay. ;/

>>36481449
Fucking stacies. Always turn to us when Chad treats you badly.

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>>36479693

He makes me feel bad man

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kAko-4BO7zI

>>36481449
You're not gay? What about a bf desu

>>36481535
Even the most pathetic guy still has more of a dating pool than your average lesbian.

>>36480026
what if op is ugly?

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>meet girl on /r9k/
>everything seems to be going spectacular
>she doesn't like it when I flirt with other people as a joke
>say okay, that I'll stop it
>she says too late and she's ending it with me

Please explain this behaviour to me, fembots. She just doesn't like me anymore, right?

>>36481646
You shouldn't flirt with other women while you have the love of your life in your grasp, desu

>>36481579
How bitter are you though, are you that Les

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>>36481667
I wasn't, they were boys.
You're right though. I fucked up. I didn't know she'd take it so seriously and refuse to forgive me.

>>36481696
>How bitter are you though, are you that Les
I feel like this is cut off from something you were talking about. Either that or bad English.
I'm kind of bitter, moreso just disappointed because I've never found anyone to date. It's lonely desu.

>>36481736
Nah I just was wondering if you were the lesbian, I'm sorry, I never meant to be mean, friendo

>>36481768
I am "The Lesbian" or one of them. But I'm not bitter. Just sad and lonely.

>>36479896
If you looks like Sam Hyde then your face is already on 4chan

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>>36481808
Aren't there Lez dating apps like grindr????????

>>36481973
For hookups, sure. Not for "relationships".

>>36481239
can confirm. i was straight then i went to gay starting with futas.

>>36482000
Nice repeating digits. I feel your pain desu. I have no attraction to men even tho I look pretty xp

>post in a thread 2 years ago about tall girls relating to it
>literally first time posting on r9k, rarely visted either even though i've used 4chan since '06
>several negative posters but one poster who is nice and i actually have conversation with
>the negative posters attack him and me but he is witty and seems like a good poster
>post a throwaway for him to add me
>only get one add that's him, miraculously
>we hit it off and he's great
>1.5 years later we've been together and never have any serious problems at all that aren't my fault for being super insecure even though i'm worthless shit

i think i got way too lucky

>>36481373
hey goofball thats what happens in a faithless community! You can't have a faithful partner if you lack faith.

>>36481579
The lesbian dating pool is nearly 100% of women if they are half as charismatic as they should be.