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omg, it's my favourite little SQUISHY XDD i can haz a lick? LOL

hey man its been awhile since i saw you. wanna meet over a coffe sometime?

sup faggot.
nothing like having the best oegariginal post in the world, everyday ;)

"Hi dude I love you please be my bf."

offer him money to have sex with you

>>36475971
Mi'lord, methinks it is a time for daddy lovelies to give me his yummy cummies.

>>36476200
Getting dubs felt so great, full cheer from me. You don't have to do this if you don't want to, OP. This was good enough for me.

YES
desudesudesudesu

>>36476200
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OP...you dun goofed.

>>36476200
Fuck. Rip opie.

Hey, are you out of the closet?
I'm both asking you, OP, and submitting this as my reply for dubs

>>36476219
Not sure if I should honour or go with something less... that. He's been my oneitis for a few years now...

>>36476264
do it faggot

onegai shimasu

do it faggot
(respectfully)

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>>36476264
Fucking do it you pussy. You got yourself into this, no backing out now.

>>36476248
>Hey, are you out of the closet?
At my overly liberal university, yeah. Not in my hometown; too homophobic and muslim, and I'm too much of a coward to face beheading.

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>>36476264
Follow your heart, OP. I made the phrase. You had my sympathy, now you have my blessing to follow the path of your choosing.

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pls dont leave the thread OP, i want to see how this gonna end

>>36476403
Hey, if you got the dubs and tell me to do what I want about that post, I'll probably wait for something that won't just make him block me right away, so my demise can be more elongated.

>>36476543
Then your heart has spoken. Fulfill your destiny. Also , this guy got the second dubs: >>36476288

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Anyone wanna see some bits of my beyond autistic conversation with a girl when I was in 8th grade?

What a shit thread with an absolute faggot op

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>>36476522
>>36476566
Oops. My impaired visual state meant I missed that one. If second dubs guy provides a (you), I'll let him contribute to my end artfully, no second dubs or trips needed.

>doing this drunk was a bad idea

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Forgot to say hi to her that day so I apologized. Yes I'm Canadian.

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>>36476664
fuck i wasted my dubs

I'm gay and I have feelings for you

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Last one for now unless you guys wanna cringe more

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>>36476731
Every normie was like that too at some point too

OP here. Removing the trips rule; dubs and I post it unless you say otherwise.

Although, I suspect he's gone to sleep...

>>36476771
I think my rationale at the time was make her feel bad for me and she'll be nice to me and like me. I don't even know.

>>36476823
i want you to know that i have a loli hentai collection

I want to suck your dick. Always wanted to. Are you down?

>>36476731
>My depression
>My depression
>My depression
>My depression

Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I hate hearing this shit. God, fuck my shit cousin and "her depression". You decided to have three fucking children and slut around with multiple men who all left you, don't tear my extended family apart you WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE

"Do you think it's weird that I'm sexually attracted to dogs, cats, pigs, and squirrels?"

>>36476999
Trips, looks like you're texting this OP

Let me lick your little boipucci. Please god, I just want to lick that boipucci

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>>36476999
WHAT. I GOT THE TRIPS TOO?

This one is even worse. Say whatever at this point.

>>36477187
Why the fuck does your screen look like that

>>36477238
Does it look different than regular 4Ch? If so, probably because I'm using 4Chan X.

If the size, it's because I snipped it from the page.

Op is fag


(Is my submission)