/britfeel/

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ST GEORGE'S DAY EDITION

Who /sperg/ here?

A poll has just be released. SNP are down some and Tories are up a bit in Scotland

>>36475469
he has a lovely ket wig

I'm up to 61p now, 19p to go (we assume)

Suggest places for me to look. I've just couch dived so rule that out.

>>36475453
dont mind at all, at least britfeel is with me today

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6th for sad kanye posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibQR0tQ0P8

>>36475469
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGIAN WHO NEVER VISITED ENGLALAND

>>36475492
It's not his birthday. This feast day is on his day of death.

Chi fan le ma yinggan.

Wo ele

>>36475504
i think you're confusing him with santa

Get fucked SNP

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/855919265756696577

>>36475472
+1 origamioriginale

>>36475490
Kanye's supposedly doing alright these days which is nice.

http://www.eonline.com/news/844580/how-kanye-west-found-balance-in-his-life-after-his-breakdown

Hoping Turbografx 16 is still happening.

>>36475483
Tap neighbours door, say you found their beloved cat and say u need compensation of 19pence

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everyday at school truck boys kick my ass and taunt me
if i try to talk to a girl they shove me over and start making out with her in front of me
i had a gf but no one has seen her since she was sighted getting into the passenger seat of a truck at the end of last year
her parents have declared her dead but i know she's alive
she just belongs to the truck boys now
i don't blame her for not coming home
how could any girl leave a truck boy?
it cannot be done

>>36475517

I was watching the snooker earlier, dunno if you were, but there was a message on the divider in Chinese, saying "Sheffield, England's Innovation centre"

Made me quite happy that I understood the chinese stuff in the background

>>36475483
have you checked under the couch?

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>>36475531
same lad I hope the leaked tracklist is real, if so kanye has some patrician vidya taste

>>36475550
posted in the wrong thread god damnit.

>>36475528
>Scotland hates the Tories
>Would rather vote Tory than Labour

What the fuck has Labour done to Scotland recently? They used to love Labour.

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Eat Chinese takeaway.

>>36475585

Yeah, nothing under it either. Also checked under car seats, a few quid often slips down there

>>36475592
>Metroid Dread

I fucking wish.

>>36475483
Take the toilet apart, there's defo a few quid in the u bend m8

>>36475612
Purged all the Blairites maybe?

>>36475592
I heard that was either the tracklist or games he's sampling for the album. Either way, that's ridiculous because it's mostly Wii games.

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Evening lads, riddle me this

>Good job
>Good degree
>Loads of friends
>Can talk to women without loosing my shit
>People claim to enjoy my company
>Live in a nice city
>Not poor
>Good things keep happening to me generally

So why the fuck am I so miserable?
Why do I feel like shit 80% of the time?
I have nothing to be sad about but every night I get home, slump at my computer and feel like ending it all

>>36475622
under your bed?

>>36475531
Glad to hear it, listening to Kanye is one of the only things that makes me feel positive

>Hoping Turbografx 16 is still happening.
Man I really hope so

>>36475621

Maybe next week Xi, I'm still saving up for a coke this evening

>>36475628
Don't take the piss m8 That's what the toilet is for

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>>36475621
KEEP ON
TRUCCIN

>tfw cant tell if I'm comfy high or fucked up high

>>36475662

Unlikely, but I haven't checked so I will. The bed was only put in there a couple of weeks back.

>>36475659
Same senpai, I drink and it resets the ram, ready for next day.

>>36475582
>tfw still can't understand characters

>>36475659
>no gf
i have diagnosed the problem

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Date Chinese men.

36475751
Bit gay don't you think

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Britfeel on the left
R9K on the right

>>36475783
pepe fiveaces

>>36475783
Is this a take on a movie or something?

>>36475812
dumb internet history lad, you're better off just forgetting about it

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Haofellas

Oh, it's great being Chinese in a black country

>Black servants wont DARE start a fight with you

*Canes black servant*

>You get to fuck EVERY Black girl within a one-country radius with your beautiful big yellow...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

Was this one of you lads

>>36474004

Going to Florida in August with the GF Lads.

Anyone been Orlando before?

Advice?

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I wish to become a meme.
Post waifus

>>36475854
My disabled aunt always talks about the real goodfellas, her and her wheelchair friends can't wait to wank over it

Spermload.

>>36475882
Been a few times. Go shopping because everything is cheaper over there, Universal is better than Disney and it's really fucking hot all the time.

I've basically resigned to the fact I won't find 19p lying around tonight

>>36475854
ayo hol up, all da ho at the wimmins shelter be talin bout dis, shiiiiiet

What place is more depressing; /r9k/ or /pol/?

>>36475921
Anything over 15 degrees if fucking baking for me lad.

Kinda dreading it.

Hope we have a hot summer so I can adjust.

>>36475783
Ace Rimmer?

>>36475922
Can we set up a fund for this lad?

>>36475944
>Anything over 15 degrees if fucking baking for me lad.

I've been there over Christmas/New Year and it was in the 20s. In the summer it's well into the 30s. However, there's usually heavy rain every day or so that will cool it down for a few hours.

>>36475922
On the rob it is, go round the block try a few car doors bud

>discover sounding a few months back
>repulsed by it
>now i wank to it often with no problem

crazy how nature do that

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Truckfellas

Oh, it's great being a truck boy in a truck country

>Cyclists won't DARE start a fight with you

*drinks fresh bud

>You get to drive trucks and stuff

*cuts to truck driving scene*

>>36475935
Both, but it's more depressing when no one posts and the thread tanks...

>>36476014
>discover sounding
what is this?

>work at 9am tomorrow

Just kill me lads. Hopefully I'll be able to nab a cheeky half day.

>>36476034
Please see this post, Britons

>>36476061
>in work on a Sunday
Jesus isn't happy

>>36476014
I remember when rule 34 was a disgusting and unholy concept. Bit sad that my human powers of adaption are only being used as means to get off to increasingly depraved content.

Found a porn video based on us again https://www.xvideos.com/video23366512/_cock_ninja_studios_brother_sister_happy_fun_toy_time

>>36476061
Who is in charge of ur life really? You or boss man sheckelberg? Don't even phone in, text and say your "sick" which u are as ur on 4chan.

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>>36476053
sticking metal rods down your japs eye lad

>>36475922
>>36475959

Give me deets and I'll send you a fiver or something, fuck sake.

If you have bitcoin I can transfer.

post pic with (you) timestamp or some shit.

>>36476112
The fuck is wrong with people? Christ

>>36475898
i want to guro you

>>36476112
That girl looks tasty, got a link

Who else /ufc/ here?

BT sport lads

>that feel when chad but become a neet

such is life lads

>>36476124
This is everything that wrong with society, ur intentions are good but he should be a hunter gatherer and find the 19p for Diet Coke

>>36476162
/ufc/ is fucking barbaric imo.

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I'd rather not post myself, but here is the 61p with timestamp

I don't have bitcoin, only paypal

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>>36475898
It all depends on the definition that you're after, really.
Unfortunately your posts don't fit into the definition in the conventional sense.
And no one is imitating you in the secondary sense.

3 months no weed, could do with some after reading this abysmal bag of Shyte thread.

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>>36475922
Signing up to Qmee gets you 15p instantly, from there you can do a survey for 50p and transfer it directly into your bank account.

Bretty much how I make my pennies.

>>36476185
I'm fucking rich lad.

I don't spend enough in a year to get rid of the interest it generates sitting in my account.

I don't think a fiver is going to kill anyone.

>>36476221
daily reminder that you hard drug using stoneboys arent welcome in these threads

>>36476221
I've been cutting down too, I used to smoke every day for about 4 years now I'm down to once a week. Gunna put a full stop to it when I give up these fags.

>>36476234

I have 30p in the bank, can you buy a 80p can of coke with debit card, isn't there a 5bong minimum transaction?

>>36476215
I'd donate some shekels but Paypal isn't anonymous.

>>36476215
It always feels like I got no doe but really I have more than enough, if I knew how to send anon pennies I would, I'd also need a livestream of u going to shop and buying Diet Coke

>>36476162
The only time I've used BT Sport was on my computer because I wanted to watch a Premier League match or the NBA playoffs. The website looked like it was from 2005 and the videos only played on certain browsers.

>>36476263
No, there's no limit in supermarkets or stores unless it's some paki place.

>>36476195
i cant really think of anyone that works harder than some ufc fighters tbqh. it is pretty barbaric but we have always loved to watch people fight.

>>36476287
bt sport and virgin medias streaming services are so behind

Is it safe to use a 5 year old inhaler? Feels like my asthmas back

>>36476221
>>36476260
>TFW had to stop because it was adding to my severe panic attacks.

1 1/2 months now lads.

Can't wait to be able to smoke and chill again.

>>36476245
Same, are send him a tenner. Up it bro. Poker desu.

I'm gonna find this 19p by one means or another!

>>36476195
CM Punk getting battered was funny.

>>36476295
My dad has to cast BT Sport from his phone to a chromecast because the app doesn't work on the smart TV. The state of it.

>>36476328
U got a car, there's always pennies in the car

>>36476340
The fate deserved by all self-righteous straight edgers. They're like vegans, only with anger management issues.

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>>36475435
white women prefer black men edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36476292
dont personally like ufc but its just human nature to enjoy watching someone beat the living shit out of someone else, its more civilised than gladiators because they stop the fights before death

>>36476327
Tenner?

Fuck it, go on then, I want livestream of this jaffa going to buy diet coke tho.

>>36476361

Pennies in the car helped me bump it up from my original 32 to 54p.

I have 79p exactly in the bank, but I get the feeling I'll roll up there and the can of coke will be 80p.

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I won 15 quid from a slot machine once.

Who /luckylad/ here?

>>36476328
Just piss in a cup, u been drinking proper coke all day, piss in a cup be just like Diet Coke, done it loads, it's just the same bro :-)

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>>36476374
The vast majority of gladiator battles werent to the death.

>>36476340
I know very little about MMA but even I knew he was way our of his depth. He fucking skipped right at the guy and was taken out.

It's a shame the WWE killed his passion for wrestling because it'd be great to seem him wrestle in ROH or New Japan or whether, he was the guy that got me back into wrestling.

>>36476395
forgive me anon, tv had me fooled

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>want to fuck new Hayley Williams so much
>just like 13 year old me wanted to fuck old Hayley Williams

So.. we've come full circle..

>>36476366
The pensioners at the pub can't stop talking bout this, they say they are gunna get "the old girls" into it. Ffs.

>>36476380
you could genuinely ask to pay a penny and the rest on card... it'd be highly embarrassing though.

They would let ya do it in tesco.

>>36476374
Thing that pisses me off is times when that guys skull got kneed into oblivion.

"Oh, yeah we're all so shocked and saddened and wish him a speedy recovery"

Yeah, I'm sure it came as a massive shock that two gents battering living fuck owt one and other may cause harm. I'm sure you had their safety at prime concern as you were bellowing them to fucking comatose each other. Fuck about.

Found another 2p, we're up to 63p now

>>36476375
Innit Senpai :-)

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Why do I lust after celebrities so much?

>>36476374
i dont really watch the ufc either. i find it quite boring tbqh. i still have respect for them though because i know how hard it is. yeah, the rules deffo makes it more civilized.

think i would rather just watch a good action flick or something if i was in the mood for watching people fight.

>>36476388
I inherited 5.8M when I was 14.

I also won 25 squids on rainbow riches a few weeks back.

Kind of fucked me up tho.

>>36476380
Get two panda pops and stop whinging u big girl

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>>36476366
The old white women at the Reliant Robin appreciation club are most certainly not taking about this ffs

>>36475435
I met a girl.
I really like her and it seems like we are getting along very good.

After some time i asked her if she wants something serious and she said :

"Anon let's wait a bit and see how it develops"

What does that mean?
I don't know but 4chan always told me women never mean what they say.

>>36476455
Is she the one with the suprisingly THICC booty?

>>36476476
Anon I hate to break it to you but Panda Pops don't exist anymore, they haven't sold them for 10 years

>>36476500
>"Anon let's wait a bit and see how it develops"
Is she a teenager?

Quite like the idea of going back to uni for some post grad bollocks, then I had a think for a minute and realised in the 5 years since I graduated I've basically forgotten everything I learned.

Oh well.

found another two pennies, 65p now, we're getting there lads

>>36476518
She is 19 and i'm 21

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>>36476553
I remember when pop used to cost 50p a can.

>>36476525
you'd need to do a masters first.

often people completely change disciplines so they have to sort of start from the beginning.

Honestly you'd be fine. I'm going to go back myself. Anythings better than wageslaving.

>>36476553
i cant wait for you to describe how the guy at the counter reacts to you paying for this stuff in pennies

>>36476570

Found 10 danish krone (about 1 bong)

>>36476553
just fucking steal the can

>>36476500
f-f-f-friendzoned!

>>36476512
A-and curly wurlys?? Old fag 33 here. Was jokes desu.

>>36476500
If you're into her, say that's cool and stop talking ot her.

Seriously, if you want her to be interested, you need to STOP TALKING TO HER NOW.

She'll then go chasing you, it's stupid and it's bullshit, but it's women 101. If you show any more interest, it's over.

If she tries taking to you again, be civil, but act like she's not the only grill you're speaking to.

You're welcome.

>>36476595
fucking chavs in this thread I swear

>>36476595
Karma will bite him in the arse if he does that.

I haven't slept in 4 days lads. I'm thinking of going to the doctors

>>36476600
She never puts on make up and dresses her well.

Expect if she meets me is that a sign?

>>36476553

this anons endeavour to collect change to pay for a can of coke has been the highlight of my saturday night.

we're routing for you anon, don't let us down.

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Who else /TheSmiths/ here lads?

>>36476579
I have a masters already, was thinking of going back to do a PhD.

>>36476570
i remember i could an half decent scran for a quid back in the day. i could get like a can, a chocky bar and some crisps

>>36476597
Wait curly wurlys dont exist anymore?

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Shit the bed again, third time I've had to change the sheets.

post waifus

>>36476618
Why havent you slept? What's going on lad?

>>36476634
originally go back to bed grandpa

>>36476600
Congratulations- you have hit the nail on the fucking nails head.

>>36476651
I have no fucking idea lad

I'm tired all day during work and look forward to going to bed but it gets to this time and I'm wide awake.

>>36476626

I'm tempted just to try my luck with the 65p, I assume it'll be 80p at a garage, but I might be in luck and It'll be 65p or less.

>>36476633
even better.

At my last uni there was a tonne of stats classes/chem classes whatever for PhDs. You become a part of a separate postgrad community and you get helped to get to a standard in the first 6 months.

I remember a PhD student I sat next to brushing up on A level chemistry at one point.

Don't let your current lack of knowledge stop you.

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>>36476634
>tfw no more 10 freddos for a quid

>>36476668
Has this ever happened before? Yeah def go see someone.

>>36476677
Invest the 65p into penny stocks

>>36476627
Do love a bit of smiths personally

>>36476677
b&ms lad, 49p for a 500ml can of coke zero, had no idea they did 500ml cans

>>36476668
I've been having this happen recently but it was probably withdrawing off psych meds/anxiety etc.

Seriously though if you haven't slept a wink in 4 days I'd get to A and E.

You may be having a manic episode and I'd say with that little sleep you're on the cusp of psychosis. You need major sedation stat.

i fucking love miniegg

I'm tired as shit and pretty bored but I want a satisfying conclusion to dietcokeanons quest for coppers

>>36476679
What uni was that? I can't imagine all of them have that standard of helping post grads.

I was about to knock ex poly's but maybe they'd be better for people trying to brush up on a lot of knowledge, would somewhere like Oxbridge expect you to enter as a master of everything. No idea.

Cans of pop are still 39p in Heron Frozen Food

>>36476677
Just pay on your card, saying you forgot your wallet.

You'll probably find money on the floor on the way if you have a torch or something

>>36476627
I could never get into The Smiths and I really like indie pop and I'm from Manchester.

>>36476697
U got 24hr b&ms?

>>36476719
It was an ex poly tbf. But the department was world renowned. Yes even ex polys can produce great research.

If I were you I'd just try and get into whatever university produces solid research and has a discipline you're interested in. Don't worry about the rest.

>>36476621
Sounds like she's comfortable, but in a friend way, not a romantic interest, can be salvaged imo. But you have to start making her jealous.

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>>36476449
Lad I literally just did this during your writhing around.

One survey on consumer technology took 10 minutes.

about to watch i, daniel blake

this should be a gooden

>>36476686
>>36476697
>>36476723

Right, found another 10p, but it's a jersey 10p and looks very odd, although it should still be accepted.

I'm taking my 75p and hoping for the best, wish me luck lads, I'll report back in about 15-20 minutes

Fuck you pop-anon, I want a can of something fizzy and lemony now.

>>36476714

I'm off now with my 75p, I'll be back as soon as possible>>36476786

>>36476786
Don't wanna see the bog standard pic of a giant cock next to a can of Coke either u degenerate fuck

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Opinoins?

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>>36476806
You need to get on it lad

>>36476786
>>36476806
Good luck Anon, I'll try no to go to sleep

>>36476652
you dont own me

you cant treat me like one of your other toys

you dont owwwwn me

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Been reading a book by Erwin Rommel about his leadership of a detachment during WW1.

Does anybody else get kind of fucking depressed that their life never amounts to anything? Just 100 years ago these people fought bravely against their enemy, charged their enemy with complete disregard for their personal safety, and were coveted as heroes. They gave their lives for their country, where as I give nothing to the society I live in.

Kind of makes me hate myself that I'll never be like those truly great men.

>>36476769
This girl also has some trust issues and mental problems is that relevant or do all women work the same?
She was suicidal and is currently in therapy, she also had an abusive ex friend.
She told me that because of her abusive ex friend she keeps me at distant and is very careful.

And she already knows that i have feelings for her but she keeps meeting herself with me.
Sometimes she even asks me if i want to do something.

And she often says that i'm the most important person in her life.

We meet ourselfs almost every 2. weeks.

>>36476634
Saaame lad. Sick days them. 10 freddos for a quid.

>>36476901
You know the moral of WWI is we shouldnt glorify war, right? It was a horrific tragedy.

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If anyone is interested in signing up to Qmee cause Ive been shilling the fuck out of it here, here's 50p if you signup and cashout you can cashout at any amount of pennies

qm[dot]ee[slash]2X7J22R7DMRSK

>>36476907
All girls tell every man they are the most important to them, are u 10 years old or baitin? I don't know. NEVER let her know u like her, just do it on the sly

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>only just changed sheets
>gamble a fart
>shit my boxers again

What am I like lads?

>>36476840
Video games didn't exist when Schopenhaur was alive. Checkmate you Kant ripoff.

>>36476840
Men are enslaved by their penis, they can't even write an article about bashing the women without picking an attractive girl as a cover picture.

>>36476901
These truly good men

These...

Goodfellas

>>36476840
Is this satire or genuinely autistic?

I get it's cool to be edgy in the rest of 4chan, but can we not taint /brit/ with this pls.

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Boys I need your help.

>Be me
>Friends with an absolute qt 8/10
>We get super close, at school she puts her legs over me
>Tells me all her secrets and always confides in me
>During the holidays she messages me every day, always the first one to do it
>one fucking day she says how she had crippling anxiety and the only reason she is ok now is because she talks to me
>then she drops the bomb
>feels great to have a PLATONIC FRIEND
>i have a boyfriend anon
>WHAT THE FUCK

Guys I dont know what to do, I genuinely love this girl and it seemed like she felt the same thing for me but it turns out its not the case.

Do i kill myself?

>>36476932
I'm not really talking about the politics of the war. Rommel's Detachment on the Romanian Front made significant gains with great personal sacrifice. Yes war is horrible, but it produces great men, and gives their lives meaning.

>>36476939
thanks lad looks dope gunna get me a pot noodle in the morning thanks to you

All I'm learning from this thread is women are not to be trusted with your heart.

>>36476907
Just treat her as a friend and wait till she catches feelings my dude.

Then bone her and she'll be invested.

EASY

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Guys

I finally lost my virginity

>>36476986
There's only one thing to do now.

Fuck her boyfriend and cuck her.

>>36476753
Shall look into it, it's what I want and it's probably better than doing a 9-5, for a bit at least.

well lads thats the end of that, gf just broke up with me fuck it might just download tinder n go on a mad shagfest

>>36476948
So what should i do know?

Just ignore her even if she asks me if i want to do something?

I don't know but i think that would hurt her.
Because she already thinks i'm to good for her and she think that she is worth nothing.
And she often said that she would give up on life without me.

I can undestand if she wants to go slowly her ex-friend raped her and beat her up.

>>36476986
Stop talking to her as much, talk to other grills.
Make her jealous, but don't be a complete arsehole.
She'll think something's wrong with her and she'll try anything and everything to please you.

>>36477013
So let things come naturally?

I don't mind if it doesn't work out.
I just want her to be happy she already sufferd enough.

And i kind of know how she feels.

>>36476901
They fought in a war based on colonial dick waving and watched their mates die. They were also tricked or guilt tripped into signing up.

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>>36475592
I genuinely love Kanye

>>36477003
It kills ordinary men who just want to go home. There is no grand meaning to that. Just old men throwing young lives at points on a map.

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draw requests? considering filling out surveys to feed my booze habit.
I only need a few bongs to get pissed on some strong cans... that's like an hour of surveys (I speed read)... but I think I would feel degraded and i'm not bothered to deal with taxes and that shit

>>36477024
>I finally lost my virginity
Nice one lad. Story?

>>36477043
I would do that but its impossible to avoid her at school as I always sit next to her. I guess I can try talking to other girls and ignore her messages is she send any tomorrow

>>36477052
I'm not talking about the reasons why they went to war or the politics surrounding it, I'm talking about their individual actions and the personal sacrifices they made.

>>36475476
Not really a surprise. I'm hearing more and more Scots are turning on the SNP because she does nothing to improve Scotland but instead bangs on about a second referendum.

She is doing doing the Argie Kirchner routine.

>>36477087
She seems to forget the people voted to stay only a couple of years ago. I really dont like the level of resentment the SNP kicks up.

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>>36476643
>Shit the bed again
How in the bloody hell did you manage that?

>>36476643
> Shit the bed again
How and why lad?

>>36476308
It's not usually advised.

>>36477051
Nothing comes naturally, it's all bullshit.

People don't know what they want most of the time. Why do you think advertising is such big business in the world?

I bet you've heard of Apple, HTC and Samsung?

Have you ever heard of Syonmec?
No, because NOBODY knows of Syonmec because people don't feel like they need it.

People feel like they need a product from Apple, or Microsoft, or Samsung, which is why they sell so well. Not knowing that Syonmec makes like 80% of their product.

You need to market yourself better my dude.

>>36477080
Don't ignore, just cold it down. Chill with other friends, bit a bit more distant. Just enough for her to lose the feeling of power and security.

>>36477115
Well a lot are wising up to the fact she is more than willing to ignore the will of half of the country just for her own greed.
Glad for the Scots though, sooner they rid themselves of the SNP (or her at the least) the better.

you guys seen the pinworm thread?
fucking lol
>>36473432

Anyone else still watching Better Call Saul?

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Well, I took 76p with me, thinking it might be enough, but when I got there it turned out to be 99p.

I asked if I can split some card and some cash, even for payments under a pound, and he said I could. I said to the guy on the counter if I could pay 60p on the card, and the rest in pennies

He let me have the can for free

>>36477151
I don't know.

But she already said so often that i'm funny and good looking.
She almost says it every time i meet her.

She is really strange and conversations with her are almost everytime really strange.
She kind of has a really low self esteem.

I think if i would go to her and say to her that she is worth nothing she would probaly kill herself.

>>36477213
No, how is it?

>>36477232
>99p for a can of coke

What the fuck? You can get one of those fuckhuge energy drinks for that price.

>>36477232
>He let me have the can for free

what a beautiful bastard he is

>>36477232
Fucking kek Anon, glad I didn't go to bed

Hop you enjoy the can

>>36477208
Fucking underrated.

I think I just woke up my neighbours.

>>36477232

>PRAISE THE LORD

we can all sleep now right?

>>36477252
The best parts are Mike and the black and white flash forwards at the start of the season. I dont really care about Jimmy's lawyer feud with his autist brother.

>>36477183
But what if she just decided that her boyfriend is the better option after this? I know youll probably say that means I should forget her but it kills me inside to think that I cant be her.

Shes the first girl in years I would have felt confident asking out and now all of that is shattered

>>36477232
Glad I got to see the conclusion. Drink it down son.

>>36477232
S C R E E N C A P
O P

Diet coke will go down as /brit/ history now.

Happy for you anon.

>>36477285

everyone should heed this advice:
>>36475098

>>36476681
I remember when you could get 20 for a quid.
Now be lucky to get 4.

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>>36477208
jesus

>>36475174
>finally going to lose your virginity
>girl has maggots in her minge
what do?

>>36477318
I wonder how bitter Chinkspam Anon is feeling. In one night Diet coke anon has become a more welcomed part of /britfeel/

>>36477318
Why do you lads keep saying /brit/?
Its /britfeel/. The feel isn't silent.
>>36477232
Good lad. Enjoy your can

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>>36477118
>>36477132

>entrust Len with making me a meme
>he results to scatological humour

i personally think the chinese/truck/robin memes are good. keeps my mind off degenerate pornos.

>>36477232
what shop are you going to at half 1 in the morning?

>>36477400

An esso petrol station shop

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I had a breakdown lads, I planned to kill myself by the end of this month. I stopped going to work, paying rent/earning money.

Everything fell apart this month, worst of all I neglected my plant. i'm gunna get better and as I do I'm gunna make this beauty grow back again.

I've clipped the dead leaves and put some new water in there, I'm hoping with some sunlight he'll get big and strong like I told him he would.

Life is strange lads.

>>36477391
One day a three wheeled truck driven by xi will lead us into a new age

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>>36477232
Please include me in the screencap britdesu

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lads... i hope Jezza wins... I don't want rich bastards to steal all my money and ruin the economy... wat do?

>>36477447
post em if you got em lads

>>36477429
>i'm gunna get better and as I do I'm gunna make this beauty grow back again.

do it proud lad. i have a plant too.

keep going lad. i believe in you.

>>36477240
Wait what?

Just fucking ask her out then my dude.
>>36477379
idk, not too many feels in these threads desu senpai.

>>36477362
Probably busy watching sibling porn desu senpai.

>>36477429
piss on it. plants dig nitrogen. shit is so cash. it's like having sex with them. unless your piss is, like, disgusting and toxic

>>36477400
my local turkish shop is open till 3. the madman doesnt care about his workers at all. I go there sometimes after midnight so they dont feel like theyre just standing around for no reason

Right, bedtime

See you lads tomorrow

>>36477467
DESU none of them are fit for PM.

Only reason I'll be voting J-Corbs is because having a 1 party system is fucking awful. Which is Tories win, will happen...

What Mummy May is doing atm holding a GE when all other parties are in chaos just isn't cricket.

>>36477514
Watch out for the monster under your bed, lad.

>>36477232
Enjoy the coke laddo. I bet it tastes great. If you can try and leave some positive feedback for the lad that works there somehow like an email or Twitter or anything. Don't say you got shit for free, just say he is always helpful etc, hopefully it'll help him out.

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bit shit re: politics...
I really want a kekistani party of some sort... if anyone can guarantee it wont be headed by complete and utter shitmongs.

any of you lads on fb? quite a few meme pages, sadly mostly racist and shite content....

>>36477520
It's not really her fault the other parties are fucking around and not ready for an election. Sure that's probably had something to do with her calling one but it's also the parties fault for not being ready all the time. They should have been ready to go the second she mentioned holding a new election.

>>36477545
>I bet it tastes great

Just finished, and honestly one of the best tasting cokes I've had.

Today didn't end too badly at all.

>>36477232
I have a crate of diet coke here m8. If you lived in South Manchester, I would have give you a few cans.

>>36477587
You mean today didnt start too badly?

https://youtu.be/_RPXO4k3ybA

Scary story time

>>36477594
Don't you see, anon?
The diet coke itself means nothing, it was the struggle,

>>36477615

Look outside the window anon, I saw kim's missle flying overhead while I was out on the road.

>>36477483
Before she told me everything i asked her out and she said we should wait and see how it develops.
At that point i only knew her for 1 -2 months and the broke up was 2-3 weeks ago.

She is very very careful.

She has depressions, bulimia and cuted herself before she met me.
She told me that her former boyfriend beat her and kind of raped her.
And after he broke up with her she had a break down and now has trust issues and told me that she can't love anymore.
She only went with him because she thought that no one would come for her and she really thought that beating and other shit was love.

But i'm not sure what i should do know.
I still meet her and i really enjoy the time with her.
But how long is this "let's see how it develops" and did she even meant that what she said?
Or does her "let's see how it develops" means "No, it won't work out"

And i think i'm the only one that saw her good dressed with make up.
She even kind of intruduce me to her parents.

>>36477587

I'm glad you enjoyed it anon, your mission success made my night.

>>36477585
Literally 1 month ago, she said she wasn't going to hold a GE.

When tories look like they can remove all opposition they suddenly decide to hold a GE.

Now she's holding on and our next gov will be in parliament until 2023

Does seem a bit suspect.

What are you lads doing tomorrow? I think I'll sleep in and then revise a bit for a monday test I have. Didnt do shit today so have to work on it

>>36477508
Don't mind turks desu because they're always open late

>>36477695
Sleep in, go for a walk, play some games because I dropped like 70 quid on steam games today

>>36477695
Sleep for way too long, walk the doggo and play vidya/shitpost all day.

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Check em lads haha

>>36477695
Was thinking of going to church but stayed up late getting high so guess I'll lay around like the disgusting sack of shit I am.

>>36477695

Visiting grandad, and mostly shitposting on britfeel.

>Try to check my bank account again
>Fucking closed again
is internet banking only available during business hours or some shit?

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>>36477748
Amateur. You do it like this

>>36477748
Kek chose to acknowledge your greed by placing lucky trips mid post number

/brtifeel/ always delivers better content than every other thread on /r9k/

>>36477778
Banks close internet banking to do their maintenance in the middle of the night on weekends

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>>36477778
One off. Unlucky lad

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>>36477748
What a pleb.

Origami

>>36477753
Is he ill or something or just a routine visit?

>>36477731
What doggo do you have?

>>36477824

Just a routine visit. He's almost 90 and still drives, his mother lived to 99, so I think I have good genes.

>>36477846
Fat ol' mutt.

>>36477232
Are you serious? All that fuss for a bleedin' diet coke?

I like the feeling when spunk comes out the end of your cock

>>36477673
just be there when she needs you and show she can always rely on you... if you care that much..

Love you too much to leave, dont like you enough to stay.

Does anyone else feel like as they have got older feelings and experiences are really subdued. I think back to memories when I was a bit younger and I felt so much more back then, even as much as the smells and feel of a summer night for example.

Is this just a part of growing old, or maybe I am depressed?

I don't have a bad life compared to others, but everything is just so underwhelming.

>>36477855
Lucky you, my family has a history of cancer, especially the males. My granddad died ages 26 so Im not counting on too much

>>36477387
Ah. I kind of figured it wasn't you. Especially seeing as I haven't seen you make multiple calls before. So what? Are you in contact with lenlad outside of the threads?

>>36477868
Kek.

I don't just want to be a friend.
I want to fuck her too she is fucking hot.

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If I said 'doctor meme', you'd probably think of pic related.

This is what passes as a doctor meme on reddit

https://i.imgur.com/SqBAyae.jpg

>>36477855
That's great late. My granddad is 85 and much the same. See him for a pint and a meal every week. Lovely stuff.

>>36477882
It feels like I can't properly experience life anymore desu but its probably not what you mean, I'm probably just mental. But like, when its a nice day and I'm sitting there I can't take it in, it just feels like I'm experiencing it the same way I'd see a desktop background.

>>36477585
she has obviously done it on purpose lad. it was a smart move by her.

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Got asked to do a political survey today lads.

Gave everything to Tories bar immigration.

Mummy May bringing it home.

>>36477859
It's the little things anon. One day you'll realise that.

>>36477897
>Post a doctor meme on /r/doctormemes
>Expect le epic upvotes
>Receive a lethal upjection of le morphine instead

>tfw your Saturday night consists on waiting to see if some anon probably hundreds of miles away can get a can of diet coke by the end of the night

who's going to church tomoz?

Did we scare off that newfag from the other day?

>>36477977
No because >>36477749
Maybe next week

>>36477692
>>36477919
No denying. Strike while the others are at their weakest.

Still think more of the blame can be laid on the other parties for not getting their shit together. They should never take what any other party say at face value.

>>36477918
It's similar to that.

The thing that makes me realise I am this way is something will trigger a memory, ie I'm walking down the street and I'll randomly remember an evening that looked like this a few years ago, then the feelings from that time will flood back, and compared to now they are so strong, even though it's not a memorable event.

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>>36478013
you have become numb to life and living.

>>36477886
My dads dad died at 53 my dad was like a wreck when he got to 50, worrying, he's 75 now still drinking 8 cans a day and smoking 50grams of navy a week

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This has been an extremely comfy britfeel tonight

Lads I got drunk with my dad tonight

He started talking about porn. He said he had a stash in the cellar and I could enjoy it any time I want.

I told him I have the internet, but he said "Pff, this stuff can't be found on the internet son."

I got curious, and let's just say it was extreme. What do I do lads?

the online gf wants to skype AGAIN

we have nothing to talk about and there's always loads of awkward pauses, why doesn't she take the fucking hint

>>36478077
You tell us exactly what type of porn it was.

>>36478077
you post it here of course

>>36477953
Jesus, we still waiting? I put my kids to bed, fell asleep, kid woke me up and were still waiting?? Pop-anon where u at?

>>36478077
M-maybe he just means it's so old they dont have it there?

>>36478077

I had a similar situation, I found some porn from 1977 in the attic, and nothing online compares. The fact bushes were very common for one, the more realistic expressions of joy on their face.

Even the storylines were more exciting.

>>36478086
>he's just now realising women demand attention 24/7
They're like children.

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>>36477855
>>36477906
>paternal grandparents lived until their late 80s
>dad is in his 60s with a poor diet and still doing ok and also has a hairline some 30 year olds will envy

>maternal grandparents died in their 60s
>males on that side of the family went bald
>also one of my Mum's brothers died of an aneurysm

It's touch and go here

>>36478107
>Pop-anon where u at?
>>36477232

here

>>36478086
Show her ur moobs

>>36478107
He got it, the lad in the garage let him have it for free. It's up there somewhere.

>>36478013
I guess maybe it is just a part of getting older. For me its music that does it though. 99% of the time I'm numb to my emotions but I'll hear a song that I listened to in my youth and it'll transport me back like nothing else can. Feels like i'm there.

Its a weird feeling because I'm completely dead inside these days. Mainly because it hurts to think of the past so I just shut out any emotion. When I hear that music though it brings it all out and its weird to feel stuff again.

>>36477922
My father has said for several years that she will never become prime minister. Although she has slightly proven him wrong through a loophole, I too am beginning to doubt her winning this snap election. And this is with both of us be conservatives all our lives.

>>36478107
>kids
Sad!

>>36478139
I don't have moobs lad, and anyway she's a bit of a prude sadly

>>36478093
it was of the classical pianist variety

>>36478077
animal farm? desssu

>>36478140
I will rest easy now. Excellent news for all involved and pop-anon alike

>>36478152
Ur father is a she? Impossible even in these gender bi racially inclusive neutral times desu ;)

>>36478147
Wow thanks anon I think I may have figured it out.

I repress all my worries (big and small) and I think a side effect is that all my emotions, feelings and experiences are being repressed too. I definitely get you about the music.

I think I need to fix my problems, or atleast make a start, so I don't have to repess them. When I've fixed stuff in the past it's definitely worked. I've never really realised that before.

This place is the only place I can speak about anything.

Barbers tomorrow
Terrified. I hate going through this shit.

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>>36478246

No no anon, read it out aloud.

"My father has said for years that Xi will never become prime minister"

>>36478246
Please read more carefully
>Although she has slightly proven him wrong through a loophole
She referring to PM May, him referring to my father

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People ITT really are autistic arent they

>>36478291
It'll be fine anon, don't worry, just think how better you'll look.

>>36478294
Most hated 'meme' on /britfeel/ and he keeps doing it.

More of Diet Coke lad instead please.

About to smoke the last of my heroin lads. Gonna promise myself not to buy more.

>>36478152
You and your father are both idiots. The Conservatives are obviously going to win this election by a landslide.

>>36478291
I walked out halfway through a haircut once cos panic attack, worst mistake ever.

>>36478294
mind = blown
breddy gud brah

>>36478347

>Anon goes up to his dealer
>Asks to pay half in used twnties, half in bitcoin
dealer gives anon a hit for free

>>36478340
Next he'll say there are 3 - 4 xi posters as if that makes it better

>>36478380
Was expecting a lethal dose. Nice suprise lad thanks.

>>36478381
But how else is he going sidestep taking the blame? It's the most laughable excuse.

>>36478349
Yeah you're right. I had a sort of brain fart and forgot how our system worked

>>36478347
Homeless friend tried to push me onto that yesterday. Told him to fuck off.

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>>36478329
*sc-reeeeeeeech*
*truck boys pulls up*
"Looks like we got ourselves a live one boys"
*truck chief grabs you by your hind legs and throws you in the truck runthole squealing*

truck boys

>>36478424
It's Poleaboo lads. I know it.

>>36478329
what did you fucking expect?

deeeessuu~

>>36478424

There are at least 3 Xi posters though.

Just let the meme die naturally.

>>36478436
He's hardly a great advertisment for it. Neither am I desu.

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Just popped in to post a Reliant Robin.

Enjoy

>>36478329
>Goes on website known to contain autistic people
>Goes to board with highest density of autistic people
>Calls people autistic
You're a genius mate. You should go to the zoo next, point at the giraffes and shout "GIRAFFE, GIRAFFE!" haha what spaz.

>>36478478
It's already dead.

ori

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>>36478329
>come to 4chan
>"Wait, everyone here has autism!?"

>>36478555

Exactly, so you can rest easy now.