Heres a good one, 420 WEED LMAO edition
>coming back home from cardio at the gym
>too exhausted to focus on peoples faces
>walk past a group of people
>"Hey anon!"
>it's one of my few acquaintances from classes
>a chad with a posse of stacys
>"oh hey didn't see you there"
>"Whats up?"
>"nothing much, just celebrating the holiday weekend"
>"What?"
>realize that only my autistic group of stoner autists and I have extended the faux marijuana themed holiday to the entire weekend
(like Easter weekend or labor day)
>I am embarrassed to say it out loud but i have to explain myself
>"420" i reluctantly utter
>"Oh..."
That look of cringe they gave me I will never forget. The amount of immaturity I displayed was disgusting in all honesty, I wish i wasn't like this.
>>36474555
B O N U S R O U N D
Happened 2 minutes after OP
>In my building dorm waiting for the elevator
>Smell like the fat sweaty pig that i am after cardio
>a group of girls congregates waiting for the elevaor as well
>didn't want to go in close close quarters with women smelling the way i did
>pretend that i read a text and i had to go outside
This happened twice before i got the elevator to myself.
weedheads are pathetic!
>in store
>avoid lines with pretty cashiers
My daily ritual.
>qt girl gives me gum
>accidentally leave chewed up wad of gum stuck on girls laptop
>>36474908
Oh I feel you, one time a girl that i was interested watched me hork up a ball of steak because it was mostly ligament and i thought that was disgusting.