PENIS INSPECTION DAY AT UNIVERSITY TOMORROW

>>36472287
Go -15 fdp !

>>36472287
Penis what?
The west is weird i tell ya.

>>36472287
We had those in elementary school?

>forgot to dye my pelvis again

Golly gee

>>36472467
It's just a shitty french meme.

>>36472287
>PENIS INSPECTION DAY AT UNIVERSITY
This should've stopped after middle school, you must be at some university for retards

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>>36472287
Oh you're fucked now.

> standing in line for penis inspection
> line is moving quickly, there's only 4 ahead of me
> suddenly realize that I don't have a penis
> oh my god, what am i going to do?
> panic
> what the fuck happened? why don't I have a penis anymore?
> oh fuck, how am I going to explain why I don't have a penis anymore?
> there's only 1 ahead of me now
> did I do something wrong that caused me to lose my penis?
> why didn't I keep better track of my penis?
> now that I think about it, I'm not sure I've ever had a penis
> it's my turn now
> oh god, how do I explain this?
> a hand reaches out at me
> the hand pulls my elastic waistband out
> they peer down to do the inspection
> suddenly I wake up
> realize it was all a dream

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>Got a doctor's note that states that my penis has already been inspected a week before

Feels great man

>>36473885
this is why you have penis inspection days, luckily you got a warning dream

why does no one else remember small penis execution day? lost many of robots throughout the years.

>tfw below the 7x5.5 minimum
Jelqing doesn't work. I need another solution.

>>36472287
Are hernia checks just excuses for doctors to look at people's dicks?

>penis inspection day in middle school
>teacher has us up line up and turn so we're all shoulder to shoulder
>friend is right next to me so at least I can talk until the person gets to me for measurements
>we're talking about vidya and shit when he suddenly reaches down and flicks my cock
>"Dude wtf that's gay"
>flick his puny dick for revenge
>"Oh yeah? Try this on for size, faggot"
>this time he grabs my dick and starts tugging
>literally nobody else has touched my dick besides me in my entire life so this sensation is totally new
>start getting hard
>grab faggot friend's dick and start tugging too so he can get a taste of his own medicine
>his pecker is so small I have to use my thumb and forefinger to get it to the point where I can use my palm
>soon we're beating each other's meat furiously while laughing at how much of faggot the other person is
>other kids turn and see what the fuss about about before recoiling in disgust
>suddenly it becomes a contest to see who's the literal fucking faggot that would actually cum
>so busy trying our hardest to get each other to cum that we didn't notice the penis inspector was only 1 person away from me
>"oh fuck, stop, homo. I'm up next"
>the kid next to me is getting his girth measured when I realize no amount of flicking my balls is going to make this boner disappear in the next minute
>start getting really nervous and try to fap my erection away, but my efforts are in vain
>the school district penis inspector marks down his last measurement and sidesteps over in front of me
>he looks at my dick and then back up at me
>"I guess we can just measure it as is"
>he grabs my dick with his large rough hands and flips around to inspect every angle
>notice his hands are pretty warm
>he takes out the measuring tape, wraps it around the thickest part of my dick, and jots down the numbers
>for the length measurement he tries to line up the measuring tape with my dick, but it keeps slipping from all the pre-cum

>>36476725
>he tries to line it up, applying a decent amount of pressure to keep the tape measure in place
>feel a warm tingling sensation in the pit of my cock
>he fumbles again and has to line it up
>he places his thumb over the tape at the base of my dick
>his thumb glides slowly up to the bottom of my glans
>feels too good man
>realize I've passed the point of no return as he leans in to read the measurement
>feel the torrent of mayonnaise flowing through my urethra
>ohno.jpeg
>with an audible squelching sound the jizz leaves my body at record speed
>I close my eyes in a mixture of shame and fear
>"okay, it looks like you're at 5 and ha-"
>the cum is still dribbling out as I open my eyes
>the inspector's face is drenched in cum and the friend to my right is convulsing while trying to hold back laughter
>"I-I'm sorry"
>he sighs, his face surprisingly calm
>"It's alright, it just means your penis is healthy"
>takes out a handtowel from his penis inspection pack and wipes his face
>he tells me to go to the nurse's office and clean up

>get back to class
>everyone is whispering and laughing at me for cumming in the penis inspector's face
>apparently the faggot "friend" whose dick tugging was responsible for it all was the one that told everyone
>try really hard to hold back tears for the rest of the school day
>get home and tell mom I'm being made fun of for cumming at school
>change schools

anybody else fucking hate penis inspection day?

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>tfw its penile probation period

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>>36476858
>Teacher filed the the anal analysis application

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>>36477685
>tfw you notice a spelling error 2 nanoseconds after hitting post

What happens to people who fail PID? Do they go to the school councilor?

>>36477898
They go to a special school if their penis is too small. It's weird, cause when my friend went there, they never called or anything, it's almost like he stopped existing.
Also his parents acted as if he never existed, it's the strangest thing.