WTF is wrong with women??

Go sort out your mental trauma from /b/ at >>>/adv/

Seriously, what the fuck. You'd think this was a really obscure thing but there's tons of girls into it

>>36469075
gonna need a sauce on this my dudes

>>36469126
This, it's really bizarre how many women have fucked a dog or let thier dog eat them out.
Dogs get more human poon than me.
Dogs.

>>36469167
It is pretty common in families with a daughter and a dog that the daughter loses her virginity to her dog.

>yfw your oneitis gets fucked by Fido ThunderKnot

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>she'd rather fuck a dog than you

I'd rather have a girl that used to fuck dogs than one who has ever fucked a groid.

>>36469126
>literally no proof beyond a few anons having seen a handful of pictures on a board for Mongolian basket weaving

>>36469075
WOOFED

>>36469336

You're kidding yourself if you think that there are women out there who live with dogs and haven't tried getting fucked by them.

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>>36469075
well, time to get in a dog costume and go to weird girls

>>36469075
Wtf this slut could have fk all of the Chada but she fks a doggo...

>>36469243
>make it so you can't fuck until you're 25 and out of school

what did you think was gonna happen
>yfw bestiality is a valid solution to the Hypergamy Problem

>>36469336
there was a Reddit thread I've seen a long time ago. crazy amount of replies of women letting their dogs fucking them. something about them thinking they're friends.

>>36469243
>pretty common
You wish.
Might as say its common for girls to break their virginity getting themself off on water park fountains. Both do happen, but not exactly often.

>>36469372
>>36469408
Not saying it doesn't happen; just that it's a very small percentage of female dog owners, contrary to what you mouth-breathers fantasize about

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>>36469075
dogs are good wingdogs for a reason. women love dogs because they lick their pussy on command.

>>36469413
>Might as say its common for girls to break their virginity getting themself off on water park
Are there videos of it?

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that fucking face of la doggo

>>36469707
Just one last thrust and I can lock in, just one more...

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>>36469075
They are IMMORAL, HUMAN-CENTRIST FILTH, like about 90% of the ENTIRE HUMANITY.

That is why they do not get it in their rotten, filthy brain, that fucking with animals is wrong, even if they would not suffer.

I hate people.

>>36469126
>>36469372
>source : me, duuh...

>>36469860
You are just jealous because most dogs have bigger dicks than you.

>>36469887
source is all the bestiality videos I can easily Google

>>36469657
I think there was one actually. Some lolis parents used it to sue a park, saying the fountain was badly installed or such. But shit is ancient so gl finding that.

>>36469457
>just that it's a very small percentage
Nah. I'm not saying that every woman does this.

But AT LEAST 20-30% of all women who have dogs get fucked by their dogs. You are naive to think this is not the case.

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>>36469243
WHAT THE FUCK NO THIS IS NOT FUCKING TRUE LIKE A DOG POPPED A SMALL INNOCENT GIRL NO THIS IS FUCKING LIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOLULULULULU

>>36469887
15 000 000 results on Google on "Woman fucks dog"
>I-it almost never happens!

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>>36469892
No I am not. Dogs will be making some great, loayal comrades in the coming battle against the filthy degeneracy of the latest breed of humanity. When the Days of Purification will come.

X ray dog bestiality is the best though

>was going to shitpost with webms of horses and pigs fucking girls
>turns out I deleted it all last month
fuck this gay earth why did i get rid of them

>>36470216
Last month I got rid of my facebook collection of all the females in revealing clothing, I miss it too. I deleted my account prior to that so no going back to my sickening habits of fapping to them.

>>36469999
You're letting memes seep into your reality

>>36470064
>google motorcycle granny tranny midget porn
>About 775,000,000 results (1.02 seconds)

>>36469110
Hello there Reddit!

Also special little liberal snowflakes like you are not welcome here. out out out!

dogs > men. not even kidding.

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>>36469075
>you'll never be knotted by a fat doggy cock
One of my biggest fetishes is actually being a big dog's breeding bitch.

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>>36469075
Seem natural in brazil

What goes through a dog mind when fucking a human? They have to know they can't produce children, right?

>bonding with the family dog
As long as she sucks me off while doing it, all good. Better that than "I am going to a party, anon. You trust me don't you, tee-hee"

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>>36470794
>One of my biggest fetishes is actually being a big dog's breeding bitch
That can be arranged easily.

t. Katdolf

>>36469075
It has to do with being "owned" by literal beasts I'm pretty sure. Dogs don't really ask for your consent you know, so it's a rape fantasy

I have a curious tale about dogfucking
>there's a little town with not much people in it
>next door neighbor's a single woman with one big ass mixed breed, this things mom must have humped a bull or something
>Dog is known as being rather misbehaving and the woman not having him under control, avoid the doggo
>at some point dog gets shot after it ran after a teen on a derby and lunged him down before it mauled the arm of the teen that simply rode past them while they were on a walk
>it's shit backwoods country nobody wears any proper protection while riding these things
>Turns out that said woman was living out the dream of being the dogs breeding bitch, letting the dog fuck her when-ever and as such the dog got too full of himself and this all happened because it was not under any control
>teen lost most usage of his arm due to nerves getting fucked and shitty small town doctors

I think there are pretty disgusting fetishes but as long as it's two consensual humans it's their thing.
Fucking an animal is so mentally twisted that I can't comprehend it.
Fucking a dead women "makes more sense".

>>36471060
Probably something similar to what a human male thinks during sex.

>>36471696
Well, I mean, the dog consents, doesn't it?

>>36469259
Underrated

>Bypass the bot

>>36471060
Dogs do not realize, that "children" are the result of fucking. It took ages even from the humans to get the connection, and at that point, the human males became extremely possessive about their females. Also, dogs, as well as any other animal species, do not segregate other animals into species, like humans do. They just see individuals of different shapes and forms, and usually feel attracted to those reminding their own selves most. It's different between the dogs and the humans tho, as a dog is so used to humans that it may feel attracted to them too, at least in the lack of anything better. It may happen between other species too, I just heard about this pig house, where there are male pigs who like to fuck human males. One human male actually got caught being fucked by a pig and there was news stories about it all over.

t. Katdolf

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>>36471462
But I don't have a dog, anon, nor can I get one.

>>36472513
You will have. Many of them. When the time will come.

>>36471670
>a person loses a fucking limb because a roastie was being a degenerate

really activates my almonds

>>36472513
Just pick one from the street

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>>36472556
W-what do you mean, anon?

Anon pls

white women fuck dogs

*cant find that goddamn song

>>36469075 -
KNOTTED

>dogs don't spread rumours after you fuck
>dogs don't ignore you after you fuck
>dogs are nice to you for other reasons than getting into your pants
>if you rape your dog he won't cry to anyone about it
>dogs are easily accessible and your parents won't suspect a thing
Not a gril and not a dogfucker but I can see where they're coming from

>>36473220
I just wish they weren't so ok with it.

I mean, there is not a day I don't boggle on my fetishes and wishes. Let alone not make an effort to seem normal. Meanwhile these people go as far as taking pictures smiling while the doggo busts a nut in their assholes.

>>36469075
Thats why I don't trust single women with big dogs

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>>36473337
>tfw no doggo to bust a nut in my asshole

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>>36470794
>tfw ywn have a gf (male) who you corrupt and turn into a breeding bitch for knots

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literally pic related

original

>>36469361
Underrated post. Made me chuckle

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>>36475288
>tfw you're not cute enough to somebody's degenerate gf (male)

>>36471897
>bypass the bot
I read that as
>bypass the knot

>>36476559
>tfw you're not cute enough
Why makes you not cute enough?

>>36477188
I'm 6'3," out of shape, and have a deep voice.

That, and my face it pretty meh.

>>36477377
Those things would make it hard to be the girl (male) but you could probably date one.

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>>36473220
>>if you rape your dog he won't cry to anyone about it
EVERYONE RAPING ANIMALS DESERVES TO BE BURNT ALIVE. In the ovens heating up already.

>>36472513
Just saying that my brave soldiers will need some entertainment from time to time. :)

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>tfw your dick reacts to that pic

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>ywn be fucked by this

>>36469361
BARKED

how do good bois even compete?

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>>36478074
Why are horsecocks so aesthetic?

Think how awesome it would be if women were able to breed with any animal. Imagine a girl giving birth to puppies or having to get an emergency c-section because she's having a calf.

>>36471056
Nope. This was one case. This woman is retarded (Monica Matos, If you horny cunts wanna know).