Femanons, how many beta orbiters do you have? Why?

None. Because they know there's no chance of sex.

>>36468585
>Because they know there's no chance of sex.
If that were true, beta orbiters wouldn't even be a thing in the first place.

>>36468638
Yeah but if they orbit straight girls they can at least tell themselves they might someday get laid.
Not so much with a total dyke.

zero
overweight, face that's covered in braille poetry, not involved in nerd culture/alt culture/metal culture/etc, blick

>>36468585
I think that's the funniest thing anyone has ever said, my friend has orbited so many girls that he knew there was no chance of sex with I can't even count how many.
I'm no better I get liked initially for my looks and then reveal my power level until it's ogre.

>>36469005
>blick
By far the worst offense

>>36469005
exercise
acne medication
pick up a hobby
what the fuck are you waiting for

Lol, I study Physics. I'd say close to 50. Pretty much every guy in my study association has probably thought about me. I'm also the hottest female in there and there aren't many to begin with.

Petty much everyone of those nerds is probably somewhat in love with me.

I've been asked out countless times and had many people tell me they like me. I lost count and don't even remember them all.

Last Valentines I received some 15 love letters, lol.

I, of course never ever would get myself involved with any of them. There is maybe two guys who I'd be into. Both very tall and very smart but they never showed interest.

>>36468519
none because all my online friends think I'm a dude. it's to the point where I'm orbiting them.

>>36469680
>Last Valentines I received some 15 love letters, lol.
Post some of them pls. I'd love to see them.

>>36468585
>>36468766

It's not because of the lack of sex. It's because you're a dyke. Sometimes it's enough to orbit a popular girl and leech off her popularity. It might actually help you out with the ladies.

>>36469728

If I do that I will out myself and I don't want to do that. They are written on special forms that we printed out for a "secret Valentines" event.

Also they are not in English so...

But if you want the gist of it, most just sperged some pun joke or literally just wrote their name.

>>36469774
>also they are not in english
that means most of the readers are probably on the other side of the earth and rest who are a bit nearer to you have never heard of you. if there is sensitive information you can censor it.

>>36469824

No means no, anon.

This is why I never reveal myself.

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>>36469680
>>36469774
Yesss....YESSSSS...

>>36469894
Good choice. The neckbeards on /r9k/ are never satisfied. Don't give them an inch.

Used to have 2. Now only one.

One was just bothering me over social media, respectfuly told him to leave me alone and he did.
Other was blocked, but still stalks me on my favorite range.

>>36468519
0 because I'm ugly and retarded

>>36470057
Is it still beta if it's very aggressive orbiting?

>>36468519
I only have two but they are my only friends, so i reward them from time to time

>>36471037
>so I reward them from time to time
Elaborate pls

>>36470057
...Kaiju?

>>36471093
I allow then to give me hugs and a kiss on the cheek. Soometimes we just hang out in my pool and chill and I'll weara slightly lewd bikini

>>36471121
?
>>36470826
There is nothing aggresive about it. He convinced one ROs to tell him when I'm on range, so he just shows up there and bothers me while I'm trying to relax.

none, since I'm a neet and my neet boyfriend lives with me. I'm not good at conversation and lost any regular contact with the outside world.

>>36471454
>neet girls still get boyfriends
*Sigh*

>>36471541
Why did you expect anon, women can't be robots even if they're neets they get boyfriends and girlfriends, the only thing i can give them is that at least they don't abuse their power, if any of you fcuker have something like a femal beta orbiter you would force to do some sick shit at least fembots don't do that

>>36471605
I guarantee there are at least a couple fembots who have done some really cruel shit to their orbiters

>>36471541
not always the case
im a neet girl and dont have a bf

>>36471605
>femal beta orbiter you would force to do some sick shit at least fembots don't do that

I have like 3 female orbiters and I don't "force them" to do shit; I just like talking to them and teasing sometimes. Meanwhile females have hundreds of beta orbiters who they degrade and scam for money.

Fuck off.

>>36471635
I don't this fembots are even real, but any examples, like a thread or a greentext,? i mean if they're robots, they can't be that cruel

>how many
0
>why
several reasons
- I can't stand men who are orbiters
- I tend not to like people
- I can't pretend like I like someone to keep them around when I actually find them irritating
- I'm probably ugly and have a bad personality

>>36471605
>>36471635
I want a fembot to make rim her ass clean

>>36471851
I've made these threads a few times before often with a lot of different stories. I don't have any links to them though so you'd have to go looking for them yourself.

>>36471889
>probably
even more originally than before to avoid further mutation

>>36471889
What do you mean by bad personality?

>>36471947
I personally think I'm not as ugly as some girls out there who do have a ton of orbiters

>>36471994
I'm emotionally distant and impatient with people who take time to do things

>>36472071
> think I'm not as ugly as some girls out there who do have a ton of orbiters

Post a pic then.

If there any real fembots, tell do you bathe regularly, maintain your appearance and shave your body hair? it's just curiosity

>>36472089
No begging for pictures in this thread, please. I want to keep this thread on topic.

>>36472089
why would I want to post a picture?

>>36472090
lol yes of course not all of us are degenerates

>>36472148
Will you be my impatient gf? I'm patient as fuck desu not going to lie.

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>>36472148
>lol yes of course not all of us are degenerates
I wanted to believe that smelly and hairy girls were real

>>36472197
Christ mate, you're absolutely pathetic.

>>36472227
I'm sure there are but most of them probably aren't proud of it

>>36472197
the very fact that you're asking someone on r9k to be your gf disqualifies you

>>36472227
they do exist, but it's mostly girls who sleep around/drink lots/etc. who live in complete squalor (stacy types)

>>36472148
How could I get a pic of you then out of 4chan?

>>36472090
I (>>36470057)
>bathe almost regularly,
>wash hair about once a week (but it's essentially buzzcut)
>don't shave at all because wear cargo pants
>no makeup, if must only corrections
>go to gym 3 time a week, jog on 2 other days

>>36472269
kill yourself and send me a picture of your dead body

>>36472269
Here's a better question: Why haven't you killed yourself out of shame yet?

>>36472090
i bathe mostly when i have to leave the house or my mum shouts at me for smelling
i put on makeup and brush my hair when i leave the house
i dont shave my body hair

0 because I'm a 3/10 with no friends

>>36472400
Being a 3/10 and having no friends doesn't preclude you from having orbiters, roastie.

>>36471927
Anon that's pathetic i want to be a toilet slave

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>>36468519
1 and it's a normalfag.

>>36472452
Why would a normalfag orbit a woman who browses /r9k/?

>>36472452
This is your only chance marry him and make him provide for you, his entire life

>>36472400
I used to be "3/10". Hit gym (if fat), learn to dress and apply makeup, have basic hygiene.

You can easily get to 7/10

>>36472400
I can be your orbiter.

W...would you, if you want of course, possible go and eat something tomorrow, unless you want to drink something instead. I pay, if you want to. If you are busy tomorrow it's fine i understand if you got a lot to do.

>>36472474
Because "so interesting like an alien" and "rare female type I have never come across."
Normie men wanna try them all.

>>36472498
I do all of that yet still end up a 3/10. Its just my luck and genetics m8.

>>36472497
He's annoying as all hell and not intelligent.
I'm not sticking double digit IQ dick in me, anon.

>>36468519
I have the majority of a discord server semi orbiting me
one Russian guy actually orbiting me

>>36472431
I'm practically invisible. No guy ever looks in my direction or acknowledges I exist. Not even other 3/10's. I'm 100% certain I have no orbiters

>>36472553
Do you have any other options? What's your situation normalfag that can get something better or that or nothing?

>>36472607
Would you like orbiters?

>>36472607
I don't believe you are 3/10, stip compare yourself with models.

Girls who have orbiters get them from vidya. Start playing LoL and enjoy your retinue of orbiters.

>>36472552
What is the pint of lying about it on madagaskarian clay sculpture e-galery.

>>36472644
I'm not sure if I would, actually. I'm aware that many grills hate their orbiters so maybe it might be a good thing I don't have any. I've never experienced what it's like on the normie side so idk

>>36468519
None. I do have male friends but i'm gay so i doubt they think there's a chance for sex. They don't buy me things or do more favors for me than i do for them. I do have a female beta orbiter because i'm the only lesbian she knows, and she's a kissass and sweet i suppose but fat so i'm not attracted to her.

>>36472610
I would rather be alone than with someone I don't like.
And "better"is subjective.

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>>36472090
>bathe regularly
every other day
>maintain your appearance
don't wear makeup but shave the stache, eyebrows look neat and i moisturize
>shave
trim pubes when period is approaching but otherwise no shaving (except mustache)

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Too many, so I'm deleting all social media

>>36472452
Same and a lot of beer chugging dude bros too. Coming from
>>36473026

>>36473026
>>36473055
Why is that? Most people don't get a lot of beta oribters by accident

>>36473055
I hang out with those types but they typically don't orbit me.
They're fun to hang out with but I don't want to fuck people like that.
Just wanna have some beers. Listen to dad rock. And go out and do shit.
Tfw no beta but masculine boyfriend who would like to hang out with me and the bros and he just never had the chance to do shit like that.

how do I make an orbiter stop orbitting me? I'm too shy to reject peopIe but I just want to have a platonic friendship with a cool interesting male

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These threads must be full of larping faggots right. I mean, some women come here (get out), but I can't believe this many. Even then, I can't believe they would be so self aware of this and not admit they have life on easy mode.

>>36473246
A large portion of anons wouldn't date fat women.

>>36473227
Its impossible to have normal, non sexual friendships with the opposite gender except for siblings or if you are already in committed relationships. Even then neither of those are a guarantee.

>>36473246
When you think about it, it's actually not that odd that there are so many women here. /r9k/ is pretty much a board focused on issues with women and loneliness, so it makes sense why they would flock here more than other boards.

>>36468519
Zero, tranny face + being surrounded by >7's, life is shit that way

>>36473274
An even larger number of women wouldn't date fat men guaranteed. Sorry you can't get chad thundercock to fuck your fatass, you actually might have to settle. Or maybe you could lose some weight.
I'm not overweight and I'm tall but have received no real female affection. Fuck off cunts.

>>36473294
Well, fuck.
How do I let an orbiter know I'm not interested without being too rude then?

>>36473356
>implying I'm fat.
My point is robots can reject a girl for being fat but we can't reject a guy for a different reason?

What is the difference between an orbiter and a friend?

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>tfw the roasties will eventually have a meetup and you'll be able to fucking murder all of them
I will gladly give up my life to make sure you fucking scums never blight another imageboard.

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>>36473070
I just don't know. I just sperg out online talking about anime, tv shows, memes and take pictures of random things in my life like animals and shit I buy. Beta's call me cute and pretty. Normie's call me hot. I don't get it. I'm not used to this at all. This is old.

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>>36473173
I just want some friends to hang out with, but it's been so long since school that I don't remember how to interact with people.

>>36473442
Robots CANT reject anyone most of the time, thats the point. Do whatever the fuck you want, but don't seek validation for it here bitch. Just know that you have multiple opportunities to date, and you don't even need to ask them. They do the hard part, you have the easy part.

>>36473501
I made a new Facebook a couple of years ago just so I can be more selective with who I add, now I don't get shit in my feed

>>36473542
I have one opportunity.
And I have seen robots reject people as well as been rejected by them.

>>36473409
Not possible, you will crush his spirit and heart and he will understandably hate you forever, regardless of what you say.
Or you could just date him instead of waiting for chad.

>>36473540
The main thing is to learn to suffocate social anxiety. If you can do that you don't need to remember anything else.

>>36473598
I don't want Chad, he's an annoying turbo-normie and I despise his kind.
I just want to have a male friend desu :( and I don't want to crush anyone's spirit

>>36473447
Do you want to fuck your guy friends?
Orbiters typically buy gifts and thirst for the girl often agreeing with what she says regardless of how stupid it is.
>>36472714
If you want more league skins / steam games get orbiters

>>36473720
Why not date him and have sex, I don't understand you women. Dating is just having a close friend essentially, why treat it as something else?

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>>36473560
I'm doing this now. I've deleted a lot of people for now and I'm very selective. Before I wanted as many friends as possible to feel like a winner. Now I just don't give a flying fuck.

>>36473625
Thanks for the tip. Lately I've been getting better at going out, mostly with family. It's a start.

>>36473758
not her but i'm not interested in sex

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>>36473727
Oh, good to know I'm not an orbiter then, most girls I know are already in a relationship, one of them is actually interested in me but I'd probably reject her because she'd have to break up with someone who she recently got with

No commitment is a bit shitty

>>36473758
>expecting sex so soon

I'm a male and I don't think most girls want to fuck after 1 or 2 dates

>>36473812
Why, thats your literal fucking purpose. To make babys, its what your cunt is there for. Mother nature is retarded giving women such low sex drives, allows them to use it as a weapon.

The only men that don't want sex are wizards that gave up.

>>36473833
You can be friends with females fine so long as you treat them like guys you can easily tell apart who orbits a girl / is friends with a girl on discord servers or in general text based things because of how people will only stop by and chat while the girl is posting

>>36473778
I have 59 people on my current Facebook, not as many as most but at least I can call them friends

I only just got over some of my social anxiety when I came to uni, it's taken me until I'm 19 to start being comfortable with myself

>>36473913
That's not how the world works. Get out more.

>>36471252
you're the definition of evil

>>36474150
Some men might consider that an appealing trait.

>>36474273
nothing is more evil than giving false hope senpai

>>36474144
Anon orbiting tends to happen more online because it's orbiting the same shit happening irl is flirting

>>36474144
>Be friends with Lesbians
>Treat them like dudes
>because you'll never fuck them
how hard is this to grasp for you, you fucking autist?

>>36473895
Yeah i know why we have genitals. I sort of wish i had a sex drive but also not really because it makes people behave like apes.

i have one that I have a crush on but :c

>>36474919
What's stopping you from asking him out?

>>36474950
He is more of a robot than most of /r9k/, as in he's so nervous it sometimes looks like he's avoiding me even if I know he's obsessed over me. I tried once and I told him I like him and he was so autistic that he didn't get it (there's two ways you can say it in my language, the way I said it sounds like I said "I like hanging around with you")
I'm finishing high school soon, I'm 18 and he's 16. He started following me more around but I'm still afraid to talk. But I'll try something this week

>>36475003
>I'm 18 and he's 16

kek, enjoy getting v& when he wants revenge on you

>>36475058
age of consent's 14 here.

>>36468519

I have 1. We met when we were about 12 and dated on an online game and I still send him nudes. We can't afford to be together IRL though. ; _ ;

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>>36468519
None, because I'm an unhealthy, unattractive, autistic troglodyte who only goes out to get food and play at a local games workshop.

>>36469680
did you even try with this bait?

originalito

>>36475774
Doesn't sound like that far of a stretch, honestly. Even at my university there's this girl in my Computer Science major who clearly thrives off of male attention

>>36475318
>games workshop
I have no idea what that is.
Guys online will still orbit you even if they've never seen what you look like just have a female username

>>36475003
I hope it goes well for you, anon!

>>36473493
Yeah right. You couldn't do shit, kid.

>>36471037
>>36471252
How can you even call them friends? You don't use friends like you use beta-orbiters.

Please let me eat out your asshole

>>36477255
Who are you even talking to? Your post makes no sense

There must be more fembots here with beta orbiters, right?

>>36469585
Didn't say I have zero hobbies. I just don't have any interests with a huge "culture" surrounding them where you can just show up at a con or a certain part of the city and meet people just like you.

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none now, i get mood swings and i deleted them in a fit of anger and sadness

>>36479536
How many did you have before you deleted them, anon?

>>36479556
2 i think, they were getting tired of my shit and i got really angry for unrelated reasons and ended up getting rid of them

1 who's a borderline stalker and ~10 regulars, picking up more whenever i make rounds on discord, a couple offline
i keep interaction with orbiters very, very minimal and hardly acknowledge their prescence unless they're making some sort of useful/productive contribution
i don't like the idea of having people following me around blindly for no reason
i actually enjoy it if they grow to dislike me and I feel like i self sabotage a lot for that exact reason

>>36480694
>i actually enjoy it if they grow to dislike me and I feel like i self sabotage a lot for that exact reason

holy fuck i do the same thing, i just get really bored of them after a while so i just do this

None. I have no friends at all or anyone in my life really except my family. Once my parents die I'm free to kill myself.

>>36468519
>how many
0
>why
I don't like men in general, because they tend to only see women as good for sex, and both orbiters and Chads are exemplars of this.

>>36480694
>>36480751
Is it weird that I find that hot? I'd love to hear about how you abuse your orbiters.

>>36469005
Braille poetry is nice.

>>36468519
0. I dont want any and I'm bad with people anyway. Also I have a possessive bf who I'm obsessed with.

>>36480803
i usually just insult them a bit and talk about other guys that im into or that i think are cute

>>36468519
the entire world

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All of you cunts need to get up and leave this board. Its ours, not yours.

None. Because I hate people.

>>36480803
jesus christ dude i just ignore them/humiliate them/make them feel dumb in front of everyone else
nothing fetish worthy

None. I can't use people like that.

Four
Not entirely sure why, honestly
I'm not particularly attractive, I'd say six at the best, but probably five, realistically
I don't wear any makeup at all
I'm not in school
My job only pays decently, so it's not a sugarmama thing
I'm not into video games or Star Wars or cosplay or any of that kind of thing
I have an ~offensive~ sense of humor, but not in the "look how quirky and dark I am" sort of way, more just in the cunty way
Really the only thing I have going for me is that I'm very clean and have clear skin.
Maybe they all just have low standards.

>>36481147
Ouch. Orbiters really put up with a ton of shit, don't they?

>>36482350
You're being sarcastic, right? That's the definition of fetish worthy.

None now. I had two but stopped responding. Nothing against them. I just wanted to focus building relationships with the people in front of me like my family and the people I work with so I stopped responding cold turkey. I didn't want to give them the chance to convince me otherwise. I genuinely liked them as friends and hope they are doing well. I know people will tell me I should have handled that differently, but my relationships with my family have improved. Now when I'm lonely I text them. I'm getting used to reaching out and am happy with the direction I'm going in now

>>36480752
If you're still hesitating, you're never actually going to kill yourself.

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Around 20, consistent ones.
But it's mostly a few core ones that supply me.

>>36484278
If you have a dick, you're not a woman.

>>36469680
Super handsome physics grad here

You would totally be into me. If you're in California let me know

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I have 5 and I think that's the ceiling for sustainable orbiterships.

You need your sad boy, for when you're feeling sad. Your dad boy, a guy that looks like your dad. Your mad boy, a guy that will fight your battles for you. Your bad boy, one that will never tattle on you.

But finally, you need a Chad boy to really rattle you

>>36484456
>Your bad boy, one that will never tattle on you.
That doesn't make any sense. Is this a meme I'm unaware about?

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>>36484412
not a tranny my dude

i had one that i had to block because it got annoying and weird

>>36469894
>im lying through my teeth, i'm not really a girl
sounds about right.

>>36484610
Did you get all your orbiters from /r9k/ then? Sounds like something a tripfag would do.

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>>36484648
Most not from r9k, actually.
I try to avoid it here if i can.

>>36484674
Alright then, in your opinion, what is it about you that "earned" you that many orbiters?

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>>36484724
My generic edgy personality, and above average looks. Some like that im Russian.

>>36484783
>Some like that im Russian
Oh god, you're that Chara faggot, aren't you? Get the fuck out of here.

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>>36484801
What did i do wrong now

>>36469680
Or you're probably delusional and not good at Physics at all

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0 because I'm a boy.
>I'm not a woman so I shouldn't even post in this thread
>everything is sexist because I can't have a fucking beta orbiter gf no matter what I do

>>36484881
Know your role, degenerate