Are your parents Chad and Stacy? What do they think of you now?

No. Mine are ex-robots.

>>36468243
my dad was a 70s hippy and my mum came from a rich banker family, not really chads or stacys but not quite Eugine and Eloise either

>>36468317
>Eugine and Eloise

huh? never heard this one before.

>>36468243
My dad was a 3 time divorcee and my mother was a single mom at the age 20 that already had an abortion

I think they like the fact I'm a robot because it keeps me around like a canary in a cage and they can stand to be alone with themselves and one another. I'm actually convinced they're actively sabotaging me

>>36468243
My dad was a redneck Chad, a cletus I guess. My mom was enough robot to run this whole damn board by herself. Bullied in HS, zero friends, kinda ugly. They met while my dad was legit stealing trees from her house in the night for firewood.he would sneak onto her property and SOME HOW QUITELY cut down trees and drag them off.
She caught him one night and instead of getting mad she invited him inside for some iced tea and apprantly he went home one more time to get his shit then never left her side again.
The rest leads to me. A redneck robot.
This all happened a long time ago in central north carolina.

>>36468364
Oh
>what do they think of you
My mom kinda hated me before she died. I wasn't exactly understanding or supportive if her illness. I was always bitter at her for whatever reason. I wish I had been more grown up when she died, bUT I was 13 and my feelings were more important somehow..
My dad loves me, he wishes I wasn't so lazy and depressed. He wants so bad for me to go out, make friends and succeed bUT at the same time he wanted to keep me in his radar after mom died, which I understand bUT it pushed me right out the door. Now he supports me as best he can while still telling me he's dissappinted in me for leaving home. But my dad is my best friend. We just get each other even if we aren't happy with the others choices.

>>36468364
do you do redneck stuff or just stay inside all day?

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my dad is a stereotypical boomer chad with a moustache, used to be a tug boat captain, lost virginity at 16, had lots of girls

>why don't you go talk to x girl
>just go to the bar
>you don't need to be in a relationship immediatly, just have sex

actual quotes

my mom is a normalfag who had like 2bfs bfore my dad, 1 used to be crazy and tried to kill her,ended up killing himself in a psych ward. they want to be divorced but can't becasue of debt caused by my dad. lost viriginity at 23 or something.

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>>36468243
this picture will be me in five months

I think you should swing by >>>/adv/

my dad was chad's goofy stoner friend. he was a vagabond hippie though, so maybe that was the pinnacle of chadliness back in the 60's? my mom was a batshit insane stacy who ended up cucking my dad.

>>36468495
Inside all day unless I get a wild hair to fish.

>>36468358
>they're actively sabotaging me

at least 99% of robots here are/were sabotaged by someone, usually their own parents

>>36468243
i do not know, he doesn't talk to me.

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>>36468243
I love comparing the composition between the OP photo and this similar one, a match made in heaven

>>36469599
Cucking? Please explain what happened. Are you really the bull's child?

>>36469599
Ur dad sounds neat

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My dad was captain of the football team and my mom was a cheerleader. They both kind of fizzled out in their later years. My older brother is an uber Chad and my younger brother is quite the super Chad already. I'm like a pedigree that didn't quite turn out right. Needless to say I'm a robot fuck up and I can see in the eyes of my siblings that they see me as some sort of friendly abomination, kind of like how Hunchback of Notre Dame was with blond knight Chad and gypsie Stacy. My parents are really proud of me though they don't really have much reason to be. I feel like a fucking virgin failure and my brother is years younger than me but got laid well before me. Other brother is crushing it and they both casually fuck and get another one meanwhile I can't find a girlfriend. I don't even have high standards either. What's wrong with me? I think my parents are proud because they've seen me grow from totally worthless to mostly worthless and they're pleasantly shocked at the improvement. But I just want to die some days. I don't want to an hero because I promised myself I'd keep living unless it was hopeless but it's fucking backbreaking. Living is really something when you have to try to make it when life keeps kicking you in the dick nonstop for 21 years and the kicks have been harder and harder over the last 5-10 years. Why am I like this? Am I part of some fucked up TV show? Who the fuck would watch my life? Goddamn sadists.

>>36469462
That picture was my last year, the year before and of course this tuesday

My dad is a drunk loser and my mom is addicted to escapism.

I realized last year that the only meaningful advice my dad has ever given me was when I was having relationship troubles, and he certainly was not very good at it.

>>36468243
No, my mother was kind ugly/average and a school nerd (always striaght As and studied a lot)

My father was a nerd too and fat with glasses, he got laid young though but that's it

>>36468243
No, my mother was kind ugly/average and a school nerd (always striaght As and studied a lot)

My father was a nerd too and fat with glasses, he got laid young though but that's it, he's a cuck and really good, not into violence and would never betray my mother, he's quiet forgiving, compassionate and a hard worker, but he's not into cars/sports like Chads

>>36468243
My mom was always Stacy
She would encourage me to go to the clubs and meet people.

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>>36468243
>Are your parents Chad and Stacy?
Not even close.

My dad is a weak balding beta and a borderline autist. My mom is a repulsively ugly, fat, unintelligent whore.

While I may bare some of the blame for being a lazy cunt, I also think that my parents are at fault for what a shitty excuse of an "adult" I turned out to be.

For one thing, they obviously gave me shit genes. It's embarassing to be out in public with them. A family of ugly, pathetic betas that no one would ever take seriously. It just sucks knowing that life is a genetic lottery and I was one of the biggest fucking losers in it.

They also were shitty parents and completely failed to prepare me for adulthood.

>What do they think of you now?
They think I'm a lazy pathetic failure. And of course they're right, but I just wish they would acknowledge that it's partly their fault I turned out this way.

People with ugly genes should not have kids. This is cruel.

My dad was a robot-turned-chad, my mom was stacy.

My dad was supposedly a lot like me. He used to tell me stories about dealing with similar shit (bullies at school, girl problems, general robot stuff) but that never made me feel better. Just sure I was gonna have to deal with more of this shit. He stopped being a bitch and joined the army, came out as Sgt. Chad. I unfortunately have a lot of medical issues that prevent me from being able to just say fuck it and join the army. He doesn't expect me to do that anyway. He used to call me a useless fuckup and kick my ass, but since I haven't been his problem for like 5 years he doesn't care anymore and he talks to me like I'm an old friend.

My mom was rich growing up, she thinks socialization is just "putting yourself out there" and the rest does itself, you get the idea. Literally all her personality is in her cooking. I really do love my mom, and she does seem to care about me too, but she's a total fucking normie. I think she says shit behind my back based on a few conversations I overheard.

>>36472058
>I think she says shit behind my back based on a few conversations I overheard.
I know this feel anon. It really hurts when even your own parents talk shit about you.

>Mom
Probably was in high school.
She got into the 90s "alternative" scene but also dated football players.

>Dad
He was a 3 sport athlete and ex-soldier with long flowing hair
Now he's an alcoholic construction worker

>>36468243
>Are your parents Chad and Stacy?

Nope, they are Beta and Normie.

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What really gets to me is that all of my uncles (my dad's brothers) are alpha Chads. My dad just happens to be the one weak beta of the all the brothers. And of course, I got his genes.

I came so close to winning the genetic lottery, but I lost.

>>36472192
How young are you if your mom was high school/college age in the 90s? Get off this site faggot

>>36468354
old rich people

>>36472401
Lol. My stepmom graduated highschool '95, my stepsister is 21 and just had her first child.
imo there's a such thing as a generation gap too small even when it's legal

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>>36469776
>>36468243
is this now a sad birthday thread?

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>>36472437
My mom grew up in the fucking 60s.

Am I too old for this board

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>>36472490
this is now a sad birthday thread

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>>36472511
if you can't relate to any of these then you don't belong here

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>>36472511
>still having a perfect hairline at 20
Normies get out

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>>36472537
maybe this hairline will be more to your tastes

>>36472490
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>>36472536
Please guys, don't do it my birthday is this tuesday, i'm turning 21 and i don't want to cry again

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>>36472564
it's too late my friend
>yfw this tuesday

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>>36472586
orignaloele

>>36472557
He doesn't have a noticeable horseshoe shape in his hairline yet. Get these Chads off my board.

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>>36472608
>tfw the only people who come to your party is you dad, uncle, and granddad

>>36468243
No, my dad is a spineless libshit cuckold who lets my manic-depressive mother walk all over him. If she asked him to cut his balls off, I honestly think he'd do it.

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>>36472564
>i'm turning 21
Will you youngfags please get the fuck off my board

You think you even know what true despair is? You haven't seen anything yet.

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>>36472635
i don't have any completely balding sad birthday pictures, most people don't get receding hairlines at 20

My dad was a drugs user heavy stuff prob did a lot of stupid shit too.
Mom doesn't talk about having bfs but she probably had a lot because every time I mention it she laughs it off

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>tfw your mom buys subway for everyone at your work for your birthday but no one cares

>>36470604
QQ moar faggot

>>36468243
>>36469776
>>36472490
>>36472511
>>36472536
>>36472586

I spent my 30'th birthday in a mental institution. Bought a bag of candy and got some extra lorazepam for a present.

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my last birthday cake was when I was age 8.

thus I laugh at these kind of cringey pics

>>36472697
>most people don't get receding hairlines at 20
Most people aren't robots. Get these full head of hair Chads off my board

>>36472608
>haha look at how he cuts the cake"
God some families fucking suck. I bet they wouldn't say stuff like that about a stranger.

>>36472645
And you know they're judging you the whole time for being such a pathetic loser. Look at the grandpa or whatever on the right. He knows his grandson is a useless faggot.

It would be less painful if they didn't come at all.

Mom was a track star Stacy. Dad killed a man, did illegal things to make ends meet and ended up dying at 23. I dont know if he was a Chad. Probably.

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>>36472841
i think it's sadder how they decorated the cake, just serving to remind him how pathetic he is while everyone else laughs at him

>>36468243
No. My dad has autism and my mum is just plain nutty

>>36473024
How does an autistic guy get married and have kids

I suspect I may be autistic and the idea of me getting married just sounds completely ridiculous.

>>36468364
Actually kinda of a cool love story

>>36473002
You just know it was supposed to be demeaning, there is no way they thought "oh, he is going to enjoy this".

Fucking normies thinking they have a hard time because they have a birthday party with their family?

You dont even know how good you have it. Getting a fucking cake and people even take pictures of you? you fucking normies

Come back when you sat the last 4 birthdays alone at home, no birthday party, no birthday cake, just 3 people writing you happy birthday you worthless normies kys

>>36473108
I have no idea how he managed it.

>>36468243
Dad literally has asperger
Mom is a normie

>>36473177
wow what a little bitch

>>36473154
normies don't have the presence of mind to put themselves in his shoes and imagine how he would feel seeing that cake. They can't imagine not having a positive image of themselves so it probably never even crossed their minds that the cake would remind him of his sad life

>>36473002
This guy probably has a gf and a happy life

>>36473252
Yes they do, it's just that they find it hilarious.

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>>36473249
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

>>36473002
>turning 25 month
>this is me
>even the cat is the same color

>>36473177
>3 people writing you happy birthday
now this is just fucking normie-tier. Come back when your only birthday cake had ever been your cellmate's dick in your ass bc ure in prison

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My dad is a reclusive introvert who spends all his free time playing games and watching stuff on Netflix. He retired at 52 years old because he simply stopped having the motivation to work (He was a doctor). He only got married through and arranged marriage and had me, his only child. Then my mom died and he has never shown any interest in remarrying so pops just spends all day at home.

He's completely indifferent to me. He doesn't care if I succeed or leech forever, he doesn't give a fuck.

>>36472645
that dude has chad looks though, i feel no sympathy for him

>>36473343
he doesn't look like a chad he looks like a fucking school shooter

>>36473002
looks comfy desu. not a sad pic.

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>>36473331
>He doesn't care if I succeed or leech forever, he doesn't give a fuck.
Do you have any idea how lucky you are? You have a free pass to be a NEET forever. So many robots would love to switch places with you.

>>36473331
Your dad sounds like a robot if he got dragged through life kicking and screaming and forced into being normal.

My mom is a BPD Stacy who used to model. My dad is a poor robot victim.

>>36473502
How does a robot manage to marry a Stacy model

>>36473368
he has great facial feautures and could easily looks like artsy photography chad with that hair

>>36473523
BPD, anon. She likes to manipulate. She had dozens of Chads orbiting her during her youth, though.

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>>36470604
Anon, I unironically think you should show this paragraph to your parents, if you haven't already told them how you feel. Nrmies can be fucking shit for help most of the time, but you never know.

>>36472537
Are you retarded?

I have an even better hairline but my hair is sparse as fuck, it's better to have a receded hairline but with thick hair

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>>36469462
There are people >20 here...

My mother is a Stacy of the alternative kind. Independent artsy woman who dates musicians kind. You know the deal.
Dad was a Chad in his youth but he went full beta somewhere. Dunno if it was women or having a child but he's a complete doormat at this point. Its embarrassing.

I think they both know I'm a loser but they still love me. Unconditional love is nice.

>>36473326
My cat is orange too, he's my fav family member
My mom is a normie although kind of a loser, she's worried about me and prefers my normie cousin. Still in denial about me being alone and unhappy forever, likes to give normie advice.
My father was shit, luckily ate and drank himself to an early grave few years ago, banged a lot of white trash whores so i guess he's a Chad in a sense

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>>36473737
>tfw I have both a severely receding hairline and horrifically thinning sparse hair

The other day the wind blew my hat off my head, exposing my bald head to all the normies around me. I wanted to fucking die.

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>>36469776
Christ what is it with 20th birthdays?

>>36474270
At least they had a party. I don't even remember my 20th birthday at all.

>>36473177
>only last 4 birthdays
>3 people writing happy birthday
t. Mr C. Thundercock

>>36474673
Yes my mother,father and sister you fkn normie kys

>>36472790
Faggot.
My last birthday party was when I turned 7. When I turned 8 my parents were like "oh anon youre too much of a grown up for a birthday party and cake, let us just sit on the sofa and watch these news for 6 hours straight."

Kek

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My parents are both out of touch, assimilated immgrants
Dad is a macho handy man
Mom is over protective helicopter parent

And I'm just that art student son