"Alright class, everybody pick a partner." Post yfw

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no explination

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not this feel again

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Originally worst thing

pick him for me, bitch

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why can't they just say
"alright class here's the assignment, you can partner up if you want"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Stacy: Psst, anon, I'll be your partner
>*chuckles to friends*

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>"now boys pick your dance partner"

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I FUCKING HATE THIS BULLSHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>gym class
>>"Everyone line up while we pick teams."

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I just sit in my seat and stare at the teacher the whole time

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>>36465564
Plebs won't keep up goddamnit

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>odd number of people in your class
>the teacher is your partner

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>>36465564
I would unironically drop out of class in college when that happened.

I leave my uni class when this happens

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>>36465564
god fucking damn it double the amount of work
thanks asshole

>"alright, partner up!"
>all your "friends" partner up with the friends they like better than you
shit fucking hurts

>>36465673
>be the best at the sport
>get picked last anyways

>Teacher randomly selects captain of team
>I'm second to pick
>Everytime a chad was selected on the opposite team I would pick his gf or best class mate
I was an evil kid

>>36465842
Are you by chance a nigger?

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>playing chinese whispers with the whole class sitting in a circle
>change the whisper to some abhorrent shit

>>36465890
Kek

You were the person that made school interesting, and that's important

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>you need a haircut anon
>when are you getting a haircut anon
>teacher comments on hair and the whole class agrees

why the fuck do normies think haircuts are all that matters, the average failed normie thinks that getting a haircut will make him as attractive as chad. seriously even with a good haircut you will still be ugly as fuck

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>>36465564
my original face original when originally spaghetti

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>ignore finding a partner
>start working by myself
>finish project by myself

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>let's go around the class and everyone say a little about themselves.

>>36466304
I always hated this stupid shit. I never gave two fucks about the other kids and I knew for a fact they weren't interested in anything I had to say. Not to mention it was always mostly people I've already been in school with for years. I haven't even seen 90% of them since graduating.

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>>36466304
>it's your turn soon
>you try to swallow your spit in time so you don't have to swallow while talking
>do it too often, throat gets dry and cramped
>''I'm ...*swallows*a-anon''

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>required to pick a partner
>choose myself because I'm the intelligentest and the one I can work best with

>>36465887
nope white as fuck

>>36466400
This. Usually the last swallow before i start talking is the hardest

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>>36465564
This is why people shoot schools

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>"mature" student among teenagers
>"everyone get into groups of four"
>all the teens gang together leaving me on my own
>"that old guy is so weird, he never joins in with the rest of the class"

>>36465841
Fuck that hit close to home

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>"alright class, partner up with someone you never worked with before"
this happened yesterday

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Hated it in school and I hate how doctors and therapists are trying to get me to do group therapy.

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>>36465564
C-can't I just work by myself?

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Anon are you alone again here work with the autistic kid

>>36468516
Sio, they made you work with yourself?

Everyone here should have a "fuck it , I'll do it myself" attitude when it comes to shit like this. Fuck the normies REEEEEEE

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Fuck having to always be with the autistic kid or some normie. Working alone is better than being dragged down by faggots.

>>36465659
>had to do a dance group in gym
>nobody wanted to group with me
>got stuck a group of legit autistic kids
>one of them literally wanted some kind of furry dance
I got a group of friends the next year, so it wasn't so bad

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>>36465564
solo form bb

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>Alright class, minimum groups of two, no singles!

or

>groups of 3-4
>always stuck with 2 other losers

>>36467182
This happened the other day at orientation. I already knew one person and we stuck together for most of the exercises. Then the instructor drops this line and I go full on panic.

>Inch my way closer to the edge of the room
>pray someone else notices my discomfort and chooses me out of pity or empathy

>>36465841
always everytime

Do the teachers not notice that they make the socially-isolated kids into more of a spectacle when they do this?

>>36470331
they think they're ""helping""

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>Mfw my friend and I

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Am I the only one who had a bud in school?
He was a fat kid. (For you)
Loved to read with him.
He was my only friend in school.
I liked to imagine that we were Ornstein and Smough.
I miss him...

>>36465564
I'm fine with that because I don't have autism and can talk to strangers. Thats also why I get paid more then you. As a sales engineer not only can I talk engineering with people; I can talk with regular people and digest the information into a way they can understand. Can you explain complex topics and digest them into ways people can understand? I bet you'll piss yourself just thinking about talking to people. Thats why you'll never be anything more then a cog in the machiene.

>>36470455
how old are you kid?

origigi

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A... a partner?

>>36470524
19.
We stopped contact becuase we went to different schools and I didn't have a computer.
Met him in fifth grade I believe.
Last saw him at the end of middle school.

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No this shit again

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>>36465564
>"Alright class, everybody pick a partner."
>...
>"anon here has no parnter?"
>...
>"ok, chad, since you forgot your assignment for today, I'm teaming you up with anon as a punishment
>tfw working with you is literally a punismnent

>>36470745
>twf not only are you a punishment as a person, but you also have the touch of death for any thread you reply
fuck you all. you're just like the normie fucks. sooner or later I'm going on a shooting rampage. I wont be fucking igneored