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They can check the DNA in the poop (yum) then they can figure out it was you. Then what

>>36459324
I'll kill myself, my dude
I got nothin to lose

If you gonna off yourself slap the bitch around or off her

>>36459270
Do not do this report her to OSHA that shes been harassing you and by showing your hours to a lawyer you could tell him/her how she has been extorting you etc. Don't get arressted OP just because you got lucky the first time doesn't mean you will the second time after all your boss didn't get where she is because she's stupid a stupid stoner having poop in his bong is one thing you fuck with this woman in such a crazy way she will go fucking bonkers and go after you and everyone in the office until she finds out who.

>>36459270
OP, there are much better ways to get back at her than to shit in her office. Don't quit, bide your time, and think of a way to get vengeance. Get her fired if you can.

Besides, shitting up the place would be taking it out on the janitor.

>>36459270

Shit in her car Anon, Follow her home and throw bricks through her windows, shit on her bed.

Don't shit at work, she isn't cleaning it up.

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>>36460217
To add to this, if you're certain that you lack the intellectual fortitude to accomplish anything beyond pooping, then do it right:

>sneak into her office
>bring a screw driver, and a zip lock bag
>find a lightswitch or electrical outlet, preferably towards the center of the room
>unscrew the plastic face of the outlet or switch
>shit in zip lock bag
>shove bag of shit in, partially open it
>screw panel back on

If you do it right, the smell of shit will strong enough to drive her insane, and she'll have the office torn apart to find the smell. But it'll be impossible to find, as it's literally in the wall.