school shooter achievements

>Parking in the rear: Take a hostage and fuck him/her in the ass.
>One shot, one kill: Don't miss any shots

>>36457385
>Crisis Avoided: Go see a therapist, man the fuck up, and get on with your life

>>36457385
>wall hacks: successfully predict a kill through a wall
>deadeye: only headshots
>sound of silence: kill the autist before he can start screeching
>double-barreled: get a bj while shooting people
>herding cattle: chase at least three people into a corner before killing them all
>assassin's creed: get a knife kill
>kim jong win: force three or more students into a firing line
>shocking results: taser each target before killing them

>>36457385
Sunday Bloody Sunday:

>if at a Christian school, open fire on the local church if any students are there

>>36457533
Fuck The Man Up, Bro
>shotgun a charging jock

Ghostbusters: Shoot the palest kid in the room

>>36457385
>Bounty Hunter - steal 10 or more panties from female bodies.
>Knight of Natural Selection - kill 20 or more obese girls or SJW members
>Nurgle will Protect Me - fuck any infected normie's body without condom, the more serious infections victim had before death, the better
>Spies are Everywhere - dress into clothes of dead body of your gender.
>He died for LGBT - dress into clothes of dead body of other then yours gender.
>Sexual Revolution - fuck a Chad in his ass. He should be alive
>Viva la Mexicana - recruit a Mexican buddy to assist on mission
>>36457679
kek'd originally

Bloody Valentine: Mow down 10 or more Stacies with a 5 combo attack.

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It's lit senpai: Kill 30 gang-gang niggers with fire

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Teacher's pet: Rape your busty teacher before killing her

>diversity quota: kill at least 1 member of every gender and race represented in the school, and at least 1 gay kid
>sweet revenge: force the PE teacher to run 2 miles
>fibonacci: shoot 1 person in room 1, 1 in room 2, 2 in room 3, 3 in room 4, 5 in room 5 and so
on
>dindu: successfully frame someone else for the shooting
>EFG: be the only victim

Groovy: Kill 100 people with a chainsaw

>what goes up, must come downs: Kill at least 2 kids with Down's syndrome

Running Rainbow:

>open fire on the LGBT club

Bomb Has Been Defused

>shoot a muslim

>>36457657
Kek'd pretty heartily at this one

Well... That Was Easy !
>kill everyone in the school

You Have To Go Back
>kill the new kid who just moved here last week

Competition: by sheer coincidence,you and someone else decide to shoot up the school the same exact day

Sins of the father:
>use your dad's gun to commit the shooting
Vegetable medley
>take out the wheelchair kid with a headshot

>Welcome to America: Kill the exchange students

Human Torch: Light 5 people on fire

Mr. Fantastic: Dislocate a bone and use that to your advantage

Susan Storm: Successfully hide a body

Thing: Obtain bulletproof or bullet-resistant armor such as Kevlar

>Better Than Klebold: Make a propane tank bomb and actually have it detonate
>In the Closet: Lock the gay kid in the closet and shoot him through the door
>Death Race 2000: Commit the entirety of your shooting while riding around in a battery controlled little kid Hummer

Pipe dream: detonate a pipe bomb

Cloudy with a Chance of Lead: Time your shooting with the weather to keep students inside

Kylo Ren: Finish what the failed school shooter that just shot your school up started.

Like a Rock: Maintain an erection for the entire shooting

Shitter Shattered: Kill a kid by smashing their head through a toilet

Free Fallin': Throw someone off a roof or balcony

>>36457385
>Walk on Water: perform the entire shooting while wearing flippers
>Learn to Fly: End your spree by jumping off the roof
>Sleepyhead: Drink 3 bottles of cough syrup before starting
>Safe in New York City: Shoot the kid with the New York accent
>Smells Like Teen Spirit: Shoot yourself
>Stairway to Heaven: fall down the stairs and be super embarrassed for a minute but then remember that you're in the middle of shooting up your school, baka

>Weaponized Autism: Hand out weapons to the other robots in school

>Black Literature
Burn down the library
>Phys Dead
Eliminate all PE staff
>Cocker Room
Rape someone in the locker room
>Gradpooation
Poo on a dead body
>Bomb date
Blow up your prom date

Breakfast Club: Blow up the cafeteria

Livin' on the edge: Wear Eric and Dylan attire while collecting school shooter music from the student's phones

Time to pay the piper
>one-shot kill the stoner kid

Human Failure: manage to reveal the gun before the shooting

Sneak Peek: do so, with no alerting of authorities

>Trend Setter
Have another kid join in mid-shooting.

>Pirate: Shoot the school up with flintlock pistols, discarding them and pulling out a new pair every time you run out of shots
>The Next Hokage: Shoot the weeaboo and then stab him with his own katana
>Vampirism: Start smashing skulls with a Barbed Wire Bat after running through your ammunition

Comfortably Dumb: Spare the tard room, but kill all others

>>36457679
So just shoot yourself then?

>Nothin Personnel: Go the whole event without taking off your Sonic OC Fursuit
>Blacked: Burn at least 10 Stacy's
>Normalfag: Make two Chads fuck each other to completion before braining them

Pumped Up Kicks: Shoot the nearest kid with Jordans on, and wear them for the rest of the shooting

The Engineer: Swing by the tards and get one of them to join you

Poo in Loo: Kill 5 black kids in the bathroom

True Comrade: Do the shooting while drunk

Some of You Are Alright: Kill an entire classroom except for the outcasts. Be sure to give them a thumbs up.

Beating the Meat: Bludgeon the biggest jock to death with a weapon of your choosing.

Pool's Closed: Kill everyone in the pool

Day of the Rope: Start your shooting in gym class, while Chad is climbing the rope

Doing it wrong: Use a sniper rifle

Deliverer: Put up a thread on /b/ documenting the entire process with timestamps

Steve Stephens: Llivestream the shooting

One Final Favor: Dress up in BLM clothing so they get tons of shit after you're done

Nature Warrior:

>you can only use natural animals and plants. I shit you not. Depending on where this takes place this is either easy or damn near impossible

>I am one with the force, and the force is with me:
Go out shooting after your partner is killed

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That one kid
>shoot that one kid
Quiet Riot
>Get 5 stealth kills
Hot Stuff
>Get 5 incendiary kills
Rick and Morty
>Kill 5 Christian students
BAZINGA
>say BAZINGA after a kill
Soundtrack to my life
>play Pumped up Kicks over the school's PA system before killing any students
Ice to Meet You
>lock somebody in the freezer
I'm Eggscellent
>make Stacey eat an entire bowl of eggs before you kill her
Gym Class Zeros
>get 5 dodgeball kills

Pokemon Master: Come to school with various vicious animals to do the work for you

>Suck On This
Uses a S&W Model 29 as primary weapon

>Library Warfare
Kill more in the library than in the rest of the school

>Hey Buddy !
Trap them in a room without a way out

>Knockdown
Uses high caliber weaponry

>Up and Personal
Only knifes and swords (or machetes, etc...)

>Silent Hunter
Stealth kills only

>Feel Lucky ?
Makes someone suck you than shoot him/her straight in the head.

>>36457385
>unstoppable: when SWAT team arrive, kill 3 or more before dying

DONT CALL ANYBODY:

>Spray a room with pepper spray to stun them for easy shooting

>MLG: Do a 360 before every kill
>The Zoolander: You can only turn to your left.
>Furry Rights Advocate: Beat at least 5 people to death with an extra-large horse dildo

Is it bad I really want to play this? An almost Payday/Hitman style shooter where you can either go in guns blazing or set things up for a classy finish?

>>36458437
That game would be a success, especially if well-made, realistic and actually hard.

>>36458437
>Videogame
haha yeah, it's just a game
haha

>One In the Chamber
Finish off the shooting with one bullet left for yourself

>>36458437
Nope, it's like i say "it's only a sin when you act, not when you think".

>>36458480
Moral guardians and other faggots would swoop down upon this kind of game like vultures

>>36457533
>Shill Kill: Gun down the normie who says that everything will be ok"

>Mission Failed: Accidentally load your weapon with blanks
>Roasties get Toasty: Enter the premises armed with A shotgun, Dragonfire 12G Rounds, Molotov Cocktails, A gas canister, A lighter, and a can of Raid

>Don't Worry Buddy, Nothing Is Going to Happen To Y...
Kill your friend

>Let It Happen
End the shooting by dying of heart attack

>Psychodelic Problems
Uses a hallucinogenic drug

>Bart Simpson
Use a slingshot

>Religion of Peace
Shout "Allahu Akbar!" before beginning

>JFK'd
Shoot the principal first

>Kill Bill
Kill Bill

>AC Club: Electrocute at least one member of the AV Club
>Disco Inferno: Burn at least 10 people at a school dance
>Hit The Showers: Kill the entire football team
>Blinded Me With Science: Spray a corrosive substance into a normalfag's eyes
>Day of Retribution 2.0: Kill at least 20 Stacies, including the queen bitch
>Basics of CQC: Use nothing but your fists
>BETA UPRISING: Get at least 4 fellow betafags to join you

>>36458480
>>36458511
>4 player co-op
>brutal difficulty, even before the cops arrive (Chad charges, other gunmen)
>scaling police difficulty
>game ends on death, escape or capture
What else, lads? I'd imagine very limited weapon choice, but a lot of improvised stuff and ways to fuck with escape routes and crowds. First phase is sneaking past security and other students, placing shit, eliminating witnesses

>They Don't Matter: Only shoot the black kids
>Deported: Only shoot the mexican kids

>Rampage: Get a 30+ killstreak
>Force of Nature: Start the shooting in severe weather
>This is not a drill: Start the shooting during a lockdown drill
>Leonidas: Only bring 300 rounds
>Cop Killer: Take out a cop
>Fly SWATter: Kill 5 members of the SWAT team

>>36458695
>developer digs up 4chan archives to look for threads like this one, implements best suggestions as steam achievements

>>36458480
Is there really not a good School Shooting Simulator game? I'm sure there are shitty flash ones on Newgrounds, but I'd think someone would have tried to make that.

>Metal Gear Solid: Avoid detection for the entire duration of the shooting
>Oh Baby a Triple!: Kill 3 normies with one bullet
>Twisted Firestarter: Use a flamethrower

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>>36458695
>it works like a visual novel
>you get to know everyone at first
>on the day of shooting it changes to an fps

>The Mike Pence Special
Kill LGBT students with tasers
>Human Centipede
Make stacies eat each other's asses in a line then kill all of them with a single bullet
>2edgy4u
Make the emo kids kill themselves
>The Tropic Thunder
Live stream it and pretend you're shooting a Vietnam war movie. Bonus points if in black face.
>Alpha as Fuck
Rape chad and make Stacey watch. Rape Stacey and make Chad watch.

>>36458695
Actually it would be better if the game was a free-roam through a city, and you could start you massacre in a small store or in a church, and as you progress through the city you get access to new types of weaponry and even new types of people to kill (going to a white hood and killing white supremacists or going into a spic neighborhood and do a "clean up"

>For The Emperor!: Cosplay as a space marine for the shooting

>>36457385
>eugene's program: kill the retarded kids

>>36458735
I'd never do such a thing!
I'd be stealing E.Y.E's achievements as well >>36458809
>opens with shitty animu graphics on gaussblurred stock image backgrounds (watermarks still perfectly in focus) giving the story of a misunderstood loner
>goes to HC, bare-bones, no hud no healthbar shooter
What kind of music?

>>36458863
linkin park midis

>>36458863
It could be like MGSV, you put you own music.

>Accidental Hero: Killed the kid planning to bomb the school
>Betrayal: Killed your partner
>That Wasn't Part of the Plan: Shot up the school the same day as another kid

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>>36457755
This is mah niggah, you know whats up
Fuck them dreadhead niggas, run up to one and stab his neck a dozen times, on me

>It's a Trap!
Surrender to police and then activate your suicide bomb vest when you're surrounded by them

>>36457385
I'm so glad we dragged you guys through our streets

>>36457385
A Door won't stop me
>Kick down the Sorority door
Normie
>Pussy out
Build a Wall
>Kill all the Mexicans
Real Human Bean
>Kill people that deserve it
Lights, Camera, Action!
>Livestream the massacre

>>36457385
>Like a Ghost: Kill 5 people without anybody knowing it was you

>Fencer: Kill 10 people with a rapier

>Meme Music: Go into the announcers office and blare music over the intercom.

>Dishonored: Frame the Weeaboo for the killings.

>Heartbeat Reaper: Have 10 Students get into a fight with you, leaving with none of them surviving.

>Lights Out: Kill 3 Students while in the thick black coat of darkness.

>Second Thoughts: Talk to the counselor about what you're about to do, then kill him.

>Death From Above: Kill 3 People while on a higher space than them.

>Like a Bump in the Night: Divert someones attention from you and kill them.

>Cleaner: Kill someone and dispose of their remains.

>Eavesdropper: Eavesdrop on 10 conversations.

Jesus Christ: Crucify the Jewish kids

Watersports: Start your shooting with a water gun, only to pull out your real gun and start firing.

Mario Brother: Kill a kid with a turtle shell to the head, and another one by jumping on him

/ourguy/: Piss and shit on Chad after killing him

In the Flesh: Do the entire shooting naked

Sexual Unhealing: Shoot a Stacey in the cunt

Pubstomping: Play micspam materiel on the intercom while doing your shooting

>>36458437
I'd play it, but it'd never get made due to it being offensive as shit.

>>36458863
The original DOOM soundtrack, literally the only acceptable shooting music.

>>36458529

I like this one haha

oreganalioniggero

>>36458437

I make school shooting levels in gmod and any other FPS games I play that let me do something similar. GTA doesn't quite scratch the itch for me. I was hoping Hatred would finally be the game that does it but it was shit and I'm afraid it blew the only opportunity we had for a good mass shooting game.

>>36458910
>Was Getting Caught Part of Your Plan?: Get captured and crash the squad car (with no survivors)

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>Toasty Roastie: incinerate at least 1 stacy using the Flamethrower
>we're getting so fuckin' lit!: stuff the airvents with dank zyklon B
>Robot's requiem: reflect on your life euphoricly before an heroing
>fortifications master: lock/barricade all exits
>jock block: make stacy shoot chad
>school spirit: start your massacre during a pep rally
>le reddit esque: test your victims knowledge on memes
>honor the fallen: complete the columbine journals and Elliot's "My twisted world" prior to the shooting
>Dance dance immolation: Make a normie dance to shadilay before sacrificing him/her to kek
>"you guys are ok": warn /r9k/ before you start the massacre

>Divine Intervention: Pray to Kek before the shooting and get digits
>The Last Crusade: Kill all the Muslim students
>Under Pressure: Build and detonate a pressure cooker bomb
>False Flag: Use your shooting to defame a movement
>Expect The Unexpected: Have no one suspect that you would shoot up the school
>Killer Queen: Play a Queen song over the intercom
>A Big Guy For You: Quote the plane scene
>'Tism: Yell "REEEEEEEEEEEE" after every kill

>>36458315
They have fucking pools in schools?
>>36458361
"Rick and Morty" kek

Dark souls: kill only blacks
Feeling Yellow: Kill the guy with Yellow fever
Death at Night: Kill the Night Janitor
Wrath of KEK: Kill only non-trump supporters
The COD player: T-Bag someone you killed
30 Minute hero: Pretend to be a normal student for 30 minutes after you shoot up a classroom
Don't go to school tomorrow: Warn both /pol/ and /r9k/ before your shooting
REEEE: REEEE from the principals office so the whole school hears it
MAGA or Else: Kill only Mexicans

>>36459100
Jock Block is retarded since the stacy can just fucking shoot you
>>36459219
The Last Crusade made me kek

>>36459267
Swim teams

>>36459399
Oh that makes sense now. My school never had one.

>>36459272
>Mellow Yellows: Wipe out the Asian students
>DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA: Combine two weapons
>Shitposter: Post your shooting on an imageboard
>Windows XP: Shove a student's head through a CRT monitor
>Wizard: Don't lose your virginity
>YOU SHALL NOT PASS: Block an exit
>In The End It Doesn't Even Matter: Get no kills
>*Unsheathes*: Use a katana
>Russian Hacker: Speak only Russian during the shooting

>Ok...it's time to group up!: Kill an entire clique

Innawoods Thread: Wear another student's skin

>>36459439
North Korean Agent: Make a speech about North Korea before you slaughter the class
Only true to you: Have your waifu ridiculed by stacey once before you start killing
Nothing personel kid: Kill the sonic kid
Politics are not normal: Kill only Political science Majors at a University
Memes are life: Make yourself a meme after you kill yourself
Im Chad now: Only kill athletes

>>36457385
>You'll never catch me alive - Survive a shootout with the police for 10 minutes
>Benched - Kill the entire football team
>Sunday Funday - Beat the Catholic School mission
>Robot Uprising - Convince a student to join you
>Cucked - Perform a taunt over a Chad's corpse
>Revenge of the Nerds - Kill someone with a computer monitor
>One Man Holocaust - Kill 5 Jewish kids
>My Little Friend - Score a triple kill with a grenade launcher
>It's High Noon - Score 6 kills with a revolver in less than 6 seconds
>Stacy Slaughter - Kill all female students in the school
>Nothin personnel kid - Kill someone with a katana
>Become An Hero - GoPro the entire shooting

>Five Yard Penalty: tackle a member of the football team before killing him
>Rushin' Roulette: load a revolver with one shot, spin the chamber, and kill someone with one pull of the trigger
>Now I know my ABC's: kill at least one person for each letter of the alphabet whose first name starts with that letter
>Tolerant: kill at least one person of each race
>Momma's Boy: rape and kill your mother the day of the shooting
>Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: convince the school that another student is planning a school shooting before beginning your own
>Apocalypse Later: fail to detonate your bombs
>Traps Aren't Gay: dress a chad in women's clothing and fuck him before killing him
>Messiah: let the other robots live
>The King is Back, Baby: get the new high score

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>fried bacon: set at least two lunch ladies on fire with a homemade incendiary
>mi-lady: kill a kid with a fedora on without it comming off his head
>nice clock kid: kill an arab in the wood shop room
>its personel: eliminate an entire classroom using only a katana
>MAGNIFICENT: run over at least three females using a BMW

>>36459616
>Marathon man: eliminated entire track stage in under 5 minutes
>cutting class: decapitate x students in a row
>food fight: melee kill with cafeteria secret weapons
>can I be excused?: kill yourself after finishing all level obj.
>study break: found all manifesto pages

I got more.
More?

Liberation : spear Atleast 1 fellow robot.

HAIL : play nazi Germany music on you're loud blue tooth speakers whilst shooting.

The bell has rang : do the shooting jut after the final lesson ends.

>Ruse Cruise: Kill a Police Officer while disguised as a survivor

>>36459710
>The bell has rang
Not
>for whom the bell tolls

>for whom the bell tolls: eliminate 10 students before first period

>>36459718
Sounds good. I was thinking "class dismissed"

>Detention retention: no escaped victims
>

>Supreme Gentleman: Drive a BMW through the front door
>Tank: Get shot 5 times and keep going
>Death From Above: Use the Vents to get into a classroom
>WRATH: Get a kill with a pipebomb

>>36459768
>class dismissed: clear a room before the bell finishes sounding

>>36459553

Honestly I am surprised no one's used a go pro during a mass shooting.

>>36459794
Expensive.
Streaming.

Those smart enough to plan aren't unhinged enough or funded.

We'll see it soon.

It could be you.
it could be me.
it could even b-
Blam.

>For His Throne!
Collect 88 skulls from melee kills

Survivor Guilt [25G]:
Spare one person in a room of at least 10 others.

ULTRA COMBO! [10G]:
Achieve a 15 hit melee combo on any target.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER [5G]:
Have a melee combo broken, then proceed to be incapacitated.

Pumped Up Kicks [0G - Secret]:
Sneak into the principal's office prior to the shooting and set up Foster the People's hit single, "Pumped Up Kicks", to play and land the first shot as soon as the chorus begins.

>False Flag
Go to shoot up the school AFTER the professional has been through

>>36459050
>>36458887
Linkin Park, DOOM/QUAKE, Marilyn Manson, Eminem, everything supposed to make you a school shooter. Any I missed?

>>36460001
>pumped up kicks
>not "shooting the kid with the coolest j's"

>>36459038
Isnt there that one game called hatred where you just walk around killing people

>>36458863
Jeremy by Pearl Jam or Lunchbox by Marilyn Manson

This is my favorite fucking post ever I can't stop laughing.

>>36458437
Wouldn't make for a good game, imo.

A game has to be challenging but beatable to be fun.

Shooting unarmed kids isn't challenging.
Being raided by special forces afterwards isn't beatable.

>Jeremy: Kill yourself in front of the class.
>The Uprising: Make a video before the shooting where you call for violence against normies
>Syrian Slayer: Behead an entire class

WWII Start-Kill all Polish students before other notice.

BLITZKRIEG-Kill everyone before Swats arrive and then silently escape.

He is a keeper-Take your crush hostage during massacre.

Anne Frank-lock jewish girl in the attic with no way out.

>Power outage - Shut off the power before beginning
>Slice and Dice - cut off all the limbs of one person
>Roadkill - run someone over with a car
>Armour up - wear riot gear
>Shutdown - kill everyone before the police arrive
>Cant touch this - don't get injured
>Double cap - kill two people with one bullet
>Survival expert - patch yourself up after being injured
>Master of disguise - conceal your face while killing, then change clothes and act like a victim when the police arrive

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>>36457385
Japanese researcher: Kill fat kids exclusively.

>>36460504
True, but that's where the behind the scenes mechanics come in imo. Tangible penalties for students escaping and bonuses for quick/complete clearings, with differing levels of difficulty for pre-planning and random events could make it a game and not just a slaughter simulator
If the gunplay was tight enough and the difficulty in-mission scaled properly, I think it could be done with enough variety such that it could be a sufficiently playable game.

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>>36457385
>Coal Burner: use a flamethrower to kill a dindu
>The Shoah, aka The Hall of Cost: line up all the students and kill them one by one as the walk through the hallway
>Getting Pumped: Kill 30 students before the song Pumped Up Kicks finishes

>Deus Vult - Kill all non Christian students and mark their bodies with holy cross.
> Pope blessing - scream one psalm per kill.
> Judas - Kill your partner who tried to kill you.
> First sin - eat apple before shooting everyone and tell them that you will cleanse them from their sins.
> holly spirit - Get info where survivor's hide from partner who hacked camera's.
I seen God - Blind everyone in the room and then gauge their eyes out while screaming "I am helping you all to see God glory.
I died for your sins - when swats surround you detonate makeshift explosives to collapse room you are in.

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>Going Postal - wear the Dude's attire
>I am the lizard king! - Drop LSD before shooting
>It ain't you - Use an M16

>gnome one left: take the shitty homemade garden knome in art class and carry it throughout the spree
>physics in action: get five kills with a single hand grenade
>it aint me: fortunate son is playing on the radio
>the show must go on: proceed to the elementary school next door
>going commando: wear nothing but a red bandana
>toasty!: use a homemade flamethrower to destroy the bodies
>the harder they fall: shoot the fat kid so that their body falls down the stairs

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>GOAT- Kill at least 200 students, and at least 10 SWAT officers.

>1 million dollars and a plane to Cuba- Successfully issue demands, and have them accepted on television

>One of many- Lead the Beta Uprising

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhplhhnvPQs

>>36458111
Clever and hilarious

>>36458185
>>Stairway to Heaven: fall down the stairs and be super embarrassed for a minute but then remember that you're in the middle of shooting up your school, baka
Favorite so far.

And now that I have reached the end--can someone explain why Pumped Up Kicks is referred to so many times? Is it a song that was already a central part of a different shooting or...?

>>36461397
Yeah never mind I actually listened to the song now

>>36457533
>"crisis avoided"
Listen to shitty normie advice, realize normies will always hate you

>>36457533
This would be the non-canon alternate ending.

>>36457385
>>fibonacci: shoot 1 person in room 1, 1 in room 2, 2 in room 3, 3 in room 4, 5 in room 5 and so
>on
Sounds like you're trying to unlock the pap machine

>>36457533
>t. normie who is afraid of bullets
man the fuck up and get on with your life