Who else Here Chad but also a robot?

>>36457272
Me; I would identify as an alpha male, even though I am a virgin and have no friends. I am attractive and intelligent, although, normies are not able to see this, they are blind to my greatness.

>>36457272
Well not at the moment; no, but WUZ good looking, stronk white trash that used to scare "Chad" and assorted minorites, yes.

>>36457272
i managed to fuck 41 girls when i was 17-25 y/o. now about to turn 26 in a month and i literally haven't gone out or gotten laid in 2 months.

i'm not really sure what to make of it

>>36457272
I used to feel like Chad but I am shrinking. Went from 5'8 to a mere 5'7 for some reason.

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>>36457596
I'm with you brother. What do they not see in magnificent men like us?

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>>36458287
>2 months without sex
>2
>MONTHS
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>M
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HOLY FUCK TRY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE YOU FUCKING NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36458405
I cant even imagine 2 months. I can hardly go without sex for 3 days lol

>>36458405
yea i deliberately typed as though im aloof to the board culture to set off the ree alarm. thanks anon.

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>>36458405
3 days? I had sex four hours ago and am already hungry for more ;)

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>>36458473
Yeah same dawg. Chocked the bitch a bit and she loved it when I pulled her hair. Only lasted 12 minutes but it was pretty damn good. Might set up another lay soon. I need sum more breh

Finna finesse me a latina instead of a white girl.