After several years on death row, you've been set to be executed today. Your crimes, too heinous to name, and too abundant to number. Your innocence or guilt is irrelevant, it won't change your fate.
The guards open your cell and guide you to a private dining room. You've told them weeks in advance what you'd like to have for your final meal, down to the exact details, from how it should be arranged to who it's cooked by (within reason).
RULES:
1.) There is no escaping your death.
2.) Requests have to be within reason. You can get a sandwich from your favorite shop or a meal made by a family member (assuming they're still alive), but no eggs poached in space or 100 year old blue lobster.
3.)You can spite them. You could, for example, order a dish containing food you're allergic to and kill yourself so as to not grant them the satisfaction, or you could just order a lump of dirt.BONUS RULE: If you get dubs then the guards are especially fond of you and believe in your innocence. Despite the fact that you are still getting executed, they go the extra mile for you. They'll arrange and present your meal in whatever way you like, for example the dining room is furnished in a Baroque style and the guards serve it to you on a silver platter while playing your favorite music. They've also snuck in a recreational substance of your choice.
What is your meal?
One grape. If my crimes really were that bad then I don't deserve a meal.
>>36456743
I'd like to eat some BBQ ribs while watching the End of Evangelion
Tendies. Obviously and originally.
>>36456743
I'd probably just have an enormous pot of kraft macaroni and cheese with salt and pepper and hotdog pieces.
big mac meal
I would get a punch of spongebob kraft mac n cheese and 3 hotdogs with yellow mustard.
And tendies with sweet n sour sauce. Mmmmm
And 3 Big Macs.
>>36456743
Depends on if I'm hungry. Here's the kicker. I'm already dead.
The fact that something other than me sitting in my cell, waiting for death excites me, being moved to a room I havent spent the last 5 years of my life in, knowing that today won't be like every other day, to know that this last sensation will be more incredible than anything I have ever felt. It would excite me, because I am used to sitting in a cell. I would just want to be free.
My death would be a release, because everything I went through up to that point would be meaningless, because, my last meal would only sastify my hunger, it wouldn't relinquish the acts I committed.
gimme pizza
Turkey dinner with trimmings, made by my mom.
Roast beef
Ribs
Spaghetti al carbonara
Chocolate mouse cake
Lasagna and maybe a glass of a nice red wine.
If I got a treat, maybe a cigar or cigarillo.
a large pepperoni pizza
steak
giant chocolate peanut butter cake
Cum
And a whole lot of it
Just loads of cum
my moms ground beef and spaghetti
if shes dead id like some grilled salmon
if dubs play death grips while I eat and bring me some porn to get one last nut in
>>36456743
>rare New York strip steak
>loaded baked potato
>peanut butter pie
>Vanilla Coke
I'd die happy.
I'd fast.
the guards feed me their cum and i eat it with my anus
biscuit with sausage gravy
corned beef hash
bacon
scrambled eggs
hash browns
pancakes and syrup
I would eat as much as possible to make sure I definitely shit myself when I died, as one last act of spite
3 whole olives, seeds still in them. I also request for death by my own hands, preferably with a gun and request to be locked in a room so I can blow my brains out and just stay there and starve if I say no. Or maybe by hanging.
>>36457511
Sounds like you're getting exactly that with those dubs
>>36456743
15 pieces of mcnuggets
4 packets authentic szechuan sauce
>>36456743
>three(3) racks of baby back ribs
>one 2 liter of rootbeer
>one 2 liter of cola
>one 2 liter of code blue mtn dew
>various packages of sugary, salty, gummy candies
>3 Hershey Sundae Pies
>grilled chicken club sandwich
If DubsI want to eat my food while fucking female guard. Then, shoot me up with enough H and morphene to kill a horse.
a very large bag/tin of salt
I hear if you eat enough you will die and it would be an incredible display of resolve and rebellion
say "ill have the electric chair"
they cant kill you if there's nothing to kill you with
>vindaloo
>fresh naans
>mango lassie
>mango chutney
>cold apple cider (if duds allow)
>the drinking song by moxy fruvous playing in the background.
>>36457660
Almost forgot
>giant chocolate lava cake topped with ice-cream
>>36456743
Nothing, let's get this over with...
Japanese curry with a pork cutlet over rice. With the pickles I like on the side, and cold tea.
If I get dubs, I'd have a cold Manhattan and a menthol while listening to cool jazz.
Bake me away toys
>>36456743
what will his last meal be
Crab Rangoon
French fries
Cheeseburger(s)
ny style hand tossed pizza
Fried calamari
>I'm an American and I have rights
>>36456743
Hemlock. Lots of Hemlock.
>>36457696
This really did make me think,
I'm going all out
watching LOTR trilogy
eating a pizza and chinese food
I guess I'd have the meal I always looked forward to as a child:
Pepperoni Domino's pizza (the old style when it tasted like cardboard) and a room temperature Canada Dry.
One last taste of nostalgia before I face death.
If I get dubs, a gin & tonic too.
A heaping bowl of staple-sauce.
>>36457422
LOOKS LIKE DEATH GRIPS IS ON NIGGA, MC RIDE PRIVATE CONCERT
Shamrocks shake and a McRib
>>36456743
Something ultra weeaboo like charaben, sushi, sake and anime themed snacks while watching an anime movie.
I don't care being a dirty wapanese if they're going to kill me anyway.
>>36458354
It's been a long long time since if heard someone reference TGS
My nigga
my own foot
>>36456743
Peanut Butter and Jelly, no crust, or a Grilled Cheese made by Teta Julia.
The executioner.
Dubs and I eat his wife too
>>36456743
champagne/lobster/crab/hollandaise and various other seafood items. australian
a platter of orange slices covered in toothpaste and cheap bourbon on the rocks
>>36456743
I would order a large chocolate cake. It would take a few hours to eat so the guards would probably get distracted and look away, giving me time to pull out the glock.20 that i ordered inside my cake that i asked for my friend to make. order goes like this
>friend makes chocolate cake
>friend packs a glock.20 in it
>it's black like the chocolate cake so they don't see it
>pull it out and kill everyone in the room
>blow my brains out and be happy knowing i added to my death count
>>36456743
2 number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip two number 45s one with chesse and a large soda
Sorry for normie meme
>>36456743
For me it's gotta bethe McChicken orginally of course
shotgun slug to the back of the head
I want to eat my head.
10 pounds of bacon and a 2 liter Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
>>36456743
Something with truffles
>>36456743
I'd like the most expensive meats and veggies so I could throw it at the guards.
Bulgogi.
If dub's its high quality and some traditional loose leaf green tea with a yokan.
Probably not dubs but, eh at this point what have I got to lose?