help!

>>36456065
bottom right if you are in the closet
top right if you are flaming homo out of the closet

>>36456137
so top right then? ok!

post your so called cute butt

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>>36456288
ok only for you anon ><

>>36456353
chicago
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>>36456353
>tfw even my captcha says "Wanniassa"

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>asspucci is now a meme

we are too far gone for hope

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how about you try on one of these you worthless degenerate

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>>36456065
Stop posting this thread every day.
No one's going to give you attention.

>>36456065
I want to wear a Selim shirt because I really liked that manga and the memes associated with it but I'm a straight male aside from my hentai habits and these shirts are basically saying "Hello, I'm a bottom."

What a shame.

>>36456065
Where do I go to meet boys who crave my thick, pulsating, precum dripping, monster-cock?

>>36456353
ugly man butt

>>36456514
Where do you live anon . Pls be close

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>>36456065
Bottom right has had empirical success, but I guess you already knew it since toy you made this thread because of this.

Also, op, you're a gigantic faggot

>>36456528
Northeastern USA, Pennsylvania specifically

>>36456528

>>36456382
see link
jjuk

>>36456353
post a spread butt pic!

>>36456065
Think of your average 4chan user, the people who'll know the sign, now ask yourself if thats who you want to fuck you in the ass?

>>36456567
Too far unfortunately, I live in the south a ways away.

>>36456065
>i'm a 5'3" cuteboi with a nice butt!
If this were true you wouldn't need a shirt to get your ass ravaged.

>>36456681

This. Get gud OP.

>>36456631
Sad! Guess I'll be keeping my massive, throbbing dick to myself then.

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>>36456567
nigga im in jersey wanna smoke weed and play vidya? No homoshit.

>>36456631
Florida South or Texas South?

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>>36456821
>No homoshit.
Good luck with that

>>36456835
Not Florida, Carolina south really

>>36456065
> guarantee my asspucci gets ravaged

None of them. Most homos have absolutely no interest in this weeb shit. If you weren't a retard you'd realise that it's so easy to get laid as a fag that there's no need to try to send cryptic messages with t-shirts.

>>36456065
wore bottom right today as I blew a guy and let him fuck my ass.
was preddy hot imo

>>36456821
this is the garbage and petroleum state, not the garbage and weed state
get out

Why would you want to get buttfucked?

I don't understand the appeal of this even if you like men. Is it not terribly uncomfortable and painful?

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>>36457180
nice
details?

>>36457204
>invite guy over
>start out with some kissing, quickly go over to sucking his cock
>he takes off my panties and shirt, keep knee-high socks on
>lay down on bed, he covers my entire body with his, inserts his penis and starts ramming me for a good 10 minutes
>I drool on my pillow, legs are shaking from pleasure
>he finishes off on my face, his cum has a nice taste
>just lay on my bed for a while, panting, feeling genuinely happy

fuck it was a good experience, and now I want more t b h

>>36457040
>Carolina south really
which Carolina?

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>>36457428
Stop awakening my cocklust anon. Im too socially retarded to actually go out and do it.

>Download Grindr and look for traps/bottoms
>It's just white trash wiggers and black prostitutes
no wonder uncloseted gay dudes prefer gaybars over online hookups

>>36456065
buy the bottom right because it's the most aesthetic
gays have it super easy
just go to a gay bar and look for the most normal het looking guy for the best sex desu

>>36456353
Spread your boipucci for us please anon?

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>>36457766
this

stories like make it so goddamn tempting

>>36457899
i cant even pass as a good trap. My shoulders and jawline are just too wide. feelsbad

>>36457766
>>36457899
Be the change you wish to see (and also the change I wish to see because got-damn if I saw someone wearing a shirt like in the OP literally asking to get fucked).

>>36457939
How comfortable are you with the idea of wearing a paper bag over your head? There'd be eye-holes of course.

>>36457939
i don't either but I know there are gays guys who would fuck me.

>>36457960
To be honest the idea of sex with anyone scares the everloving shit out of me.

>>36457428
>tfw have a qt who would do this for me but he lives in another country
FEELS FUCKING BAD, DESU

>>36457939
you don't have to be a trap to get fucked by a gay guy anon
in fact most would prefer if you were a guy

>>36456567
holy shit me too

anon lets fuck

>>36458102
But i want to be a qt trap that wears his boyfriends shirt thats too big for him
im 5'7 and weigh 120 pounds that part could actually happen

>>36456065
Fuck you for being the same height as me.

>>36456065
>>36456529
>>36457180
So are these shirts gonna become the new ear-piercing/kerchief signalling?

>>36458396
I hope so because its a lot more stylish

>>36457040
Carolina isn't even really southern

>>36458396
One day those shirts will become popular and everyone will know those who use them are submissive sissies

>>36458569
Until then though I just might get in on the ground floor of abundant boipucci on-demand.

>>36458617
kek.
if that's what you want, anon.
i just hope that people that fall into this don't regret taking action. i've read some threads that said they got off to trap/sissy stuff but when they had sex with a male it was really shitty.

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tfw no succubus trap gf

>>36457736
South, forgot about this thread truthfully.

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Stop making these threads.


Gggg

>>36459469
Which part? upstate? beach?

>>36459681
I will not. I didn't make this one, but no matter.

>>36459787
Pretty much upstate

>>36456065
does the Japanese word on the top left mean what I think it means? boy milk best milk.

Also could a hairy muscular guy with a shaved head and a beard get away with wearing one of these? or am I just dreaming?, WHY WAS I NOT BORN WITH TRAP AESTHETICS!

>>36456065
can you stop pushing the other three shirts?

We already all agreed that bottom right is the ass fucking shirt

>>36460050
what is your contact info?

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>>36457180
Where can I buy this??????????????????
Is what how the meme magic works?

>>36460292
You post yours, I don't want randoms adding me

>>36460469
dakooters
redbubble
succubus (male)

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I want to wear this shirt in public and be identified as a semen demon by someone from 4chan.
I want to be approached and told that I'm a shameless slut.
I want to be told to follow him and get into his car as he holds the door for me.
I want him to slap my ass as I enter his car obediently.
I want him to reach over and grope my cock while he drives us to his house.
I want to be picked up as we reach our destination and be kissed and have my ass fondled as we make our way to the bed.
I want the shirt that betrayed me to be the first thing to come off.
I want to service his cock and be verbally abused while doing so.
I want to taste his precum as reward for my efforts, and then have it denied to me as he pulls me away to seal my mouth with his again.
I want him to stick a finger in my ass while he's feeling it up and slapping it.
I want to be shoved down and flipped around like a sex doll.
I want my asshole to be spit on while he rubs it in.
I want him to whisper in my ear and tell me to beg for it.
I want to let out a girlish moan as his throbbing cock forces its way into me.
I want to pant as it thrusts back and forth, violating the very hottest part of me.
I want to suddenly be grabbed and held up by my thighs as I'm slammed down into his cock.
I want to feel strand after strand of hot and sticky semen being pumped into me.
I want to collapse onto the bed and feel like a used person.
I want to be used again and again.

>>36460475
>I don't want randoms adding me
neither do i here is a throwaway if you went to give me your discord or whatever

>>36460664
i forgot it
[email protected]

>>36456065
Enjoy your 0.2 cents you piece of shit.

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>>36459795
>>36460469
>>36460563
I SAID STOP

ggg

>>36457040
are you a actual trap?

>>36460748
I will not. I don't take orders from you.

>>36460483
> more than $20
Is this not on Aliexpress?

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>>36460809
A semi femish boy I'd say.

Or maybe anyone have a vector image?

>>36460664
>>36460693
>he never adds me on anything

Not really sure what I expected

>>36460860
use discount codes, red bubble has a bunch from their email list
sometimes they have 25% off promos

>>36460899
>i_want_to_eat_goth_girl_ass_fav
wtf i have the exact same file name for that picture minus the _

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>>36461044
I saved it from here and never changed the file name.

>>36461087
why does every femboy play granblue?

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>>36461100
I just have the image because it's hot, never played it or noticed the connection.

>tfw texasfag
>5'8'' slender frame
>closeted gay because the small town i live in would run me out
>can't tell anyone because there's maybe 500 people in the town and it'd spread fast
>live on a ranch, work with horses for a living
>most i can do to feel cute is late at night when everyone else i work with is sleeping
>take shower, use sweet smelling body lotion that i keep hidden
>shave everything and put on leggings and a big shirt
>lay around until i get ready to sleep then hide the evidence and pretend nothing happened
>really want to move to the city and be cute and wear shirts like bottom right

My excuse for shaving is that I used to swim in High School and it's just an old habit. Is there any hope for me anons

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>>36460899
Do girls actually like it when boys eat ass?

>>36461347
People found out I was gay as a teenager living in a small town in the countryside, 99 percent didnt give a fuck.

people are too worried with there own lives to care much if you are gay, aslong as you dont act like a effeminate gay caritature you will be fine.

After I was found out to be gay I ended up having sex with a bunch of my quote unquote straight school mates

>It's a beta numales resorting to prison gay lust for affection episode
Seen this rerun one too many times desu.

>>36461612
Seems like this shitty episode has been in rotation every hour.

>>36461563
Last gay kid here had to move away, man. Anytime he or his family would go out in public they'd get harassed. Where I live we've got the grade schools, a feed/supply store, a general store, a dentist and doctor, and a dairy queen/texaco. The rest is either family diners or ranches, with a small neighborhood.

Where I live it's practically 1950

>>36460899
how tight is you asspucci?

>>36461677
why do people hate gays?
i don't get it

Link to buy bottom right?
I keep forgetting it

>>36457040
Ayyy, GA my nigga. Let's fugg

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1. Stop shilling your terrible shirt here
2. Stop wanting to have your insides touched by other men
3. Stop being alive, please.

>>36461001
>Not really sure what I expected
i hate kik

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>>36461694
Only had a toy in there a couple times so pretty tight.

>>36462018
Unless you're in the north corner of the state that's a big drive.

>>36462043
>waits this long to tell me

>>36462057
post some pics
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorigi

>>36456625
L M A O
M
A
O

Seriously the funniest thing I've seen in quite some time, anon. Thank you, honestly.

>>36462140
Nah, I've done so before and it's too embarrassing. Especially when it gets re posted

>>36462224
We promise to not bully

>>36462261
Nah, not this time, sorry anon.

>>36460748
>>36459681
you're not gonna turn yourself into a meme you stupid fuck, stop this right now

I once met a cute trap who had a fetish for licking sweaty unwashed buttholes. Sure enough I sat on their face and had a fucking good time. Need to find someone like that again.

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>>36456065
reported for advertising/marketing

>>36463400
That's a great ad for the company

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>>36461711
Most are degenerates

The left attached to 'gayness' as well as all that :GQTlmnop shit. Also seen a gay pride parade recently.

>>36457204
ever heard of the prostate?

How to find cute robot boys that wear this shirt and are aching for a strong man's cock?

>I'm still 300lbs

Some days I wanna die

>>36458396
Is that what the neck kerchief meant

>>36465621

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code

I saw someone wearing the bottom right but he was at least as tall as me (6'2) and fucking fat, had some sort of scraggly neckbeard, long hair and a crater face.

Why would I want to hook up with anyone who would recognize this shirt?

>>36466039
did you say 6'2 :3

>>36466145
Yes go away please

>>36466234
why ;w; i just want a big strong bf to cuddle me and tell me it'll be ok

Would actually beat the life out of anyone seen wearing any of these shirts desu.

>>36466302
If the first thing you care about is height you're a pretty shallow person.

people like OP makes honorable, pure femboys like me look bad.

>>36466344
>and fucking fat, had some sort of scraggly neckbeard, long hair and a crater face.

>you're a pretty shallow person.

tfw chad is actually a stacy

>>36466387
femboys are sluts just by virtue of being femboys
only genuinely boyish boys or masculine men can be pure faggot

>>36466407
>wanting to make your partner genuinely happy makes you a slut
okay anon

>>36466387
>honorable, pure femboys like me look bad.
If you really are pure then keep it up. We need more nice feminine boys, not more sluts.

>>36466417
>make your partner happy by acting and looking like a woman
girls fucking suck and so do femboys

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Words cannot describe the level to which I hate the autistic 'cuteboy/trap' culture spreading its tentacles across every board on this website. Each and every attention-whore "femboy" is another blemish on the decadent state of this Singaporean fresco messaging board. How disgusting ~

>>36466401
Because you would totally fuck somebody who fit that description right? Also all of those can be fixed if he put any effort into his life and the crater face was completely avoidable. Height is something you can never change, I'm 5'5 and have absolutely 0 chance in life unless I become a fucking billionaire or le cyootboi ecksdeedeede

>>36466435
Femboys are fun to pump and dump but they have no value beyond that. Too crazy/slutty/politically active to be worth anything.

>>36466518
exactly
hence why masculine boys are infinitely better than femboys could ever hope to be

>>36466437
if yuos can't into fighting them why not become one ,':^y

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Why is this thread still alive? I'm unable to think of an answer

>>36466437
you're clearly just trying to get the haters to fuck you by pretending to be on their side

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>>36466540
Honestly a couple years ago when I was still an impressionable teen I got into this stuff and it made me feel dirty. The shallow sexual nature behind everyone's intentions lends to archetypal "cutesy" "femboys" getting far more attention than anyone with a unique personality or stable mental status. It's a crap-shoot for both sides that ends in the same level of obnoxious internet drama from any group that takes themselves too seriously. Overall, just a community of shallow people trying to fuck each other, and I can't interact with people like that.
Cross-dressing still feels nice though~

>>36466649
mate this is /r9k/, literally everyone on here is a virgin and would jump at the chance to fuck a living person be they male (female) or female (male), there's not much interaction beyond "Do you want to fuck me?" and "Yes".

>>36466550
Women are so shit men have to fuck other men to feel some desire to stay alive

>>36466723
Even as a virgin I have standards. It's healthy to hold something of value. Your virginity is special in my opinion !

>>36466437
I love it because it's not normiegay Chadbros in jockstraps beating the shit out of each other and, like, fat bears pooping on themselves. Normiegay culture is crap. Mascfags have this whole layer of self-loathing and alienation that's completely different from my own self-loathing and alienation, and I can't stand it.

>>36466740
Millennials are having less sex than any generation this century, and people are still breathing down our necks about how we're degenerate. My grandpa had his pick of Vietnamese war brides, my great grandpa could go down to the docks and pick up a new whore every night, but these people are complaining because we're, what? Posting nudes? Typefucking people? Look, I've cut my human contact down to the bare minimum necessary to prevent myself from eating the mini thirty. I'm still a virgin. What else could you possibly ask of me?

>>36466518
You're from the other site, I take it? The politics thing is probably just because a lot of /pol/ple said they wanted to kill them. You'd have to be pretty dense to side with people who keep talking about how they want to murder you. Not that I, personally, have changed my views much.

>>36467109
I've seen you post that first paragraph before and it still doesn't make any sense.

>>36467278
I've seen this sentiment before, so I reposted it. It might not make a lot of sense to someone who's not into that.

>>36467109
By politically active I mean more as in bringing it up every conversation and getting mad when you disagree in the slightest. I hate statists of all colors, as long as nobody comes for my guns or weed I'm happy.

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>posting on 2 websites, trawling grinder and contemplating aids-bait CL again
>dead-end standards because fat robot virgin
>will happily blow old men
>small town hell
>no friends, no prospects anywhere that would allow me to move

I'm a little bit of a slut. It's a fact. I've sucked six or seven cocks in under 2 years. Not a huge number but it's the best I can do. The problem is now a little bit of arousal, a good trap image or boibutt and the the next few days ALL I want is a dick in my mouth. Help me /r9k/

>>36467109
>Mascfags have this whole layer of self-loathing
What?

>>36467475
Masculine faggots hate themselves. I suspect this isn't what you needed clarifying, but I'm frustrated and inclined to be unhelpful

>>36467518
>Mascfags = Masculine faggots

You're new here aren't you?

>>36467518
Where are you getting that from? All of the mascfags I know are extreme libertarians/ancaps and tell everyone who has a problem with it to go fuck themselves, they love being homos.

>>36467559
Well, you get several overlapping types. You've got the self-loathing type, who doesn't want to look gay, and so is overly macho and image-conscious, you've got the type who's less self-loathing but has an S&M thing so he's super-focused on power and domination, which gives him a thing for like, rape porn (not "oniisan I-I'm gonna..!" seduction stuff, "ungh take it faggot" stuff), you've got the kind of homely type who's a little fat or endomorphic and gets mad when he sees anyone who's younger or prettier than him getting attention. They're not all bad people, but there's only one I know who's not a complete tool, and he's still kind of a /pol/-tier dick.

>>36467766
Are you not in a homo friendly place then? I've never seen what you're describing except the jealous old fatties part. Which is also true for straights.

>>36467766
it sounds like you're basing this all off of opinions, stereotypes, and porn.

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i just wanna cuddle a trap 2bh

>>36468287
I'm basing it off the internet and channers, which is arguably not much better. Still cannot stand barashit, though. I could, at one point, but now looking back through my porn is like, what?

>>36468533
Furry bara is p good 2bh

>>36466518
Crazy in what sense would you say? There's a lot of different ways to but crazy

>>36468592
>p good
I respect your choice of pseudonymous forum format, and accept your culture's right to exist, but I do not approve of it, at all.

>>36469101
I don't care about your aproval 2bqhwy my dude

>>36469081
Huge mood swings, abandonment issues, asking why you even talk to them because they aren't good enough, constantly checking in on you, things like that. I'm fine with a bit of clinginess and I actually find it really cute in the right amount but a lot of them take it way too far.

>>36467472
>next few days ALL I want is a dick in my mouth
does it really feel that good? explain how it feels to have a cock in your mouth to me

>>36469314
I honestly can't even begin to describe it other than slimy and squishy. The submission part is a lot hotter than the actual act of putting a dick in your mouth. Uncut dicks also have a very distinct musk that's different for every guy (afaik) and the smell instantly gives me a raging boner.

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I swear to god if I see any of you little fucking twinks or traps running around wearing that in public i will ass rape you bareback in front of everyone.

>tfw still no succubus (male) dakimakura available

;_;

>>36466387
tfw no pure femboy bf

>>36457428
I-I need to ravage a trap.

>>36456529
Where do you get those pants???

>>36469773
>I swear to god if I see any of you little fucking twinks or traps running around wearing that in public i will ass rape you bareback in front of everyone.
Ok I ordered the shirt

Where are all the qt traps with big benis?

I find them the cutest since they're extremely self conscious about it. That, and my qt trap bf also likes the look of big benis traps.

>>36456821

hey so am i

but im looking for some real homoshit combined with that stuff

Holy shit I just brought one. I got the bottom left one since the top right would be social suicide at my school and the bottom left is a good balance.

With me luck on my adventure to get my asspucci ruined.

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Looks like boipussi is back on the menu boys

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>>36471793
ganbatte anon kyun!

>>36471793
bottom left looks horrible idiot
bottom right is the only real choice, it's the standard, the others aren't actual options but just autistic shilling by OP

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>>36456065
>which shirt will guarantee my asspucci gets ravaged?

you're so gay, I burst out with a loud laughter. Not even in /b/ I read such a statement.

btw I'm sad I read it here.

once upon a time, /r9k/ was for straight robots only.

then you tumblreddit faggots invaded our safe space.

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>falling for the jew trap meme

they are worse than women
they do less than women
they age worse than women
more instable than women
there are LESS in supply than women
more picky and choosy than women
more bitchy than women
higher chance of them cheating on you than women

stop
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retards
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>>36472277
btw check my fucking doubles you damn retarded niggers aids loving faggots

>>36472299
>>36472277
those are some fuckin gnarly digits my guy

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>>36472277
>>36472299
>these dubs

I'm oddly aroused

I'm gonna go take a shower and stream it, you homos wanna watch?

>>36472375
yes i really really do want to watch

>>36472375
Post your body first.

>>36472375
post livestream link

>>36472375
How ugly are you brah?

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>>36472375
>I'm gonna go take a shower and stream it, you homos wanna watch?
m-maybe

>>36472404
>>36472392
>>36472397
>>36472405
damn you guys are thirsty

aiight hold up wont take long, im making a new ustream account

and im not ugly btw

>>36472519
awaiting delivery
don't keep me hanging

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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/j8LFjkYFtZ3

its up boys

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btw no recording faggots

>>36472519
>inb4 overweight ugly freak

I'm still gonna watch tho

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What is this succubus male meme?
IM GONNA NEED A QUICK RUNDOWN

>>36461470
having your ass eaten feels good whoever you are

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btw im not a trap im justa homo lol

>>36472573
you are ugly
I don't want to watch this
stop the stream

>>36472622
kek

just let it happen

>>36471793
>>36472219
I like that bottom left one :3

>>36472573
Thank you senpai. You have a lovely voice.

>>36472594
So close anon, he not fat, just ugly

Kek

>>36472661
you really shouldn't like it desu
it's objectively a bad design
looks like the kinda t shirt a high school anime club might make

the bottom right looks nice, people won't automatically assume you are some weeb perv

kys pls

gigigig

>>36472688
>>36472622
he's not ugly you prison gay little shit

sorry to dissappoint should i go on/????????

i still have to take a shower anyways

I'm going to buy bottom right but I'm not cute

Should I still wear it in public

>>36472712
>Should I still wear it in public
of course, how else would you find your /r9k/ bf

>>36472705
DO IT FAGGOT

684164186468

>>36472705
yes

and stream it.
Also buy bottom right shirt

>>36472691
Most people just won't recognize it. The top right one is pervy to anyone though.

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top right is actually the best
bottom right is best if you don't want to be caught by normalfags, but it's still meh minimalist shit
bottom left looks bad
top left is bad too, but would wear as a meme shirt alone

>>36472573
DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE EATING POUTINE

YOU ARE A CANUCK

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weve come past the point of no return boys

the show must go on

>>36472704
Whatever

He wouldn't look bad with a shave tho

>>36472712
I am in the same seat anon. It is haard.

>>36472609
Heres a quick run down

>All virgins bow to Succubus(male)
>In contact with semen daemons
>Rumoured to have sexual draining powers
>Owns fuccboi shops across the world
>Direct bloodline with Satan(girl)
>Will bankroll the first vigin sperm donation bank
>Owns all the onahole editiing rsearch facilities on earth
>First desiginer babies will be traps
>Has an IQ of 5
>You likely are inside a Succubus(male) right now
>Learned fluent Engrish in under an hour
>Succubus(male) will guide humanity to a new age of boipussi and trap fucking

>>36472738
Even if they don't recognize it, the bottom left looks like garbage
why would anyone unironically buy that?

The only actual choice is bottom right, the others are just there to maintain the illusion of choice

>>36472691
>looks like the kinda t shirt a high school anime club might make
and this is bad? :3

>the bottom right looks nice, people won't automatically assume you are some weeb perv
b-b-b-but I am like that ;_;

>>36472762
wear it on days you want to suck dick

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can a straight manlet like myself just wear something like this ironically

>>36472785
I will senpai. Thank you. >w<

show us your butt op

>>36472747
Where are you in quebec?

>>36472787
most people won't recognize it anyway

>>36472814
montreal

the blackhole of degeneracy

>>36472815
>most people
Those that do recognize it though?

>>36472821
Mets-en hahaha

>>36472826
will be too autistic to say anything probably

>>36472272
you're literally 12 years old

>>36472787
why the hell would a straight person wear the "fuck my ass" shirt
please don't

How much money do you guys think dakooters has made at this point

Also she lives near me should I try and fuck her bp

you have a nice body and looks funny
i am gonna watch

>>36472875
$3 from each shirt

she probably sold ~60, perhaps more
somewhere between 60-120 I would say

>>36468294
cuddle just cuddle not a trap you said trap because in your mind only a trap would as u value them so low, but in truth, you want anyone to cuddle, even a trap.

what the actual fuck i just watched a grown white man shower like a redneck looking cleutus rancher and i thought i was going to see a trap fuck me i saw a nightmare fucking why? you a streaming yourself memeing in the shower, not even showing your ass or some shit and your like 35 fucking stop and get yourself some kids and a 9-5 crackhead

>>36473085
He's 22, prison-gay boy ;^)

>>36473085
Shut up baka, he is my waifu, okay?

>>36473085
hahaha rule 1488 of 4chan. Never click on ANY link on here, even if its google or something safe.

but seriously i thought it was some 18 year old jsut out of college faggot with a fat ass and is a midget. it was no this.

>>36472765
Nice, very nice. How about an actual rundown?

>>36473162
Finding a hot short clean twink to creampie is as hard as finding a woman of equal looks and value.

>>36473200
That is the rundown. Or you can read the porn.

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trolled softly sorry dudes rofl

>>36473251
yOURE A FAILED CHAD

>>36473219
nah i /cuteboys has loads of scandanavian faggots but i guess theyre still average height at best.

>>36473264
i prefer the term, CYBORG

>>36473277
nah a cyborg doesn't talk like a chad

>>36473270
They also have fucking absurd standards and huge assholes if you're anything below an 8. I'm also 6'1 and like 3 of them said "maybe if you were a bit taller teehee :3" and weren't joking about it.

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>>36473297
>>36473277
sorry dude :))) I got digits, and you did not.

you'are post is invalid thank you for playing

real talk, I tried faking a chad to get girls and boys all my life but it doesnt work so its like a curse now

#22 KHV

>>36473344
faking a chad is just as good as being one. Too bad que t'as une maladie au moins t'es pas un autiste

>>36472827
pi toe, t'es ou dans le QC?

chuis un peu eccentric faque watch out

>>36473330
Where are you from? I know most of them don't like americans or eastern euros

>>36473414
fucking ukraine ;w;

>>36473414
longueuil

deux double dubs d'affilee, come on.

>>36473277
>>36473344
>>36473399

triple dubs pls check

>>36473387
garde, c'est pas d'ma crisse de faute

la maladie de peyronie c'est une crisse de blague cruelle

ben beau ESSAYER d'etre chad, dans le lit mon dick est incapable de rien faire, la plupart des gens icitte ne vivront jamais le shame eternelle de mon existence

just bander c'est douloureux TOP JEJ

would rather be dead desu-ne~kai~
>>36473448
lol ca fait trois dubs d'affile, je suis beni par Kek

amene toi a mtl gros

>>36473478
>amene toi a mtl gros

ok, chu down pour me faire Dahmer hahaha

>>36473582
shieeet

scary bro

j'ai pu tres envie de recontrer du monde non plus live

>>36473607
>pu

tu l'as deja fait? moi chu trop autiste pour ca tbqh

I used to think homos are just people like you and me but when I see shit like that I just can't feel sorry for faggots in shitskin countries getting hanged and stoned.

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>>36473660
ouais c'est une histoire d'horeur mon gars chai pas si tu veux entendre ca

>>36473684
kek

>>36473707
>ouais c'est une histoire d'horeur mon gars chai pas si tu veux entendre ca

bah c'est un peu ca le but de /r9k/

greentext it bro

>>36473684
if a redneck showering is enough to make you sympathize with ISIL, you need to get your thyroid checked out

>>36472875
where does dakooters live?
is the creator of the shirt actually cute?
does anyone have a picture of "dakooters"?

>>36473765
>get your thyroid checked
why do people keep saying this? what does it mean? Is the thyroid related to test levels or whatever

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>>36473781
just search the lgbt archives for kiwi

>>36473884
>harassing dakooters

Josh needs to be fed to the pigs again.

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>>36473731
>sur l'autre chan
>un board qui s'appele /cuteboys/
>genre j'etait gay desperate la, va JAMAIS sur ce board
>rencontre un supposer "cuteboy"
>on chat ensemble sur steam un couple de mois
>y veux ma dick
>chuis comme, "fuck it why not"
>y'avait d'lair correc sur ces photos
>y'habite a FUCKIN ST JEROME
>yolo j'achete un billet d'autobus
>jva la
>jarrive chez lui, ride de trois heures de temps, sacre
>cest un NEET typique
>jamais travailler
>sortait jamais de chez lui
>habitait dans le sous-sol de sa grandmere LOL
>avait un chat
>etc
>mais le worst mon gars
>LE WORST
>cetait le fait qu'il etait plus grande que MOI TBK DE CRISSE
>chuis 6 pied, il etait genre 6 pied 3
>un tall "cuteboy" ou un tall trap cest deguelasse
>en plus
>EN PLUS MON NEG
>JE TE WARN MON NEG
>IL AVAIT UNE DENTITION DE CAUCHEMAR
>AHHHHHHH
>DES DENTS HORRIBLES DE NEET MON GARS
>alors je suis juste parti
cuckchan cuteboys
NEVER EVER

women suck, men suck
might as well die lonely and a virgin

>>36473884
7/10 would bang maybe

>>36473928
can you retype this in English

>>36473935
are u one of the people who was bullying me????

>>36460163
says (cow) milk

>>36473935
Jean Giraud over here doesn't like tall guys. Or NEETs. Come on, your whole country's NEETs who go into the salon maybe once a week to write biting reviews of each others' plays. You play an accordion.

>>36473928
>le worst

>>36473928
shit. Pas plaisant ca. jsuis jamais aller sur /cuteboys/ vu que les board slow m'interesse pas vraiment

mais si t'allais le fourrer t'aurais pas eu de la misere avec ta maladie anyway?

chu 6 pieds aussi, combien tu peses

>>36473988
>>36474027

what are you talking about?

you didnt understand what i wrote at all dude


>>36473935
>go on 4x4chan
>on a board called /cuteboys
>at that point I was desperately gay, BAD IDEA
>NEVER GO ON CUTEBOYS
>meet a supposed "cuteboy"
>we chat together a couple of months on steam
>hes fucking gay and wants my dick
>common sense not working, Im like "why not?"
>he _LOOKED_ okay in his pics
>desperate
>he lives fucking THREE HOURS AWAY by bus uggh
>kms, buy a bus ticket and wing it there
>get to his place
>NEET
>never worked
>failed high school
>lived in his grannys basement
>had a cat (the cat was a cunt, sorry)
>but
>BUT
>BUUUUUT MOTHERFUCKERS
>he was taller than me
>the (bot) taller than the (top)
>product not as described
>me, 6 feet tall, him, 6 foot 3
>>>>>>>tall traps
>>>>>>>tall cuteboys
>no
>but
>BUTT
>BUUUUUUT MOTHERFUCKERS
>he had the most awful
>horrifying
>teeth
>i had ever seen
>a blowjob from those daggers wouldve left me a MtF
>I stayed there for 15 minutes, took a shit, drank one of his beers and just left
>blocked him everywhere
>feesweirdman

never ever do it

>>36474030
170, j'fais du velo a chaque jour, 365 24/7 faque j'ai techniquement _jamais_ skipper le leg day

le docteur en 2015 m'avait dit que la maladie etait mon pire que ca, mais cetait un docteur de marde. un autre m'a dit que c'etait fuckin bad en 2016. je croyais avoir ete capable de fourrer, mais ca aurait pas work trop bien

>that feel when no west coast tgf to cuddle and love
why go on

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>>36474186
this life...... wasn't meant for us.... brother......

>>36474182
aaah ca explique ton air de chad, t'es en forme. C'est vraiment dommage pour ta dick, t'as une bonne structure faciale aussi. T'aurais l'air pas mal chad si t'etais cut aussi

>>36474267
yo cet histoire de Dahmer c'est fucking TERRIFIANT big, je vais avoir des nightmares

>tfw I'm 5'4"
>missed out on mones
>missed out on fuckin'
>literal virgin
>shorter than women
>not pretty enough for gays

really does rush my mid

>>36474333
>trips

kek is letting you know he's protecting you lmao

bro pourquoi t'as peur, si t'allais chez Dahmer il ferait juste te droguer, te driller un trou dans la crane pis verser de l'acide sulfurique dedans pour voir si tu deviens zombie. Tu te reveillerais avec un mal de tete, tu realiserais que le gars est un malade dans tete, tu sortirais de son apart tout nu en courant, apres tu te ferais arreter en plein chemin par un policier. Dahmer arriverait pour dire au policier que t'es son chum pis que vous avez eu une dispute, pis le policier s'en irait pis te laisserait avec lui true story

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>>36474463
ouais je viens de finir sa page wikipedia

fuckin' way she blows...

j'ai eu comme 5 dubs pi un trips

en echange j'ai fait le retard sur stream sur /r9k/
kek works in mysterious ways

>>36474414
i want to shower you with compliments and make you feel good

Dear traps of /r9k/,
What kind of clothing to you prefer your men wearing? Well dressed or comfy? Flashy or flat?
Thanks.

>>36475010
Well dressed outside and comfy inside.. or naked.

why is there so much french in this thread

>>36475493
french guy streamed himself showering, then started shitposting with another french guy

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>>36475493
allo

I streamed some retardation on the ustream channel posted above

I mentioned I liked poutine on my stream, someone oute-

>>36475518
What this guy said

>>36475540
oh you were the streamer
I thought you were cute desu

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>>36475557
D-doushio anon-chan

I've been doing these types of dumb streams for years, help!!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/j8LFjkYFtZ3

round two im going to buy some beer

>>36475988
and btw i got dubs again

6 dubs, 1 trips

actually nvm i need to let my phone charge, bout 10 mins

>>36476012
Good luck senpai. MEOW

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>>36476095
okay it will be live and up in 4-5 mins the beer run is ON

we're live on the ustream dudes

fuckin 3g bitrate

You are the slowest grocery shopper in existence

>almost 100 have watched this fag take a shower and shop
why

Never before seen footage of the inside of a grocery bag

>>36476870
u mad fr@ggot?


i always delete streams and make new channels after a week or two

>>36476783
i was stoned man, I was trying my best not to sperg out around the other grocers i get really nervous next to people ive never met when im high

>>36476783
I didn't watch that stream (only the shower) but I'm not surprised. It took him forever to even get in there

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nite dudes rofl, try not to end up in a thread where I pop in next time

and btw i blessed this thread with countless gets so you'll all be getting cute gfs and bfs soon ;')