Normie Watching

Prank idea:
>find takeaway restaurants in the vicinity of sloppy joe's
>have them deliver to "the group stood outside sloppy joe's"
>have them call out for "bane" to identify the customer
>sit back and watch the unwitting normies saying "BANE?" on a webcam thousands of miles away and getting confused

>>36456024
let's do this please oh please

looks like i'm missing out on the time of my life!

>>36456118
I tried to put together this prank a few years ago on /b/. There was about half a dozen of us with an IRC and dedicated raid page for it. The plan was to get every kind of delivery service converging on there at the same time, including escorts, locksmiths, mormons...

In the end, I had technical issues with calling anonymously from the UK and the yanks involved seemed to all bottle it. Nobody showed. There just happened to be a gay parade going on at the designated time as well. Could've been great.

>>36456024
god tier idea right here

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>>36455892
Love cctv nice thread based (OP)

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>tfw these girls are not just out of my league but also thousands of miles away

>>36456311
Me too. I sometimes keep this Tenerife webcam playing on my second monitor for ambience, but it's quiet right now due to it being 4:40am.

http://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/canarias/santa-cruz-de-tenerife/playa-los-cristianos.html

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>>36456612
nice. if you want traffic cameras that refresh there is an app called weatherbug took me a while to find it so I thought I would share with you.
http://weather.weatherbug.com/weather-camera/

>>36456726
refresh automatically (indefinitely) Is what I meant to type

>>36456200
get a burner phone for 5gbp you failed normie

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>>36456726
Awesome. Always good to add new webcam bookmarks. I assume you have the obvius ones like Earthcam, but here's a few you might not:

http://www.mylivestreams.com/webcam-locations/
http://www.webcamhopper.com/
https://worldcam.eu/

I like to combine webcams with Flight Radar...
https://www.flightradar24.com/
...whenever I see a plane on cam. It lets you check out live info on any plane. There's one for ships too:
http://www.marinetraffic.com/

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>>36456919
I'll be honest, I kind of expected there to be an easy way to do it online for free, and for someone else to call at least one place. I'm the ideas guy of the operation.

>>36456944
There's also police scanners and other audio feeds that can add to the webcam/cctv experience:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/

If you can stomach the occasional Nazi post, /pol/ puts on quite an entertaining Chicago police scanner thread on a weekend:
>>>/pol/122202082
Quite comfy, combined with a Chicago webcam:
https://www.sportsworldchicago.com/wrigley-field-cam/
https://itservices.uchicago.edu/services/webcams/

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>>36456944
the flight and ship radar is dope af ...thanks.

>>36456944
>>36457421

The ship one isn't radar. It is their AIS system.

>>36457503
>AIS
very nice. thanks for clarifying.

>>36457503
why are some cctv cameras public access and others aren't? is there no way to access any and all cctv cameras?

>>36457585

I think the public access ones are just ones people have left as default password or no password.

>>36455892
watching this makes me content to never go out again.

>>36458040
I've been that way for 10+ years. I used to go out drinking and doing drugs with friends just like these guys, 2-3 times a week. Even played in various bands for a while. I was full normie, except I didn't have the confidence to actually pick up any women, so the frustration was horrible. Going home alone after a night like this is soul destroying, not to mention the drama of being surrounded by a load of drunken teens and 20-somethings.

Seeing this rabble partying all over the street makes me nostalgic, and a little jealous of their youthful fun, but I know I'd hate to be out there right now. I'm much happier to watch from a distance, like watching animals at a zoo.

So, who's gonna call in the bomb threat?

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>>36455892
....they all look so happy......

>>36458255
That would be hilarious. Not gonna encourage it because of laws and rules and shit, but I would laugh my ass completely off.

Just start ordering food there, pretend to be having a party and request a shit ton of pizza, there is a papa John's nearby

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tis meks mi fe-l lic a scrity gard likb in 5 nites at freddies....

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hold on a sec, theres a very robotic looking individual in a blue shirt on his phone, probably phoneposting.

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I want that group of feminists to humiliate me in public

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>tfw all of these Chad's out with their perfect gfs

Why even live?

>>36458646
Saw some seriously cute young ladies at the bar by themselves earlier. Wished I was there for a second, then realised I'd have no idea how to approach them even if I was there, and in their league, and had the balls to talk to them.

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>>36458681
Even the manlets are with girls. What the fuck is this?

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>>36455892

I HOPE THEY ALL FUCKING DlE

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Bachelorette party in the bar. I'm guessing that's the group with little black dresses and purple wigs that walked in earlier.

these two normans arguing in the middle of the sidewalk, detaching from their meaningless sqaubble only to jeer at people who dare nudge them

so arrogant yet so cowlike

Dying to see a fight break out. Is there some way we can make them fight?

someone please order a group of escorts to show up i need some entertainment tonight please

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>>36458921
There's a place right around the corner:

https://www.yellowpages.com/search-map/key-west-fl/escort-service

I dunno if they'll want paying online before they go though. Never ordered an escort, I have no idea. Would be funny to get her to wait there, then order her a pizza.

>>36459010
Holy shit I'm about to order an XL pizza and watch the guy go nuts with confusion

>>36459070
Tell him to yell for "bane."

>>36458733
Why does Florida have so many manlets?

Two Stacy's dancing on the stage cam

Now a Chad circlejerk on the stage cam

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Would you?

I probably would.

>>36459070
are you actual ordering the pizza now

>these chads bro-ing out on the dancefloor
Is there no way we can call up the bar and have staff pass on a message that will make them fight?

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>>36459202
lad.......how low are your standards

>>36459259
Obviously not low enough because I'm alone.

>tfw too late
No normies for me

>>36460415
OP here, I might do another thread for the Saturday night as well. 2am GMT this time (8pm EST), so there should be normies galore for about 6-7 hours.

>>36460473
Alright friendo thanks a lot

>>36459202
we found /ourgirl/

>streets are empty and everyone is cleaning up
This is making me feel extra lonely.

>>36461168
i feel bad for these wageslaves
i also feel bad for you
and for myself
and for everyone else on this wretched earth

Holy shit is sooo comfy now! Rain and lights. God Tier. Get back on guys!!

>>36462236
That's really nice. Soothing.

Tenerife cam has woken up now btw:

https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/canarias/santa-cruz-de-tenerife/playa-los-cristianos.html

>>36462290
Do you have anything as comfy as the OP?

>>36462322
Nope, can't beat that.

>>36456367
pretty sure one of those is a tranny

>>36455892
lol, a street sweeper just went by spraying water in the rain. drove over a bunch of trash, trash was still there after it passed. TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

>>36462393
i noticed that lol he actually already went over it before so he has to go over one more time

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They all look so functional and content...