>the male (male) roastie

Except some gay guys (me) find that hot as fuck. No one likes roasties. No one.

I think uncut dicks are healthier-looking because they're kept moist, unlike cut ones.

>>36450329
>they're kept moist
Perfect for fungus, cottage, smegma and stink build up.

>>36450365
It's easy to clean, just pull it back. Enjoy having no sensitivity in your dried up cock

>>36450243
Needs more wet.
Not enough precum oozing out and coating everything as he tugs down.

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>>36450243
What in the fuck are you spewing out for the sake of making a shitty thread?

Roastie means SLUT.
Originating from "roast beef looking vagina" i.e vagaina that has been used a lot and is prolapsed; causing it to like roast beef.

How does having an uncut dick in any way represent how "slutty" a male is you fucking brainlet?

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>>36450365
>Body part gets dirty
>Better cut it off
Brb just shaving my head so I don't get dandruff and pulling out my teeth so I don't have to brush them.

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>having to use lube when you jerk off

Could cutfags be any more pathetic?

>>36450506
I'm cut and I can jerk off just fine without lube.

>>36450534
sure thing, callus dick.

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>>36450466

t. moastie (male roastie)

>>36450534
Same, the renaming akin does the job just dandy

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>tfw uncut penis
>tfw 1.5 inches flaccid with an extra 3 inches of foreskin at the end
>tfw 10 inches erect
>tfw cutfags don't realize that a saggy foreskin means your cock is actually huge when you get hard and it causes the skin to stretch resulting in 'excessive' foreskin

>>36451050
Stop trying to make it happen it's not going to happen

>having a dick untouched by the Jew is the equivalent of being a roastie
Good fucking goyim

>>36450534
because your dick has lost all sensitivity in the head.

>>36451130
>tfw uncut
>tfw 3 inches flaccid
>tfw 5 inches erect

heh.... kiddo.... ... you still got some learning.. .to do....

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>>36451777
Figures, the only time I get triple 7's is when I'm being truthful about my cock.

>>36451130

>5 inches flaccid
>7 inches erect

I look like a fucking monster when I'm soft.

>>36450466
Some virgins are born with a roast beef looking vagina.Therefore, you misunderstand this. Roastie is about the way it looks, not the girl. No way a virgin can be a slut. You're autistic.

>>36451900
>the "virginal roastie" meme
top hah, I've seen a lot of pizza vids and never have I seen anything resembling an Arby's sandwich on any one of those grills
try harder, roastposter

>>36451236
shut up moastie cuck

>>36451958
Lol. Look it up. It does happen. Also some girls that have a lot of sex do not end up with roast beef vags. It all depends on the girl really.

>>36450329
yeah but op is just nasty. too much skin.

>>36450243
Fucking yanks, Shlomo's brainwashed you all into thinking a mutilated cock is normal eh?

>>36450243

Is this a meme cock or is the same guy as yesterday posting it all the time.

>>36450243
I want to put my mouth on it!
I'm D R I P P I N G downstairs.

>>36450281
That's gross...
>>36450281
Your gross and homo...it's OK..as long as you're not a paedophile

>>36450506
Am uncut and been spitting on my dick since I was 11. Before I could even cum I would literally jerk it till it was all bloodied and dried from the friction. Couldn't piss or open it.

Used to be scared of getting hand job cause no spit.

Years later it hit me
>just tell them to spit on it

>>36453299
Thought about seeing the doctor? That doesn't sound normal.

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>>36452972
>not being a pedo in 2017

>>36452859
>I want to put my mouth on it!
stop being gay

>>36453348
XX sex chromosomes here bro.

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Why is it legal to mutilate young boys but illegal to mutilate young girls?

>>36453386
I honestly don't understand. You'd think considering how women lie about everything (including their looks thanks to makeup etc) they'd even be encouraged to get their roasties cut off.

>>36453318
I had zero problem with sex or blowjobs.

I just have to keep spittin while jerking. Dick looks naturally moist too.

The only time I have precum that I can feel so no need for spit is when I'm high. Weird.

>>36453337
That's disgusting.

>>36453386
It should be illegal.

>>36452716
>>36452626
Say penis, a cock is a rooster...

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>>36450243

This is the face of a male roastie, If you've never heard the story why then don't bother it'll only make you wish you hadn't

>>36453369
post eggs

>>36453386
Zionist-occupied government