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>>36449952
Thanks for the daily survey master cohen.

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>>36449952
really just a natsoc though

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>>36449952
Alright, I did it. Now what?

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some of the questions are really stupid.

>>36450136
says the communist

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I made it through almost half the test before realizing almost all my answers were "Unsure".

Most of them I just don't know what to think and I have no idea what some of these statements even mean. How do you learn about these things?

>>36450125
what a faggot, i would say it's okay if you're like 80 years old lol

>>36450185
keep sucking our corporate overlords dicks anon

>>36450241
>thinking everyone is equal

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im NatSoc

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Not really surprising

>>36450125
>>36450310
I'm pretty sure if you were NatSoc it would say NatSoc, you idiots.

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>>36450349
nah mate, i doubt they even have that

>>36450125
>>36450310
Commies
>>36450131
>>36450136
SJWfags
>>36450313
sensible human

>>36450391
>>36450131 here, I ain't no SJW, I'm more of a 'live and let live' sort of guy who thinks that people who need help should get it. That's all.

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>>36450391
>natsoc
>commies
your IQ isn't too high is it anon?

>>36450391
Thx mate. I dont whant the contol your life. Just go on and do you shit yourself, and i do my shit.

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Im honestly kinda suprised at how different all these tests can be
Last one i took labeled me as a moderate republican.

>>36450432
>socialism
>communism

Your IQ isn't too high is it anon?

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>>36449952
Peace and love, robros.

>>36450215
Wikipedia is a good place to start. If you think you might be liberal or conservative just google one or the other and start chaining terms until you have some more concrete questions to research.

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>>36450515
it actually is pham, but you're the one who called me a commie even though i hate commies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptw41GUKLpc

>>36450518
Oy vey goyim, I called the other people SJWfags, but that was before I saw this degeneracy.

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Feels good the be a /FashyGoy/

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Who here /anti-nwocentrist/
I would be more nationalistic if I wasn't also a secularist

>>36450599
Take that shit over to >>>/pol/

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yet another fashisd reporting

>>36450651
>egalitarian
>fascist

Pick one

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>>36449952
Debate me oregano

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My comment is 100% original you robot prick

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This test is complete bullshit.
The questions are ambiguous as fuck.
Only an ideologue could answer these questions with real conviction.
Stopped the test when inheritance and capital gains were lumped together.

>>36450680
>>36450708
you two should fuck

originally

>>36450669
closer to strasserist than your average alt-meme fashisd really

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wtf is ultra capitalism

>>36450125
you're not socialist.If you were natsoc your economic value would be more towards equality.

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>>36449952
I'm stupid. This is original.

>>36450777
Trips of truth. Fuck off you wannabe edgelord

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heil jeebus :DDDDD

>>36450772
mean you have a huge sack

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>>36449952
Who knew loving your country and hating dissidents made you a Fascist ?

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>>36449952
It's something

spices

>>36450634
fuck off /r9k/ is a right-wing board

>>36450930
>Centrist
I don't say this a lot but I think you might be a cuck.

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I don't know, somewhat better than most quizzes I've taken?

There is a serious need for national socialist identifiers, eg "I believe in class collaboration over class competition" or "I believe there are physical, mental, and cultural differences between races"

That would honestly change my answers. Like, "I believe in universal healthcare." Yes, but only for whites, not for niggers, they can keep killing themselves with fried chicken n sheeit

>>36450933
kill yourself r/donnie

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>>36450930
whats up my centrist brother

>>36450945
Cuck, Nazi or an SJW.

Really made me think, thanks for that

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Alrighyy
Origigi

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>>36450961
hope you get thrown out of a helicopter

>>36451004
>not being capitalist
uwot ?

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>>36449952
Here it is breh

Central Europe is my home if that makes any difference

>>36450752
Yep like do you think your contry is good, well fuck no its a fucking islam infestested gobbly state. But i know you will make me less authoritarian if i pick yes so...

>>36451033
your the sort of cuck that is ruining Europe, if your Austrian especially I hope you die

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>You like capitalism and don't approve of globalist practices
>YOU CONSERVATIVE FUCK
yeah, no.

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I want to die in a war that matters so fucking bad

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>>36450518
Very much so. Once you've lived in Scandinavia, you can't imagine ever going somewhere that isn't a socialistic society.

>>36451065
there is nothing wrong with being conservative though

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far right libertarian here

>>36451068
Don't we all fampai

>>36451081
1) That's basically an insult in this day and age
2) It implies I value traditions and preserving culture over change, which isn't even remotely true.

>>36451095
ewwww fucking neo

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>>36449952
>be European
>most of these questions are fucking ridiculous and my country already has most of these freedoms implemented
>Americans are fucking insane if they think they have any left-wing anything

What a wild ride this was.

>>36451011
>5/5 countries in the top 5 of HDI are socialistic/strongly left leaning
I hope you don't GENUINELY believe it's a bad political philosophy, surely you're just memeing. Right?

>>36451108
If being conservative is an insult to the people around you, you are in very poor company

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Some of the questions were real dumb but I think my end result was pretty accurate.

>>36451065
>i'm not conservative i just believe in conservative values
ok
what exactly is bad about being conservative anyways?

>>36451146
And with socialistic, I meant social democratic.

>>36451146
im not memeing at all, I care more about private property and the free market than the well being of degenerates that refuse to work and use up welfare

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>>36449952
>8values.github.io

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>>36450930
>>36450963

Why can't we all just get along?

Cucks, nazis, Ahmeds, kikes and commies should all gassed so the rest of us can have peace.

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>>36451175
>>36451176
Don't bother, Americans are crazy. They really don't get it.

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N E U T R A L G O O D
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Not too bad I think

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There is my boner for Singapore and Hong Kong explained.

>>36451199
Im from central Europe actually

>>36451208
Singapore has based taxes, only 15% all the time. Really want to move there sometime

>>36451109
whats the problem dirty comie

>>36451058
I don't even give a fuck senpai. At least 8 questions I answered with the neutral.

Why the fuck would anyone with functioning brain bicker or devote their time on politics? You will never ever change anything at all about the system so enjoy being a slave cuck talking about how the game should be played if you yourself are lower than a peasant on the board.

The one and only way to change shit is to storm the policucks and throw them out the window. As my ancestors did.

Defenestration when

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>>36451216
Who, the dude who thinks that socialism is bad? Well, sucks to have no identity then, teenagers tend to join edgy groups when they feel neglected don't they?

I'm sorry about your loss.

>>36451247
Im the Capitalist Fascist guy lmao

>>36451176
Well then it will surely shock you that the average GDP per capita of those 5 countires is roughly ~60k usd per capita, with 4/5 countries being equal to or above the US in GDP per capita, whereas the US only has a GDP per capita of 53k usd.

>B- but guys, social democracism is bad and will make us p-poor commies

When will the Americans wake up? desu you should be nuked like the japs, worked wonders for them. The real redpill.

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you faggots can't touch my edge

>>36451254
I am so confused by your post. First of all I do have an identity being a Nationalist and second of all aren't the Socialists the edgy ones ? They are the ones always talking about taking away the money from the rich and hating Capitalism.

>>36450907
My polar opposite.

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Why so war r9k?

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>>36451255
doesnt matter fascist is bad as comies(too big government) and should be thrown of helicopter

>>36451279
First of all I am from Central Europe and second of 60k annual is pretty much the max you can realistically make in those countries due to the fact that the taxes get drastically higher the more you make. For example in Austria the taxes reach up to 50% on personal income. People like me have to live in tax havens and use complicated loopholes to keep our gains. But the reality is always the same, you cannot tax the really rich, those 50% taxes just harm doctors and lawyers the actually wealthy cannot be taxed.

>>36450777
National socialism is not marxism. The majority of the economic questions had to do with marxism. Need I say again, NatSoc =/= Marxism?
This test is pretty retarded.

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>>36449952
I'm a boring man and I like to think I'm rational when I just like to avoid conflict.

>>36451290

All of socialism isn't turbo-cuck communism.

If you think there should be any kind of welfare provided by the state at all then you support socialism.

>>36451353
>60k annual is pretty much the max you can realistically make in those countries
If you don't get an education, that is. (or if you're talking about after taxes)
What is it that you want to buy that you can't afford?

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Not really surprised. You know what this proves though? Being a lonely loser knows no politics.

>>36451381
I don't think there should be any sort of welfare or social security though.

>>36451391
Its after taxes, and it's not about being able to afford everything its about being able to keep your hard earned money without it being stolen by the goverment to pay for assholes that sit around on welfare all day or for turks to go to school and get an education that they aren't going to use anyways

>>36450631
>social liberal
>normiebook
Fuck off

These questions are fucking terrible, they are ambiguous
"public utilities like roads and blah should be publicly owned"
well obviously, you just said public utilities, its a contradiction to even say PUBLIC utilities arent PUBLICLY owned

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Tfw centrist libtard

>>36451428
So, you would rather have a large number showing on your bank account when you're dead, than you would like that money being used for the good of everyone? (money that would come back to your own pockets anyway, if you remember the rampant consumerism before the economic crisis). Spending money is healthy, hoarding or cheating with taxes is not.

>>36451409

So if you get injured at work they should just put you down like an animal?

>>36451446
wtf
It is more important to retain peaceful relations than to further our strength.
obviously peace is the most important, but STRENGTH can be a means to PEACE

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>>36451386
nice, but you still must understand importance of fuhrer

>>36451473
Yeah it's pretty stupid on the war front at least. Want a strong military to boost the economy? Think that your countries wars don't need to be justified? yer a warmonger, Harry. Even if you don't actually want to start wars, but just feel it's your own countrys' business.

Rage quit after the first question

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Pretty decent, beats political compass at least. Though I'm more of a demsoc really.

tfw taxation is theft

>>36451465
If you were injured while acting under order from an employer without taking unnecessary risks/under the influence, I think even a libertarian would be okay with paying out, its what employers have insurance for.
Also just looked at the comment you are responding to and it has nothing to do with OHSA/workers comp. Soc security /welfare has nothing to do with what you just said

>>36451457
Yes I prefer the money goes to me than to the uneducated dumb masses. and avoiding taxes becomes necessary thanks to the social-democratic tax policies. And why is hoarding money not healthy ? Do I not have the right to do with what I have earned as I please ? Or do you want to steal it from me like the Communist that you are ?

>>36451465
>what is an employee-employer agreement
>what is private insurance

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tfw invisible hand

>>36451517
Hello friend. I'm >>36451399

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>progressive
>scientific

lmao what liberal bullshit. "Progressive" is the opposite of progress in reality. Liberals are the ones who are focused on keeping everything anti progress.


I dont believe in traditionalism and believe we should heavily fund privatized sciences and space traevel. Wheres the option for that? what a BS test.

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>http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
Post results

>>36451176
>than the well being of degenerates that refuse to work and use up welfare
Are people actually this dumb? Being unemployed sucks, you can barely afford to live off unemployment benefits (most places you can't unless you have a place to live for free). While there may be a slim minority that don't work because they are work shy fags, the majority just cannot find employment (or are under employed) despite wanting to. This problem will only increase as automation claims more jobs.

Say rowboats, how do you think we should handle the world we're are heading into? While on one hand increases in technology often create new fields and jobs which somewhat offsets automation, but within our lifetime it is very possible that AI will progress to the point where it can work so autonomously that it barely needs any human regulation or support. How should this be handled; basic income, a select few own machines of production and reap their spoils or something else?

>>36451577
also note, i dont care for laws being everywhere and evidently that makes me authoritarian. Once again left sided BS test.

>>36451465
They can just put me down like an animal anyways, idc

>>36451457
the most important principle is freedom imo
if you need to curb freedom by taking peoples rightfully earned money and give it to others, its not worth the actual good you can do with the money, especially since the strings that come with taking/giving that money also have consequences for personal freedoms

>>36451547
>Do I not have the right to do with what I have earned as I please
But you stated that you had nothing to do with them, why do you care then?
May I ask where you live?
And money hoarding is not healthy, because it stagnates the economy. it makes *literally* everyone poorer.
But sure, you have the right to do with your money as you'd please. I assume you pay to use any and all infrastructure you use, since you dont pay taxes? I assume you paid for your own schooling (doesn't seem like you had any).
I assume you pay for everything that any other person gets from the state, out of your own pocket. Because if you down, you're a hypocrite and a thief who deserve nothing more than the gallows.

>>36451586
Make your own thread faggot

>>36451587
just tax machines.
also why should I have to pay for the unemployed ? its not my fault that they are unemployed. and its sort of their own fault for not having any money saved up.
>inb4 poor parents and shitty upbringing
thats their lot in life not everyone gets lucky, some have to suffer for others to prosper.

>>36451522

Employees give up their right to sue and the government manages a program funded by employers. It is a socialist program.

>>36451399
>democratic socialism

That cannot possibly exist what the flying fuck even is this

>>36451577
>Liberals are the ones who are focused on keeping everything anti progress.
How? By wanting to move away from fossil fuels and towards renewables?

>>36451558

>what is insurance

A kike scheme?

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Gas commie kikes

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>>36451586
I'm a commie. Yeah, rip into me I honestly don't care.

>>36451638
>pay to use any and all infrastructure
I still pay around 10% taxes so that should work it out
>Paid for your own schooling
Im actually from a good background so I went to private school
>Where do I live ?
Malta presently because of the comfy tax regulations

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>>36451647
I didn't want to flood the catalog with a bunch of muh politics threads so I decided to post it here. This amount of hostility is not needed and I will be putting my foot down. Watch your mouth and respect your fellow anons, anon

>>36451399
>democratic socialism
uwot ?

>>36451632
So what would you prefer:
a place where the unions upped your wages by 100% over a long period of time, and the state takes half for the benefit of everyone
>or
a place where the corporations pay you half the wages you could have gotten in a country with socialism, because noone is fighting for your rights, but then you don't have to pay taxes.

Socialism is taking from the megacorps and giving it back to the people, not stealing peoples freedom and gifting money to the lazy niggers.

>>36451671
Oh yes, those are so profitable and amazing especially when different factions of liberals are the ones preventing them from even fucking pushing it. I want you to know as a home owner I personally installed solar on my roof. As a result the liberal owned area decided to raise my fucking taxes because now the value of my house went up. I didn't save a single fucking dollar. That money I put into solar is worthless. Good job fuck liberalism. They want your money, not to make your life better. If fossil fuels werent better they wouldn't be used but nobody has come up with something that works better.

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not sure if i agree

I was more neutral than i normally am

>>36451654
first of all i think i am on your side
but does workers comp really prevent employers from sueing employers? its just a different state workers comp "court" (for adjudication etc) rather than a real court so what the fuck does it matter?

>>36451733
But the megacorps are still run by people ! People that worked hard to get where they are, people smarter than the rest, people that worked their way to the top. People that deserve the money they have rightfully earned.

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in reality i am a national socialist (emphasis on socialist. and nationalist desu)

>>36451759
Yes a corporation is whats running the place because they are the ones that make the laws :^)

>>36451763
>revolutionary socialsm
>socialism runs off the inability to revolutionize

holy shit the memes

>>36451763
still a communist cuck

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>>36449952
Hey whats up guys it's me, captain edgy capitalist libertarian who believes in slavery and classic caste systems. Might makes right.

>>36451792
ancap ?
orignal

>>36451733
kek I dont need the government or a union to "fight for my rights" i have actual human capital in form of education and experience, I dont need big daddy government to pick up the slack for me, I find gainful employment on my own on my own terms

Also, in the first one, at 50% of my income goes to fraud and waste ridden government programs where the second has each person's income going directly to their own interests

>>36451759

People that went to the same fraternity, jews that help other jews, people with daddy's money. Nepotism and cronyism are rampant in those circles.

>>36451763
Revolutionary socialism is probably as close as that test is going to get to NatSoc

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>>36451791
yes yes keep working goy- i mean prole. one day you might own this boot

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I wouldn't call myself a liberal but that's what it gave me

t. Former /pol/ack (not full blown natsoc but I was a conservative/libertarian/classical liberal type)

>>36451827
There is nothing wrong with those things though, just people helping each other. Don't you want to help other people like you ? Wouldn't you leave your money to your children and use your money and influence to help them if you were rich ?

>>36451751

The point was that it is a social program, that one can support some socialist policies without being a commiecuck that wants a revolution.

>>36451759
>People that deserve the money they have rightfully earned.

Those people don't get the money though, they just compound in a bank account somewhere and keep on growing. Of course the workers and the executives should be paid fairly for their work. But I don't think you fully grasp the amount of wealth that does nothing but create more wealth for the corporations (not any of the people working there)

>>36451714
I don't think you know what a community (or a national identity is). Good to know your kind gets scared away by the tax rates, because frankly your kind is (imo) detrimental to the further development of a society.

>>36451824
Not everyone has an incompetent government. (Also, you decide your own government it's called democracy. So vote for someone else)

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Live and let live, just don't ruin someone else's day.

>>36451841
I'm the OP and we have pretty close results. I also consider myself a classical liberal, and that is an option on this test, so I'm not sure it's 100% accurate

>>36451808
I'm more of a fuedalist since anarchy will never be possible.

I think countries are stupid, war is cool as fuck, and if we have no rules or very loose rules specific people can control, things would be a lot better.

Imagine rapture (if there was no weird slug-drug boom with genetic splicers) but there are 20 of them above land and they fight wars with robots and are constantly making scientific revolutions since they have no regulations and can enslave people and do all the shit they want. In 100 years we could be uploading important people into computers and live in simulations of comfortable lives at the speed of 1000 years in simulation for every second in real life.

We could go to the stars because we are able to test the limits of a real human, cure diseases because we can experiment on humans, warrior culture will thrive do the constant small wars over petty resources. Eventually, we'll just ascend.

>>36451856
I have a national identity but my country has become a socialist shithole. Why would I live in a place that is a husk of its former self just become its my country ?

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You can get nazi but it's very hard.

pro-tip you can edit the number values in the url once you have your results.

>>36451865
That progressive bar is nearing degenerate levels, but otherwise this is pretty sensible.

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>>36451731
>>36451662
I assume you Anons have never been to Europe?

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yeah, i expected this

>>36451888
nice dreams senpai but the reality is that the nation state system probably won't perish any time soon. Im on board with everything you said but realistically I think Statist-Capitalism is more practical

>>36451911
nazism isnt a thing, its national socialism what the fuck is wrong with these people?

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>tfw based centrist on all fronts

>>36451856
>Not everyone has an incompetent government.
point me towards a competent government please

>>36451850

Working harder or being smarter is rewarded under a meritocratic system, not one run rampant with nepotism and cronyism. You don't get the more qualified, you get the best connected.

>>36451881
Yeah I used to consider myself a classical liberal, but I'm more of a centrist now. (at least I try to be, as much of an apparently controversial opinion that is)

>>36451967
I sort of go back and forth between the two. I'm definitely economically centrist, it's mostly my social opinion that wavers.

>>36451935
my nigger

origigi

>>36451653
Because if you don't there will be increased poverty which brings increased disease and violence. Also if you fall on hard times, they'll pay for you.
>and its sort of their own fault for not having any money saved up.
Most working Americans would be bankrupted by a $700 loss, how can you save up for unemployment if you don't make enough money to save?

>>36451737
Although I support capital gains taxes, I disagree with tax hikes that deincentivise renewable energy and that create an undue burden on people who are just trying to own a home rather than rort the tax code and write off income, sorry to hear they cunted you anon, you should throw a solar panel through your congressman's office window.

>If fossil fuels werent better they wouldn't be used
This doesn't take into account the power of the fossil fuel industry's lobbyists or that fossil fuels already have infrastructure set up. It may cost a bit in the short term, but I think we need to just band-aid it and try to move away from old energy Thanks for trying to be part of the solution anon, I hope it becomes more cost effective for you in the future.

>>36451946
being better connected is a part of being a more capable human though, being able to socialise and make connections and position oneself well in all situations is part of climbing the natural order.

>>36451943
Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Holland, Germany, Finland.

Note that competent does not mean "perfect" or "employing all my favourite policies"

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the questions were absolute shit, fucking retarded

>>36452014
>Most working Americans would be bankrupted by a $700 loss, how can you save up for unemployment if you don't make enough money to save?
That's because people stay in the working class because they are fucking retards.

>>36452031
Those are all the countries being overrun by niggers and destroying themselves.

>>36452037
Is someone mad that they're a neo-liberal?

>>36452058
That is objectively not true.

>>36452058
B-b-but the governments are competent!

How would you fix that?

>>36452014
a huge fucking problem against non fossil fuels is that other liberals do shit like "OH NO YOU CANT PUT HYDRO POWER IN THE RIVER THINK OF THE FISH!!! or "OH NO YOU CANT PUT THAT WINDMILL ON THE HORIZON IT RUINS MY VIEW AND KILLS THE BIRDS!!" and other bullshit. If it were serious they'd stick that shit fucking everywhere.

Trust me, I've seen massive solar farms. They just take up land they don't produce nearly enough electricity to run things. Once the science takes off yeah sure nothing against it but right now the science doesn't really work and nobody is really invested in it. Also fuck new york raising my taxes bunch of dicks.

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>earthly political orientations

feast your eyes, plebs

>>36452031
Those are the exact opposite of competent uses of money
The correct usage of federal money should be to accomplish the responsibilities of the government, which should be to protect their citizens and adjudicate disagreements between citizens.
Importing millions of potential dangerous terrorists on your dole is the opposite of competent

The money you pay in taxes in those countries would be better spend buying a gun, but you cant even do that LOL

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All these fucking commies and Fascists in this thread, FUCKING GET OUT !

>>36452122
>Note that competent does not mean "perfect" or "employing all my favourite policies"

>Importing millions of potential dangerous terrorists
Most of those have literally instated the army on their borders and broken EU laws of free travel by demanding verification at those same borders. That hardly counts as importing sand niggers, does it now?

>>36452127
>when you edited the numbers in the url to seem le super edgy and cool

>>36452127
>ultra-militarist
>anarchist

pick one

>>36452174
>implying its not just satire

>>36452060
actually i fully agree with it, but I had to jury rig the questions because I knew what they wanted, but the question was worded in a way where (if plainly asked) answer completely different because technically I would agree "It is more important to retain peaceful relations than to further our strength."
but obviously a valid way to retain peaceful relations is to be strong

>>36452207
>implying my response wasnt just satire

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I suppose a fusion of Capitalism and Fascism is accurate.

>>36452168
listen senpai you put germany and sweden on there, they outweigh whatever good stuff the others have done

>>36452216
>when you're unironically a neo-liberal

Wew lad

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Really terrible test. For example, why would any nationalist believe his country is the best in the world? That does not test any value beside zealotry. Lot of the questions also lack context and make it obvious which categories it wants to slot you in to.

Regarding my results: I regard my beliefs most strongly aligned with National Socialism, both spiritually and politically. I believe I would favour economic/social justice and tradition more than than the test depicts. Just not the cartoony liberal interpretation of what those things mean. Also, I am for peace, only I recognize that we live in a world in which violence is endemic and a people has to defend itself or make concessions to greater powers to defend them. That is, unless they have been provided by Fate peaceful neighbours or geographic isolation (USA). Definitely against wars that aim to install democracy or protect (((allies))) in the ME.

>>36452263
>capitalist fascism
Those 2 are like democratic socialism they cant possibly exist together. What kind of fucking idiot made this?

>>36452263
>capitalism
le free market
>fascism
le government control

>Capitalist fascism???
Stay tuned to find out

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>>36452263
>Market
>Authoritarianism

>>36452343
>not being a constitutional socialist democracy

casual

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Ayy im ok with this.

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real nationalism hours

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the questions were bad, I'm more of a fence sitting centrist cunt then this

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I can live with this. Centrism is the best ism.

>>36452376
>not unironically being a NatSoc Jewish ethnostate with government regulated laissez-faire under a constitutional anarchy protected by a pacifistic police state

casual

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kinda dumb questions desu, not surprised with the result tho.

>>36452468
But anon, you got social liberalism

>>36452027

These people are better able to socialise. Stop trying to argue that they're better at anything at all. They are smarter, more skilled, or better at being human beings. Your arguments are shit.

Their daddy paid for them to get into some fucking fraternity where they met some other people with rich parents and now they use wealth they didn't earn and the connections that were handed to them in order to further themselves with advantages other people don't have.

>>36452470
y-... yeah im a casual fuck.

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I have no strong feelings one way or another.

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tfw you believe in equal rights but only for white people

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I like to think of myself as a reasonable person with measured views. I am disdainful of extremism on both sides of the political spectrum. I believe in individual liberty but also believe that there needs to be social cohesion through a unifying culture, and that although capitalism promotes general benefit and allows the competent to rise, completely unregulated capitalism leads to exploitation and the polarisation of classes, thus resulting in the social entropy that capitalism promised to steer society away from.

>>36452691
You're on point dude

>>36452691
We get it, you vape

original

>>36452338
>For example, why would any nationalist believe his country is the best in the world?
Because they believe they have certain unique characteristics that makes them superior to other nations.

Examples: Johann von Herder, Hitler

It's not uncommon in nationalism

>>36452691
You're on the right track, now read Mein Kampf, The Lighting and the Sun, and Myth of the 20th Century.

>>36452862
It could be argued Hitler believed his nation, the German people, were the best in the world. However, he was born in the "country" of Austria-Hungary which he was extremely critical of. If Hitler answered that question, he would have strongly disagreed. He would also disagree that Weimar Germany (or Modern Germany for that matter) was any sort of great country.

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Get fucked retards

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Pretty much what I expected, I'm german btw, not a burger

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I am a liberal.

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I think this is pretty close.

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>>36450752
Yeah it's bullshit, but I kept answering because I don't want to do actual work.

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democracy and free markets are both bad

>>36454000
Have you actually seen the standard of the people who are 'oppressed' by capitalists? They're not reasonable like you and I, they are an intellectual and physical subclass, incapable of wielding liberty responsibly. They naturally find their place in the gutter, whereas you and I rise owing to our competencies.

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All this robots with so many "Traditionalist" views.

We're so far from the "traditional" male, and the traditions you all search and seem to love so much.

I don't understand.

And So i don't understand how a board made by NEETS and society outcast can actually enjoy stuff like fascism.


Really, Anything that Goes against this status quo should be VENOM to the robot.

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>>36450136
>>36450518
>>36451141
>>36451316
>>36453219
Mah comrades. Let's get together and talk about Bookchin.

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Guys I swear I'm not a nazi, I just want the white race to survive

>>36455833
>authoritarian
>populism
am i the only one spotting the contradiction here?

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THESE THREADS ARE BEING CREATED BY SUBVERSIVE ELEMENTS

ALL OVER THE CATALOGS ON MULTIPLE BOARDS

THE INFORMATION IS PASSED ON TO COMPANIES FOR EXAMINATION

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>>36456287
jokes on them, i didnt fill it with my actual world view

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rational human being reporting in

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shit opinions coming through

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Fuck kikes and fuck leftists.

>>36450136
>libertarian
>socialist
That's an oxymoron. There is literally no greater contradiction.

>Revolutionary Socialism
I'm sorry, it turns out that I'm a faggot. It appears to be predicated on equality over wealth and might over peace, and the others fairly neutral so I guess that is what I believe.

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Am i an original cuck?

>>36456730
basically faggots who are stuck between a profound hatred of capitalism and a profound fear of government power.

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I'm probably just naive. Now I have another test to add to my chart tho.
>will never be anything but a centrist in most issues

>>36451935
>tfw to intelligent to have a stance

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>who /communist/ here

actually an anarchist though

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>>36449952
i am a pathetic centrist

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>not viewing everything as subjective

stay sheepy, dumbasses

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>>36449952
Rockwellian NatSoc tbhfamalam

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about right
some of these questions are outright quotes from famous members of each ideology though, so it can't be all that acurate

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Wew lad.

Wew originalley.

>turns out I'm an SJW

Can't even bring myself to post the results. I just don't want people to suffer is all.

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sounds about right
I think I'm less warlike than this suggests though. I generally oppose intervention.

this is me. consider myself a moderate. what do you guys think?

http://8values.github.io/results.html?e=43.6&d=53.8&g=61.3&s=46.0

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I'm boring

oregano post

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Anyone who thinks Communism, socialism, or any form of redistribution of wealth needs to move to Venezuela and start dumpster diving for bread.

>>36459470
What if I think Communism and Capitalism are both trash?

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>Tfw centrist
>Tfw so intellectual
>Tfw better than everyone else

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>Like technology
>Get lumped in with filthy hippies

I hate this meme

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Love being a libertarian

>>36459549
The problem is people just fail to realise that capitalism is the reason for progress and technology. This is why centrism will always be the superior stance. Even based Nietzsche said that all ideologies are necessary poison to cure societal degeneracy, but in the end they are all poisons that too much of it would prevent people from having realistic perspective.

>>36449952
here is mine, pretty close to OP as I see
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Explain to me how the fuck I'm supposed to have opinions on a shit-ton of really general questions

I've fucked up in the tradition part

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Theocratic monarchism is the only reasonable system.

>>36459505
Then you're pretty smart. Third way is the way to go.
But still, capitalism >>>>> communism.

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In my experience, my opinion that people can do whatever they want so long as it doesn't directly harm others makes me a threat to both the left and the right.

>>36449952
Ne1 who toke this quiz is gay

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who here /conservative/

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How the fuck did I get neocon? I hate neocons. Trump and Rand are way better.

Also you can tell these questions are written by left wingers with unconscious bias (Maybe conscious). One question pitted reason vs. "tradition" when both are viewed as the same for the right. And they mentioned wanting to abolish "irrational traditions". I sure as hell want political correctness gone, but I'm sure "traditions" meant stuff like not being a hedonistic fuckstick. Many other questions were biased, but were confusing.

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rate my 8values famalams

no bully

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who here /DaveRubin/

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>>36449952
Apparently the quiz confused my anarcho-nationalism for being a neocon. Pretty big mistake fuckers.

>>36460117
I feel the exact same way. I think they confuse a lot of stuff like not wanting to appear weak with want interventions in the middle east.

this me >>36460117

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>>36460215
>>36460117
shit meant this me. Havent slept in 4 days so please forgive me.>>36460176

https://youtu.be/XVVBwVDTEIs

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Fascism is the final stage of human political evolution.

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>>36449952
I'm slightly satisfied by the results. Never considered myself too pro-authority tho, but they say Im a centrist.

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I almost always and up being a centrist.

>>36460117
You have a very narrow, western-centric view on word "tradition". Political correctness IS an irrational tradition. You have this preconceived notion that tradition=always good. If the tradition is licking dogs anuses as a part of marriage ritual then you would certainly answer yes to that irrational tradition question without hesitation.

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>>36449952
ex /pol/ack here, i think i did good. rate?

>>36459209
Dont worry even if u are the fact that u understand not to be obnoxious about it redeems u. Nothing wrong withNOT hating people im glad u see that u cant solve hate with more hate

>>36460423
U gay? U gay mate? Whats a pollup?

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>>36449952
I probably don't belong here.

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>>36460279

I came up centrist, but being a hawkish particularist doesn't really strike me as something that should be considered centrist.

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do my results give you the right to bash me over the head? if so explain because I don't even know what this result means

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>>36449952
What up lads, how cancer am I?

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is he dare i say it
/ourguy/?
>tfw to intellggent 4 ectremism

>>36460663
the center tier is 20% while the rest is 10% they should patch that

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>>36460570
what the fuck? i said /pol/ack you newfaggot, go on that board for a few minutes and you will know what it means. god i fucking hate plebbit.

>>36460423
>81% authoritarian
tryhard

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Actual irl Marxist-Leninist so thats basically what I expected

>>36455221
Irony poisoning and shock value led to this. "What scares the normies? Nazi's and racism!"

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should I migrate over to tumblr?

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>>36458033
Another world is possible, comrade.

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>>36461199
>communist
>dovish
lmao

>>36461229
>implying post proletarian revolution society will need to continue the neoliberal war machine to maintain the economy

All you have to lose is your chains

>>36449952
>progressivism
>put in some icon to indicate "science"
fucking biased cunts

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orgenarldo

>>36461144
>ironic bullshit always becomes real bullshit
when will they learn

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jbiyyrxyvkjnibutd64d7g9j0i86f6s5e5tdyf64wwr7bo7g5d64sf9uh9uv75d5f7ubig

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Why are socialists so cucked and always whine about "that's not real socialism" when socialism in practice always resulted in good things like bad people being shot (including criminals) and led to great political systems like China and none of that democracy bullshit.

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>tfw too dumb to have opinions

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>Very progressive
So, I'm an SJW or do I need to be more authoritarian?

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>>36450136
my melanated friend

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>>36461942
too sensible to conform to one set of ideals in every circumstance*

natsocs are roleplaying fedoras and commies are retards

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>>36449952
I have no idea what this means and I put neutral for almost everything

>>36461306
no opinion master race I see

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Democratic Socialism? That seems about right.

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>>36449952
what could have they possibly meant by this

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>>36449952
In capitalism everybody is a competitor
Let it be on the market, in school or in politics

In socialism this mindset is abolished and everyone can work together peacefully to achieve great things for the higher good

The Warenfetischismus Marx described is real

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>>36449952
Pretty much identical to OP. Thought I was slightly more right-wing, but eh.

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>>36449952
These tests are dumb but i think it SORT OF got my views generalized atleast.

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>>36449952
[low content intesifies]

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>>36451058

Living in austria, fight me bitch

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love love peace peace

>>36455221
Same desu if all you fucktard robots lived under hitler hed have all of u deported into a kz cuz he hated neets he hated all ppl living off on the state

>>36463103
We'd be killed or forced to be better under an Authoritarian society, the cause of Robotism is the modern mass consumer, comfort-driven society we live in which embraces sexual freedom, and freedom to be a lazy fucker.
I'd love to die, I'd love to improve, and I wouldn't mind the suffering that would come with the former.
Thus, traditionalist authoritarianism is the true robot path.

>>36463182
U know if u see it that way fine but i doubt youd feel very comfortable in a regime like hitlers because even then you are gonna be forced into a brainless machinery job or end up as cannon fodder because regimes like the nazis etc run on war so i really don't see the appeal

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>>36449952
This is the original fascist me.( I love the Iron Guard)

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So many centrists cuck on this board

>>36462040
Learn about the importance of tradition and improve yourself, and you will be fixed, everything will come from itself.

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I tested with not sure at every question and the result is 50% to all stats.