Suicide General

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2 dozen beers, a 50 bag, a nice rope and a 2 hour walk out of town to a big forest.

>>36449434
Not bad desu, might give this a shot

im too much of a pusswad to do it i think i get hyped up thinking about it but if i lived through it i know id get no sympathy or anything since my mom has said "if you ever kill yourself ill be so damned mad at you. ill find you in heaven and beat you."

I am too much of a pussy and plus even if it was a gun shot to the head i cant help but feel like id fuck it up somehow and live

but if i did it id ve nervousnabout doing it in the back yard i think id want to drive to somewhere with deep woods and walk a few miles out

bottle of pills then gun to head, so if shooting fails maybe the pills will work before found

>>36449507
This is the plan I'm starting to go with, I'm just not sure what to ingest. In perfect world, I'd just take a bunch of cyanide and then shoot my self in the head, but obviously you can't seem to buy cyanide fucking anywhere because good goys aren't allowed to leave.

>>36449566
oh I left out the best part of my plan, I want to find someone to make a pact with, double suicide

>>36449402
only way for me to die is gunshot too many failed suicides to do it another way

Ratchet straps and beta blockers.

>>36449626
even gun shot by shotgun to head can fail

I'm pretty sure it will still work even if it's not 100% helium.

>go to mountains in winter
>shoot self in heart or chest
>bleed out/die instantly

I don't see how it could fail. Obviously I'll go alone

>>36449700
Sounds painful tbqh with you pham.

Why can't I just pay some nurse to inject me with whatever the death row inmates get and call if a day? This shit is ridiculous.

>>36449605
For a good final troll you could make it look like some kind of satanic ritual that someone else led you both to do.

>>36449402
I thought about jumping from the 10th floor, but there's only one window that can be opened, all other windows are tightly shut, I checked it. So either I jump from this last open window or try to get a shotgun somehow and shoot myself in a head.

>>36449828
can jumping like that be an instant death? can a shotgun be an instant death? im guessing put on the forhead or something?

>>36449799
Blame it on violent videogames or anime, he he he.

>>36449760
I'll take some pills to be sure, but heart shots are quick. Add in freezing cold winds and snow and high altitude and it should be relatively quick and painless. At least quick

90mg of hydrocodone, a bottle of wine and a few beers and the 1g of etizolam

>>36449857
The statistics for both methods looks pretty good, but the first one is a long and painful way to die. Not as long and painful as living though.

>>36449402
Putting a tranny thread up as a joke and dying of concentrated mental retardation kek

can't believe you retards were so easy to bait, no tranny would ever leave /lgbt/

How would my parents treat me if i did try to die and theyve said this before "if you ever kill yourself ill be so damned mad at you. ill find you in heaven and beat you."

do you think thats just all talk or theyd actually be cunts

>>36449402
either improvised shotgun make out of a plumbing pipe loaded with crushed match heads and lead sinkers with cardboard as wadding, kitchen knife to the heart or just hanging

>>36449857
>im guessing put on the forhead or something?

god no anon, put in mouth and aim up so your entire brain is obliterated.

>>36449925
There is likely no afterlife, anon. There is only so much damage control to be done. In your time now make your moments count.

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Not eating till my heart gives up.
Feels good to be empty.
At least my corpse will be lighter to lift.

>>36449925
I doubt they'd actually be able to beat your ass in heaven. They'd probably be really sad and confused, and wonder for a while what they could have done better. But in the long run it would probably be a good thing, since they could retire earlier and live the life they want to live. At least in my case...

>>36449974
i dont believe in heaven not being edgy i just would hate to try and then live and they treat me like shit

>>36449968
You don't want to do this m8, you go blind first.

What would happen if I stabbed myself in the neck where that big artery is?

>>36449993
They wouldn't treat you like shit anon, they would just be immeasurably sad and crush your soul to look at :^)

>>36449965
i know i dont believe in heaven not being edgy i just would hate to try and then live and they treat me like shit or if i shot myself id hate to live as a vegitable.

i dont even know why i think about kms so much because id be too much of a pussy to do it

god bless you all i hope you find god and he anchors you

>>36449993
Usually family will come to you in your time of need if you survive. They'll give you shit but overall will be happy you're alive.

Unless you're a carrot in some cases then lol idk

>>36450007
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

Probably a bad idea. Death rate is pretty low, time to die if you actually do die is 15 minutes, and agony is extremely high.

>>36450043
I'm a christian and I'm still going to kill myself

wtf how does noone ever even consider opiates

By the way, I've read that too much No-Spa can kill you. Does anyone have any information about it?

>>36450043
Thanks anon.

>>36450062
I like to think my life would've never gone off the rails in the first place if I never questioned my faith. I'm probably just shifting the blame, though.

>>36450062
Why? What's the issue? I hope it's not tfw no gf.

how do i gather the balls to do it? ive got a shotgun and buckshot and feel bitter and nervous a lot and im too much of a pussy because ive hit a shell without the shot in it with a screw before and thought i was gonna be deaf for a day but i still cant picture it killing me just maiming me.

i wouldnt do it for a while though i just like the thought of knowing i have a way out if i feel like im crazy

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ya'll are fucking depressing. Get your shit together, make a go plan and DO IT.
You were placed in this world unwillingly now show those fuckers who's boss. Get to the top and die like a king

>>36450095
People don't realize how easy they are to get a hold of. Nembutal is the holy grail drug in some communities so it often doesn't get a second glance.

>>36450095
>>36450095
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

Less than 50% chance of death and takes about 2 hours to die if you actually.

50/50 chance of becoming a vegetable who can't make a second attempt sounds hellish.

>>36450126
I've got no friends, I'm very lonely but I hate being around people

>>36450139
I don't know man, it's scary. I wish we could just pay a professional and have them put us down with some dignity.

I don't have access to a gun where I live, what's my next best option ? By best I mean the quickest and most reliable way to do it.

>>36450211
Order drugs off the darknet

>>36450211
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

Cyanide, apparently. Good look getting that anywhere.

>>36450248
>Agony: 51,5
Looks terrifying.

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>>36449996
Don't you need to be underweight for that? I have a 20kg fat buffer left.

>>36450211
Jump of a high building
There is nothing you can do to stop it once you've jumped.

>>36450303
Yeah kind of does, but it's less than 2 minutes and you can't maim yourself with a pill.

>>36450373
I could see that being extremely agonizing if you don't die on impact. Apparently it takes an average of 5 minutes to die if you even do die from it, and a 7% chance of not dying at all and just living on disabled.

>>36450325
I'm not a rocket-surgeon, but I think you would lose the fat before you even got to that stage.

If I ever was sure about suicide I'd go to Syria and fight Jihadis with the government.

>>36449924

Im a tranny and I come here all the time

>>36449402
ye old up the river on the wrists. not the most original but I plan to do it somewhere special. There is a bay in Japan called Toyama Bay, there this jellyfish wash up on shore around April, they glow this beautiful blue as they die on the beach. I want my last moments to there, looking at the horizon with my toes in the water. I think it will be beautiful.

Been sort of planning for a while.

I'll probably go to Vegas or Miami or maybe somewhere like Hawaii or Fiji, stay at a 5 star hotel. Spend all my saved NEETbux on good food, alcohol. Spend time in the pool/beach etc.

When I run out of money jump off a building or hang myself in the bathroom. Maybe take a bottle of xanax and cut my wrists.

>>36450200
I have the same issue but I'm not going to kill myself

>>36450766
Are you just going to suffer the rest of your life?

probably going to give in while driving and crash into a big tree desu

>>36450787
not him but how do i grow the balls? i gots a shotgun and buckshot but id be afraid it wouldnt be instant and if inlived my parents would be pissed, plus i live in a subdivision and a firestation is next door so theres paranedics

i probably wont ever donit i dobt kbow why i consider it

>>36450844
if you aim at the right spot there's basically nothing that could be done to save you

>Bottle of good scotch
>Nice set of tumblers
>Tray of ice
>Cigarette
>Handgun

>>36450870
even through the mouth upwards if i aimed to far back could i live? also the shells are probably 30 years old but i think theyll work fine. years back i cut the shot out and hit the primer with a screw and that shit was powerful. still have the screw lol

>>36450844
are you drunk anon

fhdhf

>>36450931
no sorry i type and my fingers can hit like two keys or the wrong key if im not careful

>>36450956
ok

it's okay if you're drunk anon

>>36450325
oh my GOd youre HoT as FUCK

>Bottle of Maple Whisky
>Lots of food
>Rope

>>36450787
I'm trying to lose weight and get out there and practice interacting with people.

>>36451201
I'm sorry senpai, but your standards are shit. Do some nofap for your own good before you end up plowing a hamplanet.

>>36450844
Just overdose, it's actually enjoyable and you will be very comfy as you drift off

Hang myself in my boss' office on a Friday after she leaves so she has to see and handle my decomposing corpse.

Ive always loved the ocean. Im about an hour away. Here we have forests that lead to cliffsides. Im going to try and find one that wont be too far from my car. Post on facebook with a picture, and my location. Im going to take all my pills, wash it down with good alcohol, and a knife to the wrists. I want to lay down and fade out while looking out at the ocean.

Had this plan for years. My mental health is so bad that I get cliarity for about a year, but suddenly have a psychotic break down that cripples me for another 3 years. Each break down gets worse, this past one was the one that almost made me kill myself. Im having a nervous break down and is borderline Psychotic.

I think if it turns ugly, Im not gonna be here very soon.

how do people die from hanging? like the kind where you just hang not drop, it seems likebit would be long and painful and easy to mess up

>>36449402
Either helium bag over the head or shotgun. Likely the former, since I require a fuckton of papers to get a hold of a shotgun in my country.

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>>36451687
I'm not certain, but I think it reduces blood flow so you just feel lightheaded and dizzy rather than have an "omg I'm dying!" fight or flight response.

>>36451687
I don't get it either.

hjgjghg

>>36451687
nah with a belt or a correct noose it's quite comfy actually, you'll feel an immense pressure on your neck but it's not very painful. a belt or correct noose will block the flow of blood to the brain and you'll pass out before you start gasping for air. then you're unconscious and you'll body will start thrashing about, which is the dangerous part because someone might hear it and check on you

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>>36451749
Is a shotgun easy to do? like this guy here survived, what if it was buckshot and it only grazed the brain? or even if it goes into the brain can you survive?

>>36451798
>>36451783
>>36451798
>>36451776
yup i tested it with a belt. didn't really hurt at all and after 5-10 seconds i almost passed out so i put my feet down.

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>>36449402
Like so.
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>>36451843
Why does the blood pool at the extremities like that?

>>36451812
fug

Why is it so hard to kill yourself quickly and painlessly bros?

>>36451878
Circulatory system shuts down, gravity takes over.

>>36451687
The rope squeezes your neck, constricting air flow to the lungs and blood flow to the brain.

I'd certainly blow my brains out. I always make sure to have enough money in my bank account to buy a shotgun and a box of slugs for that day. The downside is I'd be doing damage to gun ownership rights which aren't great in Canada anyway.

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>>36451984
Would 00 buck work okay? and how do you not fail like pic related

>>36451914
The entire purpose of the pain response is to keep you away from situations that might kill you. If it was easy to kill yourself quickly and painlessly, what would be the point?

>>36450844
You don't do it at home where your family can find you unless you're a selfish prick. You go to the forest

>>36452046
I'm just whining anon, don't take me seriously.

>>36451812
Use a slug not buckshot

>>36449506
>implying your mom would legitimately not give you sympathy after a sui attempt no matter what she says
>"what if I live through the gunshot meme"
>need to have no one around to die even though I'll be dead
I'm not berating you for not wanting to die, believe me that's a good thing. These are really weak excuses though, bottom tier; not sure if you essentially know that you're lying to yourself consciously, or just really autistic.

>>36451561
>but your standards are shit
>having standards

Beggars can't be choosers

>>36451984
I wouldn't risk using buckshot. A heavy slug would be better IMHO.

>>36452110
>>36452110
Getting maimed by the gunshot meme is legit scary tho, speaking as someone who agrees with you on the rest.

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>>36449402
Phenobarbital overdose. It will be splendid. Die in your sleep.

>>36449828
Load shotgun up with 6 shells. Blast the shit out of the window with the first 5. Save a slug for the 6th shell. Jump out and let go of the last shot on the way down.

>>36452152
True, but the way people talk about it, one would think it's exceedingly common when it's not. I understand that robots have not likely been lucky at life and anticipate that they'll be one though.
Personally, I would try to remedy this uncertainty by pill/powder overdosing just before, and taking the lead pill in a duct-tape sealed closet filling with either CO or helium.
I like to cover my bases, but I'm not without gamble.

>>36452301
1 - 3% of surviving is still kind of nerve wracking, expecially when you're already a fuck up.

Look up what happened with that guy from Seinfeld. If you fuck up the first shot, all kinds of endorphins and hormonal shit will flood your mind and make you way too terrified to try a second shot.

>>36452293
I thought about that, but that's probably a really good way to accidentally shoot off your jaw or face by accident.

>>36452301
>>36452520
Although I agree with you on overdose before shot, that's the way I'd do it.

Are people who shoot themselves probably nervous before they do it?

>>36453338
Probably. And obviously it's probably not a good idea to do any drinking or drugs beforehand since that'll increase the risk of shooting at the wrong time/area.

Nothing can be easy.

What are some reasons to shoot yourself?

>life is boring
>feel bored most of the time
>probably have bpd and avoidant personality
>no friends
>loner
>same routine everyday
>job is loud and greasy and i always worry i broke something on a car

even though i feel irritated throughout the week on the weekends when i heavily consider it on the weekends i get anxious and think "damn what if i shoot myself wrong and live" and "life really isnt bad" but really any other time im either nervous, mad or feeling nothing

>>36453545
>looking for reasons to shoot yourself
>not for reasons NOT to shoot yourself

m8

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>>36449402
Is wrist slitting paintful?
dont post the webm pls it scares me.

>>36453669
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

Not only is it extremely unlethal (literally at the very bottom of the list), it has one of the higher agony ratings.

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>>36449402
bunch of DXM and a charcoal fire in a small tent inawoods

>>36451843
She looks like a qt :c

Why did she have to die?

Okay bros hear me out. So I am a pussy, I'll admit it. I want to die during the week when lotsbonatiff just seems like BS and thinking about the government makes me irate too. But I dont like the thought of killing myself, if there was a button i could press that would give me like exactly two weeks before I just didnt exist anymore I think I would press it. So with this out of the way do you think its an acceptable choice tonjust do whatever? Like smoke a pack a day, eat whatever I want, and basically not care if it has health reprocussions in the long run? Or am I just a fag who should kms?

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>>36449402
I actually talked to a guy who got arrested building a bomb collar to off himself. It was one of the most cool thing I've ever heard.

>>36449402
I'm a post-modernist and will likely opt for a Kobain.

walk infront of a car

Call an Uber, go to a shooting range, and then blow my brains out.

How not to fuck up hangin?

Is it being a pathetic fag if one is afraid to kill yourself but at the same time if you could choose a date and time when you could just fade to nothing?

>>36454974
Uh.
Who are you trying to convince? Yourself or others?

>>36455323
me of course

yeah i know its stupid

>>36455389
Well.
Death is death.

It is inevitable yet some seek it out early.
The phenomenon and preffered method have no intrinsic connotation.

We as humans, as a civilization apply them to manipulate the actions of others.

>>36449700
>>shoot self in heart or chest
quick and painless

sure