time for yet another liquor thread got some $25 bourbon here

>>36446875
Can't drink quite yet, have tickets for a show tonight, some tearjerker about a cameljockey who gets hatecrimed.
That's fancier than your usual, what's the special occasion.

>>36446940
get drunk anyway, watching a good show while drunk is excellent
I have more money these days, so I can afford better booze. also just sent off my citizenship application

Enjoy your dead kidney and liver LEL

>>36446875

You look like a typical metalhead. DUUUDE IM GOING TO GET FUCKIN TRASHED MAAAN.

>>36446875
Is your name Kurtis by any chance? I have a feeling I went to high school with you.

File: 20170321_210526.png (153KB, 312x404px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 312x404px

>will never find a south Carolina drinking buddy

What's a good rum, getting tired of captain

>>36446875
Nice T-shirt, you like their first album?

>>36446875
stop drinking you fucking degenerate

I'm drinking Grants and I'm running out. Feels bad.

>>36446875
Nice shirt my man, do you like black metal?

>>36447406
aren't you some worthless pedo nigger?
>>36447473
no
>>36447499
if you like spiced rum, give Sailor Jerry a try
>>36447500
I do, but their best album is Under the Sign of the Black Mark
>>36447529
so go buy more

Sorry, anon, I only drink $30 and up

My every day shit is $50-$80 usually

>>36447608
Nice try white boy but that is not me

I hope you die of alcohol poisioning

>>36447499
>>36447499
Stop drinking that bullshit

get Plantation, Barbancourt, or Kaniche

>>36447608
>so go buy more
i would but all stores are closed and it's 11 pm
welcome to suburban europe

>tfw treated myself to some $8 blended scotch whisky instead of the usual even cheaper wine
feels p good

>>36447293
you moving to burgerland?

>>36446875
Do you ever shower? Do you have more than 1 t-shirt?

>>36447628
>alcohol poisioning
>alcoholic
Goddamn it, Niggerell.
Only Stacies drinking for the first time or "but chugging" get alcohol poisoning, learn about poison exposure.

File: 1492707629990.png (532KB, 1080x1176px) Image search: [Google]

532KB, 1080x1176px

going to the store here in a bit to get dinner and shit wine
severe storms tonight lads
god bless north texas

>>36447612
look at mr millionaire over here
>>36447628
you're still a pathetic nigger, I hope you get pulled over and shot like you deserve
>>36447665
learn to stock up
>>36447695
try some cheap bourbon, it will blow you away
>>36447813
I've lived in the US most of my life, just finally applying to be a citizen

File: em.jpg (113KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 1920x1080px

Why do fags pay extra money for branded PREMIUM liquor? They all taste the same after 3 shots, who gives a fuck? If anything, what you're mixing it with (if you are) is more important. Same with all other alcohol.
Anyways, drinking pic related since it's the cheapest to get drunk on and found at every gas station. Don't feel like driving to get a $10 1.75L bottle of liquor and drink it all in one day.

File: Overproof.jpg (31KB, 350x467px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 350x467px

>>36446875
Guess I'll join your attention whore ass today. I could use a pick-me-up.

Making a cocktail of Wray and Nephew overproof White and Sunny Delight.

>>36447999
>learn to stock up
I guess I should, I just don't like buying more than 1 bottle per store visit. Makes me feel like less of an alkie.

>>36446875
You a ugly ass white boi

>>36447999
you really sound like you're forcing your racism, I don't believe that you actually feel that way.

>>36448028
you'lI understand when you're older.

>>36447999
I get most of it as gifts because of my work, but I like drinking shit that actually tastes good

>>36448178
No, I don't think you understand. You buy overpriced shit in hopes of making you look good to others. But nice try, underage. I already went through that phase.

>>36446875
do you like bathory for real man? i grew up with that bad and its my absolute favourite

>>36448259
Who here even drinks around anyone else? The really expensive stuff is for enjoying in solitude, not getting drunk off of. As you mature (if you're male) so do your taste buds. Sweet drinks don't taste so good and you start liking earthy flavors with more complexity. This isn't something I'd need to explain to you if you weren't still a teenager.

>>36448178
That kind of mentality leaks into other aspects of life. Better clothes, cars, electronics, ect...You end up being a broke bitch.

>>36448028
because some people actually have taste, pleb
>>36448065
buy multiple varieties of alcohol then, and change up the store each time
>>36448140
really I just want to get under that one nog's skin, I don't actually give much of a fuck about race IRL (though my job has given me a dislike for FOB Asians, takes ages to interpret their orders, they never tip, and they always have some kind of special request)
>>36448182
that would be awesome, I only get free chicken from my work

>>36448655
>and change up the store each time
I don't care what the store clerk thinks, it's more I don't wanna admit to myself that I drink relatively much. But yeah getting different kinds of booze might be what I need.

>>36448655
>ignoring my question
It wasn't a rude question, I'm just curious.

>>36448065
It's perfectly acceptable in society to buy multiple bottles of liquor. Also you shouldn't be giving a single fucking shit in the first place. If it bothers you that much, just don't even drink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS8yDlAUzRA

>>36448140
>seriously giving a shit about calling anyone anything

File: 1371482626251.jpg (182KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 720x540px

trying to choke down some corona and Pinnacle vodka with club soda, I much prefer weed
I will admit, alcohol is much more fun once the high really kicks in though. Love to watch some gay shitty anime I could never stand to watch while sober, while ganked.

Samson, I see your threads every night, you are gonna fuckin die bro. Smoke smomma dat herb or something else, give your liver a break,

>>36447902
Alcoholics don't care about their appearance.

>>36448655
I'm a manager of a high-end liquor store
Customers love me so they give me nice shit

I got a flask of Pappy 21 the other day

Holy shit PI* I'll fuckedlsf

>>36448839
Dude he doesn't even get close to making threads every night you fat piece of shit. I would know, I'm on multiple boards including this one every day and night.

>>36449324
>make alcoholic threads every 2nd night
>anon expresses concern over nightly alcoholism generals
>DUDE IT'S OKAY IT'S JUST EVERY 2ND NIGHT STOP CRITICIZING HIM HIS LIVER IS PROBABLY FINE
defensive alkie in denial detected

>>36449281
hahaha this nigga drunk

File: Screenshot_20170421-181432.jpg (952KB, 966x1610px) Image search: [Google]

952KB, 966x1610px

We're all gonna make it, guys. It'll all be over soon.

>>36448672
it is always nice to have variety
>>36448697
which question?
>>36448839
I like to combine the two myself, just one is boring to me
>>36449251
I think if I had your job, I probably would die of alcohol poisoning
>>36449324
I don't make threads every night, but I do drink every night

File: 127551397333.gif (506KB, 125x63px) Image search: [Google]

506KB, 125x63px

>>36449378
I have already collected myself, it was just a momentarily failure in my processing gears.
Now it's cool, all this wine, and beers, 'n liquor an' "stuff".
Good thread guys.

File: 1420347063153.png (677KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]

677KB, 720x540px

>>36449426
>I like to combine the two myself,
I projecticle vomit evertiem
how do I become a not lightweight?

Nikka whiskey from the barrel

>be 19
>craving southern comfort
>in burgerland
>friends won't enable me to be an alkie

JUST

>>36449378
?not bein drunkos

>>36447499
I would recommend Puntacana Ron Muy Viejo. It is not that expensive but its good for the price

>>36448028
>Mixing your alcohol

Unless it's vodka you're doing it wrong.

File: 1326011293378diy.jpg (237KB, 347x700px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 347x700px

>>36449539
my france when I am ubelow drinkin age

File: 1491509210559.png (85KB, 388x218px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 388x218px

>>36449606
>>36449539
lel, you kids
>turn 21
>instantly gain 30 pounds from booze

>>36449659
>not having your mom give you hard liquor straight from her cabinet while you're underage
I feel like this should be a achievement unlocked for real life

>>36449708
i didn't live at home, nerd

>>36448765
I'm quite often racist or expressing racist sentiment, I just like to point out when people seem to post without conviction because I am interested in their motivation for insincerity.

>>36449730
well in that case i ope you enjoy giving rent money to shekelstein, CLUCK

>>36449753
it was okay, t b h

File: 1413594764099.gif (467KB, 220x290px) Image search: [Google]

467KB, 220x290px

>>36449774
imagine having all that money back to spend on dugs and alcohol because you had spine enough to maintain a good relationship with your parents...

File: 1492013872481.png (127KB, 402x361px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 402x361px

>>36449845
i had my fill of both
my university was 4 hours away from my parents house

>>36449885
whoah same
1700 fustes

>>36449504
I don't get this, personally mixing weed and booze makes it less likely I'll puke
>>36449539
just pay a hobo or something
>>36449731
no one is truly sincere

File: 1483581398188.jpg (88KB, 539x541px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 539x541px

>>36449504
do you do one after the other?

try drinking about 3-4 beers/shots first and then either decreasing the amount you smoke or holding it in less (take fewer and shallower hits)

being a lightweight is cured by daily drinking
being an easybake is cured by 420 blazing it everyday

>>36450238
I have tried booze before grass and grass before booze, but either way you cut it I'm on my ass
I smoke only weekends and I very rarely drink so that's probably my problem.

>>36446875
Why don't you cut your hair you viking looking fuck

>>36450318
I would actually take this as compliment

File: ffs.png (414KB, 433x360px) Image search: [Google]

414KB, 433x360px

>>36446875
just drank the rest before seeing the thread
cheap box wine

>>36450386
What looking like a autist from a thousand years ago?

drinking chilled jagermeister I found under my sink. I cant remember why I bought this.
I mostly drink beer and bourbon.
just noticed that their logo really looks like the Milwaukee bucks logo.

>>36450389
Are you a girl or a boy?
I don't mean to be rude or anything, it's just hard to tell from that picture.

>>36450480
I'm actually transgender mtf

>>36450480
guy (male)

File: Snapshot_20170324.png (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

jager once again

File: 1150253-scathach.png (98KB, 250x330px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 250x330px

>>36450587
Same
Do you shot it or are you one of those people who mix it with redbull?

File: post-28577-Walter-White-drinking-dimple-p-8OXi.webm (120KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 480x270px

Let's have a song, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvZskcqdYcE

>>36450707
Nah I never mix it, I once mixed it with aloe vera for some strange reason when I drank half a litre and I think it was nice? But yeah I just drink it straight, I should probably try it cold since they advertise that a lot...

>>36450710
I really appreciate this gif.

>>36450770
utsa webm you domb mother fuck

>>36450710
I'm in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GnefvKWxZU
>>36450770
It's a webm you fuck tard.

>>36450786
>>36450789
>not sober
>accidentally refer to a webm as a "gif"
>"IT'S A WEBM YOU DUMB FUCK TARD

gee, /r9k/ sure is good for me

File: 1474210535527.jpg (186KB, 600x533px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 600x533px

>>36446875
drinking 7.5% lagers since i can drink more and piss less to get drunk

>bathory shirt

pretty good taste, don't listen to them as much as i did some years ago but they are a really solid metal project. still got my quorthon signed nordland album although it has faded a bit

>>36450863
>MOOOOM I'M GETTING BULLIED ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD

>>36450863
everyone on 4chan is an asshole
it is a good thing but sometimes people are hostile for no reason

>>36450863
Listen you mother fucker

I will persecute you endlessly until you can make the distinction subconsciously

deal with it

>>36450894
No, what I'm saying is that I'm not surprised why depressed lonely assholes lurk around here constantly and never get better. Overly negatives vibes actually do impact people.

>>36450894
I remember the first time I was bullied here, I was so fucking shook lol

File: abbath-hot-dog.jpg (751KB, 1280x852px) Image search: [Google]

751KB, 1280x852px

Venom Superior; Bathory Inferior

>>36450913
I mean, maybe not everyone, but most are for sure. And yeah I definitely agree about the hostility.

>>36450932
>I was so fucking shook lol
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY FUCKING BOAAARDDDDDD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING LEEEAAAVEEEE

>>36450982
>not being at all insecure
who belongs on /r9k/, ask yourself honestly

>Be drunk
>want to post something
>Cannot come up with anything
>...
>still nothing
>go for a smoke
>still nothing
>post pure shit

Here you go my brahs. Red red wine

File: 1462212445445.jpg (48KB, 350x461px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 350x461px

>200,000 years of lineage and human evolution
>beautiful blood lines from Europe, Asia and Africa all tribute through countless generations to eventually create me
>I'm going to die by my own hand with no kids
LMOA

What country are you currently a citizen of?

I love Bathory too man, but I prefer the viking metal albums. Blood on Ice is my favourite.

What do you think of those albums?

>>36451040
PS. sorry I thought this was /ck/. What am I doing here?

>>36451040
oh fuck.... such original content.... fffffffffff Im gonna cumm... AHh!~~

>>36450982
this was like a decade ago man
I had very little online (or reallife) experience because I was very insecure at the time

File: 12901255_10153532346852283_442826999742225793_o.jpg (494KB, 1228x1229px) Image search: [Google]

494KB, 1228x1229px

>>36451078
I'M GONNA CUM!!! XD

File: 1492476202759s.jpg (6KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 250x250px

>>36451074
> viking metal albums
viking metal isn't a genre you poser

>>36451074
Same country as Bathory.

I really enjoy Hammerheart and Twilight of the Gods but almost every Bathory album have some really good tracks.

>>36447293
>just sent off my citizenship application
>tfw we don't get to trebuchet 54m50n over the wall

>>36451074
>What country are you currently a citizen of?
Norway
Best Norwegian band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKT2IDFElow

>>36446875
This is pretty good stuff

George dickel is decent too

>>36451345
That's fucking sick anon, would that be atmospheric?

File: bulleit.jpg (114KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 960x1280px

Oh yeah it's Friday. I posted in your thread on Monday saying I was going to drink this and now I can

File: duhjent.jpg (74KB, 776x600px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 776x600px

>>36451345
>>36451401
nvm, heard the trumpets halfway through, avant-garde black metal then , fucking hell thanks for linking this dude

A question for all you Whiskyfags:

Is there any way to start easy when drinking Whisky? I can't say I've particularly liked it the times I've tried it. I'd imagine it might be an acquired taste.

I remember hating beer when I first tried it but nowadays I really like it now that I'm used to the taste.

>>36451468
Don't drink it if you don't like it.
I love whiskey, but i can't stand beer so i never drink that.

>>36451468
Id say its the same with whiskey; the more you drink it the more you adjust to it. There's no point doing it if you cant stand the taste

>>36451466
That's just that song, but still i find that song really fucking good.
This is more to your taste i guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4W7spPmaVk

>>36451566
>>36451466
>>36451345
>>36451401
the best metal is metal with accordions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4GBixrmQ4M

File: 1492465142035.jpg (374KB, 1180x664px) Image search: [Google]

374KB, 1180x664px

>>36451566
I saved their album to my spotify; I'll probably buy it if i like it enough, shits gud man. Im actually glad not every Norwegian metal band is generic raw black metal.
>>36451641
>the best metal is metal with accordions
yah like Alestorm huhurhur

What is your guys opinion on In mourning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmZc2LNN6HE

>>36451689
never compare alestorm with peste noire again please

>>36451689
>Im actually glad not every Norwegian metal band is generic raw black metal.
Same. In Vain is coming with a new album this year.
Their last album came out in 2013

>>36451702
I'm not its because you said Accordion. thats why i put a "hurhurhur"
>>36451700
Takes a while to get good imo, pretty nice nevertheless
>>36451728
I saw, they only have 3 albums; means i don't have to listen to much (hate when bands have too many albums aka all 80s thrash and second wave black)

>>36451788
>Takes a while to get good imo, pretty nice nevertheless
I don't really mind long intros without vocals, guess that's just me.

File: Co-VgmHUIAMshz9.jpg (101KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 1200x1200px

>message friends on steam/whatever
>they are all away or offline after I message them

>>36451847
> guess that's just me.
probably not, i can never really listen to long intros unless it's burzum or an instrumental album, i often skip them. Probably just my short attention span

>>36451896
At least you have friends you can message.

File: IMAG0004_1.jpg (456KB, 1842x3279px) Image search: [Google]

456KB, 1842x3279px

Liter of Vladimir. What does this say about me?

>>36451896
you didn't message me

File: WIN_20170421_20_17_10_Pro.jpg (148KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 1280x720px

RATE THIS SHIT NIGGER

>>36446875
>time for yet another liquor thread
more like time for yet another sugary alcoholic thread
disgusting

viva tequila and viva mezcal ajua perros.

>>36452169
>cheap gin
>looks like a scared faggot
3/10

>>36452169
>gin
for what fucking reason

>>36452169
whoaah epic masked anonymous picture with some illegible fucking can of liquid
10000/10 will go down in 4chan hustory EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!

>>36452169
mouthwash? or waht?

File: WIN_20170413_01_15_08_Pro.jpg (184KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 1280x720px

>>36452222

say that to my face FAGGOT

>>36452214

roommate got extra duty (in military) and left me all his alcohol AHAHHAHAHA

>>36452196

>cheap gin

well probably but its 50% nigga

>>36452229

it TANQUERAY

>>36452249
>insecure: the post

you posted gay shit, suck it up and roll with it, don't try to reclaim your dignity, you're anonymous

>>36452314

true

im not denying that

seriously. you guys got really negative with me when i posted :\\\

>>36452148
You're a broke college student.

>>36452366
>seriously. you guys got really negative with me when i posted :\\\
this is the inevitable consequence of your style of posting
you sow what you reap
I am just a soulless anonymous voice, you have to deal with some personal issues

>>36452366
Fuck off normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmNpjCFSkZw

>>36452394
ugh. correct

>>36452428

im not a normie

i watched femdom porn for six months straight

when i finally got with a girl i couldnt get hard so i ate her pussy and ass

god, i was so embarassed i didnt talk to her again

does that sound normie 2 u?????

>>36452505
>does that sound normie 2 u?????
yes.

>>36452505
>actually lending credence to the opposition and defending yourself
yes

>>36446875
Drinking the last six pack of my first ever homebrewed beer. Kinda shit desu

>>36452556

ok. fine. i wont win with u. i guess i am a normie...........

>>36452611
you have admitted defeat. you may now gather yourself and continue posting with newfound humility and understanding

>>36447499
Plantation or botran

File: 132131011966.jpg (80KB, 532x750px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 532x750px

>>36452169
Shit bait. Why tho?

>>36447499
Sailor Jerry m8tey

File: 20170421_195253.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

live like a bitch
drink like a bitch

>>36453092
nice, rotated that bitch 90 degrees

File: IMAG0084-750x1000.jpg (124KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 750x1000px

>>36452169
Nice choice bro

Can we go back to discussing metal? that was fun.

>>36453220
metal is absolute shit

>>36453246
Yeah, yoyo niggah niggah weed kush bitch music is much better.

>>36453341
sheeit ugga fugga mofuggin bix nood

>>36453409
I don't speak nigger, sorry.

currently drinking some expensive Johnnie Walker

>get bourbon for first time today
>dont really like it and wasted 20 pounds
or maybe acquired taste isn't a meme who knows

>>36453736
What kind? I got some Red Label back in my liquor shelf

>>36453905
25 year old shit

expensive as fuck, got it for Christmas.

I haven't touched it until now.

My father died of cancer recently so im numbing the pain by drinking

>>36454077
>dad is approaching 70
>every doctor visit is a "what if" he has cancer
feels bad man

>>36454077
Blue Label?

>>36451074
currently a citizen of the UK and Israel
I think once I have my US citizenship and passport, I will apply for an Israeli passport, just so I have three passports

>>36446875
You look so much like a guy I used to flirt it makes my stomach feels uneasy.

>>36449382
Terrible. Try Monopolowa or Luksusowa.

>>36451043
>Asia
>Africa
lmao fuck off mongrel

>>36454425
>Luksusowa.
this shit is cash money, I killed a bottle in dire straits by adding a splash of water to luke warm vodka
it's good shit

File: juuuu.jpg (16KB, 176x220px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 176x220px

>>36448057
not drinking this straight..

>>36454457
About $14 and better than Tito's or Russian Standard.

Ive drank 5 dl of 32% vodka today, friend passed out and probably will puke soon and i have nothing to do

>>36454425
>>36454457
surely there's not much difference? vodka is meant to be tasteless, IMO all it's good for is making other drinks alcoholic

>>36451413
I heard that's nice, but it's pretty expensive...

I'm sorry if i look like a loser or a faggot, but what alcohol would i enjoy if i like Fireball and Jargermaister?

>>36454536
my man there is a difference in vodka
between titos and grey goose? nothing but the price tag
but at the lower end there absolutely is, especially between grain/potato/wheat

>>36454560
you might like Ouzo or Absinthe

File: gordons-gin-.jpg (46KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 600x600px

>>36452169
tanqueray is for mixing (same with bombay sapphire), buy gordons for drinking straight

>>36454597
>parents vacation in greece
>bring me back ouzo
>my drunk ass when
they also told me for the cheap they would get a water glass FULL of ouzo
seems like the promise land

>>36454536
I'm a vodka drinker, and there's a huge difference, in terms of effect, between potato or grain vodka. It's all ultimately sick death, but grain gives me a terrible hangover and tastes like plastic. Polish / Austrian potato vodka is best, in my experience. Most people buy meme vodka, because of marketing. Grey Goose is probably the "smoothest", but I drink it from the bottle, in a parking lot of a nightclub, and you said you just use it as an additive, so cheap foreign potato vodka is still your best bet.

>>36454414
I for one will be delighted to know that you will soon have more papers to help police positively identify you

>>36454599
Is it very botanical? Bombay is too sickly/limey, and I like dirty martinis. Not much of a gin drinker, though.

File: S0446-2.jpg (27KB, 139x500px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 139x500px

>>36446875
I thought I would try vanilla for a change. It doesn't taste very good, its too sweet. I should have gotten regular alcohol for regular people or something.

How do all you people prefer certain brands of the same thing? Am I not a high enough level alk-emy to tell the difference?

>>36451533
I don't like beer that much either. I only drink it when there's nothing else available like at restaurants. I don't understand how people can like it. It tastes like fizzy piss water.

>>36454597
>Ouzo
What's that?
Cocktail or something?

File: d96.jpg (43KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 500x500px

>>36454672

it has a distinctive juniper flavour.

>>36454737
greek liquor my dude

File: kossu.jpg (74KB, 850x1360px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 850x1360px

I want to try this. can't get it in canada though

>>36454590
>>36454642
so basically go with a cheap Polish spud vodka? good to know, thanks
>>36454625
damn, that sounds awesome
>tfw will never get a whole glass of hard liquor for cheap
>>36454661
I don't do illegal stuff though, so why should I give a fuck? I'm not some nigger or masked communist thug
>>36454696
try Zaya, it's still sweet but not flavored rum sweet, and has a nice vanilla flavor
>>36454737
greek anise flavored liquor

Who Guinness here?

>>36454932
shit made me fat

It's a Natty Daddy and crack kind of night

>>36455092
>natty daddy
two of them and im dead
was the college special

>>36455113
I drank 5 one time over the course of a night and it was the first time I ever got so drunk I pissed my pants.

>>36455142
actually i dont find this hard to believe at all
back inna day they were barely over a dollar a piece

>>36455167
I bought a whole case when they first came out. I love them because they're not as heavy and you can drink the whole thing without it getting warm.

>>36455194
and they will fuck you up beyond belief

File: 1395879966167.png (136KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 300x300px

>>36446875
Just drinking my usual malt liquor like I always do earthquake it seems to be what i'm drinking every time I find one of these threads but hell it gets the job done.

>>36454932
>>36455092
I had some beer earlier, Lagunitas Lucky 13. one of my favorite seasonals

>>36455282
haven't seen that one around, though I live in a nicer area so less malt liquors are available
myself, I like Old English

File: 1486262763226.png (7KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 225x225px

>>36446875
>tfw poorfag
>tfw just drinking shitty kamchatka 40 proof vodka from the bottle

File: 20170221185233_1.jpg (38KB, 600x568px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 600x568px

>>36456197
>buy 6 dollar 1.5 liter of wine
>ok cool this will last a day or two
>4 hours later it's almost empty

>>36456197
that is the worst m8, when I'm that poor I just get malt liquor. can't stand cheap vodka with no mixers

File: repulsivelysmug.png (8KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 400x400px

>>36446940
>tfw I was pleasantly surprised and the play was regarding the jews and their lies

>>36456645
most Jews' lives are either boring as fuck or they're total communist cucks

>>36456794
>they're total communist cucks
That's basically it, these evil bastards are all "liberal" yuppies.
there's this Muslim apostate trying to hack it as a big-wig lawyer, and his cunt white wife with an Islam fetish and radicalized nephew meme him into supporting some jailed imam, so his kike bosses stomp on his neck, and he has a dinner party where every needles him about his faith until Amir snaps, blurts out that 9/11 made him kinda happy, and they all browbeat him into the carpet, and his nigress coworker tells him this is why the kikes gave her the big job, he calls her a nigger, Schlomo makes fun of him until he spits in Schlomo's face, and his wife reveals that she's been riding Schlomo's dong the whole time, and kicks her whore ass, and then he loses the job, the wife, fucking everything.
Then his radicalized nephew shows up, tells him that beating your wife is haram and that if he hadn't been an uncle Tom none of this would have happened :^)

I found the whole thing extremely relatable.

>>36457001
there are some good Jews, but all the wealthy ones are pricks, and most of the non wealthy ones are cucks who buy into their agenda

>>36457062
There's good everybody, but especially professionally Jews can generally be counted on to group up with one another and fuck up resistors.
It wasn't just about the jews, it's just that that element is very surprising to see in live theater.

>>36457201
Jews are everywhere in theater, almost as much as the film industry

>>36457372
>Jews are everywhere in theater, almost as much as the film industry
That's precisely what I meant to allude to.
I'm gonna go get myself something at the big box liquor store.

>>36454488
If you want a mouth full of ovenproof, be my guest. I've gotten burning indigestion from doing that enough times to know better though.

>>36457629
get some decent bourbon
>>36457669
I'd be willing to give that a try, will get Wray and Nephew next time I pick up booze

>rum
>neil young
>4chan

this is what I look forward to all week

>>36458014
>bourbon
>4chan
>eggy stream with weird videos of Christians tweaking on God
this is an excellent evening

Samson someone wants to see you and your ex makeout >>36458380

>>36458447
it's really too bad I'm not a tranny and think they're mentally ill degenerates, I'd be a hot chick

File: ci_93.jpg?auto=format%2Ccompress&fm=jpg&q=20.jpg (10KB, 400x600px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 400x600px

>>36446875
pix related for me tonight op

>>36458461
nah you wouldnt be a hot chick just find some average lookin chick and be confident fammo

>>36458635
I would be THICC for sure

>>36458461
are you that /pol/poster who keeps shitting up my gay porn threads
don't give yourself cirrhosis, alkie
seriously, don't

>>36446875
Great to see someone into Bathory around here.

>>36458717
nah, I don't post on pol
>>36458728
thanks m8. Bathory is the original black metal band

always been a fan of the train autist, just never posted in these threads
>friday night
>just watched some video of a normalfag destroying ripe pussy at coachella
>wonder where my life went so wrong
time to read a manga i guess

File: mac twenty five.jpg (811KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]

811KB, 2048x1152px

>>36448028
cause i got hooked on expensive shit and now i'm all particular about how my alcohol tastes

desu people that don't care as much probably have it better than me.

>>36446875
Where do you live Samson?

>>36458970
I would say that Venom is the original. With the early Bathory records, Quorthon continued what Venom started, albeit in a much harsher and darker direction.

>>36459133
just ignore Chads and Stacies, they're not people you should look up to anyway
>>36459291
SF Bay Area
>>36459306
Venom was just a Motorhead copy. Bathory was the first true black metal band

File: pepe.jpg (20KB, 306x306px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 306x306px

>>36446875
>over 18 and still wearing band t shirts.

File: Picard_Facepalm_lo.jpg (14KB, 422x326px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 422x326px

>>36459631
>posting in a thread just to whine like a little bitch
>any age

File: whiguyblink.gif (1MB, 195x229px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 195x229px

>>36459706
>cant handle the bantz and gets butthurt.

>>36459706
My father almost died from alcohol poisoning. After being a 5 year uncovered alkie, he almost died of a liver cancer. One day, he woke Up and just didn't remember Who I was, or who his wife was. He was in a delirium state cause his liver wouldn't filter the toxines in his Blood, accumulating them in his Brain.
It was a hellish experience for me. Medics had to forcefully take him to the hospital while he tried to cut off his own skin with his hands, crying, saying out loud he didn't want to die, looking like an injured animal in a corner. He was tied up with ropes in the hospital, and called his mom while crying and spilling Blood all over the sheets.
I drink every week, but that experience made me only limit to beer. Extreme alcoholics expose themselves to that kind of thing.
I just hope you never have to experience what my father did.