Literal roastie AMA

Everyone on this board is a virgin lmao

Post time stamp.
In an original manner

I stuck my finger up a girl's ass before, I am a firm believer in anal now

>>36446198
post tits please

origeno

>>36446210

Nah. Normies post here now too and brag about all the chicks they fuck and stupid shit like that. Not to mention all the dumb edgy Stacy's that think that call themselves "fembots" when their huge whores who could get any Chad they want.


>>36446244

The self help blogs say I shouldn't take pictures of myself.

Out of interest, are you either fat or ugly?

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We gonna need to see those meat flaps
Lady

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How many orbiters do you currently have and if none why do you choose not to have any?

>>36446321

Both. But not fat-fat. I'm like skinny-fat which is probably worse. Also, I have small tits that look ridiculous seeing as I'm skinny-fat. Or maybe they just look ridiculous because my nipples look like they belong on a plate at iHop.

>>36446198
Do you genuinely believe that having big ass meatflaps is actually that much of a dealbreaker?

Obviously most men will prefer without, but if you're about to have sex with a woman anyway it won't exactly stop most people

>>36446353

I don't "choose" anything. I'm a roastie. I have no choice.

>>36446419

Millennial guys definitely care. All guys nowadays are superficial fuckboys. The virgins are bad too. They'd all just laugh at me if they saw my disgusting pussy.

>>36446473
I can't tell if you're shitposting or if you're actually that damaged, it's rarer to see in girls than guys

>>36446385
>Chestlets in charge of learning

>>36446297

No. >>36446385


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>>36446198
How old are you? And you want to stay a virgin or you can't find a qt bf

>>36446426
>>36446473
You're just a bad roastie honestly, go on any dating website right now and post an average pic of yourself (like a selfie or mirror shot) and I guarantee within an hour you'll have atleast one beta orbiter

I'll wait

>>36446473
Have you ever actually tried to seduce somebody in real life?

>>36446486

I guess I'm one in a million then.


>>36446492

>in charge of learning


Who said that?

>>36446473
I would unironically not care what you look like.

The problem is you don't even acknowledge the existence of non-chads who don't have ridiculous standards. You're going to die alone, but it's not even sad because it's entirely by choice and out of hubris.

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Is your vagina really that much of an issue in your life and happiness?

I'm 99% sure that blaming your roastie is just a crutch to justify your other failures in life, but in the event that it actually is the primary cause for your misery you do know you can get relatively cheap surgery (depending on where you live) to neaten and beautify the labia?

>>36446534

18 last month (can't ban me now!) and both.


>>36446555

Before I knew better. Nice get btw.


>>36446539

>online dating

Kek

>>36446620
That's not a get you dumb whore, those are trips

>>36446620
>Before I knew better.

So you got rejected directly based on him seeing your vagina?

really?

I'm having difficulty imagining how bad it could possibly be that it would warrant that kind of response.

The vast majority of guys outside of people on this board don't care /that/ much, especially 18 (or younger) inexperienced guys.

>>36446607

Sadly, yes. It is. And no it isn't a crutch. It's a big deal. Also, surgery isn't cheap and I saw someone in some kind of BDD documentary who got surgery and it hurt her pretty bad.


>>36446589


It's not that I don't want non-Chad's. I don't even want Chad. I want a nerdy beta bf. But those tend to be just as picky as the Chad's if not more.

>>36446689
cant believe I'm defending a roastie but "get" just refers to the acquisition of said digits

you can "get" anything, I.E "trips get" or "dubs get"

lurk more before posting guy

>>36446620
18 and a self conscious virgin how terrible.
You're an unfortunate freak and this has never happened to anyone before in the history of earth ever.
This problem is unique to you.

>>36446722
>I want a nerdy beta bf.
where do you live? if east-coast I could chat with you. Live in Atlanta

>>36446739
No you fucking retard, gets are milestones
You can get a trip or quad, but to get a 'get' means to score all repeating digits

>>36446691

No. It was because I was ugly and weird but mostly the ugly thing. But when I was in Human Growth And Development in 6th Grade they showed this video that showed a bunch of drawings. There was this part that showed how vagina's can look different and this drawing of a vagina that looked a lot like mine. Then these guys started laughing and went "What the hell is that?" and then a couple of other guys and like two chicks started laughing with them. From watching porn and stuff I knew mine was different but I didn't know it was bad or that it meant anything until then. It was all downhill from there.

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> waaah why can't i get a nerdy beta bf like pic related

FUCKING DIE IN A PIT YOU DUMB ROASTIE CUNT

>>36446722
It's actually really not uncommon to be a virgin at 18. You should definitely go to University if you can, you will meet more different kinds of people there than anywhere else in a short amount of time. I've known some borderline deformed girls in my time there who have managed to get beta bfs within a year

>>36446839
So has any guy who believed he was about to have sex with you ever actually seen your vagina?

Or are you basing all this self hatred off assumptions, neurosis and the jokes of sixth graders?

Ugh stop whining.

I unironically an turned on by hairy, meaty, sloppy pussy.
But I'm fat an ugly.
You're just too focused on Chad.

lets' see some pics otherwise you're just another larping retard
no woman ever feels bad about anything wrong with them
they could have a dead fetus hanging halfway out of their snatch and still somehow twist it to make it the man's fault

>>36446739

This.


>>36446769


I know.


>>36446794


Midwest. Sorry.

Why do you value yourself based on whether you've had a flesh tube inside of you?

Sex isn't important, and doubly so for virginity.

>>36446722
>I want a nerdy beta bf
Do you know what this really means? You will have to do most of the initiating and talking and moves.

Also that's me. Please be my gf.

>>36446353
I remember that guy.
An true hero desu.

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>>36446899
>>36446903
Another US girl goddamnit! I hate my life

>>36446473
i'm a millennial and i don't care. stop being so insecure. no guy would turn you down because of what your labia looks like

>>36446867

No guy ever believed he was about to have sex with me. No guy wants to be in that situation. I'm ugly, greasy, skinny-fat and too poor to not wear baggy Goodwill-bought clothes.


>>36446884


Being fetishized doesn't make it any better.
>>36446892

>no woman ever feels about anything wrong with them


Retard. Also, no. As I said before, I don't take pictures of myself (bad for my psyche) none the less one of my biggest insecurity.

What are your hobbies? How often do you leave the house and for what reason(s)?

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>>36446198
Name?
Age?
Country?
Mental disabilatys?
May I see your panties?
Contact?

Stop feeding this histrionic cunt's ego you stupid fucking cucks. She's turned down every single guy in this thread already. She's not "fembot", they don't fucking exist.

>>36446999
>Being fetishized doesn't make it any better.

Someone wants to fuck you you dumb roastie wannabe whore. Why are you being picky while also complaining about not getting dick?

JUST SETTLE FOR SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE YOU STUPID CUNT. CHAD WILL NEVER LOVE YOU.

>>36447014
You're fighting a pointless struggle man, there will always be attention whores and there will always be orbiters. In my opinion the best thing to do is just sigh at how pathetic they are then flip ur fedora 360 turn around walk away and feel condifent about urself have a good day man and best of wishes.

>>36446999
>Being fetishized doesn't make it any better.
That's always the fucking excuse these dumb whores have.

>boo hoo no one likes me because of this
Actually I quite like tha-
>UHHH DONT FETISHIZE ME CREEP?!

>>36446999

> R9k

> Wears Goodwill clothes

2 of 3

Only question left B4 marriage proposal, how old?

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>>36446809
facebook in charge of shitposting

>>36446999
There isn't a man in this board that wouldn't be elated if a woman ever saw past his physical flaws, much less fetishized them you stupid bitch.

>>36446899
>midwest
which part originally

>>36447000

I like kino and for school (yes, I'm still in high school) and whenever mom forces me out to hang out with her middle-age friends who are also the only friends I have. Also to walk my dog but never anywhere far. Usually just around the block.


>>36447011

>trying to ask me out to prove a point


Nah. Not gonna fall for it.

>>36447101
Go back to fucking reddit you pathetic white knight, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET HER ROASTIE PUSSY
https://www.lurkmore.com/view/4chan_get_encyclopedia

>>36447023
>>36447058
>>36447120

Being fetishized makes me feel even more like a freak.

>>36447198
No idiot. Someone loves you for your flaws. It should make you feel validated

>>36447151
Still in high school? Must be annoying. Well I'm glad you at least get out of your house a little bit. It's good for you.

As for friends, are you including online friends, or just real life friends?

>>36447198
What do you want then you stupid cunt?
To get your doctor bf to prune your disgusting meatflaps while you sleep?

Kill yourself.

>>36447207

No. Someone FETISHIZES me for their flaws. You think that some dude who's into vore porn would make an obese girl feel any less insecure? No. It wouldn't. It would make them feel even worse. That's pretty much how I feel.

please don't say "roastie is getting toastie" or something like that. My eyes are already full of tears

>>36447198
So basically you're saying you're quite deeply mentally ill and you wouldn't have healthy relationships regardless of whether or not any potential guys actually gave a shit about it (or even were actively attracted to it)?

You understand that people have varying sexual tastes, right? Preferences =/= fetishisation

>>36446299
Unless you fuck someone from /r9k/ (lol) nobody will recognize you from your pussy lips

>>36447151
I'll take that as a general mentaly disabled.
M'lady (male)

>>36447286
ROASTIE IS GETTING TOASTIE.

Stupid cunt. Get over yourself. If you want someone to love you have to let them love you for what you are.

If you keep being picky you're going to die alone, stupid whore.

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>>36447156
what are you so mad about brainlet, I'm not going to read your wikihow article on the hacker known as 4chan

>>36447286
So you're convinced that no one would ever like it? BUT on the off chance you happened tofind someone that did, you would reject them on the grounds of feeling violated by their "fetishisation"?

it sounds like you should just kill yourself tbqh

>>36447226

Nah. Just my moms friends. Nobody at school talks to me. I just sit there quietly with my long, greasy, hair covering up my face and don't say a word to anyone unless it's a teacher yelling at me for how I don't participate and how I'm failing everything. Sorry for going off on a tangent.

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>obsess over physical flaw x
>fucking hate self because of x
>"hey I don't mind x"
>STOP FETISHISING ME REEEEEE


holy shit how have you not choked on your own tongue by now, it must take effort being that retarded

>>36447286
Well you're the one thats fucking yourself.

>>36446198
>virgin
>roastie
PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE

No one will give a shit about your vulva in your dating league.

>>36447286
You act like fetishization is a bad thing. Probably learned that it's some oppressive predator shit in your woman's studies course.

It's just something about you that turns another person on a lot.

You fucking toasty roast dummy.

>>36447313

>M'lady (male)

>roastie


If I were a tranny and I got stuck with a disgusting roastie vag I would sue my surgeon.

>>36447350
You have nothing to apologize for. Why not try making some online friends? They can usually help make you feel better and less lonely. It's nice having somebody to talk to, even if they aren't physically there.

Also, I'm not quite sure what you expected making this thread, especially on this board. Most people who post here are losers or are mentally ill. You really shouldn't let them get to you, if you are.

>>36447350
why dont you just wash your hair?
complaining about greasy hair is like complaining about a stain on your shirt.

Just fucking take a bath retard

>>36447367
Pretty much this OP, from your posts so far it seems like you're pretty dead set on trying your hardest to be alone

>>36446198
The roastie meme is just like the manlet meme, people don't actually care about it irl but it's good for a couple of laughs.

>inb4 a virgin tries to tell me otherwise

>>36447323
Jesus I was halfway kidding, but you really went right for the most plebbit response possible.
I hope you unfuck your life if only so you never come back here you failed normie human garbage.

get a labiaplasty you stupid bitch. this is literal a non-issue. go on tinder and beg for money if youre too stupid or retarded to get a job

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>>36447442
let it all out brainlet, it feels good to be outed a shitposter doesn't it?

>>36447350
that's my ideal girl, probably because that describes me as well. pls be my gf

>>36447422
I'm not a loser or mentally ill.
This roastie is a pathetic hypocrite and your white knighting is honestly sad.
I would call you a cuck, but honestly that would be an insult to them at this point.

>>36447410
Kek, are you atleast confident/satisfied about your appearance that doesn't include ur vagina?

>>36447404

>your womans study's class

I'm a highschooler.


>>36447400

Yes they will.


>>36447384

>falling for the "BEING A SLUT GIVES YOU A ROASTIE!!!111!!" meme


Being a slut stretches out the inside, not the outside. Unless dudes are continuously pulling on your labia it won't affect how it looks.

>>36447555
way to ignore everyone's extremely coherent points about your dumb insecurities idiot

>>36447431
>>36447404
>>36447367
etc

>>36447555
I hope the eventual Chad you fall for that uses you as his slampig when he's drunk, chokes you to death you good for nothing roastie.

>>36447585
this, OP. I came here to white knight you at first but holy shit you're stupid, (or you're a master baiter)

>I'm a highschooler.

It shows

>>36447555
NO GUY WOULD CARE WHAT YOUR LABIA LOOKS LIKE

>>36447542

No. Acne covered face (doesn't go away, skin is too sensitive), greasy skin, greasy hair, skinny-fat, small tits (wouldn't be a problem if they didn't look so out of place on my body), nipples that look like they belong on a plate at iHop, fat thighs, hairy arms (a-at least I'm like best girl Aggy, right? Wrong. She can make it work. I can't), hairy legs (Especially hairy legs, the hair on my legs is SOOOO thick), thin unibrow (covered up by bangs), manly hands (thanks, dad), guy-butt, roastie pussy, stretch marks on back (how the fuck does a teenage girl get stretch marks on her back?), small shit colored eyes, and weirdly shaped nose. I don't think theirs anything not wrong with my body.

>>36447682
>I don't think theirs anything not wrong with my body.

I guarantee you that those flaws will be utterly insignificant throughout your life compared to all that's wrong with your mind

>>36447682
Not sure if you're baiting or not, I just find it hard to imagine. Makes me pretty curious for a picture and then everyone calls you a 7/10 kek

>>36446198
Why are you trying to make yourself feel bad? Do roasties have live that don't already do that?

>>36447555
The very fact that you're still here proves you're wrong. All you've had to do is say you're a girl and let the (You)s roll in. You're probably getting a nice little dopamine hit from all the attention. Just another whiny bitch who thinks she's alone

>>36447585

1. I'm poor. I don't have much shampoo left in the king size bottle my mom got me like two years ago. Even then it still was greasy for some reason.


2. Fetishization is a bad thing. For me at least. Like I said, it makes me feel more like a freak. Maybe my insecure brain just takes it that way and it's actually a good thing but for me, it just makes me feel worse. That's why I've been ignoring everyone going "ZOMG NO IT'S NOT YOU STUPID ROASTIE!!!11!!!!"

3. What 2 said.

>>36447682
>fat thighs
>hairy arms
>Especially hairy legs, the hair on my legs is SOOOO thick
>unibrow

I hope you know I have a raging erection right now. God I'd spend hours pleasing your hairy little ass, OP.

>>36447716
Pretty much.

Even the ugliest females can get a dicking. Guys don't care that much about looks if they can get some pussy.

however if the woman is fucking NUTS like, REPULSIVELY NUTS not just bipolar they will mostly stay away except abusers who will see this weakness and take advantage of it in the worst way.

Just settle for someone wants your fat meat curtains you dumb roastie want-to-be slut.

>>36447682
you're looking at yourself objectively. nobodys perfect and no guy would care about your "flaws"

>>36447555
Being a slut doesn't stretch out the inside either. Sleeping with hundreds of dudes is still gross but it's no different to the vag than sleeping with one dude a hundred times.

>>36447777
meme33333333333333eeeeee3e4rdrfgbytfjhv

>>36447555
>I'm a highschooler.
Enjoy your ban.

>>36447749

I don't know why I keep on trying to make myself feel bad. Maybe I think I deserve it or something like that.


>>36447739

I swear to god I won't. Just like every other edgy Stacy that comes here. They bitch and moan about "MUH ANXIETY" and talk about how "NO BOIZ WANT ME NAWT EVEN THE NERDS :(" even though their just talking about Chad with glasses then they post a picture then get tons of orbiters. I know that if I did that I'd mostly get made fun of for being so ugly and couple of nice anons would say "Oh. Your not too bad" and it would be nothing like they do with edgy Stacy. Then I'd compare myself to the hundreds of Eliza pictures I have saved on my computer, try to gag myself before realizing my gag reflex is far too strong and it'll never work, before crying myself to sleep. Fuck that.

>>36447829

Already said I turned 18 last month and "can't ban me now!" in parenthesis. Plus, I don't think they can ban people for being underage unless they outright say that their underage.

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>>36447881
>gag myself
>gag reflex
you must be one stupid motherfucker. a dumb hairy apegirl for my kinsmen.

>>36447881
wow my gag reflex is shit, I always puke food I don't like up so you got that going for you haha

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>>36447767
well you are a fucking freak after all with your ugly pussy lips, even though normans wont say it

>>36447881
You describing your hairy body parts is making a lot of men in here horny.
How hairy is your pussy?

>>36447935

Innies are the best.

>>36447935
wtf OP u look hot af why u complaining, baka i'd smash u anytime
>>36446198

>>36447915
>implying I'm going to carefully read a thread with such a dumb premise
>especially if it's by somebody barely out of puberty
Nah. That said you are probably a roleplaying malebot anyway. No highschooler (female) would take any of this roastie talk seriously.

>>36447881
you sound genuinely mentally ill, I guarantee that if a guy rejects you it will be because of your broken, neurotic personality first and foremost, not your looks

as many people ITT have pointed out (and you've ignored, nice job on not being like "every other edgy stacie who comes here" btw) there are lots and lots of hideously ugly people who have found partners who genuinely love them and care for them despite their physical flaws

Get professional help

>>36447935

DELETE THIS


>>36447938


Sir, you do NOT speak for all men!

>>36447994
this OP

No matter how bad you look, the only thing that could possibly ever actually ensure that you were alone forever would be your own head

>>36448038

But my face is attached to my head. Stop making me think about that!


>>36447994

>neurotic personality

Boy, are you presumptuous!

>>36448091
>presumptuous

You dumb whore that word doesn't even apply. We can see you're neurotic as fuck just by what you're posting.

The roast is coming from inside the brain you dumb slut.

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>>36447226

Its hilarious when you see a robot whos desperately trying to get a femanon to like him but tries to act coy at the same time

>>36448004
Okay then I'm just speaking for me.

Is it hairy enough to peek out of your panties? Describe the smell. I need to jerk off.

And no I am not joking. This legit turns me on.

>>36447935
is this the perfect female?

>>36448110

Polite + Coy = Cute!
>>36447987

>No highschooler (female) would take any of this roastie talk seriously.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>36448164
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I stand correct.

>>36448151

STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!


>>36448196

From what all the bots who aren't just barely allowed to post here and are well into their twenties say, most teenage girls have fragile self esteems SO HA!

>>36448196
fuck u bigot piece of shit, I bet you voted Trump faggot

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>>36448091
>Then I'd compare myself to the hundreds of Eliza pictures I have saved on my computer, try to gag myself before realizing my gag reflex is far too strong and it'll never work, before crying myself to sleep. Fuck that.

>my mental health is fine!

I understand that you're a dumb teenager but christ, this is embarresing

>>36446198

>Send pics of roast beef puss

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>>36448164

>BLAH BLAH = CUTE

Naw its not cute. I see a "cool, caring" guy like you in every roastie thread and she NEVER gives up the contact info yet alone dates/fucks the loser.

But i'm sure you do this alot so you probably must have gotten results at least once. What was being her emotional tampon for 2 weeks until she got bored like?

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>>36448247
>STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!
don't tell me what to do you ugly bitch
>you will never be a perfect japanese qt
how does that feel, slut?

>>36448247
I think the reason you're trying to get us to bully and belittle you is because your life's issues are quite small and trivial even if they may not seem so to you. Many of us literally can't go a few hours without thinking about eating a literal bullet because normies and roasties have ostracized alienated and abused us so much we're nearly incapable of living life.

>>36448290
is this what OP looks like irl?

>>36448248

Ohpee here,... I support Trump...


>>36448249

I didn't say it was fine. I'm a very broken person, but in a sad way. Not in a malicious way as most people in this thread suggest. Who am I, Eliza?


>>36448278

>cool

No thanks. Also, I've never gotten results. Also, I don't like giving out my information. Makes me feel weird.


>>36448290

STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I DON'T NEED THIS!


>>36448301

STOP MAKING IT EVEN WORSE! YOUR HURTING ME!

theres lots of guys here who would literally worship you. stop being so insecure

>>36448416
srry bby rawr~
how can i make it up to u sweet heart???
How can i make my sad pumpkin a happy pumpkin?

>>36448457

The same ones who completely shattered what little self esteem I had in the first place? Nah.

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>I have a vagina and everyone hates it.
>Thread literally thrives because of it's existence.

You know what to do, boys.

>>36448532

Did you even read the thread? Everyone is trying to make me like myself even though it isn't gonna work.

>>36448509

Just... Just post more hot girls. I need it.

>>36448526
what are you talking about? lots of guys said that it's not a big deal and to stop being so insecure

You should post a picture of your room OP so we can get a general idea of how you live without you having to photograph yourself.

>>36448575
just look in a mirror if you want to see a hot girl

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>>36448575
but bby rawr~~~~~
ur all i need sweetyyyyyyy
i dont want tno one else ;)))))))))

>>36448613

SHUT UP! POST MORE HOT GIRLS RIGHT NOW!


>>36448601

My mom cleans my room so it looks pretty neat. Not really a good representation of how I live.

>>36448457
I know i would. I'd love to take on the fragrance of OPs young hairy cunt and lick her clean until she came on my face

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>>36448664
>mom cleans my room
>mom
>cleans
>my
>room

GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMALFAG

>>36448601
I like the idea a lot.
>>36448664
Even so, there is some merit in being able to see it at least. My room is quite a mess but it probably wouldn't really reflect well on how I act outside the house.

>>36448664
please post a pic of yourself, even if it is just your hand or something

>>36448708
how dufuq does the fact that her mom cleans her room make her a normalfag? my positive relationship with my mother has made me if anything even more of a stunted manchild.

>>36448416
Post a pornstar whose lips look like yours

>>36448771
fuck u normalfags u can only be a robot if ur room is drenched in shitbags and piss bottles u noramlfags just dont get how hard the robot life is

>>36448852
t. 14 year old who shares a room with his little brother

>>36448891
nromie scum just go back to rebbit

>>36448807

I don't know a lot of pornstars. Most of them have lip injections anyways. The ones I watch at least. For some reason I mostly watch porn of MILF's who resemble Lana Del Rey because she's my mommyfu.

>>36448759

No.

>>36448771

This. We watch Rupual's and Napoleon Dynamite together almost every week.

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>people are actually falling for this bait

>>36449042

>people actually think something this pathetic is bait

>>36449065
You seriously underestimate your average /r9k/ poster

>>36446198
do u have any friends in real life

>tfw had a roastie virgin gf when I was 13
>wouldn't know the joys of an innie for another 15 years
It really doesn't matter. One's just nicer to look at, and if it was actually distracting I could just close my eyes.

>tfw no insecure roastie gf to hide in my truck all over the midwest

OP here. Mom just walked into my room and said I should start my math homework. That reminds me that last quarter I wrote a version of the MDE sketch where Nick is a teacher but re-wrote it so it would apply to my stupid remedial math teacher Mr. Mckale. Also, there's this qt quiet boy in my Science and History class who exactly looks like WT Snacks who I'm never gonna see again. Just thought I'd mention that. Don't know why.

>>36449171

My moms friends, yeah. Like I said before >>36447350 .

>>36446198
you literally can snip your meaty cunt and fix your shit

what the fuck. if you think that's an issue, fuck you.

What was puberty like? Did you freak out over your labia changing?

>>36449352

I've mentioned a million times in this thread that I'm a poorfag. I also mentioned that after the procedure it hurts like shit. And it might come out all botched afterword's and make things worse then they were before.

do you have any pictures of what it looks like?

>>36449412
It still functions the same, does it not? I don't think appearances here really matter that much unless you're not wearing pants/underwear constantly.

>>36449458

Nah. I've found some online that look somewhat what it looks like but they aren't really similar. It's really fucking gross, dude.


>>36449368

I didn't really notice it changing. I never remembered it looking any different.

>>36446992
You're an omega with no options, of course you don't care

>no guy would turn you down because of what your labia looks like

Wrong.

>>36449547
see gynodiversity.tumblr.com

>>36446198

Men have fucked up dicks all the time. I don't think you should care about their opinions on this "roastie" thing. It's not like women are this petty about penis.

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>>36449959
>gynodiversity.tumblr.com
I can smell that page, jesus christ

>>36449547
So if I picture a roast beef sandwich, it's even worse than that?

>>36449959
Japanese pussy confirmed best pussy

>167 replies
>hasn't even posted a pic

well done lad, you really got them going

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>>36449984
>It's not like women are this petty about penis.
Of course not.
Not at all.

>>36449694
>>no guy would turn you down because of what your labia looks like
>Wrong.

I wouldn't. You know why? Because I have zero physical standards.

Now would you turn me down for my tiny pencildick?

>>36446198
>I fucking hate myself.


You realise the roastie meme was made for this feel right?

The hope was it would vanquish the fembot hordes arriving.

Instead, their numbers tripled, further proving what we already knew; women are masochists who'd sooner take abuse than deal with someone actually trying to make them happy ("nice guys").

My point is, you're supposed to feel bad about being a roastie. When you leave the internet, you can feel better about yourself, then be all like "Wow, /r9k/ made me feel like shit, I should stay away from there".

We failed.

>>36449959
all well maintained vagina = good vagina

>>36447286
I understand anon. Why do you try make yourself the target of so much hate? I mean these people are acting out their frustrations on you and that's nice of you to act as their outlet, but if you're so sensitive wouldn't you be better just leaving well alone?

me too OP if it makes you feel any better.
to be honest i wish i had no genitals at all because i am terrified of having sex and would just rather never have to do it ever in my life. there is literally nothing about my body i dont hate and i wish i could just get rid of everything
you're probably not as ugly as you think you are if that helps
lets kill ourselves together

>>36450575

If I stay alone then I'll forget that nobody will ever love me or want to fuck me and forget my place. Then I'll get made fun of harder then I ever made fun of myself and probably end up committing suicide.


>>36450644

I'll go get the cyanide pills.


>>36450448

I have no idea what you just said.


>>36450153

Yes.


>>36449959


It's so embarrassing when other roasties try hard to be accepted. Like any guy would accept that.

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POST THE GODDAMN ROAST

>>36450356

I could be making fun of curved dick all day. Or small dick. Or foreskin dick.

But I don't. I don't make up names for it either.

>>36450992
>I have no idea what you just said.

>man admits he created roastie meme to make you hate r9k and leave
>"lol what"

You're a troll, right? This is a man pretending to be a woman.

>>36451186

It isn't. I get that he said they made up the roastie meme just to drive me away from r9k, but I don't believe that, but I don't know what he meant with that last line.

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>>36446198
Hey guys another roastie here. OP is a fag. Ask me anything

>>36451314

>OP is a fag


No I'm not you mentally ill trap, fuck you. Stop LARPing and get out of my thread. It's pretty god damn obvious you have a dick and not a roastie. Get out!

>>36446198
do you play with your flip flap flop vagina ?

>>36451314
can you post you're roast?

>>36451156
>Or foreskin dick

pleb

tfw no ugly vagina gf

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>>36451365
Haha nice projecting fag. Speak for yourself. I bet your puss smells like red herring and tomatoes. That's probably why you're here you virgin lol

>>36446620
> 18

You are a fucking kid. Stop coming to this fucking hell hole and go live you life.

The same goes for every 20 <= robot.

>>36450992
>It's so embarrassing when other roasties try hard to be accepted. Like any guy would accept that.

As someone with way more experience than you, I can assure you normal, mature, experienced people don't fucking care how your vagina looks like. Stop listening to inexperienced little boys who are disgusted by their own penises.

>>36446198

Dude here and I prefer roasties. Big labia has always been a turn on for me.

>>36451370

I rub my clit but I don't play with the flappy parts.

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>>36451635
>i dont play with flappy parts

Jesus christ your roastie cant be that toastie

If I went down on a girl and discovered a massive roastie I'd be so turned on and eat the shit out of it

>>36446899
IL here sup?

>>36446198
wtf? I love arbys now!
Anyways. You should really have some guy lick your pussy til you orgasm. It rocks!
>tfw when I know it's a little rank down there a d my "wet pussy" is actually vaginal mucous, but my boyfriend get crazy eyed and slurps me up like a maniac. And I'm an honest 6/10, 40lbs overweight and he's a 8/10 and fell in love with my ass! / ) )
Get a boyfriend sweety! Fan forums, concerts, anything! REEEEE!

>>36451510

You don't want that.


>>36451527

>smelling your vagina

Your a little weird, femanon.
>>36451571


Doesn't make my feels any less invalid. I can't live my life when I got this disgusting flappy thing on me.


>>36451574

There are literally no guys my age who don't give a shit. This generation is superficial and judgy as hell. I'll never find anyone who will accept me the way I am.


>>36451633

You probably don't know what an ACTUAL roastie is as opposed to outie vagina's. Roasties are just fucking disgusting.

>>36451691

See what I mean?


>>36451858


Um...
>>36451754


If your trying to make me feel better about myself it isn't working.

>>36451885
you have some serious body dysmorphia issues - I assure you no-one gives a fuck about your vagina and no-one in their right mind would change their mind about you once they see it.
You need to get out of this toxic board but not before you post a pic

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Oh! And I found a picture. It's something like the 3rd on the 2nd row but the middle of it is like the 9th on the last row (just without the hood being all upward and shit).

>>36451922
Man never mind. DON'T take muh advice N sheeeeeeit. At least i aint a spinster.
Sad. Many such cases!

>>36451987

I seriously doubt that and yes, I really should get out of this board, but like I said I need to know my place. Also >>36452044

>>36451885
Whats your ethnicity OP?

>>36452140

I'm white.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>36451885
>You don't want that.

yes i do

and i want to make fun of her ugly vagina

Can we just talk about the fact no guy my age is gonna accept this? It's really bothering me and nobody's commented on it even though I've talked about it like 5 times in this thread. Does that mean I'm fucked?

>>36452440

Bumping for this. Seriously, guys. Am I gonna be okay?

>>36452440
you're just trolling now

>>36452440
>>36452552
Sorry lass you'll need to trim your beef flaps.

>>36452762

I seriously am worried that no guy in my age group would fuck me. Is that a problem? I'm a teenage girl. Now's the time when things aren't supposed to be all super serious. I should be out there having fun or some shit. And how am I supposed to be having fun if I can't get fucked because I'm ugly?

>>36452440
Your roastie flaps will flap
Roastie flapping
Toastie roastie

>>36447935
THICC PUSSY

>>36452882
guys in your age group will fuck anything, literally just grab a guy a say "wanna fuck" BINGO.
Things aren't super serious - you're making it serious for yourself.

OP go to a professional therapist and talk about your body dysmorphic disorder , I.e your vagina.
And stop talking shit about other females with their wonky looking vaginas aka toasties.
You're an attention whore...fucking get help.

>>36453043

They aren't like you think they are. Their all fuckboys. They all want literal 10/10's. I can't compete with that. I can't do it. Even if some dude tried to fuck me when he pulled down my panties he'd just laugh and walk out and tell everyone and they'd all laugh at me and I wouldn't be able to handle it. I'd kill myself I know I would.

>>36446473
I got a fet for big labia, trust me I'd love it

>>36446839
Most guys won't actually care. I'm a guy and have phimosis so foreskin on dick is too tight to pull back and felt pretty much same as you do. Had lots of opportunities for sex but denied hem all because I thought girls would laugh at my dick and leave.

Met someone who I actually enjoy spending time with and she doesn't care. Same as any dude who would want to gf you

>>36453677
Man, she doesn't listen to reason she's an attention whore.

>>36446198
Are you insecure with your body in general? What would you change in it?
Also, can you pass as a normal person outside? If yes, give me tips please

>>36446198
Look OP, I'm handsome. 5'9" 145lbs.

I will fuck you as long as you're not fat or super ugly.

I get rated 8/10 on rate threads on soc. I'm not bad looking

>>36454690

Sorry im not really into guys that height but only because a little above average height (5'7)

>>36454734
I am 6'2" and want to nibble your labia lips.

>>36454734
>complains about being turbo roastie that no one will touch
>won't talk to anyone under 6'5

really gets the neurons firing