Alright young blood, let's see you spit some bars.

>>36445585

I'm a robot and I post on ar nine kay,
Yous just a bitch nigga, 'n probably gay.

>>36445585
Nigga nigga nigga. *smacks lips* Get pussy n drugs. *robs a bank* Kill all duh whiteys.

Am I epic yet? XD

>>36445585
When I heard Em had locked up dre
I'm thinkin that bitch hittin that base all day
Acting like a retard tryna stay relevant
When its really just his gay Nath locked up in his basement
Fuckin pussy faggot fuckin flaming gay
Claimin detroit while I claim R9K

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>>36445627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrQo59nItRI

>>36445585
Uh, yeah
...Uh
...Yeah
Uh..
Uh..
Yeah
Yo I got the whitest blood
Strugflin through the mud
I got anxiety and nerves
Stacy ain't let me touch her curves
She said
Ew creep! Only Chad can touch me there!
Maybe I don't really care?
Fuck your stinky cunt
Mommy tending to my chicken
Tendies maybe I'll just punt
Your fishy pussy in up your fricken
Throat and tie that shit
Braid that shit through your fucken hair
Pepe please stop I'm choking!
Bitch didn't you hear?!
I DONT FUCKEN CARE
YOU KEKED ME JUST THE OTHER YEAR

Yo that's my first rap how I do dre

>>36445585
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out max, and relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
Put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class yo this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like
Hmmm this might be all right
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

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>>36445585
Life is shit/
Life sucks dicks/
Why me, this is the pits/
I envisioned a simple life in the country-side/
Hermit mode, secluded from society, get me off this ride/

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Tim duncan dint be frontin' give bhim the ball and he'll show you something

Bat cat dat fat gat hat jat kat lat mat nat pat qat rat sat tat vat wat yat zat. All original

>>36445989
I saw this coming

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>>36445585
I'm 23 will I ever live to see 24
The way things are going I don't know...

how the hell do I spit out a bar?

Hot chicken
Tell me what you missin'
Kiss another man while I'm workin' in the kitchen

Hot chicken
Tell me what you missin'
Kiss another man while I'm workin' in the kitchen

Hot chicken
Tell me what you missin'
Kiss another man while I'm workin' in the kitchen

>>36446675
check out this song im working on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pJcKU7HTHs

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Walking around wearing bodies that aren't mine...Ed Gein. Daydreaming I'm Albert Fish. obscene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7LZraKP6uw

>>36445983
Encore! Bring us to ecstasy robot rapper!

Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh uh uh onnn, uh uh-uh onnn
Uh-uh onnn, uh uh-uh
I'm ahead of my time, sometimes years out
So the powers that be won't let me get my ideas out
And that make me wanna get my advance out
And move to Oklahoma and just live at my aunt's house
Yeah, I romance the thought of leaving it all behind
Anon step away from the lime
Light like when I was on the grind
In the 1-9-9-9
Before model chicks was bending over
Or dealerships asked me "Benz or Rover?"
Man, if I could just get one beat on Hova
We could get up off this cheap-ass sofa
What the summer of the Chi got to offer an eighteen-year-old?
Sell drugs or get a job, you gotta play your role
My dog worked at Taco Bell, hooked us up plural
Fired a week later, the manager count the churros
Sometimes I can't believe it when I look up in the mirro'
How we out in Europe, spending Euros
They claim you never know what you got 'til it's gone
I know I got it, I don't know what y'all on
I'ma open up a store for aspiring MCs
Won't sell 'em no dream, but the inspiration is free
But if they ever flip sides like Anakin
You'll sell everything including the mannequin
They got a new bitch, now you Jennifer Aniston
Hold on I'll handle it, don't start panickin', stay calm
Shorties at the door cause they need more
Inspiration for they life, they souls, and they songs
They said, "Sorry, Mr. Anon t is gone"

nigger poo jiggerboo colored cooney
black porch monkey brown babooney
melon muncher, chicken bone sucker

>>36446950
you just came up with this off the top? likely story.

Words words words words words words nigger