/uni/ Feels

>>36442730
I really can't wait for when I'm finished my last exam, so just another 30-35 hours for me and then this studying hell I'm in finally ends.

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Ahahahah I want to fucking kill myself before it gets more painful why did I think I was smart and could go on like this

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>professor finally puts in grades
>fucking 73
>missed date for extra credit
>only test left is final
>im probably actually going to kill myself

What kind of fucking pathetic nerd keeps making these threads.

Just so you know I hate your guts. You are the most annoying person in the class and what's more you're a dumbass who doesn't even get half decent grades despite always worrying about your grades. Fuck off.

And stop interrupting the professor with your autistic dumbass questions.

>>36442825

What's wrong with 73. Seems like a decent grade

>extra credit

WTF is that?

>only test left is the final

Wait then where the fuck did you get your grade from?

>>36442788
Holy fuck anon I feel the same way. I just want a comfy 8 to 5 job and then go home and relax. Why the fuck am I doing this

I can't even look at the mountain of textbooks I have to study. Kill me please.

>>36442730
>four finals starting in less than a month
>still coming across things for the first time in revision

I'm just here for the ride at this point tbqh, no point getting off now

Can we compile an organized OP with useful links for these threads? I feel like that would be really useful for a lot of people here.

>>36443086
>how to kill yourself in a painless way
something of the sort?

>uni didn't start the speciality I've chosen so I'm forced to do classes I don't fancy that much as well as learn things that I wanted to on my own
>I thought to myself that perhaps that cute girl I'm so madly in love with will finally be in the same group as I am so I'd get to see her more often than just lectures, hoping that perhaps this will grand me the opportunity to get closer to her
>well after PE I head straight to the deans to see the lists
>turns out she's chosen a different speciality than my second choice so I'll be seeing her even less often than I already do in next year
oh, and I was almost ran over by a car, actually I kinda wished it would hit me back there, so the pain would go away

>>36443103
I mean... If you want to include that, sure.
I was thinking more along the lines of studying guides, resources, etc. I can try to find some examples.

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>>36442829
tfw i'm a brainlet who gets shit grades despite worrying nonstop about my marks

>>36442730
Who is from uk? Write your uni pls.

>>36442825
American

>>36442861
Brit

Am I right?

>>36442829
>who doesn't even get half decent grades
It is unironically cos we have no gf.

My housemates for next year

>cute girl with a really nice ass
>shy brown girl
>chubby tumblresque girl with big tits
>Chinese-Canadian femboy
I don't think I can make it through the year without dicking one of them

>>36443296
Warwick here [B]oy

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What is it like for you robots with roommates? I don't think I could stand having one.

>>36443542
G8 m8, I'm also here. How are you doing? I spent whole day shitposting instead of preparing, btw.

>>36443086
We can make a pastebin with robot friendly tips and tricks for college and slowly add to it when we see good ones posted

>>36443606
Trying to finish a project and panicking about exams. I've done well so far and it's only first year at least.

>>36443728
What are you studying? Have you sorted out where to live for next year? I have no idea, honestly, probably will just kill myself.

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>wasted the entire week shitposting and jerking off
I deserve to fail

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The pic kind of describe my mental state as from the start up to this point, Orgo 2 final tomorrow, barely just finished the class material and haven't started revising, going in with a 75%.

Then 2 finals on two consecutive days after 5 days, need to catch up on half semester worth of material for both. Going in with a 73% on analytical chem 2 and 62% for inorganic chem. Then in 4 days, the thermo final, half semester worth of material still, but more physics&math, going in with 40%.

I done goofed up, haven't I?

>>36443777
Biochemistry, and yeah I have a house that's literally across the road from the north of campus.

What are you studying and are you in first year too?

>>36443845
> you in first year too
Yes, maths and stats. I feel so bad about this housing problem. How do you generally feel about uni? I think it is very anti-robot(as a whole country), too many partying people.

>>36443903
Uni has forced me to come out of my shell to find housemates, do a group project and talk in tutorials. The workload is killing me and I've thought about dropping out a lot.

Everyone I live with currently is very outgoing and I only like a few of them

>>36442730
AHAHAH I'M NOT GRADUATING CAUSED I FAILED PE
HAHAHAHAHA

IF EVER THERE WAS A TIME TO KMS ITS NOW AHHA

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Welp lads, I am a NEET but my country is finally rolling out free tuition so I decided why not and I got accepted into CS to really pursue my interest in math and computers. What am I in for and how often do I have to deal with retarded normies?

>>36444035
> find housemates
How? I think it is too late, though.

>>36444109
I found them in December of the first term

>posted on the Warwick freshers facebook page
>posted on the housemates wanted section of the SU website
>asked people on my course if they had people to live with
>met with people to see if we were similar

Check
https://www.warwicksu.com/forums/topiclist/630/
I think you should have tried to find people a bit earlier, but there are still people looking for others to live with

>>36444175
I saw this site, actually. I am just too shy to post there, literally crying now, uni was a mistake.

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my 10k word dissertation is due next week

ask me how i'm doing

>>36444100
Maybe you can open your eyes and see instead of dismissing anything normies, it's a good habit for learning too.

>>36444237
Hi anon, how's it coming along?

>>36444280
honestly i wish i was dead half the shit i've wrote is quotes from other people, i've done all this research and GOD DAMN IT I'M USING IT ALL IN THERE

all in all, i've got 6k words to write and no clue what to write about in my own words

>>36444238
unfortunately my years of seclusion has turned my social skills into dust.

>>36443542
>>36443606
>>36443777
>>36443845
>>36443903
>>36444175

FUCK
I wonder if I know you guys...

>>36444325
just b yourself :') works for me friend

>>36444221
I understand, but you just need to break through your shyness and email someone who posted on the housing forum

Warwick does have a service where they pair you with people who don't have anyone to live with. I can't remember what it's called but please please at least try finding people to live with next year

You could email accommodation or call them about your situation too

>>36444371
We can meet in a lib if you want.

>>36444371
What course are you on?

>>36444415
Yeah I'm down for meeting somewhere because theres fuck all to do till monday.
>>36444431
A meme-tier course. that I like

>>36444529
> A meme-tier course
Does it include computes science?

>>36444561
That's a robot tier course. I do humanities.

>>36444325
What subject is it for?

I thought having chosen the subject and came up with a plan yourself, you shouldn't struggle with words count, no?

>>36444341
Just keep an open mind anon, I've had my own share of stuck in my own head moment, still get them time to time. They have never been helpful.

>>36444395
> Warwick does have a service where they pair you with people who don't have anyone to live with
I registered, no response.
>>36444577
I bet you are not a virgin.
.

>>36444529
You're still on campus? I thought everyone left for the holidays then comes back the sunday before.

>>36444691
I'm a fucking normie.
>>36444709
I came back early

>>36444734
I wish you a brain cancer, normalshit.

>>36444770
I still use this website.

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Anyone else kept up with material throughout the semester so they won't have to study for finals?

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>>36443296
Northumbria here my nignog

>>36443202
You are being too melodramatics, plenty of pussy in the sea.

>>36444792
I dont care. I just thought I finally found a warwick robot.

>>36444709
>>36444857

Also can I borrow a phone charger.

From another thread:
Not him, but I for one lose attention quickly when given a complicated task. I have never studied in my life and I just magically made it through high school. Now when the studying is more freeform, I'm fucking lost at even the simplest things, like what I need to do to get my degree, for example, I was informed that there is a lab exercise this summer where we actually get paid some unknown amount for working as a lab assistant and there are some requirements for that, some mandatory courses or some shut. I don't know how much they'll pay, what the requirements are, how I enroll into that course or what they'll pay us because I don't know shit. How am I supposed to know? I tried to find out, I got bored and now I'm drinking.

Maybe I should just kill myself

>>36444876
You can borrow a knife in your eye.

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I have a 3.8 gpa and spend probably about an hour or two a week studying.
Jealous nerds?

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>>36444819
T-that was the plan.

Something went wrong along the way or with myself. Maybe they was never any hope for me to begin with.

I can live the consolation that have I tried, I'd have done much better.

>>36444838
I don't want her pussy, I want her heart

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>>36444920
Ok but I need that charger kinda soon.

>>36442730
Enjoy this time you faggots. It doesn't get any better after graduation. It actually gets a lot worse

>>36442829
>worry about grades
>instead of studying watches anime and shitposts /uni/ gens on /r9k/ about how worried he is about grades
>fails
>bitch about failing on /r9k/

I don't think it's one guy, but these types of people have always existed.

>>36444954
ASK THE GIRL YOU FUCK, NORMALSHIT.

>>36444929
I'm co-managing a tech startup with my friend while going to school, currently 3.9 and making 20k/mo. It's nothing to brag about.

>>36444987
1. She ain't here.
2. I'm not sure its iPhone tbqh

>>36444770
>>36444920
>>36444987
I felt sorry for you since you didn't have anyone to live with but I kind of see why you don't

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How is it possible to have an interest in things that aren't Vidya, music, anime, or other useless interests? How is it possible to be interested in things like math, chemistry, programming, physics, writing, reading, ect.? It's all just so fucking boring and hard.

SHAUN IS A FUCKHEAD

>>36445026
> but I kind of see why you don't
Because I am ugly, so no one wants to communicate with me, so I have both no gf, no roommates, and extremely jealous.

Does slitting your throat hurt? With a sharp knife I mean. I just want to be edgy and traumatize all the normies on Professor Goldshekelbergsteins wild course.

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>tfw pretty smart
>tfw I chose classes that are within my grasp >tfw major has a lot of opportunity for jobs
>tfw I study, do my homework, go to labs, do the reading, volunteer, exercise, work an internship and still make time to enjoy my hobbies and socialize
>tfw I have diagnosed ADHD and don't take my medicine, and still manage to succeed and stay organized
>tfw get A's on all my homework
>tfw get A's on all of my labs
>tfw get A's on most of my tests/quizzes
>tfw my teachers love me
>tfw on honor role
>tfw going to graduate soon

It's not that hard. It you can learn to manage your motivation then you have no hope of succeeding in the real world.

>>36445007
You're not qaulified to post here. You have a better life than even Chad or Stacy. You could be ugly, socially inept, virgin, it doesn't matter. Nobody that makes 20k a month has any right to feel sad about anything. Leave.

>>36445007
Yeah but I'm no FAGGOT

>>36445039
>math, chemistry, programming, physics, writing, reading
By not being a brain dead consumer and derive your enjoyment from making things instead of consuming them

>>36445091
Literally kys chad

>>36445091
>>It's not that hard.

t. somebody that doesn't know what a brainlet is

>>36444948
Are you taking physiology class? Heart is a good deal harder to reach than the pussy.

>>36445007
>20k/month on a tech start up from a college kid
Bullshit. You'd be the next Zuckerberg if you were doing that and we would all know about whatever world changing tech you were making

>>36445111
I like programming but comp. Sci. Sucks ass

>>36445111
How do you not be a braindead consumer? Are you just born that way?

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>>36445091
I guess it isn't really hard when everything goes your way and you don't need to surmount any difficulty whatsoever.

>>36445151
I'm not saying you have to be Amish and forsake all consuming, just don't derive ALL of your enjoyment from consuming entertainment media.

>>36445069
I'll be your friend
If you let me borrow that iPhone charger

>>36445143
Finance
Guess I'm just an old-fashioned and hopeless romantic, but I like it that way
If I succeed, I will get to experience a lot more that sex-driven normies do

>>36445112
>>36445125
>>36445173
Why did you choose a major that's out of your league? Why are you in college if you're a brainlet? Not everyone deserves to work professional-tier jobs. If you can't handle it, maybe consider a trade job.

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>>36445191
You are wasting your time trying so hard, it won't hurt any stronger.

>>36445182
Well, I like to cook and go on walks and drive? But those things aren't useful skills that make somebody smart.

>>36445222
>Why are you in college if you're a brainlet?

My mom made me go. Also I stopped attending classes. I like to browse these threads to see other failures so I don't feel so alone.

>>36445222
>getting a mcjob without a rocket science degree and 5 years of experience at nasa
Joys of the free university and overeducation, I guess

>>36445222

I mean I like a good challenge and to find out one's potential, it's the only way. I wouldn't feel alive doing something that's so easy sailing and requires no effort whatsoever, I'd feel like rusting. But, that's just me.

>>36442730
> I mean you're a full time student, what other responsibilities do you have besides studying?

Dad once said exactly that.

Now, nobody tells me to study anymore, I think I am the alpha now.

>>36445223
Does it help that I'm a bluebell cunt?

>>36445398
My biochem lab partner's in bluebell and she misses loads of labs, tutorials and didn't help in our group project.

Is the double bed too comfy or something?

>>36445398
irrelevant O R E G A N O

>>36442730
I have some sort of mental block stopping me from working unless I'm consumed by panic.
It's slowly ruining my life, just missed a deadline, probably have to come back in summer and redo the module, don't really know how it works.

>>36445091
Whats your major?
Originalio

>>36445445
They are too comfy. Its so easy to stay inside for ages. I know people from biochem but mostly the sort that turn up most of the time.

>>36445613
Earth and Space Science/General Science.

Going to be a high school science teacher. There's a huge demand for them right now, and they make decent pay. More than I could ever spend. It's pretty easy work to be honest, and people respect you for it. Also met a lot of cute girls since I TA at the university.

I doubt I have the smarts for things like electrical engineering, or programming, but that's why I didn't choose that path. I wanted something that I could do every day without feeling mentally drained.

It's going well my man, A-B honor roll, almost done with my Masters in History, then I am going to start working on my Bachelors in Education.

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anyone here from umass amherst?

>>36446305
how do you pay for all these degrees?

>>36442730
Unironically considering dropping out after either this semester or next semester and joining the Navy.

Aside from that, I'm nervous as fuck because I have a group paper due in a week and none of my group members seem to be putting in any work. Fuck this is horrible.

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>>36443403
I know you can do it
You are a robot after all, not having sex is what we do best

>>36446386
no but I live 15 minutes away from there
w-wanna fug?

>>36447062
sorry anon but I'm not a girl

who glasgow here

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>36446063
>Earth science
Worthless easy major
>teacher
Worthless easy profession

I'm a big boy and decided on computer engineering. I hate my job but still

>>36447255

fuck man got 4 exams in one week

fuck my shit up i dot care about uni lel kek tralala

>>36447923
same pal, what degree are you doing

>>36442730
>finished MA 2 years ago
>uni was great
>really miss seminars
>miss society activities and drinking
Enjoy it whilst it lasts chaps.

I found the job I was looking for (analyst in Civil Service), but I'm already really fucking bored. Uni was a dream compared to actual work.

>>36447979

absolute meme madness

Theology and Religious Studies

you?

>>36445039
i really like reading and biology desu

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>>36448043
oh shit

yea im doing law, shits tedious

Anyone at lancaster?

5500 words out of 10000 done, but feel exhausted now

FUCK my life

>>36444237
5k dis here, only done about 500 words and it's due in next friday
JUST

>>36448476
mines 10k and it's in for the tuesday after yours

could be worse m8

>>36444237
hey samesies!
i wrote 3700 words over the last week undirected cause my supervisor was MIA
i sent it to him yesterday and today he's told me it's stupid basically (which isn't a surprise, it is shit but only cause i didn't know what to write)

he can't see me for another week, which is like 3 days before the deadline
i'm so excited!

I dropped out this semester. "Higher education" is nothing but a product to be shilled out to as many people as possible, with no care about the quality of the learning. In so many majors across university, you literally don't learn shit, and you have people just chase grades and not give a fuck about walking away with learning anything.

Can't even say I'm glad I tried it as it cost me way more then it's worth. Fuck university.

My college's Spring Weekend starts today.

It's almost 6pm and I have nobody to go out with lmao

>>36448624
>t. angry brainlet

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>in final semester, four weeks left
>one of my classes is the final semester-long group project for my major
>rest of my group are retards who go days without doing anything or responding to my messages even if I'm just asking a simple yes or no question
>professor won't help because "lol, YOU picked them" yeah too bad I didn't fucking know anybody in the class so it was goddamn Russian Roulette no matter what
If I fail this class because of these braindead shitstain wastes of space I am going to fucking blow my brains out

>>36448699
Trust me, I did not leave because it was hard. Maybe it would be hard if it was hard sciences, but I took Economics, business and history courses. Economics being my major. I left because of everything I stated, hell I would say it was too easy to get high grades in university, completely different if you actually want to learn the meterial being taught. As high grades does not equal higher learning.

>>36444237
I wrote my 12,000 word dissertation in 48 hours, of frantic, no sleep, semi plagiarous, fact bending writing.

Also, I only saw my supervisor once.

I got a 76, and promised myself that I would never leave things until the last minute again, but of course I still do, and that's why I got fired from my first job out of uni.

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>>36447345
>He thinks that the only valuable degrees are hard to finish
>Picked a hard major in a field he hates so he can brag about doing a hard major
>Brags about intelligence to anonymous strangers

You are fucking pathetic.

>>36448907
my supervisor has pretty much told me he doesn't have the time to read through my drafts

hmmmmm

>>36447345
What is your job and why do you hate it?

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>realized one semester away from graduating that I hated my major and that the last thing I want is a job in this field
Guess I'm fucked

>>36448993
LOL what major? And don't think your fucked, a lot of jobs hire broad major groups. Just having a bachelor's can open a lot of doors for you.

And how did you come to the conclusion you hated it last minute, seems odd.

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How many classes is /uni/ currently failing?

>>36449115
I got straight A's last quarter :^)

Fucking brainlets, if you've ever failed a class in university, kill yourself.

>>36449106
IT. I got into it when I took an intro to programming class at random while trying to pick a major. I was the top student in the class and the professor told me I was a natural. So I went with it and did great in more IT stuff. I've still done really well in it but the further I went the more I felt like the waters were starting to close over my head. I was really, REALLY fucking good at all the intro stuff but as we moved into more advanced stuff I was struggling not to fall behind and now I listen to the other IT majors talking casually about shit that sounds like a foreign goddamn language to me even though I've got a 4.0 GPA. I've got the bases covered academically but I feel like the moment I step into a real IT job they'd think I was a total moron. I look at all the shit I don't know, which I should be reading up on in my spare time, and I just have no desire to learn it. I think I only ever enjoyed it because I was told I was naturally good at it and thought "Finally, this is what I'm supposed to do," and now that I'm past that I realize that I don't like it enough to put the work in to really excel.

On top of that, a lot of my professors have pretty aggressively driven that the real well-paying IT gigs are mired in all that corporate middle-manager "vitalize our core strengths" buzzword horseshit and I'd eat a fucking gun if I had to deal with that every day.

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>Graduating in two weeks with Masters
>Finished up dissertation
>Have nothing to do


Feels comfy

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>going to university next fall
>going to have to live on campus
>going to a school filled with turbo-normies
end me now

>>36449115
Last one should be "withdrawing".

>>36449383
Good on you, anon. Whatcha studying? What was your dissertation about? Was it difficult to do?

Has anyone used the company "college storage group" to store their stuff over the summer? I'm thinking of using them.

>>36449206
It's not a matter of brainlet really, it's really about whether you are willing to put in the time or have a good studying habit at your disposal, as opposed to your raw intelligence. Unless you're in pure math or physics.

>>36449115
>second semester senior
>failing one class
will they just give me my degree anyways?

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>>36449658
Public Administration aka a job in the public sector with Budgeting/Aquisition/HR.

Dissertation on how cities can better manage "all-hazard" (disasters man made/natural), via budgets,coordination, etc.

>>36449668
Pure physics here; it's absolutely still about putting in the time and being disciplined. I know because I'm not and I'm fucked.

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>tfw going back for my masters

What they call the "real world" kicked my fucking teeth in. I need to reset.maybe I'll come out as a man this time.

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>>36449955
Math grad here. Want to go back for my MS in civil. Only way to advance in the current company I'm in. Not sure if I can do it since I've never taken an engineering class before. Plus I'll still have the FE/PE after.

>1 page essay in MLA format due in three weeks
>haven't started

Might as well drop out.

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>first weekend with no homework or having to study
>gonna spend it all playing 2007 runescape and eating unhealthy snacks
buckle up for comfy boys

I've tried nofap to help my studies but I don't know if it has. I heard jews don't watch porn and that's why they're smart

>>36450015

Best of luck. If you could handle math you can handle engineering. You'll be fine.

My roommate will not leave the fucking room and it is driving me insane. I can't wait to go back home so I can have some god damn alone time.

>>36450783
at least your roommate isn't some turbo-Chad

still have just under a month

don't even need to do that well - coursework is 50% of both my modules this semester and I have a first in both currently

>>36449206
t--thanks fucking snowflake : ^ )

>>36449561
do community college and save 2 years worth of tuition, if you live in a good state CC is fucking free.plus drives to CC are really comfy if you have night classes like I did..

>>36450160
>not watching anime
end yourself

>>36450987
are you in normie uni now?

>>36451112
not yet, I should be in normie uni next fall..computer engineering is biting my ass holy shit send help

>>36451155
best of luck anon, I am so fucking nervous just thinking of it I honestly don't think I'll last

>>36451197
thats exactly why you should start at CC, the classes are cheap as shit. If you bomb, you don't blow away $2K. Don't fall for the normie uni hype. There's literally no reason to not to attend CC for the first 2 years except for MUH elitism.

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>normies having sex RIGHT NOW dorm next to me
>can hear every moan

Anyone in Canada? it's getting really nice out :3

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>>36451266
this is not a falsehood

I'm just enrolling the issue is I'm scared because I don't know algebra but I want to become a computer security systems worker.

>>36451298
bang on the wall while mimicking their moans overly dramatically

4000-word essay due in 11 words, only 800 words done so far
The shitty part is that I know a girl already had 800 words written 6 weeks ago before spring break started
Is it doable?
Will it end up a shit essay?

thinking about quitting uni once im done with year 1 in 3 weeks and finding an apprenticeship instead. any other robots had experience in this and would it be worth it?

>>36451298
>>36451342
this, or let out an inhuman reeeee

>>36451350
>11 words
Is this hours? i think you can do it

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)when people complain about passing a class

>>36451361
it just stopped but it got so loud I couldve easily vocaroo'd it

the moans were kinda hot

>>36451266
I'm afraid it's too late for that anon, I'm already enrolled

>>36442730
>tfw four finals left next week
After finals im starting a job doing summer research at uni, so that will be cool

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>>36449713
unironically sounds interesting
pic unrelated

>senior project due in 20 days
>partners haven't done shit
>literally have done nearly everything
>we're supposed to have at least 50 independent hours put in
>they have less than 15
>will probably have to do the programming, write the report, do the presenation, as well as having done all the design and assembly work
The only good thing is my advisor has been updated on how shit my team is, and hopefully fucks them over in grades. I want them to fail at this point, because literally none of them will put in the time expected for our fucking graduation project, and if they don't do their part (the programming at least) the machine won't run. And I will have this machine demoable by the presentation date.

I've got 15 hours a week of work, so it's not like these faggots can claim their work is holding them back.

>>36451422
do you have a roommate?

>>36449780
Why physics anon? I liked it in HS but didn't think of doing it for university.

>>36451477
O shit didn't the 9gag watermark. Guess I'm a normie now.

>>36451483
nah it was coming from the dorm directly above me

>>36451372
11 days, sorry
it's getting late here
I can do a 1500-word essay in 5 days but I feel like a 4000-word essay with original figures and shit won't just take 8/3 of the time, it'll take even longer.

I'm meant to get good grades but all the normals are way ahead of me by now
I've seen people in the uni group chat asking about going over the world limit because they're already finished

>>36451500
I coasted through it up to that point, it's easy and I'm good at it. Shame I still have to do the fucking assignments. The jobs thing works out too, there's few jobs in physics but a physics degree gets you a job in many fields.

I'm at an 89% in two of my three classes I'm taking this semester, both of which are 5 credit courses

If I don't make an A in both of them I don't know what I'll do with my life desu

>>36451503
>it was coming from the dorm directly above me
how could you hear it that well then?

>>36451437
>too late
top kek I was in the same position. Accepted to uni already almost enrolled in to fall semester classes but then learned about what CC had to offer was easily able to there before classes had started.Godspeed anon

Beyond fucked for finals
Algebraic topology can suck a dick

>junior
>biochem major
>3.8 GPA
>but way too fucking timid and spergy to apply or even ask about research/internships
>too timid to ever talk to faculty
>just want to do my work and never have to talk to anybody
>probably kms if life wants more than that out of me
I-i'm never gonna make it into grad school am I

I'm in library watching the cumulation of my last 3 months of fucking around working its magic.

I sit here hopelessly, immobilized by the mountain of material that I'll need to go through by the daybreak, as my potential breaks apart and scatters around me while Vesperal Solennes De Confessore is being renditioned for the scenery through my headphones.

It's a very unique feeling.

>>36451620
Glad to hear it's working out for you, you sound like a brainchad tho.

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>mfw have 3 assignments due next week and i've been sitting on my computer doing them for 2 weeks now and my back is so fucking sore that it hurts to stand up and my eyes feel like they're being constantly stabbed because of eye strain but I can't get away from my computer cause I won't get the assignments done if I do

>>36451699
thank you for the advice anon
original content

>>36451804
It's not working out, that's the problem. I'm the living proof that no matter your aptitude, you need a work ethic to do well.

>>36442767
Take it from an anon who graduated and is now in a fulltime job:

It somehow only is getting worse. Yes, I have no money worries at all but fuck me I have no time to enjoy the money I am spending. Get up, go to work, return, be tiered, watch shit on youtube, fap, back to bed. During Uni I atleast could get fun shit done, like grind shit in an MMO, get my Warhammer stuff painted or meet with friends and play vidya.

All dead. Go work and be fucking thankful for it.

Seems like no matter what, there is no happiness to be achieved in this life...

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How good do you have to be at math and physics to go into engineering?

>>36451950
Maybe you can save yourself some off-work free time by fapping on work?

>>36451975
average

t. actual math major

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I have to make a minimum of 60% on my Calculus final if Im going to pass the course. Anything lower than that, and im fucked. It will drop my grade so much I won't pass.
Im studying my ass off now but I fear that I won't be able to remember everything or learn shit I didn't know

>>36451853
That's a lot of consolation. Lately I've started asking if it's just the work ethics or it may be that I'm genuinely stupid.

>>36451975
pretty good or you get fucking wrecked like I am currently right now. Have calc 2 this summer.Pray for me anon. I need all the chakra I can consume.on the other hand from classmates I've heard the math gets easier after calc 2. You don't need to worry about physics as much as math. You only need Physics I and II if you have a ABET engineering program..

>>36452061
Do some pp on every topics you are not familiar with.

>>36451975
I'm fourth year EE and i'd say I'm pretty bad at maths but I'm doing good.
Did real analysis in 2nd year and failed the class so yeah, you don't need to be that great at math to do well in engineering.

bummed out the exam with the most strict professor I've ever had. I basically blacked out on the biggest question and wrote something else, only figured it out now, hours after.
This sucks, and my college has a policy that if you fail the final, you've failed the course regardless of your average.
Fuck me I hate being stupid

>>36452103
Ive just been redoing problems that will be on the test over and over again to brute force it into my mind.
Stuff that I didn't understand, ill do last and try to gain some kind of understanding on them.

>>36452078
Do engineering students have to do all those weird physics projects, like building a small bridge?

>>36451975
WHy would you be an engineer when you can go into marketing and have a 90k year job being a sales engineer?

>>36452223
Engineers have the access to the cooler jobs.

>>36451756
Research/internships is pretty useful to get into grad school. Some places GPA isnt as important as knowing the right people. All you have to do is literally email profs about it. Thats what i did and within a week i got three interviews for research jobs.

>>36442730

Eh, I'm not really freaking out over it. Yes, I'm buried up to my eyeballs in work, but it's not like I actively despise my major, which is more than what most people can say ITT.

>>36452223
because an engineering is much more valuable. Plus you can do there job if you really wanted. The degree is so broad.

>>36452200
depends on the school/teacher anon. In my experience I haven't had to build anything.

>>36443602
Mine literally got impregnated by potentially 2 mystery fathers...

And one of them is black. It activates my almonds.

>>36451806
if you're using windows, the magnifier application has an option to invert colors across the entire screen, so that you can stare at white text on black background instead of black text on a white background while you write your shit, as long as you're not doing anything color-sensitive. Doing this helped me out with eye strain a little bit

>>36451975
Pretty shit, telling by my classmates. It "helps" if you copy from your friends all the semesters.

>>36452745
I assume this also includes cheating on tests also kek..

>>36444911
You should ask your advisor or whoever told you about that summer gig before harakiri

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>graduate in computer engineering end of year
>applying for grad positions
>GPA is shit but have tons of experience + development projects
>get screened because of my GPA

Guess I'll go harass contacts then

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I walked into one of my classes on the first day of the semester and saw this girl. My vision tunneled, I got a bit light headed, my stomach dropped, and I was hit with this realization that "Holy shit, this is the girl I'm going to marry." She was the most beautiful, adorable thing I have ever seen. And there was this connection. One that I don't have the words to describe, but it was there. I hadn't said one word to her, I didn't know her name, I had just laid eyes on her literally seconds earlier, but I could tell just by looking at her that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. I've seen a lot of hot girls in my life, but this went way, way beyond that. I always thought that "love at first sight" was bullshit, but that's the only way I can describe this.

And then she talked. And not only was she gorgeous, she was funny, brilliant, and down to Earth. I wanted to say something so badly. So badly. But I couldn't.

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>>36454281

Of course the first thing you do in this situation is stalk her social media. But I couldn't bring myself to do it. A girl like this had to be spoken for. She's too perfect not to be taken. I waffled for weeks. I didn't want to give up the fantasy. Finally, a month into the class, I found her on Facebook. Album after album of her with her boyfriend. On vacation. In their apartment. I'm shocked they aren't engaged.

What washed over me was this weird dichotomy of suicidal pessimism and incredible relief. The former because I couldn't have her. The latter because even if I did have the balls to make a move, I wouldn't have a chance anyway.

I always wake up on the days I have that class with an extra bounce in my step. I get to see her. I often find myself drifting into a daydream about our life together. Introducing her to my family. Summer vacations. Our first dance at our wedding. Then I snap back into the real world and have to yell at myself "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU CREEPY AUTISTIC FAGGOT, SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY."

I actually have managed to stammer out a couple conversations with her. Mostly about the class.

I dreamed about her for the first time last night. Which is probably why I'm so depressed today.

One more week of class before the semester is over. Good chance that I'll never see her again. I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

>>36444825
I know someone who is going to be attending northumbria come fall. What are you studying?

>>36454289

Hey, you only live once. Why not go out with a bang before you never see her again?

>>36444237
10k only? lmao, this must be undergraduate right

>>36454935

What do you mean, like tell her how I feel?

That sounds like a really bad idea.

>>36455016

You don't have to go that far (although if you know for sure that you'll never see her again, you don't want to have any regrets. That is if you think that you'll regret not telling her at all). You could try to have at least a day where you talk to her with confidence, and create some nice memories to live by for you to cherish. I know it sounds like a gargantuan task, but it might be your only chance.

>>36443602
It's hell. Would not recommend

>>36455196
tell me more about your experience anon, were you stuck with a turbo-normie

It's Friday night, the weather is nice, and every girl you have ever had a crush on in University is going to get fucked tonight while you jerk off at home.

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>>36455231
More or less. The worst part is that he generally acts like a little child around his girlfriend (whom he brings into the room always). Absolutely infantile behavior, it's hard to even describe. They never have normal conversations, it's just "I love you more" "no I love YOU more *giggle*".

>>36455511
Jesus Christ this makes me so fucking nervous about going to uni this fall I just know I'm gonna get stuck with some unwanted turbo-normie

>>36455511
wew lad, at least they didn't fuck while you were in the room

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>finished final 10-hr lab report
>5 finals
>3 papers left

5 A's, 1 B

last 2 weeks are gonna be fire

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>two page paper in french due tuesday
>last assignment for the semester
Time for my three months of pure bliss

Graduating soon with art meme degree.

Can't wait for wage slavery. Woo hoo.

>>36452061
Same exact boat here. I've got a Calc final coming up, and I'm so fucking lost in the course that I don't know if I will pass it.

As long as I get a C, I'll average a low B.

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>anthropology class
>THICC Asian girl wearing tiny shorts today
>her meaty as fuck thighs in full view as she walks around
>mfw

thank god it's getting hotter

>>36455556
Don't sweat it. The nice thing about having a normie roommate is that generally he's going to do things when he's not in class, and not stick around in the room all day. I get a lot of time to myself.

>>36455584
I lucked out in the sense that he's more on the conservative side and is kind of not interested in sex early in the relationship.
Both of them are nice people on their own (the girl is dumb as a brick though) but combine them, and it's like I'm getting a private showing of the special olympics.

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>>36455640
>tfw graduating with worthless liberal arts degree
You're not alone. At least my degree was free and I can go back to study IT next year.

>>36449297
Don't worry about not understanding others anon, I have the same problem in engineering but maintain a high GPA. Frankly I see a lot of stem students that like to talk condescendingly and actively look for obscure terms they can use to confuse the fuck out of people to make themselves feel smarter. I'm pretty sure work won't be bad as long as you open to show what you can do and what you need a briefing on. You clearly know what you're doing, maybe it's more intuitive for you so you never bothered with definition that others talk about

>>36455556
holy shit you got cucked out of some serious digits

>>36455978
>>36455555
forgot to reply to the cuck master

>>36455811
I'm somewhat decent at what I do artwise so I could get a job if EVERY FUCKING COMPANY DIDN'T REQUIRE ME TO BE BOTH A GRAPHIC DESIGNER AND AN ILLUSTRATOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Seriously annoying as fuck.

>>36455978
not a good sign desu

>>36452135
how are job prospects for you

>>36455811
this is why its important to do a hard degree even if you are a brainlet. you will struggle buts its fucking better than working a shit low paying job

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>>36442730
How does someone who's actually aspergers/high anxiety even learn to talk to people? The just do it meme doesn't work I've tried multiple times. But with this year ending I want to have a plan put together for next year, I want to be able to go to an anime/fgc/tabletop club meeting and actually talk to someone, not just awkwardly stand around and spill spaghetti while everyone looks at me like I'm fucking crazy, like I've done the past 2 years.

>>36456368
Should have known when I could get straight A's with less than high school effort

>>36443296
liverpool bro

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>graduating with a political science degree
>haven't done any internships and didn't get involved in any clubs or anything like that
>haven't even tried looking for a job

Don't know what I'm going to do. I'll probably just end up joining the military. Hopefully we'll be at war with North Korea by then so I can get myself a refugee waifu.

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>Orientation
>Time to register for classes
>Most are all filled

Being on waiting list is helll

>>36445091
>t. working a minimum wage job unrelated to field of study 5 years from now

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To all you anons scared of calc you'll make it even if it is barely
>2.75 gpa
> 2nd year software eng major


Honestly when should I kill myself im so bad at taking tests I cant even read the questions correctly.

>>36442730
>full-time student
I fucking wish. Working and studying is the worst shit ever.

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Guys please tell me I did alright

>Finally approached a girl in my theory class
>Asked her for help on a few of the homeworks, she put her number in my phone
>Talked some before we had to go to our next class, she actually had a lot to say and laughed at a joke I made
>After I got to my class, sent her a text with my name so she had my number
This is how normalfaggots get started, right? We're hoping to get together to study at some point next week

>>36457788
Checked
and yes you did good, just don't fuck it up from here out

>>36451313
Ye. It's rained a lot here recently which was p. comfy desu. Nice studying with all the windows open and the sound of rain coming in

>>36456888
I am a 2nd year in CE in same situation..hope I pass calc 2

>>36455350
What am I doing with my life? It shouldn't be this miserable.

>couldn't sleep
>ended up thinking about how i should fix my dissertation
>ended up getting up and writing 700 words that clearly sets a direction for what I'm having trouble with
>then got distracted and read some articles
>it's now 6:30am and I haven't slept
welp
such is life

tfw the girl you have a crush on posts on twitter about catching the feels and you know it isn't about you

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>>36457915
I'm a little worried that I will, do you have any advice for success after the first step?

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>>36443296
Newcastle here.

Gdrhhethyyvb

>>36458987
Strike up a conversation about anything that is natural such as "what did you think of today's lecture" etc. and then transition into other topics. Don't rush it, but also don't be afraid to subtly flirt.
Look for signs that she has interest you, always checking to see if new ones arise. When she likes you, you'll probably know and at that point you should make some sort of a move. If she's not seeming at all like she's into you either keep trying or move on.
just bee yourself

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>tfw shut-in fembot in third year
>tfw "selective mutism" so barely ever speak
>haven't made a single friend since coming to uni, only go to class then come home
>had to go to school today for administration thing, first time leaving my room in 7 days
>some really sweet japanese guy i apparently smiled at once inclass ran up to me and started talking to me and asked if i like anime, ended up giving me his number

i was legit shocked i could barely speak properly

is this normal? has this ever happened to anyone else?

>>36459332
The few Staceys I know go on about how this happens to them all the time.

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>>36459332
reminder that this is you and nothing will change that - not even role playing on /r9k/.

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>>36459479
maybe its normal for girls then

>>36459508
never RP'd just enjoy typing like a 13 year old, here's your (You) though sir

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>go into EE
>favorite subject is actually Archaeology

sometimes i go back and ask if i should've risked the no money but all fun factor. i don't dislike EE, it's fun and all, but the latter interests me more.

>Enrolled in university on an incredibly generous scholarship, convinced that I would kill myself before I graduated so it was irrelevant
>2 months away from graduation
>realize that I'm not dead yet
>Tried to kill myself, hanging on doorknob style. Then I realized that I was passing out after like 5 seconds (I was pressing on the carotid artery which is apparently the quickest/least painful way to go, good to know for the future), panicked, and stood up.

I plan to tell all of this to a University therapist on Monday so I have a plausible excuse for giving up on life and everything and being forced to take an extra semester in order to graduate. Then I'll do my semester, graduate, work two shit jobs for the next 2 years, and then kill myself with a gun or an exit bag, like an adult.

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My semester is so easy and light that I don't want it to end because that means I have to get a summer job and interact with randoms every day

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>start day great, actually study for a couple of hours
>go out to eat something
>come back and I'm suddenly a lazy slob shooting up 4chins and vidya
fuck