>have a wank at work
>realise i just got paid to jack off
>have probably jerked off at work for 20 full hours or so
>mfw I've been paid hundreds of dollars for masturbating
Getting paid to poop is cool tool
>work overtime to finish something I'm in the middle off
>do it for free
I should become a janitor.
>>36441281
Fuck sake man, youre a slave to the system
>>36441243
Yeah sometimes i go for a shit for like 2 or 3 hours