How do chestlets feel about Kate Upton?

Her boobs aren't big
T. 34G fembot

>have gf
>is chestlet
>sex for the first time
>takes off top
>no boobs at all
>go to remove panties
>instinctively expect a peen because I mentally associated her with a trap

Thinking about it

traps > chestlets

Feeling insecure? Stop by >>>/adv/

What is worst a roastie or a chestlet?

My Chad housemate once laughed a girl out of the house cause her roastie was just two huge flaps of meat. He couldn't resist laughing and she quickly dressed up and ran out of the house crying.

>>36440567
>T. Fatty
Big tits on a whale isn't an accomplishment dummy

>>36440632
34 isn't big
36 is avg

>>36440751
How much attention do you get? Do you like it?

>>36440776
I wear flowy shirts a lot so I don't show off my tits
I would prefer to be a chestlet so I could have nipple piercings

>>36440501
Pity for the titcows.
t. 34AA chestlet master race. I don't have to pay the bra jew.

>>36440821
Fox, here are your grapes

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She has awful tits and an awful body. What kind of bait is this.

>>36440751
>G
Oh my bad so they are just big saggy tits then.

>>36440821
All tits are great, except when they aren't atleast a B

>>36440501

As a guy I don't see why chestlets would care about other women. Lots of chestlets are in porn and they get worshiped, and most guys are desperate horny things that would fuck any woman that is not a complete hideous abomination.

Chestlets have nothing to worry about.

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>>36440632
>Fatty
band size above 34 is fat. 34G is decent. pic related is borderline chestlet for me

>tfw no 32JJ gf
feels bad lads

>>36440821
Do you also have a feminine penis? If not, please be my anti semite gf

>>36440821
>34AA
Do you have sensitive nipples?

>>36440567
I don't see any proofs

>>36440567
breastfeed me right fucking now

>>36440997

SAUCE

SOURCE

FUCKING PLEASE

>>36441358
My instincts tell me to second this post.

>>36440751
36 is pretty fat. 30/32 is most common.

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>tfw 32B
Don't really care though

>>36440935
>saggy
You're a retard that has no idea what sag is.

t.Boob expert

>>36441358
>>36441396
go to rebbit and search for username rhettal

>>36441565
Nice tits toots

>>36442082
T-thanks anon. At least I'm not an A cup

>>36442099
Yeah, be proud of what you have no matter what :)

>>36442052
Many thanks anonymous

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>>36442125
Well you don't have to be a fag about it

>>36440997

Pic related is almost already too big. If you're larger than that, you're officially disgusting.

It goes from being attractive to being fetish territory.

>>36441565
do chestlests like big dicks, or do only titty monsters enjoy such luxuries?

>>36442165
I'm not being mean, sorry if that gave you the wrong notion.

>>36440501
Big chests fill a mans hands
Flat chests fills a mans heart

>>36442211
I like those though. They're the perfect size

>>36440629
So chads do care.

>>36442260
I don't like dicks of any size

>>36442288
I'm sorry anon, I thought you were being sarcastic, with the smiley and all.

>>36442288
Nigga you arent being mean, you being gay as fuck

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>>36442211
t. chestlet
>>36442300

>Flat chests fills a mans heart
flat chests should fill the gas chambers. exterminate the chestlets now.

>>36442211
Looks like we've got a mad chestlet here.

Those breasts are literally perfect.

>>36442325
You just haven't seen chad naked and looking to fuck yet

>>36442165
Stop being an attention whore roastie

>>36442211
>Too big

That should be the gold standard for women, any less is unsatisfactory, and more is a luxury. But those tits? Perfection. Chestlets please stop embarrassing yourselves.

>>36442345
T. Big titcow with flappy roastie

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>>36442397
read the last sentence in the post above you

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How does Kate Upton feel about women with an actual hipline?

>>36442437
Calm down titcow
Roastie is getting triggered she'll flap her roasties and get triggered.

Are there any actual girls with big breasts that browse 4chan? I'm dying from boob deprivation. I want a busty gf.

>>36442451
She is obviously distraught about being a hiplet. Luckily she is in the gold standard range for breasts. If not she might be as shook as all the chestlets in this thread.

>>36442487
Fucking traitor gtfo roasties only want chad and brad

>>36442487
You'll find plenty on /soc/ posting their tits.

>>36442517
How am I a traitor?

>>36442526
One that isn't a whore, Anon. /soc/ sucks. No place to find a decent girl.

>>36442374
Yeah that must be it anon.

>>36442375
This is a thread about tits you nigger.

>>36442530
You're calling out the attention whores what I should have said is stfu there's no girls on here, they lurk but they only want chad or money or attention
Don't fall for it!

>>36442571
You know what's me really sad though, like when some girls get reductions.

>>36442211
>too big
faggot
that's perfect

>kate upton
>jennifer Conelly
>Alison Brie
Is Aryan male/Jewish female the best interracial couple?

Why is it that every 34G+ Anon comes here and then fucks off

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>>36442560
Stfu you triggered flappy roastie

>>36442683
It appears to be that way, but I am really into dark hair, pale skin, and light eyes.

>>36440569
I'm in the same boat as you, except for the normie gf aspect
>used to have a preference for small tits but after online exposure to traps, I now prefer big ones
I wonder if nature intended this. think about that

>>36440567
Contact details?

>>36440501
Envy. I don't know who this is but she's pretty.

>>36440629
That's just unoriginally mean.