What is your ideal way to die, friend?

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Natural causes surrounded by packs of processed cheese.

>>36437901
>>36438556
>>36437901

The Company has been known for several years but

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Killed and then fucked after death by a necrophiliac.

>>36438556
Getting shot while stepping out of a bar nice and drunk all because I slept with the wrong guy's wife a while back.

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>>36438556

>be in the world's biggest band
>body grows weary
>be like 80, not playing so tight and good anymore as I used to do once
>play huge farewell show in city of birth after like 40 years of dominating the charts with cool shit
>collapse after the last song
>die peacefully, surrounded by my guitar, loving wife, band members and guitar technic that rush onto the stage
>say some last words
>my soul leaves my body and floats up
>one last salute for all the fans
>in the meanwhile, the band plays a perfect rendition of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA as I fly away with my guitar
>reach heaven
>jam with the good old rockers from the 60s-90s
>share stories
>feel like something's missing
>start to look for keith richards
>mfw I find out I still died first
FUCK

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By setting into bed super tired, falling asleep surrounded in ultimate comfy and just never waking up.

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>>36438663
This is a good way to die.

>>36438556
instant spontaneous explosion is the only way to die peacefully

>>36438663
Gett out Alpha Male Brad.

>>36438645
Hot and edgy
>>36438721
This tbhfamalamdesusenpai

heart attack in my sleep

>>36438556

getting bepis succd

>>36438556
For something