Wakey wakey, wagecuck. You are late to work.

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All wagies should just submit to our superior NEET cocks. Don't resist wagie, just let it happen. Let our giant NEET cocks pulverize your tight boi puccis.

Why would anyone subject themselves to wagecuckery?

I can't even imagine not sleeping in late, playing vidya all day, and considering the final showdown between myself and an apparatus to end me. I honestly feel sorry for them. While I enjoy my day, learn to play an instrument, a new language, they're tying the shoes to a total fucking loser.

It's hilarious desu

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>Cunt POS sister stole dog again earlier (i wasn't sure if i'd take him on a walk since i already did yesterday but it's nice to have the fella around anyways)
>Pancakes inexplicably got burnt black in microwave for some reason
>MMO bugged out completely so i couldn't join the raid squad either
>Just when i was about to bring the emptied trash bin into the house from outside they come back again

Jesus i just love these kafkaesque chain reactions, i really do

Think i'm just going to finish my current meal, fap and then call it a day really

When the universe gives you the finger it's best to just lean back and flip it off on your own desu

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>>36438510
This reply has no content whatsoever but I post it anyway.

>>36438593
what language are you learning senpai?

>>36438510
>implying my shift isn't 40 minutes away from ending

>>36438510
Nope, I have the day off.
Looks like we're both getting paid to do nothing today! Except my income isn't entirely related to my parents' condition or a medical diagnosis that can be updated anytime

>>36439397
Your job condition can be changed at any time too, like fired and laid off.

>>36438510

Ive been in work making overtime just sitting on a bucket a kiking some chick for four hours. She said she browses r9k. Hi, if your reading this now.

>>36439397
Hmm, you've got a point.
But on the other hand, the fact that the autismbux can be cancelled is something that every neet keeps on mind, most of the neets save a good part of their money and are ready to lose their income and keep with their neet lifestyle for a couple of months.

>>36439501
I have over 100 Heinz Baked Beans, in case of a zombie apocalypse or autismbux get's removed.