Break out them greentexts boys

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>>36437560
A girl asked me to prom and I turned her down and didn't go at all
I fully regret it of course

Girl wanted to lose virginity at prom. Cute Asian, 7/10. I thought she was waiting for my friend to ask her, nope she wanted me to ask and I missed out

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>>36437643

Tell me more. How was she hinting?

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>>36437560
>9th grade
>goth girl at school
>Body 6/10
>personality 9/10
>loves music, anime, getting it on
>she broke up with her old bf
>be me
>big fucking pussy
>last gf was 5th grade
>didn't know how to talk to women
>didn't want to embarrass myself
>waited to long
>she started to date 19 year old alpha male
>fuck.png

ITT: things that didn't ever happen

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A bit offtopic story.

> be 18
> fall for my classmate qt
> approach her after many many months of silence
> tell her I like her really much
> she friendzones me instantly
> I still ask her out to a club (it was a popular place for our class people to go)
> small town
> we go to a club
> class Chad sees us, notices something weird
> approaches our table
> sits in front of us
> asks what is up with us ( he was eager to bang her)
> she tells him
> guy starts chuckling
> I am silent
> tells me to leave table amdet them have a conversation
> I immediately stand up and go walk somewhere so I accidentaly don't hear their conversation
> after a while I come back
> offer her a drink
> dude instantly asks her out in front of me and offers her to leave me alone at the table
> she refuses because is being pressured
> tells me she wants to go home
> we walk home, talk for a while
> the evening ends
> next day I get calls from classmates laughing their ass off that I was trying to hit on that girl
> I get pissed off and I don't know why but I call the girl and pour my amger onto her and accuse her of telling everyone about the previous evening. She denies everything. It was the Chad who told them!!!
> couple of days later another mate laughs at me telling how funny me serenading on a guitar would to her look like
> she was the only one whom I mentioned something like that and none of the people who knew me were informed that I had begun practicing on a guitar for the very same reason


It has been ten years and the main reason I became completely amtisocial and lost trust in humans. I still cry sometimes when I remember this.

>15
>Brother hosts party
>I was the cute short brother
>Tons of older girls there
>They thought I was cute and adorable
>They're getting drunk
>Brothers Chad friends trying to get me with girls
>They're willing
>I say nope

bumpiditititity

>Be 12
>Have really shitty hearing
>Girl and me start talking
>I play soccer so im pretty /fit/
>Girl invites me over to hers for a sleepover
>"Wow anon youve got alot of muscle"
>She starts feeling my arms
>Know what this means starts making out with her
>The sleepover is full of making out and hand stuff
>Go to school monday
>Friend comes up to me " Wow anon Girl told me you paid her to make out"
>O shit
>Go up to girl start yelling at her for talking shit
>Girl crys
>friend tells me that he actually "wow anon girl told me you made out with her did you pay her"
>Still cringe whenever i think about it

>>36438255
You have to be over 18 to post on this site.

originale

>15
>family vacation at sea
>daughter of pension owner (redhead qt of same age)
>hanged out with because only kids of that age
>typical "at the sea" activities
>she was always wearing white bra and panties when we went swimming and you could easy see through once they get wet with sea water
>played with my hair constantly
>asked me few time about having gf or if I would want one
>as me and my family was about to depart, she runs toward me
>leans as to kiss me, but in last moment changes mind
>hands me sheet of paper with her email address and runs off
>too autistic to see clues so I don't respond when I go back to city

>>36438731
hands me sheet of paper with her email address and runs off
>too autistic to see clues so I don't respond when I go back to city

Wtf ??

>16
>In HS
>Some qt girl in my class liked me for some reason
>always joking around etc
>thought she was annoying for some reason
>she invites me over her house
>parentsgone.jpg
>she shows me around
>has a beanbag chair in her room
>"I've always wanted to get fucked in this chair"
>uhhh....
>say "Heh, yeah that'd be cool..."
>leave like 10 minutes later
>avoid her for the rest of the year

I honestly have no idea wtf was going through my head at the time. She was a pretty decent looking girl.

>>36438906
While this might sound unbelievable, it is unfortunately true.

I have very good memory, but I terrible at reading people,so it took me about 4 years to understand that.

I did tried to contact her through that email, but either it was no longer used or she wasn't interested. My parents couldn't recall name of that town so I don't have other options to contact her.

>>36439053
She's probably getting pumped and dumped by chads right now
F

making out with this chick in my trunk
she goes for the dick, I jibe because my dick is all chafed and peely
eat her pussay
by the end I was ready to give her that throbbing member but she left

>>36439125
why do you feel the need to be mean to me?

>>36439238
The chads are being a lot meaner to your girlfriend right now, mate.

>>36438958
You said that amd ran away? How did she respond at first?

>>36437560
Thread too triggering ABORT.

>>36439304
I don't really remember desu, I remember it being a little awkward for a bit, but at the time, I legitimately didn't even consider the possibility of me having sex with this girl. It wasn't even in the realm of things I considered, so her saying that took me so off guard that I didn't really even process it.

It wasn't until months later that I realized that she was trying to have sex with me, at which point it was obviously too late.

>>36439368
Hey, that'd be cool

>>36439300
I genuinely curious why are you doing this.

>>36437560
>were there any times a girl
I'm going to stop you right there and already reply nothing of the sort ever happened to me

>13 year old tiddy cow in grade 8
>Always sits next to me on the bus
>People say we're dating
>I sperg out "NOOOOOO WE'RE JUST FRIENDS"
>She gets manlet/chad hybrid boyfriend
>Worried his dick won't fit inside her because when she puts her tampon in "She only has this much room left"
>Asks how big his dick is
>Tell her I don't know
>Asks to see my dick and to try to see if it fits
>Tell her I'm going to miss the bus and my parents will kill me if I'm home late.
>Get on bus, she doesn't.
>Leave, go home play vidya

>19
>started working at this grocery store that just opened
>super hot girl in my department 8.5/10
>we immediately get along over aliens lol
>she has a bf but idc
>she joins a massage therapy school, quits job
>offers me massages for 20 bucks
>she asks if I want back or full body
>I say just back
>later on she asks if I'm sure I don't want full body
>still say no
>after she's done she gets close and asks if there's "anywhere else" she can work on
>I sperg out in autism and go on about how my neck has been hurting
>eventually wrap it up and go home
>realize later that I shouldn't have been such an autism

>>36439053
>My parents couldn't recall name of that town
X doubt

>>36439627
They don't remember exact name of it. There are literally 20 towns/vilages in that area that have similar name.

>15 years old
> Take 7/10 hipster girl out for live music
> Big forehead but otherwise not bad
> Pay no attention to band
> Hold hands with a girl for the first time
> Grinding up on me
>"Maybe she did it accidentally"
> See her twice more outside of school
> Finally work up the courage to ask her out while we're waiting in line
> " Wanna come back to my house after this?"
> " Oh no I need to revize"
> 1 minute later
> " By the way Anon I got a new bf!! Aren't you happy for me?!!:)))"
> Dysphoric
> Stand still and expressionless during show
> Try not to tear up
> Go home and practice voodoo

fembot and a tad off topic

>be me
>2 years ago
>17
>black, bi, and semi-tard
>no friends and never dated
>foreveralone.jpg
>starts working at mcdonalds
>meets a qt stacy who starts hitting on me
>who me??
>she's blond, at least 6 inches shorter than me, has dark roots, and is skinny and gay
>my dream girl is hitting on me
>no one's ever hit on me so I can barely respond
>a long google search later and we're flirting
>oh man
>I finally quit mcyds and we kinda keep in touch
>I decide I want pussy so I get rehired
>she was fired literally the night before
>f u c k
>stuck at shitty job for 3 months
>during the final month she starts putting stuff in her story about how her and her gf broke up
>my time is now
>we flirt some more and I ask her out
>she says yes and we set up a movie date next week
>i am in tears of joy
>the day comes
>it is time
> I text her to double check "are we still going to the movies?"
>no reply
>try again in 2 hours
>no reply
>movie starts in an hour
>did I do something?
>try one last time
>no reply
>misses the movie entirely
>I check snapchat that she started to fuck the chad cocaine addict that still worked at mcyds and they were eating at chipotle
>literally cried for 3 days
>19 now
>still forever alone
>pic related to when I saw her snaps

fun fact I called her my pussy princess behind her back

>>36439995
so what you are saying, is that you are a niggerfaggot? :^)

>>36440022
i are the niggerest

>>36439995
Lesbo fembots are the only ones that can really identify with men as far as the struggle goes.

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>be me 10 year old
>new school
>prettiest girl in school asks for my help.
>appearantly being good in maths=girl's attention
>start chatting on regular basis
>itfeltneverthisgood.mp4
>we start to spend more time together. Always with her day and night
>one day out of blue she kisses me on cheek and says "I like you"
>heatbeatingfasterthanspeedoflight.gif
>reply, "uhh..umm.. ya..me too!"
>tfw developed feeling for her
>didn't tell her cause it'll be creepy
>fast forward 5 years.
>found out how to flirt from internet
>Sudden realisation. shewasintome.jpg
>still too autistic to know when someone likes you
>fast forward 2 more years
>still be too autistic to still grasp what I learnt
>miss all signs again.
>tfw this shit is gonna happen till I die
>I think I'm gonna die a virgin due to lack of awareness(Autism more or less)

>>36437560
>seeing movie at like age 12 or so
>"anon, x likes you do you want to go out with her?"
>"uhh yeah ok whatever"
>for some reason panic when told I am now dating random girl I barely know, say I want to break up
>girl starts crying in middle of cinema

What the flying fuck.

I know this isn't exactly what op was asking for but just thought I'd share how I made the entire time awkward (for everyone else not me I didn't care because I had popcorn and was watching van helsing cool af werewolf shizz) by dumping a girl I had dated for less than 30 seconds

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>>36440073
excelIent

>>36440097
Age 10 is borderline "what even is liking girls" anyways, you did pretty normal.

I remember around 8 or 9 me and my friend French kissed because it was something adults did and we were curious then we were like "ok this isn't that fun" and we played beyblades instead.

Idk what the original point of this was but kids are dumb lol.

>>36437560
In college there was this girl, she always touched me, she always made super strong eye contact, her friend was even trying to make me ask her out, leaving super obvious cue.

I was too much of a beta autistic to believe her. She was super flat, though. Not worth it.

>>36439494
This sounds fake but if it's real then fucking lmao

That's partly on her though, what was she expecting you to say "YEAH MUH DICKKK" and whip it out lol.

>>36440192
>She was super flat, though. Not worth it.

I bet you're still a virgin you sad fuck

>>36440192
It hits me hard that I'm in college now and people are posting "back when I was in college" stories. I feel like I should not waste this time.

>>36440192
>She was super flat, though. Not worth it.
keep telling that to yourself

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>>36439995
forgot the picture thanks mobile

>>36438958
Especially if you don't know them having sex first time is awkward as fuck, or was for me at least.

Probably would have ended badly or weirdly some way or another. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>36440506
That's what I tell myself as well. It would have probably made things really weird with her for the rest of HS/rumors would spread about it/etc

>>36437835
fuck, i'm sorry anon. the did you no good.
i think you're dwelling on it too much, tho. i don't wanna be that normie but, life goes on, man.

>>36441484
I don't really dwell on it too much. Just that event made me change my attitude towards people and life. I am 28 and I have lost my social skills.

>16
>On a school trip
>Staying in a hotel
>underage piss-up
>every girl on the trip threw themselves at me
>got a bj in the bathroom
>pass out
>wake up with a girl playing with my dick
>she asks to fuck
>throw up all over her bed
>pass out

Still a virgin 7 years later

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>late winter 2015
>senior in college
>ask friend to my semi-formal
>friends all four years
>she's like my little sister
>5'6", petite, face looks exactly like pic related
>"hell yeah anon!"
>night of semi-formal
>pregaming at friend's place
>we're getting physical
>pushing, jabbing
>"let's take some pics anon!"
>gets close to my side
>puts arms around my shoulders
>head to party
>we're pretty drunk at this point
>pulls me to the dancefloor
>we dance for a good half-hour
>she's getting sweaty
>she's skinny but has a bubble butt
>feels so good rubbing on my dick
>I'm about to bust
>think she can feel it
>stops
>turns to me
>"let's go back to my place anon"
>ohshit.png
>get Uber to her place
>car stops outside her house
>we both get out
>start racing to her door
>we get to her steps
>she slips on some black ice
>face = door step
>bounces back and falls backward unconscious
>spend rest of the night in ER with her
>"Thanks for being such a caring friend anon" she says when she comes to
>we never speak of that night again
>can't tell if it's because of head-trauma, she was blackout or if she just doesn't want to bring it up
>we graduate and she starts to date Chad
>that was the last night we hung out

>first year of high school
>bunch of us are going to a school dance
>one of my friends knows this girl Alice
>cute, curvy, big boobs
>get to dance and we had to buy tickets in advance
>Alice and I don't have tickets, decide to walk home
>on the way to her house we pass some woods
>Alice points to a trail and says "that's where kids go to make out. want to go in?"
>say yes and we walk down the trail a bit in the dark
>stop and sit on some rocks
>she turns to me and starts kissing me
>first kiss and I like it
>we're making out and my hand brushes her boob
>apologize and she says "don't. it felt nice"
>she takes my hand and puts it on her boob
>more kissing and feeling her up
>she takes my hand and slides it under her sweater
>hand now feeling up her satin bra clad boob
>remember how hot her breast was
>really making out hard now
>she pulls back and says "do you wan to go further?"
>I say yes
>and I get up and walk further down the trail
>she looks at me like I'm a retard
>she says "maybe I should go home now"
>walk her home in silence
and that was the night I didn't lose my virginity

>>36443228
It's her fault . She shouldn't have given mixed sentences. Goddamn females are stupid. If she is encouraging then do it in a more straightforward way. Men aren't supposed to grab them by the boob unless they wan't to be labeled as gropists and rapists. Goddamn

>>36437560
I dont know if she really wanted me but here goes

>senior year of high school
>meeting qt Asian
>we're in my room
>im giving her a massage
>she falls back so her body is pressed against mine while im massaging her arms
>think about feeling her up
>remember a skype conversation we had literally the week before when she had said she would feel weird about even kissing me
>im extremely confused
>also feel conflicted because i know she has a crush on a friend of mine
>panic and do nothing

A few weeks later

>hanging out at friends house with two guy friends and her
>friend goes to take another friend home, its late so they leave me and girl there
>its cold in the basement we were hanging out in
>she asks me to come lay on the same couch as her
>i wrap my arms around her
>still do nothing, combination of fear and being tired

some time later

>she is dating my friend
>one time at a hangout we're alone
>she says she can tell im not having fun and look upset
>wonders whats wrong
>i know she knows, no use lying
>tell her i think i really like her
>she gives me a really tight hug

Weirdly enough things werent ever really weird between us after that, its probably the only time in my life ive actually gotten over a girl in a healthy way. We dont talk anymore but thats because im a disgusting shut in who allowed everyone to drift away out of my life

>>36438958
"your wish is my command bitch"
shove her down and forcefully rape the shit out of her

>>36437835
I dont have a big long greentext for it but something similar happened to me.
Basically it ended with a girl who i was pretty sure i was in love with telling me she liked things better when i wasnt close to her, and she wanted me to stop talking to her. I could tell she was getting more distant but it still came out of left field.
All my friends were her friends too so after that i just totally withdrew from social life.
I dont think shes a bitch or anything for not being into me, but she didnt need to treat me that way and talk shit about me to people i trusted.
To this day I cannot figure out what i did to deserve that.

>Went to an all boys school
>As an adult I have barely ever talked to women
feels bad man

>>36437560
>be sent in the hall for bullshitting around in class
>year younger short cutie sits next to me
>we talk I say I could use a smoke (same word for blowjob in my language) but I don't have cigs
>she says "well one of us could definitely "smoke"" bats eyelashes at me and leans closer
>I tell her that I'm not the one to be "smoking" like that

Kill me

At the end of the year the seniors (me) sign their names on younger students.
She walks up to me and says she wants me to "make a mark on her body ;)".
>S-sure *nervous chuckle* where you want me to sign
She stretches her already low cut shirt so it exposes more than half of her tits
>here is good :)
Awkwardly scribble an M on her left tit, do 360 and walk away.


Anybody who says men are the sexually aggressive ones just didn't have the right experience with grills.

Nothing started between us, but if I had the confidence at the time I would be a normie.

>Being the sort of person others want to fuck
I'm not saying y'all aren't robots 'cause that's presumptuous as fuck, but you're still lucky in a sense.

>>36437560
High school
Some girl asked me to study anatomy after school with her bcuz her parents were out of town. Told her no cuz I wasnt even taking anatomy class. Dont regret it it made me more popular for some reason.

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>in highschool theatre class
>running lights with a 6/10 chick with a 10/10 ass who is running sound
>she flirts a little but I fuck up and tell her my family is too poor for me to have my own car or driving license
>she visibly cringed
>she leaves a little later to go get a drink
>rapidly fap on in a styrofoam cup
>sit the cup under her side of the booth
>i can hear her breathing more heavily and testing the air when she returns
>go home and play mercenaries

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>talk with girl
>tells me she likes me very much
>tell her I like her very much as well
>suddenly she says she doesn't like me VERY much anymore
>I get butthurt
>cut contact
>now I regret it

>>36444120
In order from oldest to most recent
>junior year highschool
>3/10 guy and me talk in class
>nasal voice, tall but kinda chubby/soft looking, wears a coat that looks like a short trench and these lame shiny military style dress shoes,like for kids in rotc
>he likes me
>I can tell because everytime we talk, he talks to me in an Eric cartman voice because it made me laugh ONCE
>it's annoying now but I stay nice, he's a sweet kid
>I know he thinks I flirt/like him back, but I feel really bad just telling him to fuck off
>I end up choosing this kid in my class who hadn't even hit puberty (some kinda hormone problem) but we just click more
>cartman is MAD
>he writes me a huge letter about how he is a far better choice than nopuberty guy and how shocked he is and how he thought I really liked his cartman voice
>never talk to him again
(Continued)

>>36445186
>later on, senior year
>Blackbot has huge crush on me
>I don't date black people, but he is cool and a good friend on the bus
>we sit together everyday
>he asks me if I date black people
>I lie and say I would if my dad wasn't racist
>he takes this as "let's be secret bf/gf"
>he leaves a bunch of roses at my door
>get freaked out and compleatly ghost him, start sitting in the front of the bus with somone else
>he is visibly hurt and confused
>he stops riding the bus that week

Back in elementary school there was this girl Rachel. I only realised it decades later. She was into me.

She was taller and smarter and coincidentally those are the two traits I now find attractive in women.

I tried searching her on the interwebz but couldn't track her down. Also she probably doesn't like me today.

>>36445310
And finally
>date a guy, we break up
>he starts hitting me up right as current relationship is rocky and things are stressful
>current bfs mom dies, final straw for me and my anxiety and I'm a shit person
>break up with current bf and run to ex
>long distance, no physical contact but allot of empty promises, I'm just looking for comfort really
>he flat out buys me a ticket to live with him and he got a job
>I am already slowly talking to deadmom gf again
>panic when he sends me the ticket reciet, ghost him
>move back in with dead mom bf
>never ever talk to or interact with ticket ex again

>>36445186
>>36445310
You are a complete coward and a lying piece of shit cunt. Fuck you
I hope you get so used up and get your clam stretched so far wide apart that you eventually become unwanted and commit suicide by the age of 30

I wasn't even considering such a thing as dating because the only concern was how to not to become a laughing stock.

>>36445471
this is a troll. you fucked up with that deadmom gf line. kys

>in highschool after just moving
>8/10 qt3.14 sits next to me in gym, asks my name
>i just simply reply with my name, say nothing else.
>a couple weeks later, qt sits next to me again
>i don't initiate any kind of conversation
>go down to do some stupid gym game
>qt and her semi-qt friend say hi to me again
>when they're behind me in line i austically point to each of them to ask them their names again even though i knew their names
>i though it was suave but i cringed inside as soon as i did it.
fuck, i was a turbo-autist.

>>36437560
My first real girlfriend tried to make out with me when I was completely unprepared. I was shocked and stopped her. She almost broke up with me over the next few months because she was a bit of a ho and I was a pussy who had never kissed a girl, but luckily I took the plunge and went for it. I still don't know why the fuck I was so anxious about it because after that first time I was jumping her bones constantly. She was the first girl I ever felt up and fingered and got a blow job from. But then the time came to fuck and I got scared again because it was rushed. We only had about fifteen minutes to do it while her mom was running an errand.

She had some banging tits but her pussy reeked so whatever.

>>36445511
Ever heard of a typo, goiyo?

>>36445486
Yeh I know lol

>freshman year highschool
>performing/liberal arts school, so naturally it's like 3 girls to 1 guy
>I'm the only dude in my friend group that's mainly sophomore girls
>sluttiest one of the bunch breaks up with her boyfriend
>literally told by the other girls that I should just fuck her
>one day jokingly grab her ass, she's cool with it
>proceed to not do anything else and continue through school as normal

I mean I feel like I dodged a bullet though, she's a 22 year old single mom now.

>>36445737
>dodged a bullet
unless you or the girl or both have been neutered, so to speak, then there's always a chance of pregnancy. even with birth control, even with condoms, even with the pull-out method, there's a chance she could conceive.

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>>36437560
>be me
>12th grade
>oneitis and I are pretty good friends
>riding bus back from school
>she and I aren't sitting together, but were all sitting around maybe 10 people in our friend group
>she says "I don't think my mom would care if she found out anon and I had sex"
>just kind of give a nervous smile and turn around in my seat

i hate myself

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>>36443228
you should probably just commit suicide before you end up in a mental home for the rest of you're life because there is no doubt that you are fucking retarded.

>>36443333
>>36443228

checked and no its not her fault he was that retarded

Glad to see we all have gone full retard as teens. Here's my story:

>be 13, freshman in HS
>invite qt russian girl who went to middleschool with me to hang out all day
>I've had a crush on her since 7th grade
>we walk by the water, talking, laughing, catching up
>eventually go back to my place because parents are gone
>feeling devilish, I take out my parents bottle of vodka and show it to her
>"lets drink, anon!"
>i get out two fancy glasses and pour vodka on the rocks
>we get fucking drunk after one glass
>she wants to put on a song
>she puts on Akon - I wanna Fuck You
>we lay down on the floor with our heads touching
>she sits up and sings the "I wanna fuck you, you already knowwww" while looking me in the eyes
>I smile and continue to lay there
>eventually her mom wants her to come home, she leaves

And that's how I missed losing my virginity at 13

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>>36446072
good because it would have been borderline rape if you did have sex

>>36445842
She was kinda hood rat though. White girl mostly into Hispanic guys and minorities. So getting knocked up by one was inevitable.

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>>36443228
holy fuck, to be fair i probably would've done the same-either because i was too scared to actually go farther or out of sheer retardation.

>>36446108

how would it be rape if she consented to both the drinks and sex? she also told me she liked me beforehand

>9th grade
>played fuck tons of Minecraft everyday
That's it

wouldn't call them sperging out since I just don't like women

>high school, sophomore year
>literally just an angry skeleton in class, no friends, but get good grades and shit so who cares
>this girl repeatedly asks me for help with her homework like every week. I do the barest minimum I can to help since I just want to be all broody alone
>she eventually asks for my phone number and wants to invite me to her house to study
>I tell her something like 'if your not smart enough to do this without me you shouldn't be in the class in the first place'
>she cries, I get in trouble for bullying (??), basically never interact with her again

senior year!
>AP chemistry class
>this little gremlin girl pesters me constantly
>gives me notes and letters and stuff I'm honestly too embarassed to even read, throw most in the trash when she isn't looking
>at one point she invites me to her birthday party
>I tell her I don't even know her, why would I go to her party
>gives me an invitation anyway
>don't go
>graduate and never see her again

college!
>girls sits next to me while I'm reading a chinese book
>starts asking me questions about what I'm reading
>tell her I'm reading about these awful people who interrupt others while reading books
>she doesn't get the hint
>for six fucking months she sits next to me in all the classes we share, eating together in the dining halls, constantly talking about dumb shit
>I try to be as dismissive and blunt as possible to keep conversations short
>at some point she's talking about how she hates how college girls dress like sluts during the summer
>tell her that she's just jealous
>she gets upset and never talks to me again

women can't handle bantz

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>>36437560
>be me
>almost 17
>crushing on girl since 9th grade
>literally to autistic to even say "hi"
>only know her first name through listening to teachers talk to her in classes
>creep.jpg
>get first job
>we work together and most of the same shifts
>we talk and actually hit it off
>when I am in she always acts flirty and constantly tells me how she wishes she could find a guy to ask her to homecoming
>tells me how one of the guys at work has really caught her eye
>ask her which one it is
>she just stares at me then giggles
>autist.jpg
>two weeks pass, she gets asked by some guy from school
>they begin dating
>still acts very in to me and flirts with me often
>begin to wise up and realize if she is flirting she must still want me and I can weasel my way in
>she starts working half as many shifts and the ones she does work, she does different hours than me
>barely see her, missed my shot RIGHT as I realized I had it
>see her every once in awhile when I go in to work to pick up checks and stuff
>still acts flirty, never work up the courage
>fast forward, I move away, I am with a different girl
>this girl finds me on Facebook, friends me
>still dating other guy
>I won't even message her
Other guy was actually pretty cool to me in school so I don't want to fuck things up for him plus I have another girl in my life.

Goodbye S, sorry I never picked up on your hints. I guess neither of us will ever know what could have happened.

>>36437560
Nah, I usually got the hints, just was too much of a pussy to act on them.

>>36437560
I was once lying in bed with a girl when I was in HS, but since I was such an anxious sperg back then I didn't make the move to actually fuck her even though she said she wanted it, yep that's right she actually said she wanted me to fuck her and I didn't, but when I think about it I don't think I had a condom any way so maybe that was for the best.

But I still regret not doing anything, I mean I could have gotten a bj or something.

>>36440181
Were you both boys?
Also beyblades were the shit.

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>9th grade
>start talking to this 6/10 girl that always came to school with her trademark messy hair
>find out she's basically chuuni tier
>She believed she was some kind of witch or something
>Had a book of spells and incantations
>despite that she's very nice and sweet, albeit a bit odd
>Start to get to know each other over the months
>We get very close
>To the point where we're giving one another massages (not messages) in class
>One day she comes into class and hands me a drawing of us embracing each other
>Me being the retard I was (and am) took my sweet fucking time in asking her out
>A few weeks later I find out she's dating this lanklet
>At that point I realized I truly fucked up.

Also, that event is why I can't watch pic related past episode 9.

I purposefully left the part out where I sperged out and acted like a little bitch after finding out about her new bf

I never deserved her

Idk about in highschool, but when I was 18 just out of highschool I started working in a local bar

>Really hot manager
>She was 22
>Studies medicine at #1 uni
> Never noticed me
>Was my first job so I was the shit kicker
>No one respected me
>Everyone probably thought I was shit
>Eventually started becoming good at bartending
>Also started going to gym with a couple friends who recommended it
>Grow more comfortable with myself
>Grow more confident in my skills
>Start trying to be nice to people
>Eventually hot manager starts to pay me attention
>We grow close but she has a bf in England from when she visited not long ago who plans to move here when he finishes
>Turns out he's a goofy looking mother fucker, still dunno how he landed her
>She began making lewd comments
>Saying I got things like "I'm watching you on the cameras, take your shirt off"
>"Cheeky blowy in the disabled bathroom"
>"If you were an animal you'd be a panther"
>"I imagine youre a generous lover"
>All sorts of shit like that that would catch me off guard
>'accidentily' showed me a nude on her phone
>Said I would be the best person for an accident like that to happen to
>Invited me and the other female manager we were close with to her pool
>After an hour or so rushes us out the door to leave
>Okay.jpeg
>20 minutes later texts me a long message essentially saying "I'm really sorry for kicking you out so suddenly, I was too horny and needed to masturbate"
>Falls asleep on my lap one time too
>'breaks up' with her bf on Nye, asks me if I want to get really drunk after work on the house
>Finish really late and it doesn't happen
>Eventually British bf moves over and he's with her all the time
>Starts working at our bar
>No one really likes him
>I thought he was alright, but the over the top British sense of humour gets grating
>Eventually I stop working there and move cities
>Only see each other occasionally and eventually not at all
>Only years later realise what a terrible mistake I made

>>36448758
I don't think you made a mistake. That manager was a top class soon to be cheater ho nutjob. You were lucky enough to dodge that bullet

>be 19
>girl I used to go to middle school with follows me on twitter
>remember her being cute, she's half Thai half white, 8/10
>we chat for a bit and catch up on twitter, talk about how denny's is the cool place for our mutual friends to hang out
>she posts something like "help me I'm at denny's with my brother and his annoying friends"
>dm her that I'll meet her there
>her brother and his friends left
>hit it off really well
>go on many other dates for a couple months
>one night were hanging out and she tells me she's uncomfortable with dating
>offers to hold my hand while I walk her back to her car
>she kisses me on the lips
>fast forward a few weeks later
>ask why she doesn't feel deserving of love
>she doesn't have an answer
>she says that no guy as ever treated her so well or listened to what she has had to say before like I do
>ask why she doesn't want to continue to date
>says being treated nicely like that is uncomfortable to her

and that's the day I my heart turned to stone and decided to start treating women like shit.

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>>36437560
>finishing up 2nd year uni, exams coming up
>last day of classes is traditionally a drinking day
>part of a stem club, go to the party, jungle juice and board games, shit's lit
>over the past two months this girl's been looking at me a lot
>kick things off over a board game, we start studying together
>go on a hike, walk around downtown
>happiest I've been in years
>invited to her house, we hang out and play chess, she makes dinner
>cuddle a bit, it's getting kinda late and i wanna go home and play some vidya
>she implies I ought to stay the night
>momsspaghetti.png
>extricate myself and go play vidya, have seen her once or twice over the past year
and that was that