>telecommunications employee discovered the semen wall

>investigator pins me with 1 spec of dirt on my carpet

>>36436186
what form of autism causes you to blow loads on ur wall

>>36436186
hate it when that happens

origineel commentaar

>dad discovers the cum bin

True story

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m'kekes

>>36436210
WE DON'T NEED NO TISSUE LET THE SEMEN HIT THE WALL

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>>36436239
PIease do teIl

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>english-speaking normies found the volumeholuha degiserotugirolu scripture saved on my computer
HOLULULULULULULULULU

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>>36436295
>be me
>addicted to fapping
>fap every fucking day, cum into my trash bin in my room
>hide it behind my door
>One day dad finds it
>"what the fuck is this? It smells disgusting"
>Tell him i had a cold and no tissues so i blew my nose into my trashcan
>he believes it
>mfw

>>36436447
he knew. he probably took those tissues and jerked off to them later that night

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>Grandpa discovered the door to the cum collider

what do I do lads

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>cousin tells mum about the holepillow

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>sister found the entrance to the semen sanctum

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>>36436447
Wtf I do the exact same thing.

>>36436210
TO THE WINDOWS!!!

TO THE WALLS!!!

>>36436447
do you actually believe your dad is that stupid? he knew. he clearly knew. it would be too awkward for him to ask if that's cum.

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>Family finds the cookie allah cum

>dad washed the cum rags
this happened a lot, I would visit my dads house and I would jerk off then cum in towels that hung up on the door rack in my room. I didn't start jerking off until 15/16. I was confused what sex was, I thought you pissed in them like it said on south park, than I watch porn and saw jizz. Yanked on my willy pete but no white stuff so I would give up when my dick started to hurt. Honestly thought something was wrong with my dick, but one night I was playing playstation than opened the browser and went to redtube because I heard people joke about it at school. jerked off to some gangbang/orgy video that was on the grass. I cummed unexpectly and was orgasming for like 2 whole minutes. got it all over my shirt since I was wearing clothes just laying in bed. got some on the face too. tasted it was a wierd taste. shirt felt all wierd like lotion took it off and put on a different shirt and was panicing someone heard me jerking it or smelled the rancid cum than went to bed and thought damn that felt great. from then on I started jerking it multiply times a day and started becoming more awkward as fuck.

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>>36437718
Why does sex education suck so much everywhere, especially in the states? Not knowing precisely how babies are made by age 13 is an outright failure of the education system.

>>36437836
I didn't take sex ed until my junior year in hs the last quarter of the year too.

>>36436226
k vier n k drie r

>>36436186
At this time your wall could be pregnant

>>36436589
Dude you need wankercoffin