>normies invite me to go to a restaurant that's having

start off with a spoon maybe?

>>36434481

>chocolate fudge starts to melt/break off
>whip cream sliding down jar
>nuts falling all over
>cinnamon bun makes fingers all sticky and crumbs get everywhere
>chocolate drips down chin because jars aren't meant for drinking

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Get on this level fag

would prefer this >>36434792

the amount of sugar in OP would probably give me pancreatic cancer

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>>36434442
As a fucking beta lardass, normie 'restaurants' make me fucking sick

>Went to a new restaurant in my town recently
>it is a restaurant selling american style food, burgers, 'fries', hot dogs, macaroni and cheese
>decorated like an american diner
>all the waitresses are dressed in an american way
>we are a shitty third world south american country, so there are lots of stupid shit
>for example every table has a picture of a different american president
>all in like 60 tables, some presidents repeat themselves
>for some reason there are like 10 Obama tables
>I ask to be seated at the Trump table
>the normie waitress laughs
>'haha, the Trump table is small, like his hands and penis, too small for you, (looks at my belly) you can sit on one of the Obama tables'
>forces me to sit on a table with a picture of Obama
>gives me a menu
>food looks pretty delicious I must say
>ignore the picture of Obama and order 2 servings of Onion Rings, a Hot Dog with some fries and a side pot of Boston Baked Beans and a coke
>even though in my opinion that is a small order, they are all commenting on my order being so large
>waitress says something like 'maybe we should have put you on the Trump table, because you are as greedy as him' and laughs
>food takes 35 minuts to arrive
>no apology
>I eat it all within 10 minutes, to prove a point about the slow service speed
>get annoyed at Obama staring back and me so squeeze ketchup over his face and rub it into the table
>waitress comes back
>'finished ALREADY? wow, is Obama blushing because you ruined the date by eating so quickly?'
>laughs and takes my plate
>felt too humiliated for eating a dessert, just bought a cake on the way home
>didn't tip

Fucking nomries

>>36434442
I went to a place like that the other day. I immediately felt bad for the dishwashers.

>>36435017
Makes me wish there was a "Murica Fuck Yeah" themed restaurant.

>>36435030

Mason jars are hard to clean. These jars are probably not very clean on a busy day.

>>36434442

Can someone explain to me why these jars look like they're the size of my thumb?

there's no point of reference yet I think this

>>36435264

because it is a miniature jar of miniature food

>>36435017
>they are all commenting on my order being so large

Well, they're not wrong. Why the fuck did you need TWO orders of onion rings? I'm a beta lardass as well, an actual AMERICAN one at that, and I wouldn't eat two orders of onion rings. Hell, I would probably have skipped the rings altogether if my hot dog was coming with fries AND baked beans.

>wahhh I got seated at the Obama table
Fucking pathetic.

>>36435017
should have told her that her wageslave job at a shitty murica themed restaurant would be a dead end and she'd die unfulfilled.

>>36435017

>thinking your 3,000+ calorie order is "modest"

Lmao fat fuck reasoning everyone

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>>36435017
Best thing I've read all day. She should have seated you at the Taft table.

>>36435017
You could've easily sued and got her ass fired. You dumb fucks don't see money when it's staring you right in the face baka.

>>36436813
>You could've easily sued
It wasn't actually in the states, it was just themed that way.