>tfw Just became an Uncle on the same day I was planning to

Only by yourself. Life is as good as you make it. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a fool.

>>36430851
fucking matrix is playing with you

Kill yourself. It's honestly the brave/right thing to do. Do you truly believe that you'll be a positive in influence for your niece/nephew?

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>>36430939
I just got a Job offer in Charelston and I also got a girls number today. On top of that I will be able to continue my studies because of my improved grades. All in one fucking day. I really don't know what is going on but I will reassure you that the gun is still loaded and in my nightstand beside my bed. Is this the peak before the valley???

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>>36430882
>Be born with some serious genetic disorder
>Try your best to have a good life but you still live in constant agony, probably unable to live without others helping you and you disgust most people so you will die without anyone caring about you

>Be born in a complete shithole like Africa or China
>Try your best to have a happy life but no matter what you're still living in shitty conditions with no real way to change them unless you're that one in a million person that is both lucky and skilled anough to get enough money

>BUT QUALITY OF UR LIFE DEPENDS ENTIRELY ON YOU ANON!!!! XDD

>>36430851
you're going to be that weird Uncle that gets memed on here all the time where she/he keeps asking why you are such a freak compared to all the normal adults.

>>36431732
This right here desu. I don't know why OP thinks that becoming an uncle is "moving in the right direction" kek, fucking either do something with yourself OP or just an hero

>>36431783
See
>>36431425


It was kind-of the cherry on top.

OP, it might be a stupid coincidence that all this good shit is happening on the day you were gonna off yourself, but the fact that a day like that one existed could mean there are more good days to come. Don't waste those good days by ending yourself.

>>36430851
i've been an uncle since elementary school and I'm severely depressed anyway

>>36430851
Being an uncle is nice, you get the upsides of young kids without having to deal with the major downsides like responsibility and not sleeping. It's cool that for a few short years you get to interact with somebody who doesn't realize you're a loser yet.

>>36430851
Hey.
Hey op?

>>36430851
YO
VAZA DE CAZZO.
OH PER.

>>36430851
U fukjng sumbama sunkenda matress bich.

Fuking watch your fucking threds you flat hesded fucjing tanktip having clubthum plantar facisitius foot frankinstein crusty draws sweat pit fuzzy ass, friend.

U git one more cjan e