Show your sister the purest of love

First for warm imouto cuddles

>>36428613
So when do we just be honest with ourselves and call these Incest General?

Banned for forbidden love

>>36428661
That's what purest love is. Nobody can make you fuck your sister if you don't want to anyway, so I don't see what you're complaining about.

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Kissy
Just for future reference, this is (one kind) of cunnilingus

>>36428822
she's too self conscious for that position because her butthole would be directly in front of aniki's eyes

God I want to fuck her so badly

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>>36428822
>mfw
Fuck. Why is 2D hotter than 3D almost every time.

>>36428848
Like he'd care with all that gooey goodness right in his mouth.

>>36428917
nah he wouldn't care, but she probably would

>>36428932
Not after the first few minutes.

>>36428822
>>36428848
>not just having her up against a wall

>>36428952
Good point
speaking from experience?

>>36428967
F-for cunnilingus?
Show me examples.

my aniki is coming home early to give me his cummies

might try to take it in my mouth like was suggested last thread. please give me encouragement

>>36429077
Your lucky dubs say everything is going to be ok.
Good luck.

>>36429077
Tell him to pin you to the wall and suck on your clit like a lollipop. How jacked is he?

>>36429077
A good imouto cleans up after aniki don't they?

>>36429077
Encouragement coming your way, and probably not just encouragement.
Also I'm definitely tossing my vote for >>36429110, not necessarily the wall pinning but most definitely the clit sucking.

>>36429162
I'm a wuss I need more time before I'm okay with being touched myself

>>36428848
BUT THAT'S THE BEST PART

I LOVE GIRL ANUS

>>36429188
>>36429077
nice digits, but what the fuck happened to the other trip?

>>36429188
What about touching him and touching yourself?
Or, again, touching yourselves together?

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I stole her panties again

>>36429250
W-what do you do with them?

>>36429250
That seems to be a really common thing for guys. I never quite saw the appeal since it's such a huge breach of trust to me, can someone explain?
I've technically been wearing my sisters panties forever though, since our maid always just put them in basically any closet

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>Austria says Olivia Wilde is best girl
>Best girl
>3D
>Wrong
So your grandpa was an actual Nazi? That's cool. Sucks you don't have any of his stuff though

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Little dumb update from last night.

>Had some points saved up from a site I used to order my onahole from
>Fug it, why let them go to waste?
>Bought these Rilakkuma condoms
>Pushed my sister off when we were in bed when I remembered I wanted to show them to her
>She got a bit annoyed
>Whatever, it came with a little thank you note and some Moonland candy, so she calmed down after that
>Got a pretty funny reaction out of her when she was looking over the package and finally realized that they were condoms
>H: "How do you find this stuff?"
>Almost showed her the website, but I thought that was too much and stupid
>The cute wrappers for the condoms gave us a good laugh and we actually ended up using them
>We had a hard time tearing them open since they looked so cute
>We went through two by accident because she tried to apply it with her mouth and we didn't know that the lube on these would taste nasty
>But we were both on edge and a cute mascot wasn't going to stop us
>Felt more comfortable than usual because of this stupid stunt
>Still a tiny bit awkward in bed
>Usually have to stop moving when I'm finishing because it gets so intense
>Nah, I tried to power through it
>That powering through led to a bunch of shaky, jerky movements
>Made some pretty embarrassing autistic bear noises near the end
>I didn't care, we were left in a giggling mess after it all
>She told me that she almost forgot to breath when I was going all Radical Larry
>Don't know if that's bad or not

Into the Gunpla box these go with the rest of the stuff. She asked if she could keep the wrapper, but I hid that shit in the trash pretty well in fear of it being found.

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>>36428400
>>36428404
>>36428413
>>36428493
My aniki would appreciate all of you for your suggestions if he knew you made them. cummies are tasty

>>36428474
sh-sh-shush you. I'll seduce you harder if you don't

>>36428524
Hmm, I guess I'll change it. Tada. New trip.

>>36429450
I also said 2D is almost always better than 3D, I'm just re-watching House and I used to have such a crush on Thirteen and Olivia Wilde is just qt.

Yeah, actual, literal card-carrying Nazi.
Yeah we didn't keep any of his stuff except an old dagger and a handgun.
Well and a whole lot of rifles but they're not military stuff, just his old hunting stuff.

>>36429571
why did you change your trip in the first place?

>>36429450
I'm still convinced your mom's an actual nazi

>>36429453
>Still a tiny bit awkward in bed
>tiny bit
I don't believe you

>>36429586
>an old dagger and a handgun
Can you show us?

>>36429586
SHOW ME THE HANDGUN PRETTY PLEASE

>>36429453
>Made some pretty embarrassing autistic bear noises near the end
Bearguy confirmed for actual bear?

>>36429626
/b/ outside of /b/
I'll use my normal trip again tomorrow

>>36429571
>cummies are tasty
Did you give him a blowjob or did he just finish in your mouth.

>>36429453
>onahole
Why not just masturbate using your imouto's panties and cumming all over them?

>>36429653
>>36429675
>Can you show us
It's all at my grandma's place, I'm sorry. I actually posted the handgun on /k/ before (years ago) to get it identified, I'm seriously shit with guns but it was either a P08 or a P38 (if those both exist?)

>About to fall asleep because me and imouto have been going at it all day
>Decide to check the thread to not pass out
>Everyone's else is posting about banging their siblings right now too

What a weird goddamn world this is.

>>36429711
at least you changed your name back to kissy

kisses are still your favorite thing to do right? right?

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>>36429653
Can I trade the awkward tag for something else? Please?
>>36429689
Close as I could describe it in my mind. I thought we went over the possibility of that a while back ago.
>>36429713
>imouto's panties
I haven't gone that far off the deep end. Plus, that onahole hasn't been here since September.

These threads are a fucking rollercoaster, libido-wise.
>cuteness, Olivia Wilde, Nazis, cunnilingus, kissy flirting with me, 2D porn, more Nazi stuff
I don't even know whether to masturbate anymore

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>>36429431
I used to masturbate with my Dad's boxers
>>36429586
House was good, I hated the ending though
2D guys suck if it's anime, Western 2D is good they're all lanky
>>36429653
Nah she's just mildly racist, she doesn't actually treat people differently, just says stuff

>>36429746
>>About to fall asleep because me and imouto have been going at it all day
Great, now you have to post your whole story.

>>36429370
I press them hard against my nose and deeply inhale.

>>36429431
>I never quite saw the appeal since it's such a huge breach of trust to me, can someone explain?
I feel rather guilty about it sometimes, but they just smell so, so good.

>>36429778
>I used to masturbate with my Dad's boxers
Like, wearing them?
Also since you said "used to", I'm not imagining 14yo and barely tinier Laura wearing way-too-big boxers and being all flustered. Cute.

>>36429761
Assertive, eventually

>>36429774
Go to sleep, it's past your bedtime

>>36429778
But you stopped, because you didn't see the appeal either. Is there an appeal?

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>>36429713
>aniki tells me to get naked
>gets naked
>sits on the floor of his room
>he starts fapping over me
>look up at him and play with my breasts
>2-3 minutes pass
>stuff starts coming out
>I put my mouth on it
>he finishes in my mouth

>>36429731
jesus christ if you have a legitimate Luger put it in a case. Those things are really fucking sought after.

>>36429750
Kisses are still really high tier.

>>36429746
I have this thread to thank for my incestuous relationship. It's pretty weirdgreat

>>36429778
>used to
why did you stop?

>>36429890
I call bullshit until evidence is provided

>>36429799
>I press them hard against my nose and deeply inhale.
>Being this vanilla
At least masturbate and cum all over them.

>>36429848
By 'used to' she means she stopped right after getting rejected, doubt she could masturbate with her mom in the same house.

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>>36429774
I'll come after you tomorrow too if you're not careful

>>36429925
>At least masturbate and cum all over them.
Of course I'm jerking off like a madman while I'm sniffing them.

I'm not going to cum on them, she might notice, and it would ruin the smell.

>>36429871
>Go to sleep, it's past your bedtime
I appreciate you caring about me Deer Guy but you missed the part about not having masturbated yet apparently.

>>36429890
>kissy makes more progress in a week than I have in years
Feels bad man, but I'm super happy for you!

>>36429925
>doubt she could masturbate with her mom in the same house
Why? I have parents and two sisters and I manage.

>>36429936
You're all talk kissy, I bet by tomorrow you'll be melting from your brother's touches.

>>36429871
I've gone farther with insertive than assertive.

>>36429971
aren't you going to spend time with your sis tomorrow

go to sleep so you're not acting like a sperg when you do

>>36429971
>Why?
Mostly because I guess that his boxers are in their room and sounds like Laura's mom is there all day, I don't think she could sneak in there grab them and leave.

>>36429961
>she might notice
You're supposed to wash them after using them silly.
How old is your sister btw?

>>36429971
>not having masturbated yet apparently.
Remember to leave the vibrator and your pussy uncovered for your sister's easy access.

>>36429971
>Feels bad man, but I'm super happy for you!
I mean if it weren't for my aniki I'd just be still kissing him only practically and probably showing skin so it's really not me that's making the progress but the other way around haha

>You're all talk kissy, I bet by tomorrow you'll be melting from your brother's touches.
Oh I am. He's touching me while I hide under my covers but something just makes me want to tease you

>>36430068
Yeah that's true. I mean, probably nothing during the day but still. Stupid fricking time difference.
Okay, I'll go to sleep. More or less.

>>36430078
Oh, yeah, silly me. I thought you meant she didn't masturbate at all anymore.

>>36430106
Oh shush, this thread gets me bad enough as it is.
I'm more in the mood for all-natural touching tonight but I'll stay bottomless

>>36430139
That's perfectly fine, I'm a total slut for teasing anyway.

>>36430168
>I'll stay bottomless
Oh I have a nice idea why don't you write " *Sister's name* welcome" over your crotch.

>>36429890
Did he say anything afterward?
Did you do anything else with your mouth besides put it around his dick?
spit or swallow?

>>36430236
Choked on the last bite of my bacon double cheeseburger, thanks

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>>36430236
Because I couldn't sleep with that written on me.
Also because my life isn't a yuri animu, sadly

>>36429783
Sure here's a quick ramble I guess.
>Around lunch get a text from imouto that our mom's going to an aunts wedding out of state
>Since our dad works pretty much every day that means we have the house to ourselves for the next week and a half
>Trying to get work done but every few seconds my phone goes off because she won't stop saying everything she wants us to do and where to do them
>"Wanna do it in the pool?" "how about you pin me up against the shower door" "Can we fuck in their bed?" "Lets just get cozy on the couch and make out all day" "Oh my god tomorrow morning can I sit on the island and you eat me for breakfast?" "Dude I just realized I can scream as loud as I want now!"
>You know normal brother sister stuff
>Get home late as fuck. Exhausted, dirty, and I just fucked my shoulder up carrying too much cement. She coos and cuddles me and rubs my neck.
>I always shower immediately when I get home. Today she joined me. Spent the entire time kissing, necking, playing with her hair. Touching each other the whole time.
>Went down on her for the first time. She's usually self conscious about "girl stuff" (smell, taste, etc. I guess) and won't let me even though it's my biggest fetish.
>Spend so long in the shower we start running out of hot water. Try to dry off but we just end up making out wet and naked in the middle of the room.
>Go out to the back porch to smoke dude weed lmao
>She's completely topless and we're cuddling on a deck chair. I was actually posting on my phone during this. I keep the threads open and read them all day at work.
>Later still, we go sit on the couch and throw on the tv. We get to talking about our relationship because of what I said earlier. It's a nauseating mess of "I love you"s and feelings.
>She tells me she wouldn't change anything no matter what happens. Calls me her world and all she has. I tell her I can't imagine a life without her.

I have more so I guess one more post.

>>36430168
Just go full nude and let your sister wake you up like that. What can go wrong? You get embarrassed?

>I'm a total slut for teasing anyway
s-s-stop that you're making it harder not to you slut

So is there a discord for this thread by any chance? I kinda got afraid after the banning thing

>>36430255
>he starts cumming
>put around the tip so it shoots into my mouth
>he starts groaning "fuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
>feels the spasms/throbbing against my lips
>cum flowing onto my tongue
>he finishes
>savor the cum for a while
>he tells me that was amazing
>grabs me and literally carries me into bed
>naked cuddling and he's touching me all over
>can't come out from under my sheets cause I'm being lewded
>we're just talking casually about stuff while he fondles me
>wanna fondle back but too nervous

>>36430309

>Start fingering her hard in the corner of the couch. She's in heaven because she can scream and moan all she wants. She does.
>Drag her upstairs, throw her down on my bed and go at it again. Immediately get her legs over my shoulders and eat her out again. I actually feel kind of proud like a dork because she has a huge shivering orgasm.
>She reciprocates. She's still kind of awkward at blowjobs. She just kind of does circles around the head while jerking the shaft. Still feels amazing.
>Rinse and repeat until about 20 minutes ago.
>Start masturbating together and making out because her jaw is tired. She puts her head on my stomach and watches me until I'm almost there, then eats it.
>Gets mad at me because I hesitated to kiss her after I came in her mouth (I can't be the only one put off by that, right?)
>Eyes getting heavy, whip out laptop and type this off
>She's trying to beat Dragonslayer Armor while straddling my legs.

Also we get to sleep in the same bed tonight for the first time since we went on vacation a few months back. First one awake gets to wake the other up. Use your imagination

Sorry I suck at cutting things down. Hope nobody minds the double post.

>>36429890
>I have this thread to thank for my incestuous relationship. It's pretty weirdgreat
I think I might too actually. Around the time all this started she was doing pretty much exactly what you were to cue me in on what she really wanted. And I know she's on 4chan pretty much all day. God bless awkward pervs on the internets.

If you're reading this tonight please don't tell them about the thing

>>36430387
>Around the time all this started
When did it start? How did you end up fucking for the first time?
> don't tell them about the thing
Oh great now YOU have to tell us about the thing, come on your an anon you could be anybody.

>>36430267
You're welcome.

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>>36429848
>wearing them?
Once or twice wearing them like normal boxers, a few times, and I'm really not proud of this on my head
And I think the first time I was 17, and I actually think I stopped growing before 14, so jokes on you
So you're in on the small bullying too?
Post the pistol, I've got a small /k/ itch and wwI-pre Vietnam shit scratches it
>>36429871
Yea there's an appeal, smells like him
>>36429890
I stopped because trying to get over him and masturbating with his clothes is sort of counter productive
>>36430078
I stopped before we moved back in
>>36430268
Nah the writing someone's name on you still sounds really hot

>>36429731

Walther p38 sounds like a real thing to me. I swear i've heard that name before.

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>>36430387
Oh so she was really kissy kissy and running away like a spastic out of the blue?

nigga stole my style damn good job imouto-chan

>>36430485
Can confirm, and a P08 is a Luger. It can be either of them

>>36430503
Who's your favourite K-ON?

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>>36430376
I get reaaaally embarrassed, honestly. I'm just afraid all my lewd is plainly visible if I'm nude.
I'll go bottomless for now, baby steps.

>>36430477
That's really cute, especially the pants on head stuff.
I'll not bully you a lot Laura, but the opportunity was too good to pass up.

Okay anons, it's suddenly 4:30am so I'm going to sleep for real this time, I'm done and all soo yeah, uh, see you guys tomorrow/today.
Don't lewd too much without me, I don't want to have to read 4 threads.

>>36430551
You already went bottomless though, what's the big deal. She's already seen the cat

>>36430523
Tsumugi for sure

>>36430551
Night Austria

>>36430605
She's seen it tons, but I still feel weird about being completely naked, I'm not sure why. As long as I'm wearing a top or a t-shirt, it feels less, I don't know, naughty? Even if I'm wearing nothing but that top. I'm just weird that way.

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>>36430551
Nah it's alright, I'm used to being a punchline in the threads

Family and I are catching up on Samurai Jack, sometimes the fight scenes get a little too anime for me but I can put up with it because the rest is always good
Was Aku always Russian? Or did they get a new VA? It's been a while and I honestly forgot the entire plot since I watched when I was little

>>36430664
Aku's VA is dead, man. I'm pretty sure that's why the cartoon ended.

>>36430471
First time we actually got physical was sometime in February. This is still recent. But we haven't been very brother/sisterly in years. We've always hardcore flirted with each other because we're horny losers. I still have these long stories we used to send each other on Skype, that was basically us writing our own slashfiction about each other.

Her starting to actually be more open about what she wanted was a little after Christmas.

>>36430503
Pretty much, yeah. She'd randomly break down my door, jump on me and demand kisses and love. Then her hands started to wander when we cuddled and I'd rub her belly. We never actually kissed on the mouth until the night we got lewd. It actually gave me chills the first time.

>>36430664
>Too anime for me
Shit taste and a Dad fucker

>>36430790
She wishes

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>>36430692
Wow, that hit harder than I expected
>>36430790
I love the moshpit fight scenes with the daughters, but I hate when they do the hyper unrealistic jumping and tree climbing and shit
>>36430837
That was just so rude

>>36430912
>That was just so rude

he's not wrong

btw did anything special happen at K's

>>36430912
Whats unrealistic about time traveling samurai?
Fucking your father is unrealistic

>>36430780
>that was basically us writing our own slashfiction about each other.
Great now you have to post that too.

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>tfw I have two imoutos that have both sucked my cock
>tfw I come across this thread

And here I thought I was fucked up in the head

>>36431062
>both sucked my cock
At the same time?
Where are you now?

>>36431062
Post the whole story fag.
Ever fucked any of them?

>>36431081
Na, but within the same year, this year
I moved out and became a wagecuck finally at 20 but I visit often and neither of them know about each other which is pretty cool

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>>36431013
I'm okay with a magical premise, but don't give a guy with no super human abilities and 18' vertical, he should be getting boards not swords
come on, that as funny
Still, the show's great we finished episode 3 before they went to bed. The parallel with him and the wolf was nice. Also I kind of had a slight spoiler because I saw pic related a long time ago and someone said it was the show
Also rude
>>36430973
Nothing lewd if that's what you mean, we just hung out and watched most of the Cavs game with his roommates
I was leaning on him though, and he had his arm around me

http://www.strawpoll.me/12792039

Just dropping this off

>>36431062
Please tell us your secret to success

>>36431211
>I was leaning on him though, and he had his arm around me

if you were actually comfy that's cool. I haven't been here for long so still not sure how you really feel about your surrogate

>>36431272
Have a really fucked up family and 3 abused children. It's probably not worth it in the end since my sisters were molested

>>36431108
fucked the younger one but the older one is a bit more reserved

>>36431211
He obviously has super human abilities then doesn't he autist

>>36431306
>Surrogate
I like him, he's not a place filler or something
And I started off really shakey with lots of spaghetti and self doubt, but I'm getting a lot more comfortable around him and sitting like that and just watching the game was comfy, I liked it

>>36431321
I'm sorry man, I just assumed it was a happy story cause 4chan.

>>36431386
hey good for you, this shit's important. I'm glad

>>36431321
How did you even get them to suck your cock?

>>36431521
Thanks. What made you start popping in the threads?
And I'm bored as hell, so why don't you go hug someone
>>36431364
That's not part of the character though or just never stated

Is no one gonna laugh at the boards not swords joke? Sports guy would've laughed...

>>36431646
>Is no one gonna laugh at the boards not swords joke?
Wait, that was a joke?

>>36431646
>Thanks. What made you start popping in the threads?

no idea. Not usually into incest but I like the stories here

>And I'm bored as hell, so why don't you go hug someone

I'm not sure what that means, but ok.

>>36431646
He has always performed things that could be considered super human feats.

Also it's a cartoon

>>36431245
Who the fuck posted this?

Desu

>>36431551
It really wasn't that hard with the younger one. We started talking about sex and it just kind of developed from there. She almost invited my cock into her mouth. From there we just moved onto fucking even though she wasn't too into it at first.
The older one was a bit different but still the same. I sort of pressured her into it but she liked it once she tried it and now she does it whenever we're alone. I eat her out too, though.

Anyways I wasn't here to AMA just felt like sharing.

>>36431706
Yea, if he has an 18' vertical he should be getting rebounds
You've never seen the picture of Obama, it's got his height (6'4") and says "should've been dropping 3s not bombs"
>>36431719
Go hug someone, wrap your arms around them
>>36431737
Yea but muh realism, a s you can chalk the rest up to training or something, its justifiable

>>36431814
>Go hug someone, wrap your arms around them

was just wondering where the "go hug someone" came from. I'm not affection-starved

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>>36431814
So joking about your dad aside I'm really glad you have a nice somebody. Sounds like you two are really cute together.

>>36431814
It's a fucking cartoon, calm your tits.

>>36431864
I was trying to be sarcastic
You got anyone to hug?
>>36431870
Thanks, I'm happy with him, he keeps my mind off my dad and it's sort of reassuring that I'm not broken of too horribly flawed or something I can't explain
>>36431880
They're calm, I'm calm, I said I like the show a lot and I'm willing to put up with the bits that I don't like, I'm not asking for perfection

>>36431814
Looking for realism in samurai jack is almost as futile as you having a healthy relationship with your father

>>36431999
>trips
Aww, I don't think you're broken at all. It just seems like you went through a lot of shit. I wish you the best of luck with your bf.

>>36431999
>You got anyone to hug?

if I feel like losing my job tomorrow, I could try hugging my boss, but there are better ways to quit I think

>>36432042
I'm putting up with it
>>36432106
Thank you, I've just been feeling weird lately
You and your bf/bro seem to be doing good, so best of luck with that
>>36432170
There's no better way to quit a job than that
I feel kinda bad now, I'll find a way to cheer you up

>>36432357
He is forever scarred.
Poor guy

>>36432357
>There's no better way to quit a job than that

eh, I could get creative

> I'll find a way to cheer you up

don't need cheering up senpai, I'm just enjoying the thread. Although it's pretty dead at the moment

>>36432498
It usually slows down this time of night. Lazy Amerifats and all

>>36432498
Good because I couldn't find a way to cheer you up
And yea, just you, me, and the guy bullying me. So, I'm gonna guess you don't wanna fuck your dad?

>>36430376
Even though you're almost certainly just a guy in his basement you're still helping me feel happy and lewd thanks desu

>>36432580
a breeze is all it takes to lift a leaf off the ground i am the leaf

>>36432594
not inclined to, no. I'd do my sister if I was at gunpoint

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FUCKING LUCKY FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEE I DONT HAVE A IMOUTO WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER LIKE THIS

>>36432768
Maybe in your next life anon.

>>36432357
What's got you feeling weird? It seems like you got a comfy situation.
It's going good. He's asleep cuddling me right now and it's super comfy.

>>36432580
Hey. I'm not fat.

>>36432768
If I wasn't taken by my aniki, I'd be your imouto. Maybe next life.

>>36432903
Your boobs are

Too soon? :)

>>36432594
No, never been deranged enough to be attracted to my Dad. Now Imoutos on the other hand

>>36432921
Na I'm over it.
Wanna see more? I'm kidding. No.

>>36432989
Not really. No offense, but it's too much of a Pandora's box. Too many faggots now. It's like my pizza story

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>>36432989
You must of missed the spoiler text

>>36433022
aw fuck I replied to the wrong thing

>>36433022
Pizza cuck faggot neck yourself

>>36433022
>It's like my pizza story
tfw I asked you to post that story, feels bad man.

>>36433125
Sorry, missed that. I'll post it in a bit. Busy atm

>>36433172
No, you idiot, as in I asked you to post that story the first time.

>>36432903
I see what my parents have, that long lasting, passionate intimacy, and I'm jealous. I wasted the time I had with some dad love pipe dream and missed my shot at young innocent love. I threw my youth experiences away, I know I wouldn't have been a social butterfly or super outgoing or extraverted, I'd be the same bumbly idiot, but I would've tried harder to be better. Instead I used my dad as an excuse to never do anything, I was so sure he'd love me back that I never gave anything else a shot, I hate myself for it
That and part if me wants to be normal, being social for me hurts, it's too much pressure, too much thinking, I'm having trouble describing it, but everything seems like the last 10 seconds of over time, like at any moment I could choke and ruin everything. Now I'm a social recluse who has been ignoring people I used to associate with to feign a social life for my parents. I feel like I'm not made for the world. It's all hitting me hard
Also, elephant in the room, I'm in love with my father, that's weird, I'm weird
Sorry to dump my heart out like that
>>36432943
I'm not deranged
>>36432747
Text her, tell her you love her

>>36433181
>missed my shot at young innocent love.
You're on /r9k/ everyone missed that shot.

Everything you said hits too close to home, it kinda hurts 2bh.

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>>36433181
It's alright hun. I know how hard social anxiety is (trust me) so I completely understand you. I don't think you wasted your life, it's a bad way to think about it. When your older, you'll learn that you'll be where you are because you had these experiences- but only if you let yourself grow.

Just think: you wouldn't be with your current bf if it weren't for your fucked up situation. And he seems like a super sweetheart.

I'm currently in bed naked with my sleeping aniki. You're less weird than you think.

You just gotta believe in yourself and let yourself grow from where you are.
>corny.jpg

>>36433181
>tfw never fucked dad
>tfw didnt even whore around
Not deranged at all

>>36433181
It's really not that weird compared to everything else in the world, all you did was fall in love
at least you don't like only black guys

>>36433181
>I wasted the time I had with some dad love pipe dream and missed my shot at young innocent love.

you're still young, laura. relax. honestly, you're doing way better than i was at your age.

>>36433181
Your still young though Laura. Your 20s can be the best time of your life. Your talking like you're my age. Don't get disheartened. You have a ton going for you. As stupid as it sounds, you just need to realize your self worth, and realize you always have a chance for a better future

>>36433295
Her bf is eternally cucked by her pops
I'd hate to be that guy desu

>>36433181
>Text her, tell her you love her

I did. We made plans to catch up. I don't know why I don't do this more often.

Reading the rest of your post made me feel, and that's something. Hang in there, famicom. You can't change the past but you can make it all better, you have it in you

Wow, I honestly didn't expect this
>>36433246
It's not even giving it a shot that hurts, maybe I could've had it, I just never gave anyone a chance. It's having the shot and not taking it that hurts, it's my fault, I can't pin the blame on anyone but myself.
>>36433295
>grow from where you are
That's a good mantra, thank you
>>36433302
I wouldn't consider whoring around an accomplishment, I'd probably regret that more when I'm a used up cum dump and childless in my 30s
>>36433307
>Spoiler
I'm not attracted to on white guys at all, but that's not really an accomplishment
>>36433317
I know, but I can't help but dwell
>>36433330
I'm gonna try my best to make up for it all, I'm promising myself that now, I'm not gonna die with regrets
>>36433332
I don't know if I can ever get over my dad, my feelings haven't changed yet, maybe one day I can love both of them
>>36433343
I'll try, thanks anon
Have fun with your sister

Honestly I didn't see all this coming, thank you guys, you made me feel a little better. I can't thank you guys enough for being here for me, I appreciate you taking the time out of your day to make some idiot over the internet feel a bit better about herself
I'm not crying a little, not at all

>>36433549
Dad lover and a shit skin lover

Just end it holy shit

>>36433549
>maybe one day I can love both of them
You mean your dad and your mom, right? I believe in you

>>36433597
Oh fuck, that was meant to be
Not attracted to non white guys at all

>>36433633
Except for daddy :^)

>>36433549
Honestly can't believe how much I care about a person I'm never going to meet, I want you to 'succeed' in life, I'm one of those guys who's always poking fun at you, but I actually care about you and want to see and hear about how happy you are in the future.. Even though these threads might not exist by that time anymore..

>>36433626
No, I didn't
>>36433656
My dad is white, hence my whiteness

>>36433692
I'm too tired to bully anymore

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>>36433549
You're a sweetheart though for real. I know I'm new here but you're super comfy to chat with and you seem really nice.

No reason why you should feel bad about yourself at all.

>>36433332
He's not cucked if he's the one who gets her body

>>36433549
>Have fun with your sister

thanks, I will

And it's ok to cry. I feel totally gay for getting teary-eyed though, I blame you

>>36433672
Thank you, it means something that I'm care-about-able, and that someone who isn't obligated to does, if that makes sense
I guess don't forget my trip, I'll always be here if this site/board/thread is up
>>36433728
I don't know why you saying I liked non white guys made me so mildly upset...
>>36433730
Thanks, you're easy and fun to talk to also
That goes for all of you guys
>>36433737
Ha, you cried too, fag

>>36433797
If I was your dad I would have totally banged you

>>36433797
You made me teary too fag ; ;

>>36433855
This is the part where she says that it's not a dad fetish she just happened to fall in love with her dad. Would have fucked her anyways though.

>>36433797
>Ha, you cried too, fag

maybe one day I'll be officially recognized as a certified homo, just like you. Don't think I'll ever catch up though, you're like head of department of F.A.G.

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>>36433855
>>36433906
Actually, I was gonna be confused about how to respond to that because I think it's supposed to be flattering but can't make heads or tales of it and just reply with "thanks?"
>>36433886
F-f-fag

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>>36434003
I think they're trying to be endearing. Boys are weird.

>>36434003
>heads or tales

>>36434053
Boys are fucking stupid, not weird

>>36434053
Maybe, I don't know
>>36434083
Fuck you, I've been up for 21 hours

>>36434083
>Boys are stupidXD
Your fedora is showing

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>>36434083
Boys have built most of the world. I'd call them weird over stupid.

>>36434129
Go the fuck to sleeeeeeep!

>>36434129
>I've been up for 21 hours
What the fuck!? Go to sleep before you colapse.

>>36434148
>Boys have built most of the world. I'd call them weird over stupid.
Yea, this, y'all are just goofy
>Go the fuck to sleeeeeeep!
This is normal for me honestly
>>36434245
This is why I slept with my father occasionally, but since we've been here I haven't had a good night's sleep in a while, barring the nights at K's

>>36434312
Change their sheets and sleep with them tomorrow

I'm going to sleep, goodnight all

name fags kys

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>>36434379
I guess I should put my phone down and try and get some sleep
Night night folks

Late evening love tap. Keeping it going

you motherfuckers thought I was gone?
just cause I was gone a while?

IF I SEE ANAL OR PAT OR STORY BITCH I WILL DERAIL FOR THE NEXT WEEK!

>>36435150
AS I WAS TYPING!!!

YOU BETTER FUCK OFF UNLESS YOU WANT HELL YOU PIZZAKEK
YOUR TRIP ONLY CONTRIBUTES TO ME TELLING PEOPLE TO FUCK OFF!

>>36434379
AND YOU ARE ON NOTICE FUCKER!

>>36435150
WHY DO YOU EVEN USE A TRIP?

DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO FEEL ACKNOWLEDGED OUTSIDE OF YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE THEY DONT SPEAK TO YOU UNLESS THEY NEED MONEY?

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"I still can't sleep but got the Tracer skin" bump
>>36435211
>All caps
Slow down there friend, what time is it by you? You should be in bed

>>36435700
I still like you, Laura.
you won't change my opinion of you.

>>36435700
>You should be in bed
this is true.

>>36435211
I don't know why you like me, but go to bed silly goose

Jesus christ guys I missed 3 months, what happened to pat?
My imouto currently is badly sick, so she gets not as much hugs

>>36436056
He was a fraud and got laughed out.

>>36436062
>a fraud
How did they find out?
so from theold ones only brandon and laura are still active?

>>36436147
A bunch of old ones, IC in particular, were fake. They were all made up by an autist who started tripping as "story chan". She's got a massive ego and shouldn't be posting.
When story chan came clean Pat did do. He tried sticking around and blogging but people really started shitting on him. Some people wanted him to stay because they enjoy blogshit but he left anyways.

>>36436194
Not bad for one person
osaka sandman? Was it also a false flag?

>>36436248
No one knows. He just disappeared.
My general idea is, if they start having sex or being super sexual within a few days, it's fake.
Bearguy is a good example, he didn't suddenly start having super passionate sex with his sister. He's more realistic. Laura is too, but I don't really think she should be relevant anymore.

>>36436275
I know people hate spoonfeeding, but i need to know who the new ones are

>>36436436
Hell if I know. They're probably fake.
I'm just here to shitpost because these threads are honestly a festering corpse of what they once were.

>>36436436
Kissy live with her brother and she initiated some sexual things with him
Austria is gay and wants that sis puss

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>>36436498
Thanks my man
Here have a shinobu

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>>36428613
Has anyone ever even done this?

>>36436558
>Austria is gay and wants the sis puss
And is failing at making any progress whatsoever I might add. But maybe tonight, who knows.

>>36436862
nice edit, who did this?

>>36436866
Are you an austrian?
Is your sis even bi or lesbian?

>>36436862
>has anyone here ever raped a jogger after catcalling her
I assume not.

>>36436929
I am, yeah.
She is bisexual (and single), yes, so that's something I guess. And we're pretty close.

>>36436916
Not sure.
>>36436978
Nah it must have happened. Anyone got greentext stories?

>>36436862
Austria is a borderline rapist in denial.
This is confirmed and accurate.

>>36437408
What happene I need a good green text.

>>36437417
Nothing, I've never done more than kiss my sister, he's just shitposting.

>>36437438
Kiss your sister? What's your age/hers how and why?

>>36437438
See pure denial. Seek help women
Also post pics of sister desu

>>36437457
20 and 22
I don't know why. We came home from a party, and just got into bed together and made out. Nothing more happened.

>>36437496
Did you put your weeny inside her anon?

>>36437516
I don't have a weeny.

>>36437529
Femanon on r9k? Why? What is there to find here for u.

>>36437496
Oh hey. You missed the gayest part of the thread when people were getting weepy n shit

>>36437538
I can talk to people about my siscon thing, for example.

>>36437542
Really? Fuck, I hate time difference and sleep. What happened?

If you post this thread one more fucking time I am going to hunt you down and bury you up to your nose in dirt so all you can do is breathe in spurts through your nose as your eyes flit around wildly in fear of your impending demise, and then, before I add the final inch of dirt, I'm going to dump a can of Pepsi on your head and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.

>>36437538
Attention, more attention, validation for her degenerate behavior, attention

>>36437562
Nothing big really, I'm just messing. Just Laura getting emotional

>>36437562
Dad fucker said she should of had normal healthy relationships instead of lusting after her father. Truly powerful stuff.

>>36437599
>>36437620
She's been saying that for some time now, hasn't she?

>>36437649
Dad fucker's posts are still there if you want to read em

>>36437649
I only stumbled upon this freak show yesterday but wouldn't suprise me

I sent her a happy birthday text where i called her 'dear sister'. Thats enough intimacy for a year or so.

>>36437496
Who initiated the kissu though

>>36437995
She did, I was actually pretty surprised by it

>>36438043
hot damn. You may not be making much headway but this is definitely something

>>36435211
>I WILL DERAIL FOR THE NEXT WEEK!
I'm sure you will, go to bed angry-chan.

>>36437599
>>36437620
Okay that happened... I must've got really emotional because I barely remember any of that and I'm pretty sure I cried so hard I passed out immediately after my last post (a reply to Angry)

>>36438409
There, there you sick fuck it's all gonna alright.
Your father should be the one upset over his degenerate spawn of a daughter.

>>36438409
At least you got it out, so that's always nice. Hope you're doing better, Laura. I root for everyone in these threads to make it out alive and well, but I root a bit more for you.

>see this thread yesterday
>go to hug my 17 y/o sister
>she hugs tighter than I expected and I flinch
>asks me what's wrong
>"nothing"
>"don't evade me you piece of shit, that sounded bad"
>show her huge, nasty bruises covering the left side of my back
>demands to know what happened
>want to lie, but she's not gullible. tell her the truth
>"my dealer did this to me with a hammer"
>sister cries and makes me delete him from my phone, not realizing he's only going to get more pissed off

Guess this is my fault for thinking this would be easy

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Austria made out with her sister?
Her sister initiated it?

Wedding when

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>>36438409
Couldn't you have at least had an emotional outburst while I was awake? I feel bad that I didn't get to say anything nice

>>36439070
Yeah, way back. Well, like a few months ago.

>Wedding when
Can't be soon enough kissy.

>>36439182
Gas chamber when

>>36439182
Oh I thought this was today/last night because of your party plans

I got my hopes up I'm also pretty tired

>>36439206
Sorry kissy. But maybe tonight's the night!

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>>36439286
Good luck! I know you can do it. Just get home after the party and make sure she didn't bring home a chad.

You know what to do with the rest. Just do it. All or nothing. don't chicken out because it can't end bad to be honest

>>36439350
Yeah I'll try. At least I'm not very afraid she'll just randomly hook up with someone, it's not her style.

>>36439383
Yea she made out with her sister but
She is way to pure for a random hook up.

>>36439383
I can't explain why I'm so excited about this. Just know I'm wishing you tons of luck.
make sure you have a vibrator ready

Should I say how I was woken up this morning?Gosh it's really nice to be a sisterwife

>>36439435
I'm so glad you understand, angry-chan.

>>36439479
Thank you kissy, I really appreciate it.
>make sure you have a vibrator ready
L-lewd. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
But it's always in my nightstand anyway.

Yes, share.

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>>36439519
>wake up
>aniki is getting out of bed
>tells me to go back to sleep
>still tired so I kiss him and passout.gif
>wake up again
>aniki brought us breakfast in bed
>we sit in bed eating and cuddling
>he feeds me some of his food
>I feed him some of my food

>mfw he has to do yard work

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>>36439601
That's absurdly adorable. I'm happy for you.

>>36439519
I'm not that fag
Gay yuri incest rp is my pet peeve

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>>36439601
My heart melted a little. That sounds amazing.
>>36439642
>Gay yuri
Yuri is inherently gay, dumbass.

>>36439642
>gay yuri
u wot
But really just filter me anon. I won't be sad.

>>36438640
Thanks? I think, I don't know
>>36438708
Funny I've never seen you upset, you're so upbeat and optimistic, I envy you. Thanks for caring
It was weird, I was a little teary eyed, played some OW, read Angry saying something nice about me and that just set me off, I don't know it was a weird night I need sleep
>>36439158
Sorry?
you can say nice things whenever, I have the self esteem of a cactus

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>>36439698
Laura-chan is Cute-chan and we all root for her happiness

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>>36439698
Are cacti known for their low self-esteem?

>>36439698
>I have the self esteem of a cactus
I'm about as personable as one, must be why we get on.

>>36439678
Took the dankbait
>>36439685
I'm merely here to voice a different perspective on this mental circle jerk

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Well everyone I'm gonna be doing stuff with my aniki after we shower together. Might be gone for a while.

>>36439678
missed this. d'aww thank you

>>36439731
Alright, pity parties over, thanks for being so nice to me, I appreciate it
>>36439738
Cacti seem sad
>>36439776
I've got a hard time laughing at that...
>>36439787
Pretending to be retarded isn't funny

>>36439853
>shower together
Oh, have him use the showerhead on you!
Also have fun kissy, bye!

>>36439890
Better than being cucked by my mom

>>36439945
Yea.
I kid hugged me so that made a feel a bit better

>>36436062
>He was a fraud
True
>got laughed out
False
He'll be back eventually

>>36436194
>She's got a massive ego and shouldn't be posting
Hey fuck you, she doesn't have an ego and she can post if she wants

>>36436248
If he was real, he killed himself after his sister did the same

>>36440091
Were they bigger than you?

>>36439890
>I've got a hard time laughing at that...
Leave my shit jokes alone, bully.

Morning all

Quick bumpage

>>36439910
I know I'm an hour late but this kissy, if there's still time this
>>36440153
No, he's like 5 and hugs anything that let's him
>>36440162
Your waifu is a shit joke

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>>36440827
>Your waifu is a shit joke
Right, shorty, you've taken this too far this time. Bandit is a total shit. Hopefully he ends up with with a broken leg from some kind of beartrap. he might be about your height in a wheelchair

Did kissy chan post boobs, or what?

>>36441349
As the matter of fact she did and it became a huge shitshow

>>36441394
Yea leave the incest shit show thread alone right gais

Hey guys, I'm just going to put my opinion out there and let you all decide how you feel.

You guys need to stop.
>tripping without providing content that needs to be separated
>there is no reason for "Deer Guy," Anal, that fucking weirdo with basements, or Laura to trip
>none of them provide any topical content

You need to redirect the thread
>literal cam whoring occured last thread
>there was an argument about who should get Laura
>you guys are actually orbiting now
>get back on track and talk about what the thread is about

There are clearly a bunch of people who don't like the threads the way they are. If you guys want a community then make a discord or something, make it voice chat free if you're nervous. Things have gone too far. I can't even hop on late at night to see if there's anything interesting going on or if there was a good post. Seriously, what are you guys doing? Can you not see how you guys are trashing the threads? This used to be a fun and healthy community where lots of people shared their content, what is it now?

>>36441505
Odd that you loved the thread, the attention, and the "orbiters" when you were lying and the attention was all on you

>>36441505
>there is no reason for "Deer Guy," Anal, that fucking weirdo with basements, or Laura to trip
Deer Guy is just tripping to piss shitposters off. Anal has tried to take his trip off multiple times and just gets told to put it back on. The basement faggot just needs to stop posting, his shit isn't funny. I agree Laura doesn't need to trip, people know her posting style well enough anyway.
>topical content
There are 2 trips that are telling stories that are related to the thread currently and multiple anons. The threads are mostly on topic.
>you guys are actually orbiting now
The only orbiters I've seen so far are that retarded Britfag and the basement guy.
>there was an argument about who should get Laura
That shit needs to stop, I think it's mostly that basement fag though.
>This used to be a fun and healthy community
That's just wrong and you know it, this community has always been hated by the rest of the board and there was shitposting, orbiting and attention whoring from day one. It has just shifted from your characters on to the newer posters. As a final point I think it's ridiculous that you've had no problem with the threads until some bitch showed her tits and the attention wasn't on you or your characters. The "how was your day" shit seemed to be fine when it was aimed at you.

>>36441505
>>there is no reason for "Deer Guy," Anal, that fucking weirdo with basements, or Laura to trip
They were all here more or less since the begining minus basement guy who already said he's just messing around.
Also
>Complains about unnecessary tripping
>Has a trip on.

>>none of them provide any topical content
Wasn't a problem before, it isn't one now.

>>literal cam whoring occured last thread
Kinda an accident, more or less?

>>there was an argument about who should get Laura
>you guys are actually orbiting now
There was always orbiting, you just were too self-absorbed to realize.

>>get back on track and talk about what the thread is about
I think we have been more on track this whole week than we have been like in a month.

>tl:dr The thread is ok the way it is right now.

>>36441505
>healthy community centered around incest
KeK this is why I'm sticking around.

>>36441505
>shits up thread with fake stories
>instead of leaving with dignity you cause drama
>can't handle that attention isn't on you anymore
>tries to start drama again

Do you want people to dislike you? Because everyone has been pretty tolerant of your shit so far

>>36441505
Well, now we know who one of the Angry-chans is now

>>36439698
Well, I hope that optimism and upbeat attitude helps you in some way. Funnily enough, I always thought I came off annoying with how I act.
Honestly, I wasn't always like this, and I had a pretty negative outlook on life because of how annoying it got dealing with the feelings towards my sister. If I started posting here a year or two earlier, you'd probably think I was dumber than I already am.

I'll try to make anti-omnic stuff if it'll make you feel any better. Or take it as a thank you for the tip about the measurement. We're going to the mall after I get out of work and might try to find her ring size at the jewelry store. If it fails, I'll just buy more model kits as a consolation prize.

>>36441852
He's probably the one who reposted kissy chan's panty shot because he was assmad she got attention, which ended up shitting the thread up for hours. Her those pics and deleting then was fine until the repost happened.

>>36441864
Just avoid anymore flavored condoms

>>36441906
It's not like it's unexpected. I think several people called the Angry-chan/Story-chan connection several times already.

>>36441910
They weren't flavored, but the box sure made them look like they were sweet. Live and learn.

>>36441906
He should post it again.
This thread is a festering miasma already.

>>36441864
>I'll just buy more model kits as a consolation prize.
So wait you're not getting the ring?

>>36441991
You forgot your original trip :^)

>>36442008
u 2 faggotXd

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>>36442002
Guess I wondered that incorrectly. Sorry.
I just meant if I can't get her finger size, I'll just buy kits to help ease the failure. The ring plan is still on, whether or not I get the sizing right.

>>36442036
Noice, when is her birthday anyway?
And what's the plan to get her ring size without being found out? and what's the plan if she does find you out?

>>36442036
Just make sure to put it on a finger on her hand. Given your track record, I'm not sure where you'd try to slide the ring onto

>the literal legend of these threads makes a plea for change
>makes valid points and is not aggressive
>clearly avoids flaming and stays on topic to prevent anger and create thought
>all people do is attack the poster and refuse to accept their points
>literally defending a gross cam whore and a bunch of useless idiots tripping for no reason
>claims "B-B-BUT YOU DID THE SAME WHEN YOU POSTED"
>ignores that most of the time it was for effect of building her characters
>under the Soy_chan tag it has only happened a very small amount of times
>rarely would take focus
>often left after 2-3 posts
>all the threads are now is tripfags posting and talking to each other
>literally no content anymore
>b-b-b-but muh angry-chan

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>>36441068
>He's probably about your height in a wheelchair
Wow that was a
Low blow
>>36441770
The basement guy is joking 100% and the britfag only orbits shit waifus
>>36441864
>Thank you for the tip about the measurement
Timeout, did I give good advice? I'm gonna treat myself somehow
Hey, let's not talk about younger us, when I was maybe 9-12 I'd sit in my room and watch Military Channel all day because I was edgy as fuck. That's my confession for the day
And you don't come off as annoying, I'm worried I do the same but you're fun, don't ever change
as a testament to my autism I almost posted song lyrics, don't worry I pack a noose everywhere I go

>>36442113
Poor Story-chan. I almost feel bad for you. Almost.

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>>36442132
Stop pretending everyone is me, friendo.

>>36442161
It's really easy to fake those, friendo
He didn't even accuse you of samefagging. Why defensive?

>>36442161
It's ok Story-chan. You've blown your cover. Go ahead with your temper tantrums if you want. But you've lied for the last time to us

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>>36442057
Is it safe to give the day away? It's early next month.
And Laura suggested just to be blunt about it and ask for her fingers to get measured. Maybe with being so direct, it'll be taken as a joke. Hopefully. If I do get found out, then I don't know. I'll just deny as much as I possibly can.
>>36442091
I can't think of anywhere else it would accidently go on. But I'll try.
>>36442130
Edgy younger you sounds bretty cool. Thanks again, and you're pretty fun as well for an omniphobe. Never give up.

>>36442191
>people ruin the house she built
>fight her when she tries to make things better
>someone tries to do the whole "angry-chan is just one person and it's been her the whole time" bullshit
>"lol y so defensive"

It's surprising that she's the autistic one.

>>36442193
>But you've lied for the last time to us
>as he defends a fat camwhore who writes garbage tier doujin type stories

>I came by rubbing on his thigh
>real

LOL!

>>36442220
>Is it safe to give the day away?
Why wouldn't it be? I kinda doubt your sister is the only person who was born on the day she was born, regardless it's fine like that, you don't have to tell the day if you don't want to.

Looking forward to that update.

>>36442161
>Not having auto-update on
What is wrong with you
While I respect your opinion and agree with some of your points, I'm not taking my trip off anytime soon. If people start hating me, oh well.

>>36442220
>Is it safe to give the day away?
No, don't give out any personal information

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>>36442220
So my aniki took me out shopping and while we were out I suggested he get me a ring because I remembered your posts. He's gonna get me one next paycheck (yay)
Thanks for your stories

>>36442282
Hey why are you bullying me now? What did I do to you? I was one of the ones who said what you did wasn't a big deal.

>>36442335
POST PROOF ROLE PLAYING SCUM

>>36442282
>ruin the house she built
Yes, Imouto cuddler was the foundation for these threads but they've evolved past that. I appreciate her past contributions but lately she's become a little egotistical about how much she contributes. On a side note, there was even more fanwank about Lucy than there has ever been for any of the other stories here.

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>>36442282
The only thing that's changed since she left was the direction of the attention

I'm no mathematician but I think there are more anons posting on topic stories than there were before

Here's what really happened
>She builds house based on lies
>People forgive her when she says she's been lying the whole time
>Trips and blogposts after confessing and gives her life story and wrote an essay and a half about losing her virginity to some guy
>Has nothing left to post so complains that people in the thread are doing what she did

>>36442335
She (he?) Is just pissed that the "house that she built" suddenly isn't revolving around her, and intends to shit on everyone.

Notice how triggered they get when Angry-chan is thrown out there. Notice how they try to redirect to "lol it's not me" every chance they get. Notice how everyone is an orbiter.

Just toss Story in the Angry-chan pile, and move on with the thread

On a side note: what kind of ring did you have in mind?

>>36442289
It's just that someone was paranoid a few threads earlier and it got to me. But when I have time and where it's ready, I'll show it.
>>36442317
Yeah, guess I won't.
>>36442317
Hope the ring shopping goes well for you. And I'm glad you like hearing of my spergy adventures. Hope things are well on your side.

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>when that poster is seriously not me
>people think it is anyways

I just wanted to try and show you guys that you're actually not on topic at all anymore. Are focus used to be sharing stories and creating content. I'm not even blaming everyone else, it's that multiple people are taking advantage of others and aren't letting the thread get back to why it's here. There are so many people who could want to post here and could bring great stuff but they just leave because they see it's just a clubhouse. Just make a discord or something, you can still talk somewhere else.

>>36442532
>not on topic at all anymore
What on Earth are you on about? Sure, there's contentless posting in the downtime but we have at least 3 different stories running currently. I find it odd that you're choosing now of all the times to start complaining about the posting going on here.

>>36442532
>Trashes the last credibility she/he/they have
>Thinks anybody gives two flying fucks about thier opinion anymore

>>36442532
Again, I think that the threads have been more on topic in this week than they have been in a month.

> There are so many people who could want to post here and could bring great stuff but they just leave
I actually think we have been getting more one-off posters than before.

>but they just leave because they see it's just a clubhouse
Just stop, none of that ever bothered you before, not when you were IC/CG/Lucy/HSG and not after your reveal, why now?

>>36442398
I was hoping storychan became a regular poster but now I'm feeling a bit burned given my earlier support. Whatever, I'm just ignoring this from now on.

Anyways, I was thinking matching black gold rings 'cause it looks pretty. Dunno about the gem I want but I don't want anything too expensive

>>36442441
Aww thanks. We looked around today it was super fun minus the social anxiety attached. One of the employees at the jewelry store we went to assumed we were a couple hhnnnggg

I'm rooting for you though. I'm sure she'll love the ring

>>36442655
Black as in the metal, the gem, or both? Pics of what your looking at?

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>>36442532
Not everyone posts long running stories, there was the guy yesterday who was talking about commitment but said he didn't want to post, and the guy with the 2 younger sisters he did stuff with, and a lot of people leave a comment or two, there's a million "tfw no imouto" posts a thread. There's also the guy who's sister calls him gay or something like that, I don't think people get scared off or anything like that
>>36442220
I would kill young me

>>36442532
I see you posting a lot of opinions but not interacting with any responses, what's caused this shift in tone from how you used to post.

>>36442596
Who though? All I see is one person who unironically cam whored and no one else. I saw a guy post really interesting, on topic, stuff and only one person was replying to him. In the end he even said he wasn't coming back. Why did he say that? At the same time people were fighting over Laura.

I didn't care when people posting about whatever, whenever, because content was still able to be the focus, but now only this little community of Laura, Deer Guy, Anal, Kissy, and Beargguy just takes over everything. Kissy will churn out some little greentext or something occasionally, I'm not here to question her content, but she actually cam whored. Like come on, are we seriously defending a cam whore? Then beargguy tosses out some low quality update to be able to say he's on topic and then gets back to whatever. When I scroll through desuarchive to see what I missed and it's nothing but freakouts over some cleavage and a hand between a pair of legs there's a problem.

There's more overwatch and r6s talk than anything else.

I just want people to realize that we aren't sharing content anymore and things have gone too far.

>>36442719
How hard was it to keep lying through all those storylines? Did you write all your shit or did you need to plagiarize a lot of it?

This is good role playing trip fag thread we have going here guys.
Don't tear us apart plz

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>>36442676
I found something that's almost just like what I saw in the jewelry store. I-I think I found what jem I want on it now. That looks friggin pretty.

>>36442845
Holy fuck that's cool. How much does it run?

>>36442866
The one that I saw was $2,000 but it had a really expensive gem on it. I'm hoping to find something sub $1,000 and even then I feel that I'm not worth that much haha.

He gave me a $1800 spending cap but I really don't want to get something THAT expensive.

>>36442719
>In the end he even said he wasn't coming back. Why did he say that? At the same time people were fighting over Laura.
They were joking

>but she actually cam whored. Like come on, are we seriously defending a cam whore?
Says the actual whore who posted an off topic story about her getting fucked on a couch by a guy she barely knows
>Then beargguy tosses out some low quality update to be able to say he's on topic and then gets back to whatever.
Whoa there quality control, real life isn't as interesting as your fake stories

>There's more overwatch and r6s talk than anything else.
That's blatantly wrong, a lot of people here play Overwatch and once every now and then it works it's way into an otherwise on topic post as a side note and I can't remember the last time r6s was talked about outside of a sentence or two of waifu posting here and there

>I just want people to realize that we aren't sharing content anymore and things have gone too far.
A:you started the trip blogposts, you made your bed now lay in it
B:there's still a lot of content, just not yours

>>36442903
Damn, your gonna ring shame Brendan

>>36442719
The only r6s talk comes from me and Laura, it doesn't take up more than 2-3 posts, even so I apologise for posting off topic I guess. There is no takeover by the other trips, the only ones that have significant exchanges anymore are Kissy and Austria and even then, more than just the two of them are involved in the conversations. Nobody is defending what Kissy did, it was not the correct thing to do. I defend the fact that there is related content going on in these threads. The fighting over Laura was a joke that only happened once with everyone that was involved admitting that it was a joke. Your criticism of Bearguy is unfounded, nearly all of his posts are on topic in some way or another. It's very rare to see him post something that's 100% off topic. Austria, Kissy and Bearguy still post on topic content and I have seen more than a few anons post little tidbits about their relationship with their family. Sure, I think the fact that there is a higher concentration of trips here than normal does scare some anons but I can say 90% of them don't have anything worthwhile to post.
>>36442746
That's not how you engage with criticism, friendo. You're making us all look bad.

>>36442924
>Says the actual whore who posted an off topic story about her getting fucked on a couch by a guy she barely knows
Fuck you. She's had sex once because she was talked into it, doesn't care to do it again soon, and only described it because she was asked to.

>>36443030
Are you defending her now?

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>>36442926
I'm really aiming for about $750 tops. Hopefully less.

And can everyone else please calm down a little?