Let's have some fun. Post your picture and let me roast you.

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Someone call me a nigger then

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>>36427105
>tfw to ugly for /soc/

>>36427778
You look like like a Nigerian refugee who used his lips as a boat.

>>36427798
You have the jawline of a worm.

>>36428218
Wtf how did you know I was Nigerian, I got that exam time ruggedness going on

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I need a haircut, but I'm too lazy to drive and get one.

>>36428303
>exam time ruggedness
I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. Is it a saying of your tribe?

>>36427778

you literally look like the black version of me

>>36427778
>>36427798

> perfectly average

get the fuck out

>>36428352
you have to show me this wtf

>>36428349
You never had an education? Yikers

>>36428334
When you do get that haircut ask the barber to trim the nose too.

>>36428417
No. Unfortunately I couldn't afford the Ghetto University.

>>36428425
Fuck you got me. That's a good one.

Enjoy the (you)

>>36428595
Tweeny edge level desu

>>36427778
join a gang and fuck some hip hop beetchez

>>36428334
I have exactly the same sort of shitty hair.

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How can you criticize what is perfect?

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But what do you say to the completely unremarkable man?

Orgiginal

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>>36427105
Ok I'm bored let's go
>what could go wrong

>>36427778
You look you have a good head on your shoulder and look pretty aesthetic my man.

>>36428873
Man I would beat that bitch up straight up smash her nose in against the wall until her body starts twitching.

Spit on her and leave. Then we could see just how much hardship she endured to make retarded poser ass photos like that.

Wait wouldn't spit at her cause DNA

>>36428908
You look like if Ben Affleck forgot how to be handsome.

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Is this just a shilling thread?
if so I'll also drop my contact shit

[email protected]

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Please don't call me any names

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wheres my free appointed waifu?

>>36429050
Over at /soc/ pal you pass the aesthetic test. Now just shill yourself

>>36428991
Holy shit man that was good.

GG no re

>>36429050
You look like you have really high dexterity, high intelligence and low strength/stamina.

>>36427778
get out of here black chad

>>36428928
Stop turning your head, nobody wants to see those nasty sideburns.

>>36429050
Why am I not surprised to come across your face on the front page of /r9k/? Every time there's a chance to show your face to robots, you jump on it. Sort your life out mate.

>>36429130
>high dex
>high int
>low str
>low sta

No I am an HP pure. Fuck every other stat.

>>36429155
br? br? br? gib moni!

>>36429033
pretty cute

orriig

>>36428928
The black guy below the Op here, I have a friend who looks exactly like you and he gets like 10x more girls than us so

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WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS SIGHT A FUCKING CHAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36429033
You've gone cross eyed from all the cock you've been staring at, slut.

>>36429225
normies and chads have taken over /r9k/, have you only realised this now

>>36429225

>Be handholdless and never had a gf

>""""""Normie"""""""""

Fuck you

>>36429202
I've had girls approach me/show minor interest but I never do anything bc muh crippling anxiety

>>36429241
No, this is actually the first time I've been here in months. I just didn't realize it was this bad.

>>36429014
Your chin is frowning harder than your eyebrows.

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>>36427105
Ok then roast

>>36428379
Perfectly average minority is lower than ugly white tier

>>36429033
cute, hit me up if you want a white twink bf.

>>36429225
just because someone has good looks doesn't hes not a robot. good looks =/= happiness

>>36428928
DUDE. BUY SOME FUCKING OXY.

>>36429260
Last time I asked him how he does it he gave the cliche and unhelpful response 'im going to die one day and I'd rather have failures to my name than failed attempts' and then something about silencing the internal mental battle between wants and logic holding him back before death silenced it

Godspeed

>>36429233
this is why you guys don't have girlfriends

>>36429225
Good looking people are just more likely to post pictures of themselves.

>>36429345
>failures =/= failed attempts
>logic???

>>36429258
>>36429304
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NIGGERSSSS

>>36429050
Next time you're shaving your unibrow, do the beard aswell. It's thinner than your lips.

>>36429404
>shave
I tweese. One of my ex gfs showed me a couple times and then i went out and got tweezers now yeah. stopped shaving that area. Also stubble gonna stubble

>>36429358
You're not just A fag. You are THE fag. The fag to outfag all other fags. I bet you put chrome rims on your 1999 Honda Civic with your mom's money. I bet you dropped out of high school after failing the GED. I bet you fucking vape. I bet you dm random chicks on twitter sending them pics of your painfully average 5.5" dick.

>>36429276
That house is more aesthetic than you.

>>36429476
About 70% accurate, except the school thing, the vaping and that I drive an old BMW. Literally my mom's old car so you got that right, also dick size.
Not bad my dude

>>36429506
Lol nice one. It's actually mini castle from 18th century worth half a million or so. Not that big of insult, considering.

>>36429276
The satellite behind you is having as much trouble hanging on as your hairline

>>36427778
You are a negro. I hope you know that.

>>36429373
*not attempting in the first place
*logic as in calculating the probable negative outcome of a move and using that as a justification to silence a want/need/desire, getting rid of that thought process entirely

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Step aside, bitches, chad coming through!

>>36429594
Ohhhh and I love every minute of it

>>36428928
Hummm yes very robot

>>36427778
You're black Chad

>>36429358
You look like Tommy Hilwigger.

>>36429654
You look like the white version of Big Quint haaaaaa (not bad looking though)

>>36429050
>>36429276
>>36429358
Not fucking robots, LEAVE THIS BOARD!

>>36427778
Nigger, you probably have an 8 pack. Without trying.

>>36429654
That shirt is the pinkest thing you'll ever touch

>>36429734
I don't know what that means, English is not my mother tongue. Is that some kind of allegory for vaginas?
Come on, baby, look at me... You really think I'm straight?

>>36429679
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
>text cues point to yes
>my face points to no

>>36429654
Your lips look like a prolasped anus.

>>36429764
If you were really gay you'd shave your pubes. The ones on your face.

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The angle tho.

>>36429841
You look like you just got gassed by Assad.

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>>36429793
It's just a duckface, you tosser.
You're just jealous of me, admit it

>>36429829
Lets be honest, that's a better beard than most of us can grow. That hairline, on the other hand...

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>>36429358
repostan because you weren't quick enough to delet

>>36429860
You shut that whore mouth of yours. Being bald is manly and sexy.

>>36429706
>lumps me in with one of the most attractive robot (arguably gay tho) ITT
I feel honoured and surprised anon. Diky

>>36429775
I'm saying you look like a typical robot. Read that as you may.

>>36427778
I'm sorry sir I dont have any change

>>36429829
My beard is the only thing I like about me. And it serves as a dick repellent, which is very useful when you're trying to focus on your studies.

>>36429940
Your face is a dick repellent already, you don't need anything else.

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>>36427105
This is me right before I fight in the world tournament

>>36429957
That's so fucking mean, I'm going to abandon this shit thread because of you. I ain't come here to hear this sort of shit. If I wanted to hear this sort of shit I would've stayed in school

>>36429940
What are you studying? How aids affects balding manlets?

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Hi guys, me again.

>>36429984
Lmao it's literally a roast thread what did you expect

>>36429998
Trying to get into medical school. No aids yet and I'm 180 centimeters tall. Don't know how much that is in freedom units.

>>36430014
You look like a tentative skinhead.

>>36430016
>roast thread
>dont get roasted

idk...

>>36430019
5'9". Yep, manlet.
Original.

>>36429998
Besides, baldness is growing further everyday. I believe I only have two more years of hair.

>the nigger and the faggot can't take their insults like a man
I'm shocked.

>>36430066
It's 5'11 you filthy lier. I'm taller than most people in my country.

>>36430066
180cm is 5'11 bro

>>36429856
That made me chuckle.>>36430014
>>36429998
U look alright but sort of mean. 5/10
>>36429276
European looking. 6/10
>>36429050
8.5/10 based on face aesthetics.
>>36428908
7/10

I'm sad all the time and have no friends please give me attention

>>36428334
i think your hair is cute

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do not say anything negative please

>>36430330
ur fat lelelel xd

>>36430330
You look like a human square.

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>>36430372
you have activated mine defense mechanism

>>36430330
You do realise you can't get /fit/ without losing fat, right? Bearmode is just a meme.

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You can't roast what is perfect.

>>36430421
one day i'll get lean but idk

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>>36430453
oh contraire

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>>36430453
>>36430491
McEbin poast

>>36430484
Every day that passes, the chance of you dying alone increases. Don't procrastinate and wait for life to hand you shit like so many people on this board.

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>>36430491
Y-you monster!

>>36430539
>getting lean somehow has connection to NOT dying alone
Autism logic everyone.

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hehe... hooooo....

Please no more muting.

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uuuuuh


???? lol?

>>36430798
A R B Y S WE HAVE THE MEATS!!

>>36430818
This guy is probably the only real robot here

>>36430742
>be anon
>be fat fuck
>for some reason, women don't want to fuck him
>head to /fit/ for some advice on how to get in shape
>goes straight to /plg/
>gains a lot of muscle, but still high bodyfat
>in fact, the power lifting makes it worse because now grils confuse the muscle for even more fat, seeing as it's surrounded in fat
>Anon lacks the self control to stop eating like a pig, and has started eating more to "bulk up"
>still a fat fuck

why are there normans here

this isnt right.

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>>36430881
you want more, baby?

>>36430818
holy shit dude I actually feel bad for you

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>>36430933
shut ur ass post you're face so i can bully ur ass too give me your phon number

>>36430330
Get a beard seriously

>>36430951
Are you autistic? My friend's brother used to be just like this and he was autism.

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>>36430951
>No other sizes of this image found.
autisim is a hell of a drug

>>36430887
>caring this much about pussy you build your entire life and body around attracting it
>being this autistic in replying even though I'm not even the anon from the pic
>99% of fit still cries about no gf
>none of this has ANUYHING to do with dying literally alone
Autism.

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>>36431037
i dont take drugs... im natty

>>36431086
that anon is clearly trying to get /fit/ mate, but he's doing it all wrong. Literally everything we do in life is for the biological purpose of reproducing, and i'm trying to help someone stop scaring off pussy. If he continues at this rate, he could well die alone.

>>36430039
I'm a nice boy who wouldn't hurt a fly.

>>36431096
Seek help, insanity has taken over you

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>>36427105
Roast me then op.

>>36431096
who's taking these pictures? The camera keeps moving location.

>>36431096
>I don't take drugs
You should. Mood stabilisers.

>>36429276
Your hairline looks about as good the paint on the wall behind you. 3/10.

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>>36430951
>mfw

For oeginialita5

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>>36431250
Do i half to anser?

>>36427778
>>36428334
>>36429014
>>36429033
>>36429050
>>36429276
>>36429874
>>36430798


NORMIES
LEAVEE

RIGHTNOWWWWW OHM YGOD LEAVEEEE

>>36431325
Post peenus
Also are you pure or have you been tainted by female flesh?

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>baby face
>JUST eyes
>perpetually sideways

Hard mode: don't use any of the above

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Cut my life into pedasos

Es me ultimo resort

>>36431407
You look like a frog who is celebrating st. Patrick's day.

>>36431449
Aren't frogs always celebrating St. Patrick's Day?

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>>36431398
yese i have touchde

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>>36431260
>tfw robots talk shit about your hairline
I honestly don't understand. You want the hair to grow out of forehead or what the fuck?

>>36431488
Please post moooreeee.

I want to see the little hole in the penus.

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a-at least i'm tall

>>36431605
Cr1tkal?

>>36431407
That picture was way too big for my comfort. You are one obviously gay queer. I bet you were born backwards. If you were an insect, you'd be an asshopper. Fucking disgusting hair and lips god dam. The gay pride parade's new flag is your face. The rainbow just wasn't gay enough.

God why did I look at that image? I feel like I should run the antivirus. Of COURSE the gay dude doesn't know which way is up either. You're why mace was invented. If I knew I had to be in a building with you in it, I would have to wear a hazmat and rubber suit to keep sterile from that grease that all faggots are covered in. God damn I bet your rectum is like one of those waving tube men. This is one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life.

>>36429050
Wait where are your lips are you biting them or are they actually that small holy shit

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>>36431750
Originole

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>>36427105
where to i sign up to end my life

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>>36431881
i think ur cute.

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Just end me, goyim

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Pls don't be bad with me just because I'm a girl male

>>36432051
hi h3h3

>>36431928
>windows phone

Bruhh

>>36432101
better than the iPhone 7

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been a long time since I posted

>>36432186
You look like a gayer Omar Mateen.

>>36432186
Shawn King but actually wants to be white

>>36432186
By the look of your head you're a complete brainlet

>>36432228
I am white anon

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>>36432267
lol alright melano buddy, whatever your mom tells you to say since shes too ashamed that your black dad ran away and fears telling you the truth

>>36432336
why did it autocorrect mulatto

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I dare you to find even ONE flaw.

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>>36427105
Do your worst, fgt

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>>36432401
That's right, I didn't think so.

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I'm going to regret this.

>>36432499
That's what he said just before fucking you.

>>36432499
YES! I'm >>36430798

I hardly see any black fembots.

>>36429276
Haha, someone left there sideburns at home..

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>>36432438
This is the ideal maIe body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance Iooks like.

>>36432499
>>36430798
>tfw no nubian gf

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>>36427778
You're a fucking handsome young man who has a lot of potential in life :)

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>>36427105
okay original x2

>>36432575
surprised that was an original comment

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>>36432694
>He doesn't know l from I

>>36429033
Please be in Norcal

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remember to inject THC with a spotter in case you overdose and pass out!

only use clean needles!

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I already get roasted here so won't be anything new

>>36432762
It's eastern european harry styles

>>36432513
Probably. I likely qualify as the type of crazy people don't wanna stick their dick into.

>>36432550

For good reason. With all the racism and sexism and awfulness on board it's rarely worth it to mention race/gender

>>36432598
I'm really gay but she might be out there waiting, Anon!

>>36432739
>tfw this one would probably be cute without all the retarded filters

>>36432777
Checked. Close, im southern euro

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>>36432694
This is the ideal maIe body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance Iooks Iike.

>>36432826
Yeah, I could tell from your tacky jewellery.

>>36429654
Hey man, I know it's hard but growing a beard won't stop you balding, if anything it just looks like your beard is stealing hair from your head

>>36431096
Anon is a god among men and you filthy mortals should bask in his glory

>>36431928
you have a very feminine face

ever consider becoming a qt gril?

>>36432883
Why do americans not wear jewlery? The crosses are my baptismal and the unicorn was given to my dad from an ex girlfriend in college. He gave it to me before he died.

>>36432070
>I'm a girl (male)
no way
far too cute

>>36431446
Me soy so sorry....

>>36431928
Are you a trap perchance?

roigainio

>>36431446
>those eye bags
Jorge Soros?

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>>36432883
Leave my tacky Greek bf alone, right now!

>>36431605
Lol, blue steel is gay.

>>36432436
There's like nothing good looking about your face. Congratulations.

>>36432887
And what else I can do, smartass? I can't make my hair stop falling. I'm not letting my beard grow because of my baldness. I'm doing it because I like my beard, that's all.

>>36429225
Lel. Noone in here is a chad except maybe >>36429050 but he strikes me more as hipster douche.

>>36431605
Fuck off chad. Fuck OFF
pls be my boifriend

>>36433052
Wait you know im greek?

>>36432051
Show pinto, aka penis

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>>36433128
Yes I know quite a bit about you, desu.

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>>36433193
Haha im curious as to what else you know

>>36432762
Harry styles called
He wants his hair back

>>36430798
Did you get with that asian guy yet or what

>>36433240
Hes so attractive thats more of a compliment really

>>36433086
Get triggered bra

>>36433229
Nothing really, just that you're cute, seem like a nice guy, and post your pics a lot.

>>36433364
Oh well thanks. I thought you were one of the posters from back in the day. Ive been posting myself for about 4 years now and made a small group of friends on here

>>36432436
I don't wanna. I just want to tell you it'll all be allright if you just clean that skin somehow.

I have backne and it's the reason I gave up 10 years ago. I'm fairly attractive otherwise so I had attention from women but I always refused cause insecurity about my gross impure body.

The one thicccc girl who wouldn't take no for an answer didn't mind at all. 5 years didn't mind.

My point is you CAN find a grill who will be able to look past that gross shit. Still better to get rid of it though.

Don't give up mate, I love you and you got my spiritual support or something.

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Feels good being UNROASTABLE

>>36433429
>I'm fairly attractive otherwise

What if you weren't?

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Ugliest robot has entered the thread.
God I don't have the courage to burn it yet.

>>36433389
Have you ever posted benis during that time ?

>>36433538
Nope Ive never sent nudes to anyone. Not my thing really.

>>36433446
Then I have personality. Or cockiness. Narcissism. Psychopathy.

It all works, combined or not.

>>36433485
>implying that this is ugly
If you're really a robot you must be seriously fucked in the head because you're definitely above average looking.

>>36433485
7/10

out nigger

>>36429732
His ancestors tried for him.

>>36433485
*Whistles* FIVE O! IT'S THE FIVE O
*shuffling of bikes*

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>>36431605
FUCK. OFF.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING BITCH
YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36433609
Eh I don't know m8. He has serial killer face, I could see him creeping people the fuck out.

>>36433582
Kek.
Nice one

12344321

>>36433565
>above average
Maybe for Latinos but I don't know about the true average
And yeah I'm pretty fucked up in some aspects.
>>36433576
>7/10
I feel like that's way too high.
Maybe if I fixed my nose, but yeah.

Oh and out of curiosity, what do you think its my ethnic mix?

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>>36433440
I think you meant UNSTABLE

>>36429033
Ashley?
Orig

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>>36433748
>UNSTABLE

YOU TAKE THAT THE FUCK BACK

>>36429033
Get a nose job, its flatter than a pancake. Also your nasolabial folds are disgusting, get some fillers.

>>36434013
Now that's just mean anon.
Original.

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8/10 Chad here, come to bring this thread back to life

Hit me with your best shot bitches

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>>36433961
What yer gon do bout it matey?
U startin trubl?

>>36434121
You're actually cute. Show benis.

>>36434155
I already told you to piss the fuck off my board, you fucking hipster normalfaggot!
show ur penis pls

>>36434155
Woah, he smokes cigs.

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>>36434121
boi get outta here with that 8/10 bullshit you sid looking cousin fucking white trash gorilla

>>36434182
Are you a female (female) ?

doot doot dadeedadeedoo

>>36427778
Can you please black me
I'm 5'1

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>>36434218
>8/10 bullshit you sid looking cousin fucking white trash gorilla

At least I'm not a virgin

>>36429050
fuck off mercury

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>>Greek Babyface :3

>>36434203
Are you sure? Nobody called me hipster before
w-why you wanna see IT?
>>36434204
Ey fuck you man that inhalation timing took effort!

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>>36434280
>Greek
>Not hairy

>>36433440
>Chris Chan if he was a normie

>>36434262
whats youre point? im not either

>>36434280
apo pou eisai?

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>>36434280
Dyydhdhfjdh

>>36427778

you look familiar anon. do you go to Berkeley?

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aight go ahead roast me

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aight go ahead roast me2

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>>36434346
>if he was a normie

>>36434352
I've fucked a lot of sisters maybe I fucked yours too

>>36434452
nai kala my imouto is only into me

>>36434484
I had your imouto sending me photos last night

>>36434452
I think the sister-fucking ended when your dad fucked his.

>>36428928
inxy??

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>>36427105
Roast me

Original

>>36434504
pics or it didnt happen buddy ;P

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>>36434531
>Roast me
>Eats roast beef

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>>36434504
This look familiar lad?

BBBBRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP

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>>36434531
HEY HEY HEY
it's white Albert

>>36434570
nigga if my sister had an ass like that I would be all over her.
shes a young little white girl. tsk tsk anon

>>36431096
>>36430951
>>36430930
>>36430818
>blue shoes
This is literally a trip fag on fit. There are videos of him squatting on Jew tube.

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i know the eye looks bad but trust me it only happened with this pic for some reason pls no bully.

>>36434619
Even black and white plus a girly angle couldnt save you

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>>36434619
>he has freckles

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>>36434619
Ooh, we doing gay angle shots?

>>36434522
What/who tf is inxy

>>36429276
Skallagrim/10

>>36434619
>when you spend 4 hours getting the photo juuuuuuuust right only to say
Ey I know the eye looks weird

>>36431407
Don't know if you're a dude or a chick but I think I want to fuck you.

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>>36434652
Shit I hope so! Can't be late to the party

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Someone gimme a hug dammit

>>36431605
Hey, Justin here!

>>36427778
you look like you're a good person anon

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>>36434121
>8/10
Nah mate
>4/10

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>>36434638
I don't know what you're talking about anon, I've gotten laid
Unlike (You)

>>36434641
>not having freckles

>>36434652
>tfw too intelligent to be unironically gay

this is some extreme bullying, i specifically requested the opposite of this >:'(

>>36427798
You're damn right. /soc/ is for roasties and qt bois

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>all these serious pictures

>>36434903
Damn, this nigger smokes. Didn't know who we were dealing with. And a leather jacket. Fuck.

>>36428334
Fucking chads on /r9k/. If you can't get a qt gf then what hope do I have

>>36434893
>that's the joke
I hope you aren't ugly cause you're already stupid

>>36429033
Nice pic of your facebook friend

>>36429050
Forget what other people have said, you are not a chad or anything above a 6. You have a skinny face, which probably means you have a small frame and are a twink. Unless you are actually gay, you will never find what you are looking for. No qt will ever get the tingles for you, and your best bet is to make some cash and get some of that starfish sex a few times a year. Hopefully your semi attractive wife will produce offspring that will be more built and better suited to mate in the jungle of the modern day sexual marketplace.

>>36429014
Kek you look like maze runner.
Lit trally tumblr nose

>>36435076
>starfish sex
not him but I'm interested in this tell me more

>>36430014
You look like you talk like eugene from TWD

>>36430409
MASAKA

B-BAKAMONO

>>36434996
If you were attempting sarcasm then your tone didn't translate into text in an understandable way.
>lmao it's a prank bro

>>36435097
>girl lays like a starfish during sex
>starfish sex

>>36431325
Ayo dam
Shia leBUFF

>>36431531
MARRVVVV

>>36434903
>mark wahlberg with aids

>>36431694
he looks literally nothing like cr1tikal

cr1tikal is a beady eyed manlet with dark hey and a shoddy beard and some shitty tribal tattoos

>>36432436
You are my nigga.
Iike your style

>>36435149
no one should give really interesting names to really boring things

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Yeah I am fucked up.

>>36433485
Stop holding your face like a fucking retarded person

>>36433961
Reakky angry ribbit movung at incredbly hihg speed

>>36435202
You got a small ass head yo

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>>36435202
>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humor

Unoriginal adjectives you've used to describe yourself

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You can't rost me if I am incorporeal

>>36428334
Holy shit, teenage M. Night Shyamalan.

>>36434941
Dementor?
Suck my painis

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>>36435202
This me without autistic head tilt and smile, also shorter hair.

>>36434822
Hug the popcorn ceiling

>>36435202
Whatever you are doing with the angle of your head/hair is terrifying. Like your head likes twice as tall as it should be. It's like you could fill in a chefs hat with that head. Look pretty fit, but damn that head is weird as hell. Do you have a big brain to fill in all that space? Also you have a rapist face. If I was a girl, and you looked at me, I would call the police or prepare to commit suicide before you got any nearer. If you were ever on a wanted list, the only description necessary would be "man with the extra long head"

>>36435271
too late to make collumbine look like a fucking joke

>>36427778
You look like above average black person

>>36435281
>extra long
Klicked kek

>>36435134
I wasn't at all but the guy you responded to was. Again I sure hope you aren't both ugly and stupid.

>>36435200
>interesting names
>starfish sex

Have you ever seen a starfish? How could starfish sex be imagined to be interesting? Like someone gets on there feet and hands while sprawled out like a spider while they get pounded in the butt?

>>36435345
Well I was just imagining fucking a giant starfish

>>36435352
Forgot where I was for a bit. Thanks for reminding me.

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Please be gentle, gentlefams.

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>>36427105
You know u would

>>36435318
I didn't realize you weren't the same guy. Do consider the fact that you may be giving him too much credit.

>>36435367
screamer alert

p.s
didn't even flinch desu

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My face is getting rounder and every time I look in the mirror I feel a little bit more pain than last time.

And no, getting memed did not work for me.

>>36435271
You look like the reason Trump got into office.

>>36435271
>Tfw even immigrants can own guns in America.

>>36435367
Simply ebin.

>>36435379
No way he's that un self aware.

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Femanon here.

I'm from Ukraine btw, not Russia.

>>36435401
bruh i loved you in that show modern family, your sister is hot

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don't roast me too hard

silly boys <3

>>36435453
>Brush your teeth.
>Stay away from the sun, too much tan can be bad.
>Do squats

>>36435464
I've gotten that once or twice.

>>36435453
Took a trip there they eh? Ah u say Ukraine

>>36435401
You could be a pokeball for halloween.

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>>36432499
Hey are you from NYC? You look like a girl I know.

>>36431407
Completely honest: I can't tell if you're a man or a woman

>>36435453
>>36435486
Why
>please disregard the greentext, it is only for originality purposes

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>>36435524
That's the best response I've ever gotten to one of these, thank you.

>>36435563
>why
Autism of course

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>>36432804
>With all the racism and sexism and awfulness

kill yourself nigger

>>36433485
5/10 at worst, faggot. You're average, not ugly.

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Try me, faggots.

>>36435727
John?
>not original

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>You will never marry Max Stirner.
>You will never love each other (egoistically.)
>You will never run a milk shoppe together.
>You will never alienate your potential customers together.
>You will never caress his copious forehead.
>You will never lose your milk business and get sent to debtors' prison together.
>You will never unconsciously uncover yourself in the night and disgust him with your sight so that he will confide to his barfly acquaintances that he never wants to touch you again.
>You will never have his magnum opus dedicated to you with (egoistic) love.
>You will never die in childbirth with Max Stirner's stillborn seed.

Why live?