/britfeel/ making a new thread for lazy lads edition

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truck boys show up to a little get together i was having uninvited
I knew buying bud light was a bad move, they must have smelled it, but hey I'm on a budget
after they drank all the bud light they left with my girlfriend out the back door
I call my girlfriends cell phone I discover its on the back porch with the ringtone changed to "Dixie on my mind"
truck boys man
dang

You guys like Pixies?

You guys ever been in a men's locker room?

cute japanese girls are the only thing that makes me smile nowadays

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Don't go to sleep, study Chinese

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>>36425282
Anti forced meme hit squad
>>36425337
take it boy

>>36425322
Doolittle is a good album

>whos that gut lord marching?
>you should cut down on your pork life mate
>get some exercise

>>36425322
When I was a teenager, just like everyone else
>>36425337
Not exactly but every week we played rugby at school and changed and showered together

>>36425365
You like watching films about gladiators?

>>36425386
Here's a (you) because I got that reference.

Chinese I had was shite. Half a mind to make myself sick and have something tastier desu

>>36424092
there's nothing quite as charming as the accents around here. always makes me smile to here 'a'up me duck.' do you like it where you are now though?

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It wasn't the food

>>36425461
yeah do it lad, that'll show em

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Amazing friday night lads.

After work I drove to Gloucester Services Southbound on the M5. Pic related. Really amazing services, owned by the same people as Tebay, but I don't usually go because it's small and doesn't attract a lot of truckers.

Tonight I got lucky. I met a big hair guy called Phil. He called himself "Famous Phil" and right away he knew what I was looking for. He said he's into twinks. I licked my lips and walked away, he followed me right into the disabled toilet.

Bent me over and fucked me with my teeshirt and jacket still on and my jeans down at my ankles. I usually insist on safe sex but it was so brutal that I couldn't stop to make him put on a condom, so he did it raw.

After he came he got angry and hit me, then told me that he "isn't a faggot" then left. I stayed in there and cried for a bit, worried about stds, then I started to smile because I knew deep down I liked the rough treatment.

Had a coffee and cornish pasty in their wonderful Farm Kitchen restaurant, and then drove home.

>>36425500
Might just have a cuppa and wait til tomorrow for a do over. Then it'll be a Tesco caesar wrap and a Subway

do you fellas reckon phones have made people more anxious? i mean because if you do something incredibly stupid there is always a chance that someone will record you

>>36425529
holy shit look at the fat fuck in that picture, the food there must be great, is that you anon?

I studied Chinese for a whole hour once cost me 90 gbp ffs.

>>36425529

This really really is a shitty forced meme

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They wish I would go ahead and fuck my life up
Can't let them get to me.
And even though I always fuck my life up.
Only I can mention me.
>feel of the day

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Don't have homosexual intercourse

>>36425557
i get mad paranoid when someone's phone is is pointed at me on the bus or whatever. so yes.

>>36425567
No I'm more of a twink.

>>36425529
>Had a coffee and cornish pasty in their wonderful Farm Kitchen restaurant, and then drove home.
It's the post-buggery pasty that really rounds out this service station review for me.

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new dawn of war looks like a complete meme lads

why is the RTS genre so dead

>>36425557
Yes. The moment anyone starts doing g anything interesting in life now someone starts recording. Annoying as fuck.

>>36425618
>why is the RTS genre so dead

Looks like a traditional RTS from what I've seen lad

>>36425618
Cause it (d)evolved into MOBAs and traditional RTSs just look like high res games from the early/mid 2000s

>>36425618
Idk lad. On the bright side sc1 has just been released for free with an update.

>>36425604
I like the review, but not complicit in the goings on.

>>36425604
It really is great for service station food. It's owned by a smaller, independent company who only operate a few of the best services in the UK.

Just Tebay, Gloucester, and they also own a cinema in Penrith weirdly.

>>36425639
yeah, exactly. its like people cant just enjoy the moment anymore.

ive heard of people who have got their phones out to start recording someone because they started dancing at a sit off while everyone else was just being boring

>>36425489
yes and no in South Yorkshire Went for a walk in Peaks today Great but where I live is a shithole Some great people but loads of filthy thieving scum

>>36425654
really? compared to the original it looks like a MOBA or starcraft

the map design is god awful, hardly any grime or gore and it looks like a cartoon

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>>36425282
White girls are HYPED edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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Move into an urban area

>>36425703
I was comparing it to DoW2 tbqh, I doubt any RTS will ever compare to the original DoW. My only complaint is 3 armies but it'll probably get shit out the ass of DLC like the original did which will add them

>>36425690
You are a strange man and I like you, but I am worried for you.

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Black girls are easy edition

Oh, it's great being white in a Zulu neighbourhood

>Zulu boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates Zulu guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY Zulu girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful white...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS3cpZIPFlU

>>36425690
Rownhams services on the M27 has just had a big refit, noodles, McDonald's, WH Smith and toilets!!

>>36425751

It's had McDonalds for years, but there is that massive tunnel to get to it, which is a hassle. I'd rather just use the foodcourt on the Westbound side, rather than take the massive Journey to the McDonalds.

>Virtually no waifuposting
>Virtually no tranny shit
>Loads of new forced memes

/britfeel/ is heaven right now, a real golden era.

>>36425698
shit, i love going up the peaks. its so beautiful up there. i feel lucky to have such nice countryside relatively close. i know what you mean though about thieves and shit. swad seems to be getting more of those now too.

>>36425808
plenty of bait still around though, lads

>>36425741
I'm unironically thinking about watching this. Looks like some good old fashioned racism you dont see on British screens

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Oh in other news I found the facebook of a guy who fucked me at Corley Services on the M6 last month.

Surprise surprise, he has a wife. I won't disturb his family, but it saddens me that he'd betray his wife, and somehow I feel betrayed too even though it was just a seedy chub up at a motorway services.

>>36425751
Will check it out next time I'm down that way, it's a bit far south for me to be on my usual rounds but I occasionally drive quite far so I'm sure I'll be there at some point.

>always delay washing my face and almost dread it
>takes me 60 seconds
why cant I into basic hygiene?

>>36425848
Oh really he told you his full name before he bummed you?

>>36425783
It has, I was simply adding to the "services" that are now available. U can drive up the "access" road and switch sides! Not in a forty footer tho I must add! Also now available are 500 pound fruitys and fresh food (in case the truckers don't like fried shit)

>>36425842

It's good, I think the people who made it were SJW types trying to push something, but there are quite a few redpills in it (niggers try to steal off the white guy about 5-6 times in the film)

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Fucking Truck boy aint no Tranny

I wish I had straight pubes, lads. Or no bubes, I guess

>>36425869
I saw his fuel card on the table in the cafe, then he told me he lived in Stockport when we were chatting. Was easy to find him.

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How are you voting then boys?
Are you gonna bother?

>>36425880
Hopefully we can talk about this without it turning into a another row. I would have thought no one in S.A was blind to how fucked the country is at this point?

>>36425917
>Are you gonna bother?

Bingo

>>36425876
>U can drive up the "access" road and switch sides!

So you can, but I have to say, that sounds extremely devilish, it's like de facto junction, if you wanted to swap carriageways for any reason.

A nice hidden Easter egg few people are aware of I'm sure.

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>>36425706
>TFW 0 replies no dubs

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>>36425917
Based Kwasi, of course.

>>36425917
labour, init lad.

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>>36425917
>tfw socially conservative but left wing
Probably Labour, with not a great deal of enthusiasm

>>36425928
Did I really need to ask?

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>>36425917
Spoiled ballot, lad.

>>36425954
I'm the total opposite lad. Socially liberal but right wing. Imagine we shared a flat, eh?

tfw no chubby polish mummy gf lads

>>36425954
You've eloquently summed up how I feel lad

>>36425977
That would get a solid 3 seasons on ABC

>>36425921

Thats true, part of the whole film was that it was tackling taboo issues, both the interracial relationship, and the obvious fact that SA is crime ridden and all whites have to live in barbed wire locked communities.

I actually watched this film with a Zulu girl I was dating once

>>36425917
Usually Ukip, give Mother Theresa a go if manifesto is good

>>36425977
Bet you bum Blaire dakis you neo-con country destroyed

>>36425940
The conservative for my area is a blackie too

>>36425725
Lots of RTS btfo dow. Its not even a proper rts

>>36425966
Still working on that stamp idea. Not sure how to get a gondola logo though

>>36425741
*cuts to scene of zulu murdering a white family*

>>36426047
I don't think you'd need a stamp, lad. He's not exactly difficult to draw.

>>36426032
>blacks with African names
>female leaders
which party is the bigotted one again?

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>>36425977
We'd probably get on tbqh. There aren't many people that share my views so I'm used to shutting up about things, most of my mates hold libertarian type views.
>tfw no britfeel flat
>>36426007
It's a hard life lad

>>36426066
It is unbelievably easy for me to fuck something up

>wanking to 45 year old asian milf getting fucked
>she farts
>i'm not even disgusted

deeper down the rabbit hole we go

>>36425917
Have to vote for a mayor first and we get two choices. Was thinking about voting for both the Green Party and English Democrats despite both of them being shit for different reasons

>>36426070
The one for my area has a Christian first name and some African last name. That seems to be the common setup

>>36426093
You haven't even reached the entrance if that milf has a pussy

get to fuck, the lot of yous

>>36426128
loose enough to fit a rabbit in

>>36426128
I wank to trannies all the time lad, now milf trannies is too far for now

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>>36426132
*truck boys pull up*
*throw you in truck*
truck boys

Everyone stop what you are doing right now

There is a VERY important video for us all to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzbkGXUFaiY

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>>36425917
probably not going to bother this time but conservative if I had to.
changing pms half way through brexit negotiations would be a bad move.

>>36426155
Trap teens are the best

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>>36426197
*truck boys driver into and over you*
*reverse back over you*
*throw you in truck*
truck boys

>>36426245
do they ferry peeps to the runthole?

>>36426232
>not wanting to see what Corbyn does in power for the keks

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>>36426232
>post-EU referendum
>voting UKIP under any circumstances

>>36426245
Truck Boy Pride

>>36426232
>Voting for Paul Nuttals

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>>36426334
>Corbyn somehow gets into power
>he puts all the tories and blairites in the gulag
>we're all standing in line for bread and potatoes

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>>36426330
*truck boys pull up*
*grab you by your runt legs*
*hand you a bud light and throw you into the truck runthole*
truck boys

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>>36426197

This video made me feel

China's attitude is
>Take what position we find ourselves in
>Work to improve it at least somewhat
>Take the new slightly improved position
>Improve some more.
>repeat
>Don't interfere in the rest of the world
>Improving China is our sole purpose

If it works, maintain it, if it's broken, try to fix it.

>>36426390
Nothing like a good chip butty

>>36426232
Imagine voting in a certain way because of a picture posted on here that commands you to. Christ.

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>>36426390
>potatoes and bread are free
>education is free
>milk is free

oooooh heaven is a place on earth

Who else here /toodepressedtowank/? It's too far fetched for me to even imagine myself getting sex.

Got a place in a student flat for when I start in september. I'm 4 years older than them all.

Evens I make friends
Odds the bully me and I want to kill myself even more

>>36426390
i just cant imagine jezzer getting in power. i feel like i could do pretty much anything like sit off on the dole for the next 5 years. it will be bliss if he get in power

>>36426487
It'll be ok provided you smoke weed

>>36426463
>you get one potato and slice of bread a week
>school is just reading der kapital over and over
>milk is skimmed

>>36426487
Kek knows all.

>>36426508
More like you'll be sent to a corbyn "work camp"

>>36426510
Nah fuck skimmed milk i'm voting con

>>36426487
If you play your cards right you could be the boss of the house and the one they all look up to.

>>36426486
Imagine being married but sleeping in separate rooms

I am seriously considering writing to Xi.

What do you think the chance of him replying is?

>>36426576
That's literally how my parents live.

>>36426577
0.000001% at most. Unless you send a letter that is legitimately interesting to the leader of an entire fucking nation

>>36426553
mummy may will give cravendale to every good lad

>>36426589
Are you my son? It's highly likely!

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>>36426577
About the same chance as winning a fight with a truck boy after he's had a fresh cold bud.

>>36426487
I'm older and starting in Sept too

god help us not really bothered about friends though, just going to smash my studies and get on with it

>>36426576
This is you? Why? Why is this a thing?

>>36426529
lol memes aside he is going to tax the fuck out of the rich. would be a half decent time to be working class.

dont see labour winning though

>>36426636
Not that lad but I can't imagine sleeping in the same bed as someone. I've done it a few times when gfs slept over at my parents and that but it was so uncomfortable and annoying I couldn't fall asleep

>>36426637
How exactly will taxing the rich help the working class? Other than for the keks obviously.

>>36426637
>tfw he wins and taxes all the rich and the rich leave the country

I'm only voting for whichever party gives government issued girlfriends

>>36426719
they would be disgusting.

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>>36426626
Reliant Robin pensioner pulls up

>>36426626

>President Xi Jinping of the People's Republic of China

>Some hillbilly on the back of a fucking pickup truck

>>36426757
I'd hope they'd promise it they weren't

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>>36426696
>>36426637
You don't need to tax the rich though boys, just companies that use tax loopholes. Income tax works as it is but we lose far too much to the sneaky globalists and their jewish ways.

>>36426694
because more money will be put into helping communities and it will raise the minimum wage

i hardly following corbyn and even i know he always goes on about using money to help the majority

>>36426771
they would all be chavs. like the human version of council houses.

>>36426636
Dunno man, it's bad times tho, not even bad but terrible. Story time tomorrow. Can't be arsed now.

>>36426772
yeah, making sure the big boys at the top dont get away with tax avoidance is another thing that i imagine will happen

conservatives are literally a party to represent the interests of the elites. its how democracy has been since athens.

>>36426774
You think the government couldnt do that now if they wanted to? As others have said the rich will just leave and suddenly the middle class will become 'the wealthy' and small business will suffer.

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>>36426763
>Old Chinese man

>Truck boys pulling up from the ninth circle of hell

Damn poles are such rats, such vermin.

>>36426814
>You think the government couldnt do that now if they wanted to?

obviously they could but its the conservatives in charge who represent the interests of the elites.

oh come on lol. the rich wont just leave. do you really think big companies are going to move abroad when they will still be making a profit. this is a myth with no credibility.

>>36426833
Better than Pakis and blacks tho

>>36426812
What annoys me if how they give tax cuts to the papers for being anti-corbyn.

I wish Rupert Murdoch would hurry up and fucking rot

>>36426794
>tfw no government issue gf called shantell

>>36426872
>tfw lost my virginity to a girl called chantelle

>>36426893
Was she an absolute slag? Sounds hot

>>36426871
its to be expected lad. they want to protect their own interests before anyone else.

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if we get labour issued fursuits I would vote for jezza

>>36426916
I have a thing for girls who wear fursuits but I hate furfags
What is wrong with me

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>>36426872
Didn't corbyn unironically float something like government issued gf's a couple of months ago?

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>>36426762
*hands pensioner an ice cold bud*
*drives off*
truck boys

>>36426903
Yes, extremely chavvy too. She has a kid now and some chav cunt boyfriend who is possibly raising my kid

>>36426938
>I have a thing for girls who wear fursuits
post an example?

>>36426916
>furries

never known of a more autistic group in my entire life.

>>36426870
I like Caribbean blacks at least they're assimilated.

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Thinking about Reliant Robins

>>36426686
We have a king sized bed so there's loads of room.

How many hours do you spend on 4chan lads? I'm on it literally all day.

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>>36426912
Yeah I mean at least we don't live in Russia or Turkey

>>36426938
girls that wear furry tails and bunny ears are tidy

>>36426982
About 6 to 12 hours a day

>>36426961
The carribean blacks also make excellent food.

African food is 99% shit. The only exception is Ethiopian food but even that is just alright.

>>36426982
I drop in and out while I'm working (i.e. procrastinating)

I'd estimate maybe 2-3 hours a day actively reading and writing posts.

Cat ears on grills make me hngggggggg

>>36426982
Once every month or so to argue politics with aspies and get a new wallpaper

>>36426961
Three dead blackies in 24 hours, let's hope it continues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3RgvgcSE8g

>>36426955
Good feels tho ain't it, especially when u see them in spoons having a slap up meal and the kid looks nothing like the "dad" but more like you and she glances over and acknowledges

I'm liking truck boys desu

>>36427033
I wouldn't like that man. If I had a son I'd want him to be raised right, not by a pair of chavs.

>>36427024
>Once every month or so
normies get out etc

>>36426982
3 hours a day, it started as fun, now it's part of life

>>36427033
>>36427059
>tfw you went through a chav stage when you where 13-15 because you didnt want to get bullied

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>>36427073
Haha 3 hours! However could someone spend that much time here every day!

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You're in the club and this waifu slaps your love hotel's ass. What do you do?
Can I start over?

>>36427031
What happened anon?

Oregano keeed

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>>36427060
I used to come on more but then I got a girlfriend and a job

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Lads I just blew my own mind.

The place where you're least likely to be visited by Mormon missionaries is probably Utah. Woah.

>>36427109
I have a girlfriend and a job and I still get 2-3 hours a day in. Trick is to have a job that doesn't care what websites you go on.

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>>36427051
it's such a brainless, unfunny meme. Some of the goodfellas variations have been quite witty, and kev's positivity is nice sometimes. Xi is variable, some posters get it right.

>>36427059
True but im saying if you fucked her and then later on u see her and didn't know

>>36427101
Why do you want to start over?

honestly, pretty much all the memes right now on brit feel are pretty shit.

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Allow annexation of Korea

>>36427101
Take as long as you need qt
>>36427111
Burgers out

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>>36427033
>>36427059
Heres her normie book lads, glad I didn't stick around. My possible kid will most likely post here in 12-15 years. He's doomed from the start

>>36427111
how wrong you are lad

>>36427149
The sentence made no sense and it was supposed to be a funny joke

>>36427179
Hahaha imagine being so proud of your string of call center jobs that you put them on your facebook. Poleaboo as fuck.

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>>36427134
*truck boys pull up*
*throw you into truck without a lifejacket*
*hand you a fresh bud and drive into river*
truck boys

>>36427182
Am I wrong?

I mean think about it. Why would they send Mormon missionaries to Mormon HQ?

>>36427179
>studied hairdressing
>cleaner
smug

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Study Business at a UK university.

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Well lads, would you bang?

>>36427211
the fuck (truck) boys can swallow their dars dna for all i care

>>36427223
if a cockroach enters an ant nest, do the ants leave it alone?

>>36427244
yes but you;re asking someone who would bang pretty much anything legal with long hair, a dress, and a pussy

>>36427244
she has a rose west vibe to her

>>36427258
I don't know but that sounds like a very interesting question.

>>36427244
Fuck yeah.

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Support Manchester City.

>>36427254
truck boys always take care of business and they never back down so don't mess with them or you're making a mistake and it's not going to end well for you

>>36427237
>>studied hairdressing
>>cleaner
>smug
too stupid do do proper subjects past 16
will do anything for money

she missed of fucked a robot

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>>36427286
>>36427287
>>36427296
I had the biggest crush on her when I was a teen. Now she just looks mental and a bit dirty to me.

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Drive a Reliant Robin

>>36427308
this photo is everything thats wrong with the 21st century

>>36427310
kid, you reckon i shriek with fear from a group of fanny farts that almost got wiped on their grandmothers curtains.

think again, bucko.

>>36427337
I thought her looking mental was the appeal.

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>>36427344
Burn some rubber

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>>36427378
I guess so but she's more annoying and tiresome mental than fun and hot mental

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Truck Girls

>>36427296
the answer is 'no' lad, haven't you seen the masterpiece of cinema 'bugs life'?

>>36427408
What happened with her lad? Did you ever have a shot at glory in your teen years?

>>36427337
she does look a bit mad desu. she gives off that sjw vibe. i can imagine her to read harry potter while posting some feminist shit on facebook or twitter. dont know though, im probably just projecting. she might be a nice girl

>>36427369

try saying that to a truck boys face
see what happens
you'll get your ass kicked
truck boys don't take insults lightly

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Call me blind, but I didn't see it coming
Everybody was running
But I couldn't hear nothing

Except gun blasts, it happened so fast
I don't really know this kid
Even though I sit by him in class

Maybe this kid was reaching out for love
Or maybe for a moment
He forgot who he was
Or maybe this kid just wanted to be hugged
Whatever it was
I know it's because

RIP IN PEACE ELLIOT<3

>>36427411
Truck girls love black guys.

>>36427424
Yeah but I was really wee so all I remember is your man was trying to ride some lady bug or something like that.

>>36427408
Well lad she can't say anything mental when she has a mouth full of your knob. Are you gonna go for it?

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>>36427439
>>36427437
Yeah we made out and I got handsy a couple of times but I had a gf at the time (literally my only one ever) and she was all moral about it. Then a few years later I hooked up with one of her friends who apparently talked a lot of shit about me so we stopped talking. She's just added me on fb again and I'm not sure what to say to her.

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Do truck girls like anime?

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>>36427469
White women love Reliant Robins

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Send your mother out of London.

Do truck girls like watching anime while eating tesco's bread and being injected with a lethal dose of morphine in reliant robins with Xi Jinping?

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>>36427482
>Are you gonna go for it?
She's spent her 20's travelling the world and doing interesting things while I've mostly been a drugged up loser. I cant see it happening.

>>36427561
Well you may as well try it because she's fit as fuck.

Fuck I've just found a pic of us together. How depressing. Think I might hit the heroin again lads and numb the pain.

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>>36427558
No. Truck Girls like to entrap sole robots and bully them

>>36427558
Nah, actually they're pretty racist.

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>>36427558
You on the left

truck girls

>>36427561
She looks like she stinks lad

>>36427600
dont do it lad. heroin isnt the answer. have a cup of tea.

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>>36427600
Does heroin really numb the pain?

I usually use whisky and weed.

>>36427600
Share it you junkie fuck

>>36427666
Dry roasted peanuts and old spice.

>>36427691
It's just a wee smokey smoke I do H every few months it's no biggie
>>36427701
It can do but the stuff I have is pretty shitty and I have to do it off foil which is objectively the worst way.

>>36427600
The only thing that numbs the pain for me is visiting a service station. Get yourself down to your local services lad. The great thing is that it's still open now.

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my throats been swollen for like four days now and its really getting on nerves gasping like a fish because i can't swallow anything FUCK I JUST WANT TO BE WELL

>>36427707
She's also been B L A C K E D

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*sees you on the side of the road*
*honks the horn*
*laughs and points at you while they speed past*

truck girls

>>36427561
>travelling the world
Dropped

>>36427726
>It's just a wee smokey smoke I do H every few months it's no biggie
t. every future heroin addict eve.

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>>36427728
I dont live near one and I dont want to be bummed by a trucker. I'm seeing family 2moro dont want to be nursing a torn anus.
>>36427703
eh maybe after I'm high. It's 7 years old so I might as well be a different person

Might break up with my GF and move to Milan. Got a 40k a year job there waiting for me anytime I want. She's acting up about nothing and it's making me miserable. Maybe it's time for a fresh start somewhere sunny with good food.

>>36427726
Are you sat outside McDonald's begging and using the free wifi lad?

>>36427773
No I'm at home as in my parents house obviously

>>36427772
A change is as good as a rest

>>36427772
>She's acting up about nothing and it's making me miserable
Are women designed to grind men down?

>>36427738
That was implied with "travelling the world".

>>36427771
pros:
cute in an ugly sort of way
cute fringe
thicc thighs

cons:
looks like she smells of sink water
fanny pack

>>36427694
I like them. Their flavour gets a bit overwhelming after a while though

You were smoking it the other night werent you? Is heroinanon officially a character now?

>>36427840
M & s hand cooked crisps are probably my favorite

>>36427741
truck girls kicked me in the nuts until i passed out when i was 12 years old and now i am infertile
i never even got old enough to make it with a girl and now i have no chance

Any degenerate smokers here? Mfw ten quid for twenty cigs

>>36427836
Also looks like she's hairy as fuck from the neck down

>>36427873
Got on the rollies lad 30g master race

>>36427873
Is that the price now? I get duty free tobacco when my family goes away. Start rolling anon

>>36427818
It really feels that way lad. Started off as a fun, happy relationship, and it is very happy most of the time, but when she goes mental she goes really mental and she's off the rails for days making my life a misery and stealing me of my vitality.

Her latest trick is to start an argument with me at 2:30 am so I'm completely worn down the next day, then having a go at me when I forget to do something because I'm tired. Then when I say "I'm tired because you kept me up all night screaming at me" she says "I had to go to work too! I'm exhausted too!"

Yeah bitch but I was happy to let you sleep and I'm not the one complaining at you now!

Felt good to type that out. Avoid women lads. This is the best one I've ever had, too. Just shows you how insufferable they usually are.

>>36427868
Which flavour do you recommend?

>>36427896
Sounds fucking draining lad. How long have you been together?

>>36425322
Too poppy.

>>36425337
Yes and I never enjoyed it because I was a quite shy chubby kid.

>>36425353
Actually want to learn Mandarin, to be honest.

>>36425461
Chinese takeaway is pure degenerate food, friend. Just cook stir fry at home.

>>36425557
Easy access to extraordinary amounts of information makes people crazy. That and the inability for humans to focus on two things at once makes people paranoid, but I think people need to learn to be more aware of their surroundings in public, too many fucking retards embedded in their social media retardation, walking into people and being generally unobservant drones.

>>36425618
>why is the RTS genre so dead
It's all been done and dusted. The peak form of RTS has already been developed.

>>36426982
I try to keep it < 3 hours, but sometimes the internet wormhole can be fucking vacuous.

>>36427308
>you wake up after a binge and your phone starts ringing
>see this on facetime
What do?

>>36427694
Keoghs.

>>36427873
Thinking about buying American Spirits to look cool and also reduce stress.

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>tfw chronic fatigue syndrome

>>36427861
I post here all day everyday so I probably have a few 'characters' at this point unless my posting is too shit and unmemorable

>>36425906
Holy shit. Stockport?
I swear this guy drinks in my local.

>>36427889
I only smoke the burns lad, just when go to boozer need to get cigs in so don't look like a tight arse

Just got paid lads. 500 bong.

>100 go to my parents for board
>rest goes away for an anime convention

such is life for the part time wagecuck

>>36427918
Two years now. She isn't always like this, she just kicks off every six weeks. But this has been the most draining one because it's literally about nothing at all. Usually it's about cleaning the flat or something.

>>36427972
I feel ur feels

>>36426982
depends how long i'm awake today 13 hrs, as well as some gaming

>>36427876
definitely, look at her legs in >>36427337

>>36427972
What makes women like this? There must be a reason.

>>36427946
>n-no mummy, it's not that i'm a lazy sack of shit, i just have CFS!!

>>36427909
i normally get sea salt and balsamic vinegar

>>36428002
Hoooly fuck well spotted. Feminism was a mistake

if your dad is a truck boy you're set for life
you get good genes for strength and getting women
you're guaranteed to be a truck boy when you get old enough
your dad buys you a truck when you're nine years old and teaches you to drive in the country
there's constant money and opportunity since truck boys are highly fraternal and communal
and good truck boy families always have a reserve of girls growing up in case there's no nerds with gf to take around for a while
everything comes easy for truck boys

>>36428034
do it in the style of goodfellas poster

>tfw about 7 'characters' of which about 4 are known

>>36427989
I'm going to try and get the money together that I need to start off in Milan again and see how she acts during the time it takes. If she hasn't been on her best behaviour then I'm going to get that job and head down. There's even a lad there who would help me find a flat.

>>36428004
Fuck knows but they all seem to be like this. Being in a relationship is like having manic depression - you have really happy times and then absolutely crushing lows.

I'd rather just have the low level ebb of loneliness of long term single life. At least then I could concentrate on my work and the things that make me happy like smoking weed and drinking whisky.

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>>36427995
Finally an anon like me. Here to the grave right anon? ha..

>>36427967
what anime convention, anon?

>>36428076
I have about the same but it depends if people even remember them desu.

>>36428076
Name them, nerd.

>>36427967
What about your steroids you sexy degenerate?

>>36427954
He has a thick cock. Very thick. Probably the thickest I've taken.

But it's only about 5 inches long, so it was sort of like a coca cola can in dimensions.

who here watches benidorm?

>>36428118
Sunnycon lad, looks a bit shit but it's the biggest one outside of London so it might be decent. Only going because my mates invited me and my oneitis is going. Also just using it as a reason to get hammered tbqh

>>36428213
looks sweet lad. hope you and your oneitis get close. is she cosplaying? might get to see some of that elusive side boob.

>>36427600
Lad.

You're obsessed with thia girl for a reason.
>It's due to drugs.
>You've spent the majority of your life drugged out in smack.

I'm guessing the heavy effect of heroin has caused you to be a NEET for a number of years.

Do you have many friends left that you can look towards as inspiration to do better things in life?

If not, then that's probably why you're obsessed with her.
You look towards people and develop obsessions with those you used to know well that are doing better things than you, things that you long to do yourself.
Such as:
>travelling the world
>living free from addiction and wondering when the next hit will come
>making friend's instead of staying in the town you grew up in
>being happy

Her memory is what you have left of the old life you used to live that was free from pain and addiction.
>When life was much more simple


I would advise seeing a doctor and moving on.
>She forgot you a long time ago m8

I don't want to sound harsh but you need to face reality.

Going insane lads.

I'm literally talking to my own penis.

I upload guitar hero live videos to youtube

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I drag my weary bones again,
to slave another day,
for the profit of another,
and to collect my measly pay,
I have no choice,
what can I do?
there is no other way...
that is my life,
I have to live,
there's nothing more to sa--*truck boys pull up*

>>36428213
Haha lad.
I'm going too.

See you arould.

>>36428290
She usually does lad, but I've never seen her do anything lewd
>>36428356
Fuck lad, I'll be the depressed looking dude sick of my life there drinking overpriced beer all day. Thinking of just filling up a bottle with vodka and taking it in tbqh

>>36428302
He said the girl added him on Facebook which brought back some old memories. You don't need to be a junkie to be in that situation.

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>>36428302
Well I actually have been mostly strung out on party drugs in my 20s and I've actually quit those and only do heroin every few months because bored and it's the only thing I havent done to death. You're pretty spot on though lad and I appreciate the comment. I'm 30 though and basically a worn out depressed piece of shit with no real friends (I've already been diagnosed with BPD). I have zero chance of making anything of my life.

>>36428420
And yeah this anon is right she did add me and I wouldnt class myself a junkie

>>36427927
>Chinese takeaway is pure degenerate food, friend. Just cook stir fry at home.
I do, but wanted to treat myself. It was not a treat though, unfortunately.

>>36428476
That's the problem with Chinese. When it's bad, it's fucking dreadful, and most places are inconsistent.

>>36428128
>>36428076
Yeah name them faggot and I might do mine

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>>36427101
nobody touches my love hotel

>>36428308
>I upload guitar hero live videos to youtube
why

>>36428520
the competition gives me a sense of purpose

>>36428398
whats she gonna cosplay as this time? show her gurren lagann and make her be yoko.

>>36428307
that's okay as long as it's not talking back you should be alright
I talk to my catto like we're having a chat

>>36428195
used to but had to stop, too depressing

>>36428427
>I have zero chance of making anything of my life.

create your own goals lad. fuck what society tells us to do. ill be happy if i can live long enough to die of natural causes and not kill myself.

>>36428581
>, too depressing

why do you think its depressing? latest season is pretty shit but im watching it anyway

>>36428584
I dont know, I've never wanted to do anything really (not suggesting doing nothing makes me happy though). Honestly my whole life just feels like trying to avoid even worse situations.

>>36428503
My second choice was Domino's. Probs should have gone with that. It's expensive plastic shit but pretty tasty.

>>36428573
I have full blown conversations with my cat because she meows back at me.

Is it even possible to be employed when you have no references or GCSEs. Just an 8 year employment gap after secondary school and nothing to show for it

>>36428617
Christmas time at a big supermarket maybe.

>>36428599
it just doesn't go well for me, all the characters are lower-class plebs and I found it really annoying

>>36428617
At this stage, elaborate lies are your only option.

>>36428617
What the fuck have you done for 8 years?

>>36428617
I'd be your reference if you put me down lad

>>36428617
im in a similar position as you. havent found a job yet but a lot of apprenticeships dont need gcses. also, military. also, consider doing some volunteer work to put on your cv; that looks good to potential employers. and you can always take your gcses. i think some colleges allow you to do your maths and english ones for free if you don't already have them.

>>36428646
Sat in mummy's house wanking to anime and playing videogames.

>>36428666
Do not do this he will steal your soul

>>36428607
Yeah Dominos is a sure thing - but it's always just OK. Chinese is a roulette - but sometimes, just like the Chinese themselves, you gotta gamble.

>>36428617
Honestly? Probably nothing good.

I'd advise you to start your own business. You obviously have been able to survive on no money for 8 years. Being unable to survive on no money is the main barrier to starting a business.

Just deleted my okcupid account

Finally accepting that I'm broken beyond repair and will just visit whores probably

Now I focus on making money

When I'm 30 I want to fuck teenagers

What do you do when life becomes illogical to continue living?

>>36428606
>Honestly my whole life just feels like trying to avoid even worse situations.

i do know where you're coming from lad. its not too late though. im sure you could find some interests now that you want to invest time into. honestly though, most people dont know what they are doing in life and dont have a real vision. most people are just taking each day as it comes.
im just saying that we shouldent allow society to

>>36428723
accept jesus into your heart and have beautiful white children, what could go wrong?

>>36428713
Those Paki takeaways that you see everywhere tend to do pretty solid burgers, I find. Greasy of course, but flavourful. Classic remorse-core dinner

>>36428723
I'm still young and optimistic things will improve. I give it 5 years before I join the rest of the 25+ year olds here who have given up on life completely

>>36428702
Jesus.

How does your mother put up with you?

>>36428635
i completely agree lad. first few seasons where pretty funny though. its definitely not a master piece or anything. all the characters are mega normies.

>>36428760
Putting money into Paki pockets

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>>36428646
Shut in NEET. I'm probably not the only one in this situation. At least I can drive and I think i'm still physically healthy at least.

>>36428698
>military
why do you think I've been NEET for 8 years, I wouldn't be eligible else i'd consider it

>>36428713
>>36428643
>>36428666
>>36428634
As I thought, I'd rather stay NEET than do anything like a temp supermarket job. I live comfortably since I don't go on holidays or go out I can live off bennies fine, would rather have moved out though. I'm only considering breaking out of NEET life because I don't do anything anymore, I've slowly deteriorated and broken to the point where I don't care about myself or others and I don't find anything exciting or fun. I just sit moping on imageboards all day. I'd rather just wake up and have some work to occupy my mind than this. I guess its out of desperation that something would change but it probably won't

>>36428767
some mums are too easy. my mum definitely is. its only my dad that will act strict.

>>36428802
Learn a simple skill and go on upwork and sell it.

You won't get rich but you'll give yourself some kind of purpose.

Either that or write a novel or a screenplay.

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Was he gay?
Discuss

>>36428802
maybe you should try working part time, or do some volunteering in something you are interested in.

>>36428617
I left all formal education at 14 so I have no GCSEs when I was starting my business to raise capital I worked in construction, I started as a dryliners labourer after being unemployed for several years (they didn't give a rats arse) all I needed to do it was a CSCS card, transport and the ability to lug plasterboards about all day it paid about 100 a day after tax. After some time I got on the tools and started fixing boards which gave a normal tradesman wage of up to 180 a day. tl;dr get cscs and learn a trade m8, or at minimum you can use that to work for a labour agency for 60 a day or something.

You can do it lad we all believe in you!

>>36428801
They're here either way. Greasy food is literally all they're good for. It's honestly a treat when I have a white taxi driver at this point. The stupid /pol/ posters make me suspect every one of them as being part of some huge rapist conspiracy.

I do like a balti though.

>>36428836

Very unlikely

why would he be?

>>36428898
He clearly preferred the company of men

>>36428898
he did get nailed by a bunch of romans lad

Lads what the fuck is the appeal of Die Antwoord.

>>36428898
He literally had a harem who called themselves his "disciples". He also told them to drink his " blood" and "eat" his "flesh"

>>36428897
They probably are considering the young girls were trafficked all over the country

Well this heroin is comfy at least. Want to see a pic of me and this girl and laugh at what a faggot I used to look like?

>>36428945
Go on then laddie

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>>36428953
Behold muh face

>>36428723
There really is not a definitive answer to this, especially when we all here have different feelings and ideas with what we want to do with our future. If you want any actual meaningful advice then you'd need to fill us in a bit more.

>>36428762
Not so fast lad.

I just turned 25 last month and I've only just got a promising job abroad as a trainie stock/investment broker

12 months and I'll get a promotion earning 70 - 80k a year.

I've only just managed to sort my life out.
That's because I was persistent and practically begged with compassion for the position.

I chased the pursuit of happiness for a long time going from one shit job to another facing depression, failure along the way with a bad uni experience.

I was hired because of my passion for the role, travel and many dead-end job positions that I've had.

At first I wasn't called back as he told me "I don't think you have what it takes" after the interview so I asked myself "am I going to let this go? Fuck no!"

I called and left countless messages and emails on his answering machine and pc untill 2 weeks later he replied with "congratulations you've got the job, I was testing to see if you had the resilience for this kind of work"

My mum called me today and said she was "proud of her son" I've not heard that in years, anon.

>>36428975
what happened to that qt?